The Crap We Missed – Thursday 9.5.13

September 5th, 2013 // 399 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed which, aside from Prince Charles and Richard Grieco obviously, has my favorite pic of all time. Ok, that’s probably an overstatement, but if looks could kill Dakota Fanning would be chained to a pole in Serena Williams‘ enclosure as we speak. We’ve also got Al Pacino looking like he’s in perfect condition to drive and holy shit, Vanessa Angel‘s body got totally Munsoned. “Oh, my little Roy toy. What is it about good sex that makes me have to crap?”

Man, remember when movies were good?

- Photo Boy

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  1. Natasha Henstridge Dancing
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    I can’t ever see or hear her name without thinking of this :

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tM3QZunBYkY

  2. Jennifer Coolidge Drunk Messy Hair Cleavage Bending Over
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    Doing the “Bend. And snap.”

  3. Vivica A Fox Side Eye Dakota Fanning Jamie Strachan US Open
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    And yet all this time I thought the photo was about Broadway Joe telling that chick he wants to kiss her.

  4. Miley Cyrus Buttcheeks Daisy Dukes
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    Did anyone think it possible to get overexposed faster than Paris Hilton. Kill this clown face bitch and her stupid hair.

  5. Christie Brinkley Daughter Sailor Lee Brinkley Cook 2013 Style Awards And Kick Off Of Mercedes Benz New York Fashion Week
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    Now are all those names really her or did the reporter write down ALL the names grandma spouted trying to remember her name.

  6. Lisa Rinna Erect Nipples
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    Have you seen my duck lips, I think I left them over here.

  7. Natasha Henstridge Dancing
    tlmck
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    Is “smell my pits” anything like “pull my finger”?

  8. Steve Carell Stunt Double Alexander And The Terrible Horrible No Good Very Bad Day Set
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    Steve Carrel, I feel so gay……stunt double, mmmmm I am lookin GOOD TOOODAY!

  9. Joe Jonas Avoiding Female Fans New York Fashion Week
    tlmck
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    I wonder what is the average weight of a Jonas brother fan?

  10. Rachel Zoe Emaciated 2013 Style Awards And Kick Off Of Mercedes Benz New York Fashion Week
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    Whoops, “That frog I been carrying around in my anus just fell out”

  11. Christie Brinkley Daughter Sailor Lee Brinkley Cook 2013 Style Awards And Kick Off Of Mercedes Benz New York Fashion Week
    Matt
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    Um, does Christie have her hand on her daughter’s ass? Where’s a reflective surface when you really need one?

  12. Vivica A Fox Side Eye Dakota Fanning Jamie Strachan US Open
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    Bald Scott Bakula seems like the only one watching the game.

  13. Nick Nolte White Embroidered Linen Suit Long White Beard Red Face
    tlmck
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    He uses the name Hemingway to get a good table.

  14. Sean Connery Walking With Group Of Fat Men
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    WTF is going on with that guy’s skort?

  15. Lisa Rinna Erect Nipples
    tlmck
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    Are we sure that’s not Harry?

  16. Chaz Bono Weight Loss
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    You look great Chaz, keep it up!

  17. Jennifer Love Hewitt No Make Up Pregnant Belly Oversized Shirt
    tlmck
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    The text message says “call us when you are hot again”.

  18. Joe Jonas Avoiding Female Fans New York Fashion Week
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    Not taking any fashion or style tips from these three

  19. Chaz Bono Weight Loss
    Dangles the Wonder Mule
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    WOW, looking MUCH better with weight loss, stay healthy Chaz !

    Wish you were born with the junk you think you should have ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

  20. Kelly Brook Midriff Tight Sweater
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    “How are mummie’s babies today? Soft and round and plump? Yes they are! Yes they are! Who’s going to be in a bikini shoot at some point today? You two are, my sweet little boobiekins! Muah, muah, muah…”

  21. Rihanna Pierced Nipples No Bra See Through Tank Top Teenage Fantasy Hat
    Porkpie
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    Now give me a little generator, some wire and some alligator clips…

  22. Adrienne Bailon Cleavage 2013 Style Awards And Kick Off Of Mercedes Benz New York Fashion Week
    blerg
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    the strippers at work have better fake eyelashes.

  23. Vivica A Fox Side Eye Dakota Fanning Jamie Strachan US Open
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    “How many points does she get for a home run…???”

  24. Jessica Pare Sunken Cheeks Skinny Pale Skin the 2013 Style Awards And Kick Off Of Mercedes Benz New York Fashion Week
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    I’m mesmerized by her mouth. And her breasts, too. Just saying…

  25. Sean Connery Walking With Group Of Fat Men
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    That dude is pimping for Sean Connery…??? Maybe he doesn’t realize that Mr. Connery only played the king. Pretty good idea, though.

  26. Chaz Bono Weight Loss
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    “Jesus Christ! These parking meters in L.A. only take 10′s, 20′s, and second mortgages…”

  27. Al Pacino Driving
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    “Of course I’m driving home. I am wayyyyy too fucked up to walk.”

  28. Adrienne Bailon Cleavage 2013 Style Awards And Kick Off Of Mercedes Benz New York Fashion Week
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    Madame Tussaud’s ran out of wax, so they carved this one out of a block of foundation makeup.

  29. Jennifer Love Hewitt No Make Up Pregnant Belly Oversized Shirt
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    She’s obviously going someplace nice…she’s got her shirt tucked in for the occasion.

  30. Jennifer Coolidge Drunk Messy Hair Cleavage Bending Over
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    Jennifer, the time has come that you need to show us what you’re workin’ with there. It won’t be too much longer till you’re too old.

  31. Natasha Henstridge Dancing
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    Wow… she just… ummmm… hmmmmm… Someone should really show this pic to Kate Upton.

  32. Christie Brinkley Daughter Sailor Lee Brinkley Cook 2013 Style Awards And Kick Off Of Mercedes Benz New York Fashion Week
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    Ah, damn it! I’m at that age now where confused boner finds both attractive, discovers the daughter is 15 (?!) and the shame from that is the only thing that gives me staying power.

  33. Nick Nolte White Embroidered Linen Suit Long White Beard Red Face
    Jkh
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    That trip to the tropics really did uncle Jessie some good.

  34. Adrienne Bailon Cleavage 2013 Style Awards And Kick Off Of Mercedes Benz New York Fashion Week
    Really ?
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    Hey, she changed her surname to what 99% of men would do shortly after banging her…classy…

  35. Rihanna Pierced Nipples No Bra See Through Tank Top Teenage Fantasy Hat
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    What a waste of oxygen.

  36. Vivica A Fox Side Eye Dakota Fanning Jamie Strachan US Open
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    And Dakota was never seen again.

  37. Miley Cyrus Buttcheeks Daisy Dukes
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    That fucking hairstyle has got to go.

  38. Jessica Pare Sunken Cheeks Skinny Pale Skin the 2013 Style Awards And Kick Off Of Mercedes Benz New York Fashion Week
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    For such a beautiful woman, she takes some awkward fucking pictures.

  39. Kelly Brook Midriff Tight Sweater
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    I usually don’t advocate marriage under any circumstances, but I’d wife this woman so hard.

  40. Kate Upton Cleavage 2013 Style Awards And Kick Off Of Mercedes Benz New York Fashion Week
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    She’s beautiful.

  41. Steve Carell Stunt Double Alexander And The Terrible Horrible No Good Very Bad Day Set
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    The double looks like the guy who loses out on the $50,000 in the Ally Bank commercial.

  42. Chaz Bono Weight Loss
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    Vince Vaughn.

  43. Jennifer Coolidge Drunk Messy Hair Cleavage Bending Over
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    “I’ve gotta peeeeeee….And I wish I could do it on my own face so whatever acidic content there is would erase what that asshole plastic surgeon did my face!”

  44. Natasha Henstridge Dancing
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    I recommend a change of deodorant.

  45. Michael Strahan Hugging Demi Lovato Late Night With Jimmy Fallon
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    “Jennette McCurdy’s got hers. Now I got mine.”

  46. Christie Brinkley Daughter Sailor Lee Brinkley Cook 2013 Style Awards And Kick Off Of Mercedes Benz New York Fashion Week
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    Wow. Sailor’s beautiful. She could become a model like her mom.

  47. Jessica Pare Sunken Cheeks Skinny Pale Skin the 2013 Style Awards And Kick Off Of Mercedes Benz New York Fashion Week
    eilliM
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    My gay best friend taught me the “bite the inside of your cheeks to make your face thinner” trick.

  48. William Fichtner Squeezing Nose Crossing Lines Photocall
    eilliM
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    “Mr Fichtner, which nostril did Lindsay use to snort the cocaine?”

  49. Al Pacino Driving
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    Did he just make out with Lohan?

  50. Adrienne Bailon Cleavage 2013 Style Awards And Kick Off Of Mercedes Benz New York Fashion Week
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    She’s always been sexy. All the way back in 3LW.

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