The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 1.14.14

January 14th, 2014 // 257 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed, where our photo agencies are still pumping out shots of Golden Globes after-parties, so you’re getting a bunch of breasts that were in attendance and not much else. Well actually, we do have David Spade with one of the ones he passes off to Rob Schneider, as well as Leonardo DiCaprio who just sent a certain someone to In-N-Out on a suicide mission, and Billy Bob Thornton apparently reverse aging in addition to teaching jazz part-time at Arthur Murry now.

“But that’s how Patrick Swayze got his start!” – Fuck you for knowing that, voice in my head, just fuck you,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Kaley Cuoco Melissa Rauch Holding Boobs Golden Globes Instagram
    Hugh G. Rection
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    Don’t worry. I’ll hold them for you.

  2. Kaley Cuoco Melissa Rauch Holding Boobs Golden Globes Instagram
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    Even the photo bomber is apathetic.

  3. Russell Brand Sitting On Students Lap Cambridge Universtiy
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    “Can you cure ma HIV wif yo duhgree?”

  4. Kaley Cuoco Melissa Rauch Holding Boobs Golden Globes Instagram
    joe
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    The cops found this taped up in Bieber’s bedroom.

  5. Andy Dick Squatting On Red Carptet Ride Along Premeire
    Hugh G. Rection
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    Fun fact: Andy’s middle name is “whata”

  6. Michael K Williams Tiger Print Jacket Leather Pants Ride Along Premeire
    joe
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    I think someone misunderstands ‘Cougar hunting.’

  7. Jon Gosselin Knit Hat
    Hugh G. Rection
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    I didn’t know the paparazzi hung around the bus station.

  8. Hilary Duff Butt Yoga Pants
    joe
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    I like how she ‘accidentally’ tucked her shirt in so the paps got a clear ass shot.

    That wasn’t sarcastic. I really liked it. Thanks, Hilary.

  9. Cameron Diaz The Body Book Promotion
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    I’ll just sit and watch all the Joker comments roll in.

  10. Sarah Jessica Parker Sinewy Feet
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    I’ll sit this one out and watch all the horse jokes roll in.

  11. Michael K Williams Tiger Print Jacket Leather Pants Ride Along Premeire
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    Ice Cube doesn’t look anything like his picture.

  12. Billy Joel Chef Fulvio Sardelli
    joe
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    His nose is becoming more and more Durante-ish in every shot.

  13. Russell Simmons Shannon Elizabeth Weinstein Company Netflix Golden Globes After Party
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    Jokes on him. Shannon only did her American Pie Nadya accent to make him think she’s just some foreign model looking for sponsorship

  14. Jasmine Burke Nipples No Bra See Through Dress Ride Along Premiere
    joe
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    Damn.

  15. Cuba Gooding Jr Scarf Meet The Filmmakers Apple Store
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    Ice Cuba Gooding Jr.

  16. Cuba Gooding Jr Scarf Meet The Filmmakers Apple Store
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    Again? Really? You’re going to ask me about Boat Trip?

  17. Russell Brand Sitting On Students Lap Cambridge Universtiy
    Son of Flubber
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    *long pause*……”yes, definitely circumcised”.

  18. Hilary Duff Butt Yoga Pants
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    I find it quite symbolic they only caught 50% of that car….

  19. Sarah Jessica Parker Sinewy Feet
    catapostrophe
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    That old gray mare ain’t what she used to be.

  20. David Spade Posing With Fat Crazy Eyed Fan Chateau Marmont
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    I feel like he has no choice in that picture.

  21. Kaley Cuoco Melissa Rauch Holding Boobs Golden Globes Instagram
    anonymous
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    Is that Bernadette from TBBT on the left? She’s much hotter with the glasses.

  22. Andy Dick Squatting On Red Carptet Ride Along Premeire
    joe
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    James Gandolfini, Marcia Wallace, Roger Ebert, and many other seemingly decent Hollywood folk died last year, yet this walking colostomy bag gets to go on a red carpet and pretend to jam a stanchion up his ass? There is no god, people.

  23. David Spade Posing With Fat Crazy Eyed Fan Chateau Marmont
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    “This is not what I ordered…”

  24. Cameron Diaz The Body Book Promotion
    joe
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    Her ‘Face Book’ didn’t sell so well.

  25. Kaley Cuoco Melissa Rauch Holding Boobs Golden Globes Instagram
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    Funny, pretty, talented, great body, great boobs and then there is Kaley.

  26. Snooki JWoww Bloated Pregnant Face AJ Calloway Access Hollywood
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    In any other setting, I’d say that dude in the background is wondering “What the hell is that guy doing here”… In this case I am almost positive it’s a look of disappointment and pity…

  27. Russell Simmons Shannon Elizabeth Weinstein Company Netflix Golden Globes After Party
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    That’s the look of a woman saying through clenched teeth, “get away from me you dirty old man, I don’t care how much money you have”.

    • dontkillthemessenger

      And he responded by saying, “Bitch, I paid for the the whole weekend and that’s what I’m getting.”

  28. Andy Dick Squatting On Red Carptet Ride Along Premeire
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    That pole is pushing his tongue out.

  29. David Spade Posing With Fat Crazy Eyed Fan Chateau Marmont
    anonymous
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    Brave man. She’s got crazy eyes.

  30. Michael K Williams Tiger Print Jacket Leather Pants Ride Along Premeire
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    “Hey John, you grabbed the wrong black guy, this is not Ice Cube or Kevin Hart, goddamnit for the last time, they all do not look the same!”

  31. Jon Gosselin Knit Hat
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    All the pizzas in that bag are going to be fucked before he delivers them.

  32. Billy Bob Thornton Dyed Brown Hair FOX All Star Winter TCA Party
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    “I’m here for the cocaine…wait, this is not the Chateau Marmont?”

  33. Hilary Duff Butt Yoga Pants
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    Single, sexy with a new Porsche 911, yum.

  34. Billy Bob Thornton Dyed Brown Hair FOX All Star Winter TCA Party
    JohnnyP
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    Still not happy that his credit card info was stolen while shopping at Target.

  35. Julianne Hough Butt Tight Dress 15th Annual InStyle Warner Bros Golden Globes After Party
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    That’s a stormin Mormon.

  36. Snooki JWoww Bloated Pregnant Face AJ Calloway Access Hollywood
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    That smile and facial expression, AJ is just hoping the drugs last long enough for him to get through this shit.

  37. Michael K Williams Tiger Print Jacket Leather Pants Ride Along Premeire
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    I don’t feel like a tiger.

  38. Andy Dick Squatting On Red Carptet Ride Along Premeire
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    “And this is what Russell Brand and I did last night”

  39. Olivia Munn Nipples No Bra Weinstein Company Netflix Golden Globes After Party
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    “Can someone direct me to the shrimp cocktails?”

  40. Chrissy Teigen Cleavage Chateau Marmont
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    I wanna make like Christina Ricci and crawl right in between there.

  41. Andy Dick Squatting On Red Carptet Ride Along Premeire
    JohnnyP
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    At first I thought this was a post about the sewage pipe bursting and leaking excrement onto the Golden Globes red carpet…

  42. Julianne Hough Butt Tight Dress 15th Annual InStyle Warner Bros Golden Globes After Party
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    Good Lord, she makes me almost want to join that cult. Gorgeous woman.

  43. Sarah Jessica Parker Sinewy Feet
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    She certainly has a nice gait. no need to go full gallop, get where you are going safely.

  44. Sarah Jessica Parker Sinewy Feet
    JohnnyP
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    BODIES: The Exhibition
    Display #96: Human veins, tendons and bones wrapped in a frock.

  45. Kaley Cuoco Melissa Rauch Holding Boobs Golden Globes Instagram
    Mohawk Disco
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    Do I feel desperate? Let me check… Yes, yes I do!

  46. Kaley Cuoco Melissa Rauch Holding Boobs Golden Globes Instagram
    dontkillthemessenger
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    No complaints from me.

    (Superman, OTOH, might have an issue. His weakness is multiple sets of boobies, right?)

  47. Sarah Jessica Parker Sinewy Feet
    ben dover
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    the photag was going to ask her how old she was but didn’t want
    to wait till she stomped 48 times ahh that felt better

  48. David Spade Posing With Fat Crazy Eyed Fan Chateau Marmont
    henri hill
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    Mr. Pink

  49. Leonardo DiCaprio Making Out With Girlfriend Toni Garn CAA Golden Globes After Party
    JennaBlon
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    ok…But Why Is Leo wearing Jack Nicholson’s Hair?

  50. Kaley Cuoco Melissa Rauch Holding Boobs Golden Globes Instagram
    George P. Burdell
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    They are rehearsing for porn where the zombies seek boobs not brains.

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