The Crap We Missed – Thursday 9.5.13

September 5th, 2013 // 399 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed which, aside from Prince Charles and Richard Grieco obviously, has my favorite pic of all time. Ok, that’s probably an overstatement, but if looks could kill Dakota Fanning would be chained to a pole in Serena Williams‘ enclosure as we speak. We’ve also got Al Pacino looking like he’s in perfect condition to drive and holy shit, Vanessa Angel‘s body got totally Munsoned. “Oh, my little Roy toy. What is it about good sex that makes me have to crap?”

Man, remember when movies were good?

- Photo Boy

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  1. Steve Carell Stunt Double Alexander And The Terrible Horrible No Good Very Bad Day Set
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    So this is what Shia’s been up to since “Transformers 3″

  2. Jennifer Love Hewitt No Make Up Pregnant Belly Oversized Shirt
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    Texting all of her old boyfriends to inform them that she finally bagged a man. They all breathe a collective sigh of relief.

  3. Joe Manganiello Scarf Three Piece Suit 2013 Style Awards And Kick Off Of Mercedes Benz New York Fashion Week
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    He looks a lot better with the beard.

  4. Jennifer Coolidge Drunk Messy Hair Cleavage Bending Over
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    “AHHHH! Those chimichangas.”

  5. Diane Kruger Nipples Legs Short Shorts
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    Nice tits.

  6. Rachel Zoe Emaciated 2013 Style Awards And Kick Off Of Mercedes Benz New York Fashion Week
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    Ew.

  7. Kate Upton Cleavage 2013 Style Awards And Kick Off Of Mercedes Benz New York Fashion Week
    richie
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    Great – some more career advice from geniuses and/or perfect physical specimens.

  8. Rihanna Pierced Nipples No Bra See Through Tank Top Teenage Fantasy Hat
    Allion
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    Ape with earrings.

  9. William Fichtner Squeezing Nose Crossing Lines Photocall
    martian
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    I like his acting very much. period.

  10. Jessica Pare Sunken Cheeks Skinny Pale Skin the 2013 Style Awards And Kick Off Of Mercedes Benz New York Fashion Week
    alexxx
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    Vanessa! You’re a fembot!

  11. Miley Cyrus Buttcheeks Daisy Dukes
    alexxx3488
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    Macaulay Culkin entering much needed rehab after learning of former girlfriend Mila Kunis’ engagement.

  12. Andrew Garfield Legs Crossed Smoking Cigarette At Cafe
    alexxx3488
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    “I think the new Spiderman should be able to take one…if not two. Hey, I’ll even throw a thumb in there for a third–”
    ‘Bad guys?’
    “I was gonna say fingers…”

  13. Jessica Pare Sunken Cheeks Skinny Pale Skin the 2013 Style Awards And Kick Off Of Mercedes Benz New York Fashion Week
    Panninthru
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    And it snapples off jar lids and beer cans and it really really works!

  14. Joe Manganiello Scarf Three Piece Suit 2013 Style Awards And Kick Off Of Mercedes Benz New York Fashion Week
    cc
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    Getting the urine out of that scarf is going to be a pain in the ass.

  15. Diane Kruger Nipples Legs Short Shorts
    cc
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    ‘Off to the floating leather bar!’

  16. Rachel Zoe Emaciated 2013 Style Awards And Kick Off Of Mercedes Benz New York Fashion Week
    cc
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    She looks like a starving reptile.

  17. Al Pacino Driving
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    This photo should be your banner photo at the top

  18. Vivica A Fox Side Eye Dakota Fanning Jamie Strachan US Open
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    I would LOVE to know what Dakota said for Vivica Fox to look at her like that.

  19. Miley Cyrus Buttcheeks Daisy Dukes
    chrisbreezyboxingacademy
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    Chaz is looking fantastic these days

  20. Christie Brinkley Daughter Sailor Lee Brinkley Cook 2013 Style Awards And Kick Off Of Mercedes Benz New York Fashion Week
    richie
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    Stunning!

  21. Kelly Brook Midriff Tight Sweater
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    Zim wha tray what? oooh BOOBIES!!!

  22. Natasha Henstridge Dancing
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    ‘Phew, is that my armpit, or did somebody leave a nasty stripper ass near my table?’

  23. Rihanna Pierced Nipples No Bra See Through Tank Top Teenage Fantasy Hat
    IronGirl
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    Is that a denim belt/sash thing?

  24. Jennifer Love Hewitt No Make Up Pregnant Belly Oversized Shirt
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    “Yes Doc, I’ve tucked my fucking T-shirt into my C-Sec wound – what part of ‘emergency’ don’t you fucking understand?”

  25. Miley Cyrus Buttcheeks Daisy Dukes
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    Doing a daily glory hole session in the local gas station.

  26. Sean Connery Walking With Group Of Fat Men
    Voice of Reisling
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    Somewhere, Wes Anderson is orgasming.

  27. Channing Tatum Black Man Hands On Waist Groucho Club
    Voice of Reisling
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    How much does a Professional Drunk Handler pull down anyways?

  28. Michael Strahan Hugging Demi Lovato Late Night With Jimmy Fallon
    Voice of Reisling
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    Can Micheal Strahan squeeze the crazy out of Demi Lovato? Find out on the next Late Night with Jimmy Fallon !

  29. Jennifer Love Hewitt No Make Up Pregnant Belly Oversized Shirt
    Voice of Reisling
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    “I’ll take 100 pepperoni pies … ”

    “Ma’am, we’re not in the mood for a pizza-delivery prank.”

    “This is not a prank.”

  30. Jessica Pare Sunken Cheeks Skinny Pale Skin the 2013 Style Awards And Kick Off Of Mercedes Benz New York Fashion Week
    anonym
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    WTF HAPPENED TO HER.

    she was hot in hot tub time machine.

  31. Jessica Pare Sunken Cheeks Skinny Pale Skin the 2013 Style Awards And Kick Off Of Mercedes Benz New York Fashion Week
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    It’s like Stephen Baldwin, wearing a mask from the “blue steel, vampire series” collection.

  32. Sean Connery Walking With Group Of Fat Men
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    Mr. Connery has tripled his personal security detail since the rouge shitzu attack.

  33. Sean Connery Walking With Group Of Fat Men
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    R…o…g..u..e——–Christ!

  34. Rihanna Pierced Nipples No Bra See Through Tank Top Teenage Fantasy Hat
    Jenn
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    The things they said about Janet Jackson’s tit guard, and here’s Rhirhi’s nip piercing out and about for all to see. Ah, progress.

  35. Vivica A Fox Side Eye Dakota Fanning Jamie Strachan US Open
    Jenn
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    “Here’s my chance to get revenge for Twilight AND Mighty Ducks..all I gotta do is wait for them to stand up, and I’ll push them right over the rail.”

  36. Sean Connery Walking With Group Of Fat Men
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    I slept with Sean Connery, and all I got was this lousy t-shirt. And crabs.

  37. Kelly Brook Midriff Tight Sweater
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    She has a PhD-level understanding of sweaters.

  38. Christie Brinkley Daughter Sailor Lee Brinkley Cook 2013 Style Awards And Kick Off Of Mercedes Benz New York Fashion Week
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    “So then I went and made this other daughter, and when she was born I was like ‘Phew, okay, I still got it’

  39. Joe Jonas Avoiding Female Fans New York Fashion Week
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    I had a completely different mental image of the words “Fashion Week”, but whatever.

  40. Al Pacino Driving
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    Judging by his face, Chateau Marmont must be one scary-ass place.

  41. Nick Nolte White Embroidered Linen Suit Long White Beard Red Face
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    It took him a while but he seems to have found a certain method to the Hobo Fartbag fashion.

  42. Christie Brinkley Daughter Sailor Lee Brinkley Cook 2013 Style Awards And Kick Off Of Mercedes Benz New York Fashion Week
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    Daughter reminds me a little bit of a young Katie Couric.

  43. Vivica A Fox Side Eye Dakota Fanning Jamie Strachan US Open
    martina
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    Relax Vivica, she’s with a white guy.

  44. Miley Cyrus Buttcheeks Daisy Dukes
    martina
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    she has a nice ass, but the rest really isn’t much

  45. Vanessa Angel Old Saggy Skin Legs Short Shorts
    martina
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    Grandma!

  46. Al Pacino Driving
    martina
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    He just realized that Madonna has no pants on

  47. Natasha Henstridge Dancing
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    You should really separate the stuff in the hamper before you just put it all on.

  48. Rihanna Pierced Nipples No Bra See Through Tank Top Teenage Fantasy Hat
    Bob
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    Did she have some cosmetic surgery? I remember thinking she was repulsive, but now she just looks average.

  49. Steve Carell Stunt Double Alexander And The Terrible Horrible No Good Very Bad Day Set
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    Steven and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Movie Title.

  50. Rachel Zoe Emaciated 2013 Style Awards And Kick Off Of Mercedes Benz New York Fashion Week
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    Jeebus. Looks like the Crypt-keeper channeling Madonna.

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