The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 1.14.14

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed, where our photo agencies are still pumping out shots of Golden Globes after-parties, so you’re getting a bunch of breasts that were in attendance and not much else. Well actually, we do have David Spade with one of the ones he passes off to Rob Schneider, as well as Leonardo DiCaprio who just sent a certain someone to In-N-Out on a suicide mission, and Billy Bob Thornton apparently reverse aging in addition to teaching jazz part-time at Arthur Murry now.

“But that’s how Patrick Swayze got his start!” – Fuck you for knowing that, voice in my head, just fuck you,

- Photo Boy

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