The Crap We Missed – Thursday 9.5.13

September 5th, 2013 // 399 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed which, aside from Prince Charles and Richard Grieco obviously, has my favorite pic of all time. Ok, that’s probably an overstatement, but if looks could kill Dakota Fanning would be chained to a pole in Serena Williams‘ enclosure as we speak. We’ve also got Al Pacino looking like he’s in perfect condition to drive and holy shit, Vanessa Angel‘s body got totally Munsoned. “Oh, my little Roy toy. What is it about good sex that makes me have to crap?”

Man, remember when movies were good?

- Photo Boy

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  1. Vivica A Fox Side Eye Dakota Fanning Jamie Strachan US Open
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    black people yell in movies, white people talk too much at tennis matches.

  2. Rachel Zoe Emaciated 2013 Style Awards And Kick Off Of Mercedes Benz New York Fashion Week
    heey
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    Food doesn’t like her.

  3. Rihanna Pierced Nipples No Bra See Through Tank Top Teenage Fantasy Hat
    cc
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    Degaussing rings? She’s demagnetizing her head? The mind boggles.

  4. Jessica Pare Sunken Cheeks Skinny Pale Skin the 2013 Style Awards And Kick Off Of Mercedes Benz New York Fashion Week
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    i wouldn’t let it’s face near my junk. Neither would you.

  5. Vivica A Fox Side Eye Dakota Fanning Jamie Strachan US Open
    cc
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    ‘Hey guys, if I wave my last pistachio in front of her, do you think she’ll eat it?”

  6. Miley Cyrus Buttcheeks Daisy Dukes
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    The one instant her tongue is in her head and her back is turned.

  7. Andrew Garfield Legs Crossed Smoking Cigarette At Cafe
    cc
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    ‘Okay, there’s a reflection in the window of a guy who isn’t there and it’s freaking me out.’

  8. Jessica Pare Sunken Cheeks Skinny Pale Skin the 2013 Style Awards And Kick Off Of Mercedes Benz New York Fashion Week
    cc
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    Carrots! Get your carrots here! (in Peter Griffin’s voice)

  9. Sean Connery Walking With Group Of Fat Men
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    ‘C’mon lads, if we want independence we’ve got to cook and eat the Royal Family’

  10. Kelly Brook Midriff Tight Sweater
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    There’s a lot to love there…and I’d love every last inch of it.

  11. Vivica A Fox Side Eye Dakota Fanning Jamie Strachan US Open
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    I think we are about to find out if looks really can kill.

  12. Rachel Zoe Emaciated 2013 Style Awards And Kick Off Of Mercedes Benz New York Fashion Week
    KToThaJ
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    It’s not her fault she’s that skinny…She’s been dining with Jonah Hill and he eats all the food odd her plate.

  13. Jennifer Coolidge Drunk Messy Hair Cleavage Bending Over
    sc4play
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    ‘I’ve got a turtle head poking out……!!!’

  14. Nick Nolte White Embroidered Linen Suit Long White Beard Red Face
    Mooby
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    48 hrs…to live

  15. Jessica Pare Sunken Cheeks Skinny Pale Skin the 2013 Style Awards And Kick Off Of Mercedes Benz New York Fashion Week
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    I bet she has a hard time eating soup.

  16. William Fichtner Squeezing Nose Crossing Lines Photocall
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    Worst case of nose picking I’ve seen.

  17. Kate Upton Cleavage 2013 Style Awards And Kick Off Of Mercedes Benz New York Fashion Week
    cc
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    Her career may be somewhat abbreviated.

  18. Rihanna Pierced Nipples No Bra See Through Tank Top Teenage Fantasy Hat
    mondo scum
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    you know what they say, the bigger the hoops, the bigger the hoe, and judging by her hoop size, well uh yeah

    • She may be a lousy entertainer (I wouldn’t know), she may have the IQ of Silly Putty, and her lifestyle may be a bit more liberal than some people are used to, but that doesn’t make her a whore and doesn’t change the fact that she is fucking good looking!

  19. Al Pacino Driving
    Phoenix
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    “You might think I’m crazy. All I want is you.

  20. Jessica Pare Sunken Cheeks Skinny Pale Skin the 2013 Style Awards And Kick Off Of Mercedes Benz New York Fashion Week
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    can’t get “another one bites the dust” out of my head

  21. Natasha Henstridge Dancing
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    Note the ‘pity dollar’ in that strippers stocking.

  22. Michael Strahan Hugging Demi Lovato Late Night With Jimmy Fallon
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    Was she there to talk about how she’s bravely going on despite the enormous growth on her lower back?

  23. Christie Brinkley Daughter Sailor Lee Brinkley Cook 2013 Style Awards And Kick Off Of Mercedes Benz New York Fashion Week
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    Insert requisite Chris Hansen joke.

  24. Kate Upton Cleavage 2013 Style Awards And Kick Off Of Mercedes Benz New York Fashion Week
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    She really wants to start early on those insulin shots.

  25. Chaz Bono Weight Loss
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    Lets see how did Chaz Bono got this way, Creepy mother Cher, creepy Scientologist for a father Sonny. Nope can’t put two together.

  26. Joe Jonas Avoiding Female Fans New York Fashion Week
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    Hmpg, getting photobombed by someone whose face screams ‘indifference’ must suck.

  27. Natasha Henstridge Dancing
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    Nothing like smell of wild onions stinking from the armpits.

  28. Kate Upton Cleavage 2013 Style Awards And Kick Off Of Mercedes Benz New York Fashion Week
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    She’s always had an “odd” body. not saying it’s a bad body. but it’s proportioned funny. and there’s a little jiggle to her… it’s nice.

  29. Rachel Zoe Emaciated 2013 Style Awards And Kick Off Of Mercedes Benz New York Fashion Week
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    Jesus Christ, Zoe. Your upper arms are skinnier than your lower arms and I can see every freakin bone in your chest….breathing in air does not count as sustenance.

  30. Al Pacino Driving
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    Some one is having a Godfather size of a car fart.

  31. Al Pacino Driving
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    Meh, I’ll always cut the guy slack….his tearing a strip of Kevin Spacy in Glengarry Glen Ross is one of my all time favorite movie segments.

  32. Adrienne Bailon Cleavage 2013 Style Awards And Kick Off Of Mercedes Benz New York Fashion Week
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    That is A LOT of make up.

  33. Steve Carell Stunt Double Alexander And The Terrible Horrible No Good Very Bad Day Set
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    But I don’t wanna be a pirate!

  34. Nick Nolte White Embroidered Linen Suit Long White Beard Red Face
    cc
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    The Most Interesting Man in the World has gone to hell lately, hasn’t he?

  35. Rachel Zoe Emaciated 2013 Style Awards And Kick Off Of Mercedes Benz New York Fashion Week
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    the worst part – she’s pregnant.

  36. Lisa Rinna Erect Nipples
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    You can do some woodshop on those happy knobs.

  37. Nick Nolte White Embroidered Linen Suit Long White Beard Red Face
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    The last time he washed those pants his beard was salt and pepper grey.

  38. Jennifer Coolidge Drunk Messy Hair Cleavage Bending Over
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    Those fish tacos are going to paint that black dress another color.

  39. Rachel Zoe Emaciated 2013 Style Awards And Kick Off Of Mercedes Benz New York Fashion Week
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    I guess her husband is out of luck in getting a tit fuck from her.

  40. Jessica Pare Sunken Cheeks Skinny Pale Skin the 2013 Style Awards And Kick Off Of Mercedes Benz New York Fashion Week
    Pippi Longcocking
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    Because Don Draper loves getting blown by a lipstick wearing chipmunk with a huge rack.

  41. Andrew Garfield Legs Crossed Smoking Cigarette At Cafe
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    And when I put airquotes around the term “my girlfriend”, I am not f**king kidding. Doctor Sheldon Cooper doesn’t even get that theoretical.

    Anyway, now more about you being the male MJ,…

  42. Natasha Henstridge Dancing
    Pippi Longcockings
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    Is there anyway to unmasturbate to “Species”?

  43. Al Pacino Driving
    Rabid1
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    Did you see that pic of Vanessa Angel on Superficial?

  44. Vivica A Fox Side Eye Dakota Fanning Jamie Strachan US Open
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    Well there’s a ‘bitch please’ face if ever I’ve seen one.

  45. Vivica A Fox Side Eye Dakota Fanning Jamie Strachan US Open
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    Vivica, it was him who farted, I swear!

  46. Jessica Pare Sunken Cheeks Skinny Pale Skin the 2013 Style Awards And Kick Off Of Mercedes Benz New York Fashion Week
    spikedtounge
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    Is she auditioning for the last season of True Blood as Nosferatu’s daughter?

  47. Jessica Pare Sunken Cheeks Skinny Pale Skin the 2013 Style Awards And Kick Off Of Mercedes Benz New York Fashion Week
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    How much blood could a woodchuck suck …

  48. William Fichtner Squeezing Nose Crossing Lines Photocall
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    He’s still an amazing actor, even if I do have no clue WTF is going on here.

  49. Kate Upton Cleavage 2013 Style Awards And Kick Off Of Mercedes Benz New York Fashion Week
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    I think it’s time she consider a bra.

  50. Kate Upton Cleavage 2013 Style Awards And Kick Off Of Mercedes Benz New York Fashion Week
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    She always has a positively derpy expression on her face. I’d make a crack about guys doing her from behind, but I think that would lose the two big reasons she’s so beloved in the first place.

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