The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 1.14.14

January 14th, 2014 // 257 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed, where our photo agencies are still pumping out shots of Golden Globes after-parties, so you’re getting a bunch of breasts that were in attendance and not much else. Well actually, we do have David Spade with one of the ones he passes off to Rob Schneider, as well as Leonardo DiCaprio who just sent a certain someone to In-N-Out on a suicide mission, and Billy Bob Thornton apparently reverse aging in addition to teaching jazz part-time at Arthur Murry now.

“But that’s how Patrick Swayze got his start!” – Fuck you for knowing that, voice in my head, just fuck you,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Hayden Christensen Wide Eyed Cloth Wrapped Around Hand LAX
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    Poor guy. Did Jar Jar Binks give him AIDS?

  2. Jasmine Burke Nipples No Bra See Through Dress Ride Along Premiere
    BeckyStyles
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    silver dollars!

  3. Olivia Munn Nipples No Bra Weinstein Company Netflix Golden Globes After Party
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    I like her, but she wears the weirdest dresses that look sort of cheap. Not sure what it is.

  4. Kaley Cuoco Melissa Rauch Holding Boobs Golden Globes Instagram
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    “Robin! The girls said they’re up for it!! C’mon over and help your old dad close ‘em out like we used to!”

  5. Jennifer Lopez Huge Ass Leather Skirt FOX All Star Winter TCA Party
    meh
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    What an ass! But she does have a nice butt.

  6. Snooki JWoww Bloated Pregnant Face AJ Calloway Access Hollywood
    meh
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    JWoww went from Club Chick to Old Lady Face in the two years away from Jersey Shore.

  7. Hilary Duff Butt Yoga Pants
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    Why the hell does Hilary Duff have the national nuclear codes?

    Oh, yeah….. engagement ring powers.

  8. Billy Joel Chef Fulvio Sardelli
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    “Of course, Mr. Joel. I’ll get you anything you want, in my Italian restaurant.”

  9. Heidi Klum Cleavage Weinstein Company Netflix Golden Globes After Party
    Steven J
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    white women age horribly

  10. Julianne Hough Butt Tight Dress 15th Annual InStyle Warner Bros Golden Globes After Party
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    Still couldn’t turn Seacrest. Pity.

  11. Billy Joel Chef Fulvio Sardelli
    Anna
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    Bill Troel

  12. Snooki JWoww Bloated Pregnant Face AJ Calloway Access Hollywood
    Shondra L
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    JWOww’s face is looking bloated or pumped up with fillers and her eyes tilt upwards in a disturbing way. Hope she’s not getting botox or injectibles while sh’e pregnant.

  13. Leonardo DiCaprio Making Out With Girlfriend Toni Garn CAA Golden Globes After Party
    Judge Chamberlain Haller
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    Leo: I win, let’s kiss!
    Toni: Why do you taste like Toby Maguire?

  14. Chrissy Teigen Cleavage Chateau Marmont
    Judge Chamberlain Haller
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    Now’s that’s the real legend.

  15. Heidi Klum Cleavage Weinstein Company Netflix Golden Globes After Party
    Judge Chamberlain Haller
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    I’d blitzkrieg all over those boobs and face.

  16. Kaley Cuoco Melissa Rauch Holding Boobs Golden Globes Instagram
    Swearin
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    “Your move, Kat Dennings!”

  17. Cameron Diaz The Body Book Promotion
    Swearin
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    She’s going to Dorian Grey this thing, isn’t she?

  18. Andy Dick Squatting On Red Carptet Ride Along Premeire
    phantom duck
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    Hey Andy, how do you pay rent?

  19. Julianne Hough Butt Tight Dress 15th Annual InStyle Warner Bros Golden Globes After Party
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    Stunning.

  20. Kaley Cuoco Melissa Rauch Holding Boobs Golden Globes Instagram
    All-win
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    The Gangbang Theory

  21. Leonardo DiCaprio Making Out With Girlfriend Toni Garn CAA Golden Globes After Party
    Swearin
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    So he sucks the life force out of them? Is that why he’s always getting another one?

  22. Chrissy Teigen Cleavage Chateau Marmont
    Swearin
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    Hey, you know what I could inexplicably go for right now? A Fiji bottled water

  23. Chrissy Teigen Cleavage Chateau Marmont
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    Nice!

  24. Jasmine Burke Nipples No Bra See Through Dress Ride Along Premiere
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    I’ll take some of that for sure.

  25. Kaley Cuoco Melissa Rauch Holding Boobs Golden Globes Instagram
    Eejut
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    2 Broke Faced Girls

  26. Sarah Jessica Parker Sinewy Feet
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    The walk of shame after the 2013 Kentucky Derby winner Orb went to town on dat ass.

  27. Kaley Cuoco Melissa Rauch Holding Boobs Golden Globes Instagram
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    The only 4 reasons to watch The Big Bang Theory.

  28. Russell Brand Sitting On Students Lap Cambridge Universtiy
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    “Oi, anybody in ‘ere got a wheelchair? Otherwise paralyzed below the belt with accompanying medical devices? Awright, you lot stay after class for some extra credit.”

  29. Chrissy Teigen Cleavage Chateau Marmont
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    After scoring at the Chateau Marmont the beautiful people only cook up with the finest bottled waters.

  30. Jennifer Lopez Huge Ass Leather Skirt FOX All Star Winter TCA Party
    Ginger Failed
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    Aww, there was a time when her ass was the original Kim K’s, only to be eclipsed…

  31. Hayden Christensen Wide Eyed Cloth Wrapped Around Hand LAX
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    He’s been neglecting to take the AZT cocktail for his “midichlorians” again.

  32. Billy Joel Chef Fulvio Sardelli
    Bitchy
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    Porky Pig?

  33. Russell Simmons Shannon Elizabeth Weinstein Company Netflix Golden Globes After Party
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    I love that no one even pretends that any of these women are with this homely, lisping weirdo for any reason other than his money.

  34. Julianne Hough Butt Tight Dress 15th Annual InStyle Warner Bros Golden Globes After Party
    Mohawk Disco
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    I don’t understand why she’s invited anywhere. Then she strikes a pose.

  35. Michael K Williams Tiger Print Jacket Leather Pants Ride Along Premeire
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    He showed up at the premiere just to rip Ice Cube and Kevin Hart. Omar coming!

  36. Jennifer Lopez Huge Ass Leather Skirt FOX All Star Winter TCA Party
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    Unlike some other notable asses her’s isn’t stuffed with silly putty, old dryer lint and recycled inter-tubes. Her ass is au naturale, just like her inflated opinion of herself.

  37. Wendy Williams Crazy Eyes Fur Coat Entertainment Tonight Studio
    Deacon Jones
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    Are you still technically female if your ass, breasts and hair are fake, you’re 7 feet tall, have a deep voice and can palm a basketball?

    I bet she looks like one of those early Terminator models after a shower.

  38. Julianne Hough Butt Tight Dress 15th Annual InStyle Warner Bros Golden Globes After Party
    Deacon Jones
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    “heyyyy.. single guys. Im still technically a virgin, buy the way…a RICH virgin…..dont mind my colostomy bag though, they said the scar tissue would never fully heal..”

  39. Billy Bob Thornton Dyed Brown Hair FOX All Star Winter TCA Party
    Joe
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    Do I make you horny?

  40. Heidi Klum Cleavage Weinstein Company Netflix Golden Globes After Party
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    she’s a shitbag of a human.
    and she looks meemaw old.

  41. Billy Bob Thornton Dyed Brown Hair FOX All Star Winter TCA Party
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    I want you to be nice until it’s time to not be nice.

  42. Sarah Jessica Parker Sinewy Feet
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    Nice shoes! Wonder where she got them nailed to her feet?

  43. Olivia Munn Nipples No Bra Weinstein Company Netflix Golden Globes After Party
    hum drum
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    mind controlled sex slave? wouldn’t come as a shock…

  44. Cameron Diaz The Body Book Promotion
    mr anthrope
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    …waaait a minute…my ghost writer said I had a furry “whaaaat”

  45. Russell Brand Sitting On Students Lap Cambridge Universtiy
    cc
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    This guy ganged Katy Perry. Contemplate that while you ear your dinner.

  46. Leonardo DiCaprio Making Out With Girlfriend Toni Garn CAA Golden Globes After Party
    cc
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    Good old Leonardo…up until10 seconds before this pic was taken the despondent looking girl on the right was his girlfriend.

  47. Hayden Christensen Wide Eyed Cloth Wrapped Around Hand LAX
    cc
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    Hi, if you sign this I’ll give you some Zoloft.

  48. Leonardo DiCaprio Making Out With Girlfriend Toni Garn CAA Golden Globes After Party
    j/k
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    I actually clicked back to see if Jonah Hill is crying the background.

  49. Russell Simmons Shannon Elizabeth Weinstein Company Netflix Golden Globes After Party
    cc
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    Her career has been on fire lately…

  50. Kaley Cuoco Melissa Rauch Holding Boobs Golden Globes Instagram
    mr anthrope
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    What the shit kinda wedding ring is that?

    Just how you’d want your new “wife” to act at a party.

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