The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 1.14.14

January 14th, 2014 // 257 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed, where our photo agencies are still pumping out shots of Golden Globes after-parties, so you’re getting a bunch of breasts that were in attendance and not much else. Well actually, we do have David Spade with one of the ones he passes off to Rob Schneider, as well as Leonardo DiCaprio who just sent a certain someone to In-N-Out on a suicide mission, and Billy Bob Thornton apparently reverse aging in addition to teaching jazz part-time at Arthur Murry now.

“But that’s how Patrick Swayze got his start!” – Fuck you for knowing that, voice in my head, just fuck you,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Cameron Diaz The Body Book Promotion
    elephantman
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    How would ever have guessed the Joker would write a book.

  2. Michael K Williams Tiger Print Jacket Leather Pants Ride Along Premeire
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Based on this picture, I would definitely say that “Omar be gay yo”.

  3. Russell Simmons Shannon Elizabeth Weinstein Company Netflix Golden Globes After Party
    George P. Burdell
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    She is so good in bed that he left his Yankee hat at home.

  4. Billy Bob Thornton Dyed Brown Hair FOX All Star Winter TCA Party
    dontkillthemessenger
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    He’s got the physique of a young Ellen Degeneres.

  5. Heidi Klum Cleavage Weinstein Company Netflix Golden Globes After Party
    George P. Burdell
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    Someone needs to tell her Halloween is over and she can ditch the old lady costume.

  6. Russell Brand Sitting On Students Lap Cambridge Universtiy
    Mohawk Disco
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    Stay in school. Learn and the world will be…. Sorry, just kidding. Drink, snort, and fuck as much as you can while acting like a jackass. That’s the key to fame and money kids. Fame and money…

  7. Cuba Gooding Jr Scarf Meet The Filmmakers Apple Store
    George P. Burdell
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    “…and how many Academy Awards have you won, you sanctimonious little shit?”

  8. Hilary Duff Butt Yoga Pants
    George P. Burdell
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    I hope she is on the way to my house.

  9. Cuba Gooding Jr Scarf Meet The Filmmakers Apple Store
    donkeylicks
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    “Look, I said no more Radio questions or impressions!”

  10. David Spade Posing With Fat Crazy Eyed Fan Chateau Marmont
    dontkillthemessenger
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    If he goes missing…

    A) Our prayers have been answered
    B) Check her basement

  11. Chrissy Teigen Cleavage Chateau Marmont
    Mohawk Disco
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    Tits and water. I like where this is going.

  12. Jon Gosselin Knit Hat
    George P. Burdell
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    Does he still qualify to be on this site?

  13. Snooki JWoww Bloated Pregnant Face AJ Calloway Access Hollywood
    dontkillthemessenger
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    The guy on the left is racist against black people or catwomen.

  14. Leonardo DiCaprio Making Out With Girlfriend Toni Garn CAA Golden Globes After Party
    Mohawk Disco
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    - You hear something?
    - No. Why?
    - Sounded like Jonah screaming NOOOOO!… We better get out of here!

  15. Cameron Diaz The Body Book Promotion
    donkeylicks
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    I’m still not un-entirely sure that I couldn’t fit my whole fist inside of her mouth.

  16. Wendy Williams Crazy Eyes Fur Coat Entertainment Tonight Studio
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Is the guy in back supposed to be the Tin Man or Scarecrow?

  17. Kaley Cuoco Melissa Rauch Holding Boobs Golden Globes Instagram
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    Garrrh! Only my husband can see them!

  18. Cameron Diaz The Body Book Promotion
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    There’s no particular wisdom inside – just a list of names and telephone numbers for plastic surgeons in each major American city.

  19. Russell Simmons Shannon Elizabeth Weinstein Company Netflix Golden Globes After Party
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    So I guess she’s been losing at poker lately?

  20. Sarah Jessica Parker Sinewy Feet
    coljack
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    “What’s the occasion, SJP?”

    “Once a month, me and the kids get all gussied up and parade around the house. We call it ‘dressage.’”

  21. Kaley Cuoco Melissa Rauch Holding Boobs Golden Globes Instagram
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    “The whole universe was in a dark dense state,

    Then nearly 14 billion years ago, expansion started,

    Boobs!”

  22. Sarah Jessica Parker Sinewy Feet
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    Immediately after this photo was taken, the bright flash light startled her and she ran into the road among the traffic.

  23. Hayden Christensen Wide Eyed Cloth Wrapped Around Hand LAX
    Mohawk Disco
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    You still wake up sometimes, don’t you? You wake up in the dark and hear the screaming of the Vader.

  24. Hayden Christensen Wide Eyed Cloth Wrapped Around Hand LAX
    maoix
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    Damn, still in character after all this time

  25. Cameron Diaz The Body Book Promotion
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    Subtitled: “Photoshop For Dummies”

  26. David Spade Posing With Fat Crazy Eyed Fan Chateau Marmont
    Mohawk Disco
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    Her smile tells me the next time we’ll hear about David Spade it will be on the side of a milk carton.

  27. Snooki JWoww Bloated Pregnant Face AJ Calloway Access Hollywood
    Mohawk Disco
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    Guy on the left: And you are famous why?!

  28. David Spade Posing With Fat Crazy Eyed Fan Chateau Marmont
    maoix
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    Little spade and big hoe

  29. Russell Brand Sitting On Students Lap Cambridge Universtiy
    crb
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    “Okay me lil artful dodgahs, de syllabuss fo ‘Insuffrable Twatt 101′ is as follows…”

  30. Andy Dick Squatting On Red Carptet Ride Along Premeire
    Mohawk Disco
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    Don’t know what’s scarier. He’s pushing that pole out or taking it in.

  31. Cameron Diaz The Body Book Promotion
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    Did she stand in front of proper books to add some weight to her own?

  32. Sarah Jessica Parker Sinewy Feet
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    I refuse to participate in such childish antics as you guys slander this mare,,ah,,lady’s reputation.
    Is that her halter hanging over her shoulder?

  33. Cameron Diaz The Body Book Promotion
    dick thunder
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    Her body is so old apparently they keep it in the Abraham Lincoln section of the store.

  34. Cuba Gooding Jr Scarf Meet The Filmmakers Apple Store
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    I hope he met one.

  35. Sarah Jessica Parker Sinewy Feet
    crb
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    Sarah clomp, clomp, clomp, clomped down the pavement, clearly pissed off about her future job prospects after DiBlasio announced he’s shutting down the Central Park carriages.

  36. Sarah Jessica Parker Sinewy Feet
    crb
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    Those are some mighty fancy stall-blankets for just an old nag.

  37. Cameron Diaz The Body Book Promotion
    Mohawk Disco
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    Yes, it’s me. No, it really is me. What do you mean I used to look like this?! Photoshop?!… SECURITY!

  38. Russell Brand Sitting On Students Lap Cambridge Universtiy
    JimBB
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    And let me tell you about this thing they have in the States called “dentistry”…

  39. Billy Bob Thornton Dyed Brown Hair FOX All Star Winter TCA Party
    JimBB
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    He looks like he’s been photoshopped in real life.

  40. Wendy Williams Crazy Eyes Fur Coat Entertainment Tonight Studio
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    Ms. Potatohead, ghetto fabulous edition.

  41. Hayden Christensen Wide Eyed Cloth Wrapped Around Hand LAX
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    -flight : delayed-
    NNNoooOOOooooOOooooOOooooOOOOOOooooOOOOOOooooooOOOooOOOOOooOOOOOooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  42. Billy Bob Thornton Dyed Brown Hair FOX All Star Winter TCA Party
    Jade
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    That’s the largest bobble head doll I’ve seen thus far.

  43. David Spade Posing With Fat Crazy Eyed Fan Chateau Marmont
    JimBB
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    He used to pull top trim too. Now he’s down to scrounging for drugged-up, has-been leftovers in the Chateau Marmont parking lot.

  44. Andy Dick Squatting On Red Carptet Ride Along Premeire
    JimBB
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    Loved him on the Ben Stiller Show, hate him for pretty much everything else he has ever done.

  45. Jon Gosselin Knit Hat
    JimBB
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    Wonder how many kids he got into that bag to save money on tickets.

  46. Olivia Munn Nipples No Bra Weinstein Company Netflix Golden Globes After Party
    JimBB
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    Her dry cleaner has become pretty good at getting the semen stains out of those dresses.

  47. Cameron Diaz The Body Book Promotion
    JimBB
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    Tip #1: Use photos from 1998.

  48. Sarah Jessica Parker Sinewy Feet
    JimBB
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    Somewhere there’s an abandoned carriage.

  49. Russell Brand Sitting On Students Lap Cambridge Universtiy
    evilstamos
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    I’ve heard it called a third leg, but this is next level.

  50. Andy Dick Squatting On Red Carptet Ride Along Premeire
    evilstamos
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    …and the internet quickly agreed on the name “the Flying Andy Dick” for the sex act of receiving a facial cumshot with a plunger inserted into the anus.

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