The Crap We Missed – Thursday 9.6.12

September 6th, 2012 // 635 Comments

Welcome to Thurdsay’s The Crap We Missed where it’s become clear that Hilary Duff is a fan of the site, Tara Reid keeps it classy, as always, in London, Steven Tyler‘s transformation into a middle school art teacher is complete, and finally, Mariah Carey murders a small dog while flashing her panties as she passes out. There’s no other way to describe that photo.

Today’s Final Five…I don’t understand it myself. Devil magic?

- Photo Boy

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  1. Sofia Vergara Eating Banana Baby Bump
    Cock Dr
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    What an interesting juxtaposition.

  2. Nick Nolte Red Face Ukulele
    Smapdi
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    I’ve an uneasy feeling that he has a hole cut in the back of that ukulele.

  3. Richard Grieco
    Mr Smap Beav Sr
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    What a fucktard!!

  4. Sofia Vergara Eating Banana Baby Bump
    kimmykimkim
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    Eat that banana, bitch! Swallow it!

  5. Sofia Vergara Eating Banana Baby Bump
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    Birds and the bees my ass! I have been going about it all wrong!!

  6. Nick Nolte Red Face Ukulele
    Bonky
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    “I’m gonna play you a song, it’s the first song my daddy played for me. I was six years old and my daddy said it was time I learned to drink like a man. So he pulled out a bottle of whiskey, sat down, started playing me this song and we drank all night until the sun came up.”

  7. Dakota Fanning Nipples No Bra
    Smapdi
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    How long has she been dead?

  8. Mariah Carey Upskirt Panty Flash Cleavage Dog On Leash
    Cock Dr
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    The pooch is cute; Ms Carey is beginning to look like a linebacker.

  9. Nick Nolte Red Face Ukulele
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    Nolte is sooooo method. Who knew they were remaking Down and out in Beverly Hills 2….

  10. Dakota Fanning Nipples No Bra
    Cock Dr
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    Ghosts walk among us.

  11. Sofia Vergara Eating Banana Baby Bump
    Animal
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    That’s priceless!!!

  12. Penn Badgley Suit No Socks
    USDA Prime McBeef
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    “Angelo Galasso Polso Orologio” roughly translates to “watch me try to suck my own dick”

  13. Nick Nolte Red Face Ukulele
    Animal
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    Just drop the quarter in the fuckin’ hat already!!!

  14. Penn Badgley Suit No Socks
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    Somewhere, Shia is kicking himself for not properly rocking the Milhouse Flood Pants look.

  15. Hilary Duff Butt Tight Jeans
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    “Uhmmmm you’re gonna sit me on top of the deep fryer you’re returning to Walmart?”

  16. Tara Reid Drunk Carried By Jedward
    USDA Prime McBeef
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    this is what macauley culkin would look like today if michael jackson didn’t touch him.

  17. Shia LaBeouf Clean Shaven Hair Cut
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    “Man, I soooo want credibility…. And free stuff like these clothes..But mostly credibility… 80/20 Credibility…”

  18. Sarah Jessica Parker Nipples Son James
    USDA Prime McBeef
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    He just ties her up to the bike rack and spreads some hay around while he goes to school.

  19. Nicole Richie Cleavage Legs Style Awards
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    Kinda of vapid but cute

  20. Nicole Richie Cleavage Legs Style Awards
    Smapdi
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    Nice transition into adulthood from her skanky celebutante days.

  21. Kirstie Alley Fat Belly Spandex
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    Body of Jessica Simpson circa 2009. Face of the witch from Army of Darkness.

  22. Steven Tyler Pony Tail Belly Weird Clothes No Socks
    USDA Prime McBeef
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    somebody put that bitch down.

  23. Sofia Vergara Eating Banana Baby Bump
    Mrs. Tom Cruise IV
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    that’s one way to keep her quiet.

  24. Dakota Fanning Nipples No Bra
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    Would it be considered necrophilia? Just wondering… You know, for scientific purposes… yeah, that’s it.

    • Emma Watson's Vagina

      well she is New york at the time the photo was taken. so there currently no laws against necrophilla here. so have fun.

  25. Steven Tyler Pony Tail Belly Weird Clothes No Socks
    Frank Burns
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    So that’s where he gets his plastic surgery done.

  26. Coco Huge Butt Tight Dress
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    Everybody step back. That giant blood blister’s about to burst.

  27. Joe Jonas Stupid Hat
    Colin
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    What does his scarlet letter stand for? Tranny? Tweenybopper? Takes it in the butt?

  28. Sharon Stone Butt Tight Teal Jeans Standing On Chair
    Cock Dr
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    What is that blooming in the background? I need a botanical expert.

  29. Mariah Carey Upskirt Panty Flash Cleavage Dog On Leash
    Animal
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    The tousled hair. The boobs. I like Mariah just fine here. And yeah, the pooch is cute.

  30. Mena Suvari Cleavage Legs Leather Dress
    mismy
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    Huge improvement in the hairstyle department!!

  31. Sofia Vergara Eating Banana Baby Bump
    skunk
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    best pic ever

  32. Lindsay Ellingson Nipples Legs See Through Dress
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    The CLEAN Lindsay

  33. Sofia Vergara Eating Banana Baby Bump
    USDA Prime McBeef
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    shrill voice, annoying accent, and inevitable down’s syndrome offspring be damned, i would impregnate the fuck out of that woman.

  34. Steven Tyler Pony Tail Belly Weird Clothes No Socks
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    ‘Scuse me ma’am, employees only through this entrance

  35. Tara Reid Drunk Carried By Jedward
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    Those 2 scamps… Always causing trouble… It looks like they’re gonna play a round of guess the body part…

  36. Shia LaBeouf Clean Shaven Hair Cut
    kimmykimkim
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    Oh, just shut up, Shia! Shut up!

  37. Shia LaBeouf Clean Shaven Hair Cut
    Mrs. Tom Cruise IV
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    hell yeah looking better

  38. Tara Reid Drunk Carried By Jedward
    Bonky
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    At the end of the long night, Tara is whisked away by the Alcohol Fairies, back to the safety of her tiny room where she sleeps the sleep of the dead, as the magical elixers she has consumed dance through her veins until morning.

  39. Geri Halliwell Legs Short Shorts
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    Looks like she just got Branded

  40. Geri Halliwell Legs Short Shorts
    Frank Burns
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    “Corr blimey! I has to walk like a duck since Russel done his business in me, I does I does! Oh well, time for tea? Pip pip Cheerio, guv’na!”

  41. Mariah Carey Upskirt Panty Flash Cleavage Dog On Leash
    Gin&Tonic
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    at least she’s doing the humane thing of strangling the dog first and not just eating it alive

  42. Richard Grieco
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    He even gets Johnny Depps hand me downs in CLOTHES

  43. Pippa Middleton Butt Tight Orange Jeans
    mismy
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    hahaha I’ve forgotten what her face looks like, this trend is hilarious!

  44. Sarah Jessica Parker Nipples Son James
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    wtf is up with all of these Hollywood moms trying to make their little boys look like they belong in 80s hair bands?

  45. Lindsay Ellingson Nipples Legs See Through Dress
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    If I was Lindsay Lohan I would blow my brains out if I saw this picture…

  46. Sharon Stone Butt Tight Teal Jeans Standing On Chair
    Billebuoy
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    I have no idea which one is Sharon. Is she the pretty one on the chairs? Or the butch-y one on the left?
    Either way, this photo is weird.

  47. Joe Jonas Stupid Hat
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    Jonas Todder wear

  48. Kirstie Alley Fat Belly Spandex
    Bonky
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    All the Jenny Craig in the world can’t do a thing for that face.

    • lily

      or the body…

      • Dick Hell

        Think of her poor dance partner, trying to make all her flab move in the same direction while struggling to maintain some (any) kind of grip while the dance floor groans beneath them and her mustache stubble lacerates his face.

  49. Dakota Fanning Nipples No Bra
    Animal
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    Isn’t she about due for a shoplifting arrest?

  50. Dakota Fanning Nipples No Bra
    Batman
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    So is she homeless now or what?

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