Welcome to Thurdsay’s The Crap We Missed where it’s become clear that Hilary Duff is a fan of the site, Tara Reid keeps it classy, as always, in London, Steven Tyler‘s transformation into a middle school art teacher is complete, and finally, Mariah Carey murders a small dog while flashing her panties as she passes out. There’s no other way to describe that photo.
Today’s Final Five…I don’t understand it myself. Devil magic?
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What an interesting juxtaposition.
WHARRGARBL
I’ve an uneasy feeling that he has a hole cut in the back of that ukulele.
Awesome.
What a fucktard!!
Eat that banana, bitch! Swallow it!
Birds and the bees my ass! I have been going about it all wrong!!
“I’m gonna play you a song, it’s the first song my daddy played for me. I was six years old and my daddy said it was time I learned to drink like a man. So he pulled out a bottle of whiskey, sat down, started playing me this song and we drank all night until the sun came up.”
How long has she been dead?
You’re on fire today. Good work.
The pooch is cute; Ms Carey is beginning to look like a linebacker.
It’s a step up from the offensive lineman she resembled during pregnancy, so yay Mariah, I guess.
Nolte is sooooo method. Who knew they were remaking Down and out in Beverly Hills 2….
Ghosts walk among us.
That’s priceless!!!
“Angelo Galasso Polso Orologio” roughly translates to “watch me try to suck my own dick”
One thousand thumbs up
Just drop the quarter in the fuckin’ hat already!!!
Somewhere, Shia is kicking himself for not properly rocking the Milhouse Flood Pants look.
“Uhmmmm you’re gonna sit me on top of the deep fryer you’re returning to Walmart?”
this is what macauley culkin would look like today if michael jackson didn’t touch him.
He would be a haggard drunken blonde trannie with a gnarled and leathery torso?
I was referring to the those jack off twins cuz culkin already looks like that.
Why on earth would somebody give you a thumbs down for speaking the truth?
Because Michael didn’t touch those children! He was acquitted—they found him innocent! He was a beautiful person! He wrote Thriller…THRILLER!
eggsactly TF.
a lot of people on here can not handle the truth
Because we all know Corey Haim was asking for it.
Poor Michael Jackson. I was going to vote for him, too. I figure anyone who can write a smash hit like “THRILLER,” hit over 500 home runs, fly around the country sticking up for downtrodden African Americans, and still have the time for run for president has definitely got my vote!
“Man, I soooo want credibility…. And free stuff like these clothes..But mostly credibility… 80/20 Credibility…”
He just ties her up to the bike rack and spreads some hay around while he goes to school.
Seriously just LOL’d.
LMAO
Champion comment. She still has nice titties though.
Kinda of vapid but cute
Nice transition into adulthood from her skanky celebutante days.
Body of Jessica Simpson circa 2009. Face of the witch from Army of Darkness.
you found me beautiful once
“honey you got real ugly”
somebody put that bitch down.
Something against aging crackwhores?
that’s one way to keep her quiet.
Would it be considered necrophilia? Just wondering… You know, for scientific purposes… yeah, that’s it.
well she is New york at the time the photo was taken. so there currently no laws against necrophilla here. so have fun.
So that’s where he gets his plastic surgery done.
Everybody step back. That giant blood blister’s about to burst.
What does his scarlet letter stand for? Tranny? Tweenybopper? Takes it in the butt?
Tart.
Twink.
Tgay.
Twinks have their own fraternity now?
Talentless
Tyrone labels all of his bitches!
Teabag.
train
Twunt
Turd-burglar
What is that blooming in the background? I need a botanical expert.
Doctor Botanus—time to live up to your name.
Heyyyy!! Since when am I an expert on anything?
My screen name comes from a shitty Japanese horror movie from the Sixties. Coincidentally, that “thing” in the upper left bears eerie resemblance to a monster found in that film.
Sorry to disappoint you folks. But I sure am glad Sharon Stone finally found a good camera angel to be shot at.
Looks like a Bromeliad. I can’t keep those fuckers alive.
My clevia keeps growing, but won’t bloom…fucking thing.
It can take several years for tropical plants to bloom. I say wait a few years. If it still doesn’t bloom, give it bleach and put it out of its misery.
Have you tried looser underwear?
I have one right now! A Guzmania Bromeliad. Naturally I named it Luis Guzman.
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Probably a cum blossom.
She’s clearly servicing an amorphophallus titanum.
The tousled hair. The boobs. I like Mariah just fine here. And yeah, the pooch is cute.
Huge improvement in the hairstyle department!!
Huge downgrade in the presenting of rear end.
best pic ever
The CLEAN Lindsay
shrill voice, annoying accent, and inevitable down’s syndrome offspring be damned, i would impregnate the fuck out of that woman.
I think she knows she has a bad accent. Why else do you see her do comedy more than serious work?
Her accent is fake.
LOL—what? Her sister sounds exactly like her so is her so does her sister have to fake hers too?
Not fake, just exaggerated. My ex grew up watching this woman on Telemundo. She’s always done comedy.
‘Scuse me ma’am, employees only through this entrance
Those 2 scamps… Always causing trouble… It looks like they’re gonna play a round of guess the body part…
With Tara Reid you get sloppy firsts.
Apparently clicking the right reply button is hard
Oh, just shut up, Shia! Shut up!
hell yeah looking better
I’m only up-thumbing you for your name. Shia is douchier than ever.
At the end of the long night, Tara is whisked away by the Alcohol Fairies, back to the safety of her tiny room where she sleeps the sleep of the dead, as the magical elixers she has consumed dance through her veins until morning.
Looks like she just got Branded
“Corr blimey! I has to walk like a duck since Russel done his business in me, I does I does! Oh well, time for tea? Pip pip Cheerio, guv’na!”
at least she’s doing the humane thing of strangling the dog first and not just eating it alive
Lol!!!
He even gets Johnny Depps hand me downs in CLOTHES
Awesome!
hahaha I’ve forgotten what her face looks like, this trend is hilarious!
wtf is up with all of these Hollywood moms trying to make their little boys look like they belong in 80s hair bands?
If I was Lindsay Lohan I would blow my brains out if I saw this picture…
I have no idea which one is Sharon. Is she the pretty one on the chairs? Or the butch-y one on the left?
Either way, this photo is weird.
Could be the one on the right that probably isn’t wearing a bra and looks like they no longer give a fuck.
If Sharon Stone were the one on the left, we’d be able to see her nipples poking out.
Jonas Todder wear
All the Jenny Craig in the world can’t do a thing for that face.
or the body…
Think of her poor dance partner, trying to make all her flab move in the same direction while struggling to maintain some (any) kind of grip while the dance floor groans beneath them and her mustache stubble lacerates his face.
Isn’t she about due for a shoplifting arrest?
So is she homeless now or what?