The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 1.10.12

January 10th, 2012 // 221 Comments

[Ed. Note: We pulled AnnaLynne's pic from her yFrog which apparently was updated with a cropped version. Here's a link to the original non-cropped version courtesy of Johnny over on Facebook. - SW]

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed which I’m not even going to lie is stretched thinner than the skin on this torso. Though I’m sure that won’t stop you all from unleashing a torrent of homophobic and thinly-veiled racist commentary on this cast of characters. That said, you’ve got Billy Ray Cyrus as “The Saddest Cowboy,” “Hipster Reggie Bush” (PBR can not included) and Willem Dafoe as “Whatever Spider-Man Villain Wore My Mom’s Winter Coat From 1992.” I think it was Guilt Goblin.

Oh and ladies, if you need help with that bikini strap, Benjamin Bratt‘s got your back,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. AnnaLynne McCord Topless Twitter
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    actually, the photo she tweeted had a nipple in it, this has been cropped…making the caption both nonsenical and confusing.

    What happened to you Superficial? You used to have nipples.

    • EmmaWatson's Vagina

      Fish gave a link for it

    • Sand

      Perhaps his starring system isn’t back up yet. I don’t seem to even remember any photos warranting the use of stars after the last switch, but it’s a problem for all galleries with starred photos from before the gallery system switch. Correct me if I’m wrong, but all those stars are non-removable now as far as I can see.

  2. AnnaLynne McCord Topless Twitter
    Deacon Jones
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    Damn FISH….you cropped the original???

  3. Reggie Bush Hipster Glasses
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    Did he rob some skinnier white hipster for that jacket?

  4. Que

    Que bueno.

  5. Shakira Cleavage Pele
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    “I saw the bikini pictures…. Here’s the key to my suite…”

  6. Simon Cowell Shirtlless Yacht
    Deacon Jones
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    “Did she fucking spread her legs again? Tell her if she’s going to stand behind me to get that shit shut.” (takes phone call)

  7. Willem Dafoe Grocery Bags
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    Please tell me he’s researching a role… please!

  8. AnnaLynne McCord Topless Twitter
    cc
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    She looks gorgeous here. But allow me to join the chorus of Bronx cheers wrt the whole nipple missage.

  9. Courtney Stodden Clelavage Midriff
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    “Daddy, why dat girl dressed like hooka?”

  10. Angelina Jolie Brad Pitt
    Deacon Jones
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    Whoops.

    Looks like People magazine inadvertently published one of their pre-airbrushed photos again.

    It shows Angelina as the souless vampiress cunt that she is, and Pitt making the “God help me” face.

    • Juaquin ingles

      She even has blood dripping from her mouth.

    • Blech

      Honestly, she doesn’t look terrible. This is a high-fashion face here… Just wish I knew what the fuck is happening with her upper lip.

      Pitt looks like a constipated lil’ bitch, however.

  11. Angelina Jolie Brad Pitt
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    Interview with a vampire… PT 2!!

  12. Billy Ray Cyrus Sad Cowboy Hat Scarf
    it had to be said
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    He just don’t look happy no more now that Miley is legal.

  13. Paula Patton Cleavage Short Skirt
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    Doesn’t she know that opening her legs like that can result in a penis fallout?

    • @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@2

      Are you implying she has a penis? How is that possible?

      • Uhmmm let’s see:
        1. She has a pretty face but built like a man
        2. She was Tom Cruise’s love interest in the MI movie.

        I rest my case…

  14. Salma Hayek Cleavage
    it had to be said
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    “Never before has so much been asked of one button, and never before have so many wished for a failure by so few.” Winston Churchill checking out Selma’s cleavage.

  15. Reggie Bush Hipster Glasses
    it had to be said
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    I bet USC bought those glasses for him and his parents.

  16. Billy Ray Cyrus Sad Cowboy Hat Scarf
    cc
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    His face says ‘They hacked my daughters account again.’

  17. Shakira Cleavage Pele
    it had to be said
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    “I swear I am done with Xuxa.”

  18. Salma Hayek Cleavage
    cc
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    Those are the same buttons they use to close the canopy on an F16.

  19. Simon Cowell Shirtlless Yacht
    it had to be said
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    He’s got the biggest tits on that boat.

  20. Salma Hayek Cleavage
    Cock Dr
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    She is rich and bodacious and nurses starving African babies at her breast. Bravo for Salma.

  21. Reggie Bush Hipster Glasses
    cc
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    Label says ‘wash in COLD water’ dummy.

  22. Dolly Parton Cleavage Huge Breasts
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    Heidi Montag has not fared well out of the limelight…

  23. Reggie Bush Hipster Glasses
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    Johnnie Walker Black

  24. Dolly Parton Cleavage Huge Breasts
    it had to be said
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    Until the day that she dies, and probably for a week or so afterwards, I will want to see her tits.

  25. Shakira Cleavage Pele
    cc
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    I used bikini bottom to make soup.

  26. Simon Cowell Shirtlless Yacht
    cc
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    Uh oh, they did an Angelina and stole that girl.

  27. Courtney Stodden Clelavage Midriff
    Xzibit
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    Yo dawg, yo! I heard you like bras. So I put a bra in your bra so you can slut while you strut.

  28. Brandy Norwood Cleavage Short Skirt
    cc
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    That’s where Kim got the idea from.

  29. Willem Dafoe Grocery Bags
    cc
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    Good Nick Nolte impression, but he’s too thin.

  30. Shakira Cleavage Pele
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    As long as she’s down there she might as well find out what the other ball’s made of.

  31. Angelina Jolie Brad Pitt
    Cock Dr
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    She’s the most beautiful sucker of souls around.
    I would feel a bit sorry for Brad, but he is such a dumbass.

  32. Courtney Stodden Clelavage Midriff
    cc
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    I think the asian lady behind her is about to kung fu her ass. Which is good.

  33. Angela Simmons Short Shorts Tights
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    IAmA dog’s PA

  34. Angela Simmons Short Shorts Tights
    Cock Dr
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    The shirt’s message is ironic since she must have been high when she got dressed.

  35. Brandy Norwood Cleavage Short Skirt
    Minky Wail
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    “Don’t nobody be asking me shit about killin’ that dude in that car accident, aight?”

  36. Courtney Stodden Clelavage Midriff
    JosieBelle
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    This is like the “braless wonder” episode of Seinfeld when Elaine buys Sue Ellen a bra and she then proceeds to wear it without anything else.

  37. Angelina Jolie Brad Pitt
    JosieBelle
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    Madame Tussauds is really slacking on their quality lately.

  38. Willem Dafoe Grocery Bags
    Minky Wail
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    The Black Goblin,,,

  39. Angela Simmons Short Shorts Tights
    Minky Wail
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    The guy in the back’s thinking, “I wouldn’t let her in my store, but her dog looks delicious.”

  40. Billy Ray Cyrus Sad Cowboy Hat Scarf
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    “This is the town of Hollywood, stranger, and as far back as folks round here can remember men been usin’ moisturiser. You got a problem with that, you best be on your way.”

  41. Rita Rusic Bikini
    Minky Wail
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    Seems her left testicle hangs lower than the right.

  42. Billy Ray Cyrus Sad Cowboy Hat Scarf
    Venom
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    OMG this is hilarious, even hick trailer trash are wearing scarves now.

  43. Paula Patton Cleavage Short Skirt
    cc
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    Wait’ll you hear this one!!! Phrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrp!

  44. Courtney Stodden Clelavage Midriff
    Spleener
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    You can see that smug hint of a smile that she knows she is getting photographed whilst pretending to not care for it. Either go full retard or keep your shit under wraps.

    Also: LOSE THE FUCKING BICEP BANGLE. I hate her so much but the thing that bothers me the most is that fucking thing around her arm that wasn’t cool when guys used to bring them back from vacation for their girlfriends like it was fucking jewelry and you’d get sucked off for bringing back your precious high school girlfriend something expensive even though every little player knew it was a fucking $5 piece of shit. Fucking bicep bangle. urgh. fuck.

  45. Angela Simmons Short Shorts Tights
    cc
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    That’s her seeing-eye dog, I assume.

  46. AnnaLynne McCord Topless Twitter
    SSHGuru
    Commented on this photo:

    You used to be SuperNipples. Now you are Superwhipples.

  47. Rita Rusic Bikini
    cc
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    I don’t know who she is but I love the gap.

  48. Courtney Stodden Clelavage Midriff
    spartacus
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    Ewwwww, she’s really horrid, can I get diseases from looking at these pics?

  49. Angelina Jolie Brad Pitt
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    Rigor Mortis has set in

  50. Angelina Jolie Brad Pitt
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    Hey Brad! Make her say ‘Bottle of beer’.

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