Welcome to Thurdsay’s The Crap We Missed where it’s become clear that Hilary Duff is a fan of the site, Tara Reid keeps it classy, as always, in London, Steven Tyler‘s transformation into a middle school art teacher is complete, and finally, Mariah Carey murders a small dog while flashing her panties as she passes out. There’s no other way to describe that photo.
Today’s Final Five…I don’t understand it myself. Devil magic?
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T is for Toolshed.
Every time I see him now, I start humming Biko by Peter Gabriel, but obviously the words are Grieco…Griecooooo, Grieco..Grieco.
And then I want to drink Drano.
She used to be a Vulcan, now she looks like a Klingon.
Holy shit, I’ve never seen the actual Hulk transition in slow motion!
The ravages of extreme yo-yo dieting have left her face looking like a deflated beige balloon.
On the other hand she’s sporting an awesome rack.
Good luck tiny dancer.
Yeah pretty sweet rack, but that is definitely a face you can say, “Never had plastic surgery, all natural.”
Maybe it’s time to break that trend.
The dog is sniffing out the best piece of man ass for Nick tonight.
Is she a permanent part of the exhibit?
“Mister Nolte, can I please have my toy guitar back? You’ve played that song “Heegleth Bitthel Btomth” or whatever your saying for two hours now.”
Head fat is the hardest to lose.
Interesting… you never see Steven and Janice Dickinson in the same place at the same time.
Help grandma to the car, boys.
Glasses stored between the boobs always puzzles me…
He looks like he had a reverse facelift.
Still hot!!!
Yes, in a disease riddled, shorten you life expectancy kind of way…
With a latex bodysuit that locks onto your kevlar-reinforced condom you’ll be fine.
Sorry, I think she looks pretty ragged. In fact, she and Steven Tyler ought to retire together and go into hiding.
Emphasis on going into hiding…
Go Team Gay!
You! My bed! Now!
I just wanna walk by and spank her. toning up nicely, hil!
Time to retire.
Jesus Christ!
Isn’t he a grandpa now.? Hang it the fuck up will ya?
Indeed it is. But just what the hell IS a Pippa?
My best guess is “a woman who appears to be as flat as a board from behind.”
Well, you know what they say. “A horse can lead you to water, but”…wait that’s not how it goes.
Pippa is in NY too… just lend her some, please?
much like Tara Reid i would most shamefully fuck her brains out.
She should borrow Grieco’s hat since they’re serving at the same party.
Practice makes perfect.
To shut him up, his agent told him he got him an audition as a villain on Miami Vice.
AAAHAHAHAHAH
Why does he have an 8th Grade Mexican Mustache?
She’s getting back in shape pretty quickly. Nice ass.
Too bad we can’t say the same for Jessica Simpson
Hey!
It’s my redneck aunt from Mississippi that chain smokes menthols and blames everything wrong in this country on Obama!
“I need something that emphasizes my ample bosom.”
There is a time when rock stardom crosses over into flat-out mental illness. This guy crossed that line before I was born.
Heard on the front steps of the kid’s school every morning as they approach: “Annnnd DOWN THE STRETCH THEY COME!”
All the Lindsay you love, but with 50% less herpes!
Obviously “The Quality You Keep” doesn’t help you buy pants that fit.
The glare coming off her ass can blind a person.
Could you please re-type that in Braille?
I like what I’m seeing here.
(pssst!)
“..c’MeRe KiD! …..i’LL sUCk YoU Off foR SomE oF YoUR liVER”
I like to think her voice was all high then low, loud then soft, to go with your transcript. :D
Why is Kate Gosselin in this photo?
i thought it was kirstie alley with a wig
“John Mayer just gave me his entire wardrobe from the last two years. Kept on mumbling something about the power of whipped cream-shooting breasts.”
Ottunga? Is that Irish?
Weird dress; frazzled hair.
Imagine where those two fingers have been.
Sign me up.
“1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8 Schlemiel! Schlimazel! Hasenpfeffer Incorporated!”
Excellent post!
Hermione just cast a boner making spell on me.
Someone please tell her that umbrellas are most useful when opened… and then pointed towards the camera.
That little hollow in her abdomen isn’t her belly button. It’s where the doctors insert the lipo tube every month.
Is “‘Licious Apparel by Coco” short for “Badonkalicious Apparel by Coco”?
they’re just two nice young british lads doing their civic duty of escorting the old drunk lady out of the nice hotel and onto the pre-softened concrete before she vomits up a mix of wild turkey and cigarettes from the ashtray she spilled the wild turkey into
Irish.
savings throw VS homosexuality : FAIL