The Crap We Missed – Thursday 9.6.12

September 6th, 2012 // 635 Comments

Welcome to Thurdsay’s The Crap We Missed where it’s become clear that Hilary Duff is a fan of the site, Tara Reid keeps it classy, as always, in London, Steven Tyler‘s transformation into a middle school art teacher is complete, and finally, Mariah Carey murders a small dog while flashing her panties as she passes out. There’s no other way to describe that photo.

Today’s Final Five…I don’t understand it myself. Devil magic?

- Photo Boy

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  1. Pamela Anderson No Make Up
    Commented on this photo:

    “Yeah, mom…. All my friends have seen your tape…
    No, I can’t sell them at a dollar…”

  2. Sharon Stone Butt Tight Teal Jeans Standing On Chair
    Commented on this photo:

    Neither Lesbain nor Straig man are interested…

  3. Sharon Stone Butt Tight Teal Jeans Standing On Chair
    Animal
    Commented on this photo:

    Pretty cool.

  4. Emma Watson Butt Tight Pants
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    YUM

  5. Penn Badgley Suit No Socks
    Commented on this photo:

    Badgley IS Banksy

  6. Emma Watson Butt Tight Pants
    Commented on this photo:

    Oh, come on! From behind that could be anyone…being handed pictures of Hermione Granger to autograph.

    • And now something for Cock Dr…

      [img]http://cdn02.cdn.justjaredjr.com/wp-content/uploads/headlines/2012/09/emma-watson-chain-ankle-heels.jpg[/img]

      • Snack pack

        Are those attractive? Complicated, yes. But compared to a classic Rupert Sanderson or Jimmy Choo pump, it just looks confusing and awkward.

      • I haven’t worn a pair yet, but they make me wonder if they aren’t more supportive as a shoe (versus the support being on the heel only). Which *totally matters* in they are-they-are-they-not-sexy discussion, doesn’t it? (Unless you have ankles that can pull off a strap like she can, they’re not.)

    • I was thinking it was the girl from canteen taking sandwich orders…

  7. Shia LaBeouf Clean Shaven Hair Cut
    Frank Burns
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    “Why do the Italians keep shouting ‘vita bassa coglione’ at me?”

  8. Hilary Duff Butt Tight Jeans
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    Puff n’ Duff

  9. Tara Reid Drunk Carried By Jedward
    Animal
    Commented on this photo:

    I didn’t realize I’d dozed, but I’m experiencing a Kubrickian nightmare right now.

  10. Sofia Vergara Eating Banana Baby Bump
    Emma Watson's Vagina
    Commented on this photo:

    se finally found something useful for her mouth

  11. Nicole Richie Cleavage Legs Style Awards
    Commented on this photo:

    See girls? See what thousands of dollars in rehab, clothes, and personal trainers can get you?
    Now go out there and reach for the stars….

  12. Joe Jonas Stupid Hat
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Strong suspicion of gayness.
    Not that there’s anything wrong with that.

  13. Shia LaBeouf Clean Shaven Hair Cut
    Commented on this photo:

    Dear Shia Laboooooof,

    We fucking hate you!

    Love,
    The human race.

  14. Sharon Stone Butt Tight Teal Jeans Standing On Chair
    Keno
    Commented on this photo:

    “So in the sequel…instead I will stand on the chairs like this…and bend forward…they call it an homage…”

  15. Mariah Carey Upskirt Panty Flash Cleavage Dog On Leash
    Commented on this photo:

    2 for 1 crotch shots

  16. Sofia Vergara Eating Banana Baby Bump
    cagster
    Commented on this photo:

    Well that pic came about 4 months too late.

  17. Penn Badgley Suit No Socks
    dontkillthemessenger
    Commented on this photo:

    Apparently this is the love child of Scott Disick and Jared Leto.

  18. Joe Jonas Stupid Hat
    Animal
    Commented on this photo:

    Tiny. But why advertise?

  19. Kirstie Alley Fat Belly Spandex
    Frank Burns
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    Left hand: brunch, right hand: lunch.

  20. Joe Jonas Stupid Hat
    Billebuoy
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    Guy can’t fool me. I know his vehicle is actually the one behind the car he is pretending to get into.

  21. Shia LaBeouf Clean Shaven Hair Cut
    Deacon Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    “Hey, anyone order a DWEEB? “

  22. Nick Nolte Red Face Ukulele
    Commented on this photo:

    I’m pretty sure this is how “Deliverance” started.

  23. Penn Badgley Suit No Socks
    kimmykimkim
    Commented on this photo:

    Mine’s the tan Camry with the scratch on the side.

  24. Penn Badgley Suit No Socks
    Commented on this photo:

    Also, while we’re insulting him, let’s take a moment to ruminate on the fact that this man got to have sex with Blake Lively for three years.

  25. Tara Reid Drunk Carried By Jedward
    Commented on this photo:

    Which one do you guys like better? The blue shoe one or the red shoe one? I’m going to collect them all!

  26. Nicole Richie Cleavage Legs Style Awards
    yippy skippy
    Commented on this photo:

    nipple?

  27. Nick Nolte Red Face Ukulele
    EricLr
    Commented on this photo:

    I remember back when I was younger, when your grandpa and Eddie Murphy used to ride the rails and sleep in hobo towns all across the U.S. Back in those days, all we could afford was beans–”Hoover Beans” we called ‘em. Weren’t no work to be found.

    At least that’s how I remember it.

  28. Mena Suvari Cleavage Legs Leather Dress
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    I like it and am wondering about her footwear choice for the leather squaredance frock.

    • [img]http://www4.pictures.zimbio.com/pc/Sexy+American+Pie+babe+Mena+Suvari+leaves+jc6kNqtO9c4l.jpg[/img]

      Nothing’s going to top Emma Watson’s shoes today.

  29. Sarah Jessica Parker Nipples Son James
    Animal
    Commented on this photo:

    Son?

  30. Tara Reid Drunk Carried By Jedward
    rawfodog
    Commented on this photo:

    The one on the right knows he’s gettng sloppy seconds.

  31. Jennifer Hudson Cleavage Legs Short Shorts Fiance David Otunga
    SIN
    Commented on this photo:

    No matter how much her body changes she will still be stuck with that fugly face.

  32. Tara Reid Drunk Carried By Jedward
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    In a perfect world, the next shot would be of douchey mc blue shoes taking that claw he’s forming with his right hand, and fish-hooking Tara in her creepy tiny baby mouth.

  33. Richard Grieco
    Billebuoy
    Commented on this photo:

    The VMA’s don’t require much of their kitchen staff, especially for the pre-party.

  34. Mena Suvari Cleavage Legs Leather Dress
    Animal
    Commented on this photo:

    Her lipstick would look good on my dip-… well, you get where I’m going.

  35. Sarah Jessica Parker Nipples Son James
    Commented on this photo:

    The kid is gonna get kicked…walking behind her like that.

  36. Sofia Vergara Eating Banana Baby Bump
    Commented on this photo:

    Pictured here, auditioning for the untitled Lohan Biopic Project, is Latina actress Sofia Vergara.

  37. Sarah Jessica Parker Nipples Son James
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Her tits are still perky. The world is better for it.

  38. Steven Tyler Pony Tail Belly Weird Clothes No Socks
    lanceuppercut
    Commented on this photo:

    She looks like my 7th grade art teacher.

  39. Shia LaBeouf Clean Shaven Hair Cut
    EricLr
    Commented on this photo:

    I have a glutten allegery. It’s still hip to say that, right?

  40. Penn Badgley Suit No Socks
    Commented on this photo:

    [img]http://www.thesuperficial.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/06/killer-robot-340_382.jpg[/img]

  41. Nick Nolte Red Face Ukulele
    Joe
    Commented on this photo:

    Nick Nolte shooting a scene for “Gulliver’s Travels”.

  42. Mena Suvari Cleavage Legs Leather Dress
    dontkillthemessenger
    Commented on this photo:

    Booooo. No butt.

  43. Sofia Vergara Eating Banana Baby Bump
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    Judging from the belly, she enjoys a healthy intake of protein.

  44. Nick Nolte Red Face Ukulele
    Commented on this photo:

    “Hey Mister, I think that’s my Fisher-Price Pluck-n-Play you got there.”

  45. Richard Grieco
    Animal
    Commented on this photo:

    The original Un-Johnny Depp.

  46. Dakota Fanning Nipples No Bra
    EricLr
    Commented on this photo:

    Stop making fun, you guys. She’s just prepping for an upcoming role as a young Courtney Love. At least, that’s what I presume.

  47. Nick Nolte Red Face Ukulele
    Commented on this photo:

    “Let me tell you about the time I killed a hobo to get an erection.”

  48. Mariah Carey Upskirt Panty Flash Cleavage Dog On Leash
    Commented on this photo:

    “Nick, is this what you meant by doggy?”

  49. Tara Reid Drunk Carried By Jedward
    Commented on this photo:

    I dont even know where to begin on this one

  50. Geri Halliwell Legs Short Shorts
    Animal
    Commented on this photo:

    Hopping down the street, apparently.

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