Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed which I’m not even going to lie is stretched thinner than the skin on this torso. Though I’m sure that won’t stop you all from unleashing a torrent of homophobic and thinly-veiled racist commentary on this cast of characters. That said, you’ve got Billy Ray Cyrus as “The Saddest Cowboy,” “Hipster Reggie Bush” (PBR can not included) and Willem Dafoe as “Whatever Spider-Man Villain Wore My Mom’s Winter Coat From 1992.” I think it was Guilt Goblin.
Oh and ladies, if you need help with that bikini strap, Benjamin Bratt‘s got your back,
- Photo Boy