The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 1.14.14

January 14th, 2014 // 257 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed, where our photo agencies are still pumping out shots of Golden Globes after-parties, so you’re getting a bunch of breasts that were in attendance and not much else. Well actually, we do have David Spade with one of the ones he passes off to Rob Schneider, as well as Leonardo DiCaprio who just sent a certain someone to In-N-Out on a suicide mission, and Billy Bob Thornton apparently reverse aging in addition to teaching jazz part-time at Arthur Murry now.

“But that’s how Patrick Swayze got his start!” – Fuck you for knowing that, voice in my head, just fuck you,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Olivia Munn Nipples No Bra Weinstein Company Netflix Golden Globes After Party
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    I would sex that.

  2. Cameron Diaz The Body Book Promotion
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    Well she damn sure can’t write a “Face Book”

  3. Julianne Hough Butt Tight Dress 15th Annual InStyle Warner Bros Golden Globes After Party
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    Acceptable. I’ll take two of these, wrap the spare for later.

  4. Julianne Hough Butt Tight Dress 15th Annual InStyle Warner Bros Golden Globes After Party
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    Beautiful woman.

  5. Cuba Gooding Jr Scarf Meet The Filmmakers Apple Store
    icu
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    I could’ve sworn when I saw the thumbnail it was that other douchebag Terence Howard.

  6. Kaley Cuoco Melissa Rauch Holding Boobs Golden Globes Instagram
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    “That’s right! Check out these tits! AND…I’M…MARRIED!!!”

  7. David Spade Posing With Fat Crazy Eyed Fan Chateau Marmont
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    “Oh, my God…Look at me! I’m getting my photograph with McCauley Caulkin!!!!”

  8. Snooki JWoww Bloated Pregnant Face AJ Calloway Access Hollywood
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    Stop me if you’ve heard this one…Snooki, JWoww and AJ Calloway walk into a bar…

  9. Jennifer Lopez Huge Ass Leather Skirt FOX All Star Winter TCA Party
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    Ah, this makes me nostalgic for the halcyon days of youth, back when the world was new, dreams were possible, and a moderately globular ass amazed and obsessed us.

    But time makes fools of us all. The starry eyed idealism of youth fades under the weight of time and age…and what are we left with but the precious memories we collected like fireflies in a mason jar.

    Ah J-Lo, you once were my bulbous assed muse, and many an hour was spent in the gloaming of the night, wrestling my budding manhood to thoughts of your forbidden and over ripe fruits. But much like my own innocence lost, J-Lo has become a relic of simpler times. Her ass, once a trophy of Lombardi proportions, now barely rates notice aside the freakshow derriere’s of Coco, Nikki Minaj, and their soul stealing whore queen Kim Kardashian.

    Weep not for the lost glory, weep for the future.

  10. Billy Bob Thornton Dyed Brown Hair FOX All Star Winter TCA Party
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    he and Jennifer Aniston probably call each other late at night, and laugh, and laugh…

  11. David Spade Posing With Fat Crazy Eyed Fan Chateau Marmont
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    Can…Can someone help him? anyone?

  12. Jasmine Burke Nipples No Bra See Through Dress Ride Along Premiere
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    I’ve got a fever…and the cure is most definitely is not more cowbell

  13. Kaley Cuoco Melissa Rauch Holding Boobs Golden Globes Instagram
    Jon
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    Bless’em both! They do it for those who can’t, because you know…, laws.

  14. David Spade Posing With Fat Crazy Eyed Fan Chateau Marmont
    Ripley's Believe It Or Not
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    He’s been reduced to trolling CM for pussy. Corey Feldman’s personal advice awaits him.

  15. Heidi Klum Cleavage Weinstein Company Netflix Golden Globes After Party
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    I like how a bunch of horrible-looking nerds are jumping on a supermodel in her 40s. Yeah, Heidi Klum is gross, you got it dude

  16. Leonardo DiCaprio Making Out With Girlfriend Toni Garn CAA Golden Globes After Party
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    “God, all the time I was up on stage, accepting that award, all it did was make me want your lips, your touch. I’ve been wanting this moment. By the way, I’m Leo – so glad I met you tonight!”

  17. Leonardo DiCaprio Making Out With Girlfriend Toni Garn CAA Golden Globes After Party
    malaka
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    idk. call me crazy but from the looks of this picture, it looks like he’s got his eyes closed seemingly expressing actual human emotion while she appears to be the one draining his life force.

  18. Heidi Klum Cleavage Weinstein Company Netflix Golden Globes After Party
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    She looks great for 50 years old. Unfortunately, she’s 40.

  19. Cuba Gooding Jr Scarf Meet The Filmmakers Apple Store
    fred
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    “Is that a hypothetical question, or are you really offering me a job as a chauffeur? Things have been kind of tough lately and I am in a very fragile state. Please don’t fuck with me right now.”

  20. Billy Bob Thornton Dyed Brown Hair FOX All Star Winter TCA Party
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    Jeez, when did Billy Bob Thornton pass away?

  21. Hilary Duff Butt Yoga Pants
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    Jeez, the ink isn’t even dry yet and she’s already presenting.

  22. Kaley Cuoco Melissa Rauch Holding Boobs Golden Globes Instagram
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    Must get back. Ron will be missing his Scabbers.

  23. Jasmine Burke Nipples No Bra See Through Dress Ride Along Premiere
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    I believe I could put up with her for a while.

  24. Cameron Diaz The Body Book Promotion
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    She looks like she’s made of Silly Putty.

  25. Snooki JWoww Bloated Pregnant Face AJ Calloway Access Hollywood
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    “Bitch stole my fish! I can smell it on her!”

  26. Jasmine Burke Nipples No Bra See Through Dress Ride Along Premiere
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    “Sorry ma’am, but the Denise Huxtable auditions aren’t until tomorrow.”

  27. Billy Joel Chef Fulvio Sardelli
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    So it’s visit your illegitimate son at work day?

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