The Crap We Missed – Thursday 9.8.11
Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed: Dear Sweet Mother of God Edition… Can I stop writing now? I, uh, left a roast in the oven. — Fine, don’t believe me. But I’ll have you know it was going to be delicious! I’m moving to my mother’s!
12 Chardonnays Later…
Today we’ve got the cast of Home Improvement reunion photo that’s slowly creeping up all over the Internet – like Al’s mom! Ha! Remember when Tim used to make those jokes and then say things needed “more power?” TV hasn’t gotten any better. The feathered Bieber-do Ben Affleck’s been sporting is apparently for a movie, or at least that’s what he tells Jennifer Garner so she doesn’t beat him again, and Prince Charles is about to show an elderly woman his penis because I don’t know how else you interpret that photo.
Today’s Final Five got a kicker ’cause I spoils ya,
- The Superficial