The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 1.14.14

January 14th, 2014 // 257 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed, where our photo agencies are still pumping out shots of Golden Globes after-parties, so you’re getting a bunch of breasts that were in attendance and not much else. Well actually, we do have David Spade with one of the ones he passes off to Rob Schneider, as well as Leonardo DiCaprio who just sent a certain someone to In-N-Out on a suicide mission, and Billy Bob Thornton apparently reverse aging in addition to teaching jazz part-time at Arthur Murry now.

“But that’s how Patrick Swayze got his start!” – Fuck you for knowing that, voice in my head, just fuck you,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Jennifer Lopez Huge Ass Leather Skirt FOX All Star Winter TCA Party
    cc
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    Compared to that sow Kim K she looks svelte.

  2. David Spade Posing With Fat Crazy Eyed Fan Chateau Marmont
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    “Ya, 1997 called, it wants it’s facial hair back”

  3. Cameron Diaz The Body Book Promotion
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    “Wearing a sweater and jeans is a sure-fire way of convincing everyone that I really actually DO look like *this*, right”

  4. Leonardo DiCaprio Making Out With Girlfriend Toni Garn CAA Golden Globes After Party
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    “I taste your beauty waning. There will be sex, and then you must leave, forever.”

  5. Leonardo DiCaprio Making Out With Girlfriend Toni Garn CAA Golden Globes After Party
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    Is the new rule that they stay together one month for every year difference in their age?

  6. Cuba Gooding Jr Scarf Meet The Filmmakers Apple Store
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    He’s talented, sure, but that doesn’t explain why the Russians would be spying on him.

  7. Cuba Gooding Jr Scarf Meet The Filmmakers Apple Store
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    Which filmmaker was he waiting to meet?

  8. Billy Joel Chef Fulvio Sardelli
    El Taupe
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    The Hypno-Chef is using the Jonathan Banks impersonator as muscle.

  9. Snooki JWoww Bloated Pregnant Face AJ Calloway Access Hollywood
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    It was easy to decide who he’d screw and who he’d kill, but was he ready for a lifetime with AJ Calloway?

  10. Billy Joel Chef Fulvio Sardelli
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    Billy: “Smile for the picture Davy. You’d still be swabbing decks if it wasn’t for me.”
    Fulvio: “We take the picture, and then no more wine for you.”
    Paul: “Am…am I in the shot you guys?”

  11. Andy Dick Squatting On Red Carptet Ride Along Premeire
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    And here I thought the plunger story was an urban legend…

  12. Jon Gosselin Knit Hat
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    Home is where the heart is. And also where the shoulder is, in this case.

  13. Jon Gosselin Knit Hat
    Don Draper's Dad
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    Which way to the YMCA?

  14. Kaley Cuoco Melissa Rauch Holding Boobs Golden Globes Instagram
    coljack
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    Jeopardy Answer: This picture.

    Jeopardy Question: How has every woman I’ve ever dated reacted when I asked them to take their shirt off?

  15. Russell Brand Sitting On Students Lap Cambridge Universtiy
    coljack
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    So, duh missus sez, “No, we can’t have a threesome with Demi Lovato.” OK, any more questions about why Katy and I broke up?

  16. Chrissy Teigen Cleavage Chateau Marmont
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    She has the look of shame that you see on women usually after they got blasted in the face in some gangbang porn.

  17. Olivia Munn Nipples No Bra Weinstein Company Netflix Golden Globes After Party
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    Titties in a tater sack is not her best look.

  18. Kaley Cuoco Melissa Rauch Holding Boobs Golden Globes Instagram
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    Just another day in Leonardo Dicaprio’s life.

  19. Michael K Williams Tiger Print Jacket Leather Pants Ride Along Premeire
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    Don’t care. He’s a badass.

  20. Hilary Duff Butt Yoga Pants
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    She has definitely lost all that marriage weight.

  21. Jasmine Burke Nipples No Bra See Through Dress Ride Along Premiere
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    Welcome to 1996!

  22. Wendy Williams Crazy Eyes Fur Coat Entertainment Tonight Studio
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    Currently missing a penis and a nose.

  23. Kaley Cuoco Melissa Rauch Holding Boobs Golden Globes Instagram
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    Wait, this is the girl from Big Bang Theory right? Why is everyone down on her? I’m just behind. Would someone mind explaining? Because I would very much like to have sex with Penny from the Big Bang Theory.

  24. Russell Simmons Shannon Elizabeth Weinstein Company Netflix Golden Globes After Party
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    “Hey baby! Pretty fly right? ! I wore my white Adidas with my tux !”
    ” You little bald piece of shit! Why would you do something so fucking stupid?”
    “Because I’m rich as hell.”
    “I think I love you. Take an awkward picture with me.”

  25. Billy Bob Thornton Dyed Brown Hair FOX All Star Winter TCA Party
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    “Brad Pitt has my sloppy seconds.”

  26. Chrissy Teigen Cleavage Chateau Marmont
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    Gaahh, her fake eyelashes are so obvious…said the only woman commenting on this post. I’ll show myself out while you boys have quality time.

  27. Cuba Gooding Jr Scarf Meet The Filmmakers Apple Store
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    Cuba realized at this moment his acting career wasover when he was asked what it was like to act with Will Smith on the Fresh Prince of Bel Air.

  28. Billy Joel Chef Fulvio Sardelli
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    I’ve never seen Wooly Willy in 3D. Very life-like.

  29. David Spade Posing With Fat Crazy Eyed Fan Chateau Marmont
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    He’s standing on a milk crate.

  30. Billy Joel Chef Fulvio Sardelli
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    When did Billy Joel turn into Homer Simpson?

  31. Jasmine Burke Nipples No Bra See Through Dress Ride Along Premiere
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    Our children will be beautiful and imaginary.

  32. Andy Dick Squatting On Red Carptet Ride Along Premeire
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    This man is a father.

  33. Russell Brand Sitting On Students Lap Cambridge Universtiy
    Motorboat Captain
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    “And there I am in Sri Lanka, formerly Ceylon, at three o’ clock in the morning, looking for one thousand brown M&M’s to fill a brandy glass, or Ozzy wouldn’t go on stage that night. So, Jeff Beck pops his head ’round the door and mentions there’s a little sweetshop on the edge of town. So, we go, and – it’s closed. So there’s me, and Keith Moon, and David Crosby breaking into this little sweetshop right? Well, instead of a guard dog, they’ve got this bloody great big Bengal tiger. Well I managed to take out the tiger with a can of mace, but the shop owner and his son, that’s a different story altogether… I had to beat them to death with their own shoes… Nasty business really… But sure enough, I got the M&M’s and Ozzy went on stage and did a great show.”

  34. Kaley Cuoco Melissa Rauch Holding Boobs Golden Globes Instagram
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    Melissa Rauch is hotter than Kaley.

    • Gotta disagree there, DZ. If Cuoco wasn’t clearly a stage 5 clinger she would be pretty ideal. Fit, but not so emaciated she loses her curves. Tommy likey.

  35. Chrissy Teigen Cleavage Chateau Marmont
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    Nice tits.

  36. Hayden Christensen Wide Eyed Cloth Wrapped Around Hand LAX
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    I got a confession to make. I’ve only just watched the original Star Wars Trilogy over the last Christmas holiday and they were really good.

    The prequels are hit and miss. I haven’t seen Phantom Menace yet, but Attack of the Clones and Revenge of the Sith only stand out to me because of the lightsaber battles.

  37. Russell Simmons Shannon Elizabeth Weinstein Company Netflix Golden Globes After Party
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    Shannon Elizabeth is still fucking sexy.

  38. Jennifer Lopez Huge Ass Leather Skirt FOX All Star Winter TCA Party
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    It’s too bad that body is attached to that personality. Fucking tragedy.

  39. Heidi Klum Cleavage Weinstein Company Netflix Golden Globes After Party
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    She’s still fucking sexy.

  40. Hilary Duff Butt Yoga Pants
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    Dat ass is on the market and I’m buying.

  41. David Spade Posing With Fat Crazy Eyed Fan Chateau Marmont
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    She looks like Amber Tamblyn on crack.

  42. Snooki JWoww Bloated Pregnant Face AJ Calloway Access Hollywood
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    Snooki slimmed down and looks great, JWoww looks like an alien.

  43. Leonardo DiCaprio Making Out With Girlfriend Toni Garn CAA Golden Globes After Party
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    Ah, now I see why he’s been wearing the stupid hat. He should put the damn thing back on.

  44. Snooki JWoww Bloated Pregnant Face AJ Calloway Access Hollywood
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    Guy in the hoodie: “Is that the “What, what, in the butt” guy?”

  45. Jasmine Burke Nipples No Bra See Through Dress Ride Along Premiere
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    She looks great.

  46. Billy Bob Thornton Dyed Brown Hair FOX All Star Winter TCA Party
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    HillBilly Bob should give Travolta the number of his hairpiece guy, then forget it.

  47. Wendy Williams Crazy Eyes Fur Coat Entertainment Tonight Studio
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    She looks like a manly Michael Jackson.

  48. Olivia Munn Nipples No Bra Weinstein Company Netflix Golden Globes After Party
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    That’s not a good look for you, Olivia. Take it off right now! ;)

  49. Russell Brand Sitting On Students Lap Cambridge Universtiy
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    how many legs does he have?

  50. Sarah Jessica Parker Sinewy Feet
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    Neigh.

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