Welcome to Thurdsay’s The Crap We Missed where it’s become clear that Hilary Duff is a fan of the site, Tara Reid keeps it classy, as always, in London, Steven Tyler‘s transformation into a middle school art teacher is complete, and finally, Mariah Carey murders a small dog while flashing her panties as she passes out. There’s no other way to describe that photo.
Today’s Final Five…I don’t understand it myself. Devil magic?
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“Yeah, mom…. All my friends have seen your tape…
No, I can’t sell them at a dollar…”
Neither Lesbain nor Straig man are interested…
Pretty cool.
YUM
Badgley IS Banksy
He fucking wishes.
Oh, come on! From behind that could be anyone…being handed pictures of Hermione Granger to autograph.
And now something for Cock Dr…
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Are those attractive? Complicated, yes. But compared to a classic Rupert Sanderson or Jimmy Choo pump, it just looks confusing and awkward.
I haven’t worn a pair yet, but they make me wonder if they aren’t more supportive as a shoe (versus the support being on the heel only). Which *totally matters* in they are-they-are-they-not-sexy discussion, doesn’t it? (Unless you have ankles that can pull off a strap like she can, they’re not.)
I was thinking it was the girl from canteen taking sandwich orders…
“Why do the Italians keep shouting ‘vita bassa coglione’ at me?”
I guess he didn’t catch the “vaffanculo” before it.
Puff n’ Duff
I didn’t realize I’d dozed, but I’m experiencing a Kubrickian nightmare right now.
se finally found something useful for her mouth
See girls? See what thousands of dollars in rehab, clothes, and personal trainers can get you?
Now go out there and reach for the stars….
You left out the thousands of dollars for breast augmentation.
Strong suspicion of gayness.
Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
Dear Shia Laboooooof,
We fucking hate you!
Love,
The human race.
“So in the sequel…instead I will stand on the chairs like this…and bend forward…they call it an homage…”
2 for 1 crotch shots
Well that pic came about 4 months too late.
Apparently this is the love child of Scott Disick and Jared Leto.
Tiny. But why advertise?
Left hand: brunch, right hand: lunch.
Guy can’t fool me. I know his vehicle is actually the one behind the car he is pretending to get into.
“Hey, anyone order a DWEEB? “
I’m pretty sure this is how “Deliverance” started.
Mine’s the tan Camry with the scratch on the side.
Also, while we’re insulting him, let’s take a moment to ruminate on the fact that this man got to have sex with Blake Lively for three years.
Which one do you guys like better? The blue shoe one or the red shoe one? I’m going to collect them all!
nipple?
I remember back when I was younger, when your grandpa and Eddie Murphy used to ride the rails and sleep in hobo towns all across the U.S. Back in those days, all we could afford was beans–”Hoover Beans” we called ‘em. Weren’t no work to be found.
At least that’s how I remember it.
I like it and am wondering about her footwear choice for the leather squaredance frock.
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Nothing’s going to top Emma Watson’s shoes today.
Son?
Test tube via a rented third world womb.
Not ths one… this one was sired the regular way and gestated within SJP
The one on the right knows he’s gettng sloppy seconds.
No matter how much her body changes she will still be stuck with that fugly face.
In a perfect world, the next shot would be of douchey mc blue shoes taking that claw he’s forming with his right hand, and fish-hooking Tara in her creepy tiny baby mouth.
Wow
The VMA’s don’t require much of their kitchen staff, especially for the pre-party.
Her lipstick would look good on my dip-… well, you get where I’m going.
The kid is gonna get kicked…walking behind her like that.
Only if she gets spooked by a snake.
He just needs to get out of the way if she snorts and her tail suddenly lifts.
Pictured here, auditioning for the untitled Lohan Biopic Project, is Latina actress Sofia Vergara.
Her tits are still perky. The world is better for it.
You can thank a doctor.
If she has a redeeming social value, I guess that would be it.
She looks like my 7th grade art teacher.
I have a glutten allegery. It’s still hip to say that, right?
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Nick Nolte shooting a scene for “Gulliver’s Travels”.
Booooo. No butt.
Judging from the belly, she enjoys a healthy intake of protein.
“Hey Mister, I think that’s my Fisher-Price Pluck-n-Play you got there.”
The original Un-Johnny Depp.
Stop making fun, you guys. She’s just prepping for an upcoming role as a young Courtney Love. At least, that’s what I presume.
“Let me tell you about the time I killed a hobo to get an erection.”
“Nick, is this what you meant by doggy?”
I dont even know where to begin on this one
Hopping down the street, apparently.