The Crap We Missed – Thursday 9.6.12

September 6th, 2012 // 635 Comments

Welcome to Thurdsay’s The Crap We Missed where it’s become clear that Hilary Duff is a fan of the site, Tara Reid keeps it classy, as always, in London, Steven Tyler‘s transformation into a middle school art teacher is complete, and finally, Mariah Carey murders a small dog while flashing her panties as she passes out. There’s no other way to describe that photo.

Today’s Final Five…I don’t understand it myself. Devil magic?

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Joe Jonas Stupid Hat
    kimmykimkim
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    T is for Toolshed.

  2. Richard Grieco
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    Every time I see him now, I start humming Biko by Peter Gabriel, but obviously the words are Grieco…Griecooooo, Grieco..Grieco.

    And then I want to drink Drano.

  3. Kirstie Alley Fat Belly Spandex
    rawfodog
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    She used to be a Vulcan, now she looks like a Klingon.

  4. Kat DeLuna Cleavage Ripped Pants
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    Holy shit, I’ve never seen the actual Hulk transition in slow motion!

  5. Kirstie Alley Fat Belly Spandex
    Cock Dr
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    The ravages of extreme yo-yo dieting have left her face looking like a deflated beige balloon.
    On the other hand she’s sporting an awesome rack.
    Good luck tiny dancer.

    • DeucePickle

      Yeah pretty sweet rack, but that is definitely a face you can say, “Never had plastic surgery, all natural.”
      Maybe it’s time to break that trend.

  6. Mariah Carey Upskirt Panty Flash Cleavage Dog On Leash
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    The dog is sniffing out the best piece of man ass for Nick tonight.

  7. Sharon Stone Butt Tight Teal Jeans Standing On Chair
    EricLr
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    Is she a permanent part of the exhibit?

  8. Nick Nolte Red Face Ukulele
    Frank Burns
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    “Mister Nolte, can I please have my toy guitar back? You’ve played that song “Heegleth Bitthel Btomth” or whatever your saying for two hours now.”

  9. Kat DeLuna Cleavage Ripped Pants
    sexyman48
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    Head fat is the hardest to lose.

  10. Steven Tyler Pony Tail Belly Weird Clothes No Socks
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Interesting… you never see Steven and Janice Dickinson in the same place at the same time.

  11. Tara Reid Drunk Carried By Jedward
    EricLr
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    Help grandma to the car, boys.

  12. Jennifer Hudson Cleavage Legs Short Shorts Fiance David Otunga
    Billebuoy
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    Glasses stored between the boobs always puzzles me…

  13. Richard Grieco
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    He looks like he had a reverse facelift.

  14. Pamela Anderson No Make Up
    Animal
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    Still hot!!!

  15. Joe Jonas Stupid Hat
    EricLr
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    Go Team Gay!

  16. Mena Suvari Cleavage Legs Leather Dress
    kimmykimkim
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    You! My bed! Now!

  17. Hilary Duff Butt Tight Jeans
    Gin&Tonic
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    I just wanna walk by and spank her. toning up nicely, hil!

  18. Steven Tyler Pony Tail Belly Weird Clothes No Socks
    Cock Dr
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    Time to retire.

  19. Steven Tyler Pony Tail Belly Weird Clothes No Socks
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    Jesus Christ!

    Isn’t he a grandpa now.? Hang it the fuck up will ya?

  20. Pippa Middleton Butt Tight Orange Jeans
    Animal
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    Indeed it is. But just what the hell IS a Pippa?

  21. Sarah Jessica Parker Nipples Son James
    EricLr
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    Well, you know what they say. “A horse can lead you to water, but”…wait that’s not how it goes.

  22. Coco Huge Butt Tight Dress
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Pippa is in NY too… just lend her some, please?

  23. Geri Halliwell Legs Short Shorts
    Emma Watson's Vagina
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    much like Tara Reid i would most shamefully fuck her brains out.

  24. Kat DeLuna Cleavage Ripped Pants
    Billebuoy
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    She should borrow Grieco’s hat since they’re serving at the same party.

  25. Sofia Vergara Eating Banana Baby Bump
    Frank Burns
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    Practice makes perfect.

  26. Richard Grieco
    EricLr
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    To shut him up, his agent told him he got him an audition as a villain on Miami Vice.

  27. Joe Jonas Stupid Hat
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    Why does he have an 8th Grade Mexican Mustache?

  28. Hilary Duff Butt Tight Jeans
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    She’s getting back in shape pretty quickly. Nice ass.

  29. Steven Tyler Pony Tail Belly Weird Clothes No Socks
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    Hey!

    It’s my redneck aunt from Mississippi that chain smokes menthols and blames everything wrong in this country on Obama!

  30. Mena Suvari Cleavage Legs Leather Dress
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    “I need something that emphasizes my ample bosom.”

  31. Steven Tyler Pony Tail Belly Weird Clothes No Socks
    EricLr
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    There is a time when rock stardom crosses over into flat-out mental illness. This guy crossed that line before I was born.

  32. Sarah Jessica Parker Nipples Son James
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    Heard on the front steps of the kid’s school every morning as they approach: “Annnnd DOWN THE STRETCH THEY COME!”

  33. Lindsay Ellingson Nipples Legs See Through Dress
    EricLr
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    All the Lindsay you love, but with 50% less herpes!

  34. Shia LaBeouf Clean Shaven Hair Cut
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    Obviously “The Quality You Keep” doesn’t help you buy pants that fit.

  35. Coco Huge Butt Tight Dress
    Cock Dr
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    The glare coming off her ass can blind a person.

  36. Dakota Fanning Nipples No Bra
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    I like what I’m seeing here.

  37. Pamela Anderson No Make Up
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    (pssst!)
    “..c’MeRe KiD! …..i’LL sUCk YoU Off foR SomE oF YoUR liVER”

  38. Pamela Anderson No Make Up
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    Why is Kate Gosselin in this photo?

  39. Richard Grieco
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    “John Mayer just gave me his entire wardrobe from the last two years. Kept on mumbling something about the power of whipped cream-shooting breasts.”

  40. Jennifer Hudson Cleavage Legs Short Shorts Fiance David Otunga
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    Ottunga? Is that Irish?

  41. Katharine McPhee Tight Minidress Style Awards
    Cock Dr
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    Weird dress; frazzled hair.

  42. Tara Reid Drunk Carried By Jedward
    Thomas the Equine Boy Wonder
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    Imagine where those two fingers have been.

  43. Dakota Fanning Nipples No Bra
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    Sign me up.

  44. Geri Halliwell Legs Short Shorts
    kimmykimkim
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    “1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8 Schlemiel! Schlimazel! Hasenpfeffer Incorporated!”

  45. Emma Watson Butt Tight Pants
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    Hermione just cast a boner making spell on me.

  46. Dakota Fanning Nipples No Bra
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    Someone please tell her that umbrellas are most useful when opened… and then pointed towards the camera.

  47. Kirstie Alley Fat Belly Spandex
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    That little hollow in her abdomen isn’t her belly button. It’s where the doctors insert the lipo tube every month.

  48. Coco Huge Butt Tight Dress
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    Is “‘Licious Apparel by Coco” short for “Badonkalicious Apparel by Coco”?

  49. Tara Reid Drunk Carried By Jedward
    Gin&Tonic
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    they’re just two nice young british lads doing their civic duty of escorting the old drunk lady out of the nice hotel and onto the pre-softened concrete before she vomits up a mix of wild turkey and cigarettes from the ashtray she spilled the wild turkey into

  50. Joe Jonas Stupid Hat
    Gin&Tonic
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    savings throw VS homosexuality : FAIL

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