The Crap We Missed – Thursday 9.5.13

September 5th, 2013 // 399 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed which, aside from Prince Charles and Richard Grieco obviously, has my favorite pic of all time. Ok, that’s probably an overstatement, but if looks could kill Dakota Fanning would be chained to a pole in Serena Williams‘ enclosure as we speak. We’ve also got Al Pacino looking like he’s in perfect condition to drive and holy shit, Vanessa Angel‘s body got totally Munsoned. “Oh, my little Roy toy. What is it about good sex that makes me have to crap?”

Man, remember when movies were good?

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Nick Nolte White Embroidered Linen Suit Long White Beard Red Face
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    If he’s here, who’s supervising the elves?

  2. Michael Strahan Hugging Demi Lovato Late Night With Jimmy Fallon
    Andy Simetic
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    That gap is only 10 millimeters away from being described as a missing tooth

  3. Rachel Zoe Emaciated 2013 Style Awards And Kick Off Of Mercedes Benz New York Fashion Week
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    I never knew clutches came “Studded for her pleasure”.

  4. Jessica Pare Sunken Cheeks Skinny Pale Skin the 2013 Style Awards And Kick Off Of Mercedes Benz New York Fashion Week
    Uncle Joey
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    Did somebody say …wood?

  5. Joe Manganiello Scarf Three Piece Suit 2013 Style Awards And Kick Off Of Mercedes Benz New York Fashion Week
    popwilleatitself
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    Wow this guy has a face!

  6. Rihanna Pierced Nipples No Bra See Through Tank Top Teenage Fantasy Hat
    mark
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    Skrank.

  7. Rachel Zoe Emaciated 2013 Style Awards And Kick Off Of Mercedes Benz New York Fashion Week
    Dick Nose
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    Man the harpoons !!!

  8. William Fichtner Squeezing Nose Crossing Lines Photocall
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    “I think I got my cocaine and sweet and low mixed up again.”

  9. Miley Cyrus Buttcheeks Daisy Dukes
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    That poor girl must be freezing! I don’t think I’ve ever seen her that bundled up.

  10. Sean Connery Walking With Group Of Fat Men
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    Bond, Gold Bond.

  11. Kelly Brook Midriff Tight Sweater
    richie
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    Bodacious!!

  12. Chaz Bono Weight Loss
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    Is Val Kilmer trying to look like Chaz Bono on purpose?

  13. Jessica Pare Sunken Cheeks Skinny Pale Skin the 2013 Style Awards And Kick Off Of Mercedes Benz New York Fashion Week
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    Nick Cave looks like shit

  14. Michael Strahan Hugging Demi Lovato Late Night With Jimmy Fallon
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    “AH! I caught me one! Now you must give me your pot of gold!”

  15. Kelly Brook Midriff Tight Sweater
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    That sweater comes down to the knees of a flat-chested girl

  16. Lisa Rinna Erect Nipples
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    Always keep your nipples and 10 and 2.

  17. Michael Strahan Hugging Demi Lovato Late Night With Jimmy Fallon
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    Good to see Leon Spinks back in the spotlight

  18. Sean Connery Walking With Group Of Fat Men
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    shliding. -not shupported.

  19. Vanessa Angel Old Saggy Skin Legs Short Shorts
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    Not even enough left to box

  20. Christie Brinkley Daughter Sailor Lee Brinkley Cook 2013 Style Awards And Kick Off Of Mercedes Benz New York Fashion Week
    MFer
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    Christie is still hotter than the kid.

  21. Steve Carell Stunt Double Alexander And The Terrible Horrible No Good Very Bad Day Set
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    Title’s too long, its gonna bomb
    (see also: The Imaginarium of Dr Parnassus, Lemony Snicket’s A Series Of Unfortunate Events, The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the Eighth Dimension, Don’t Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking your Juice in the Hood, and The Englishman Who Went Up a Hill But Came Down a Mountain)

  22. Rachel Zoe Emaciated 2013 Style Awards And Kick Off Of Mercedes Benz New York Fashion Week
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    As cuddly as a coat hanger

  23. Al Pacino Driving
    PathosAvenger
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    Nice DeNiro face Pacino. You can’t fool me. I know who you are. Whooah!

  24. Nick Nolte White Embroidered Linen Suit Long White Beard Red Face
    PathosAvenger
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    Down and Out in Beverly Hills…

  25. Steve Carell Stunt Double Alexander And The Terrible Horrible No Good Very Bad Day Set
    PathosAvenger
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    Nice to see the puffy shirt is making a comeback.

  26. Vivica A Fox Side Eye Dakota Fanning Jamie Strachan US Open
    heey
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    Dakota is getting a look like she just dropped the n word
    To the right of her is mad, and to the left is trying to pretend he didn’t hear her drop it…

  27. Miley Cyrus Buttcheeks Daisy Dukes
    heey
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    Oh! Miley is wearing long pants.

  28. Andrew Garfield Legs Crossed Smoking Cigarette At Cafe
    heey
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    andrew: ‘So then my ”girlfriend” said we need to be seen together a lot until people believe we are a couple, yeah, we beard eachother, mission accomplished’
    and the other guy is like ”mmmhmm”

  29. Jessica Pare Sunken Cheeks Skinny Pale Skin the 2013 Style Awards And Kick Off Of Mercedes Benz New York Fashion Week
    heey
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    Angelina Jolie is looking healthier. Good for her!

  30. Sean Connery Walking With Group Of Fat Men
    heey
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    Which ever way Connery falls it’ll be a soft landing. Bet the photographer in front of him aint no slim jim either.

  31. Rihanna Pierced Nipples No Bra See Through Tank Top Teenage Fantasy Hat
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    Looks good to me.

  32. Kelly Brook Midriff Tight Sweater
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    Sweater puppies.

  33. Kate Upton Cleavage 2013 Style Awards And Kick Off Of Mercedes Benz New York Fashion Week
    heey
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    In five years she will be playing lead in ”The life and death of Lindsay Lohan, a Hollywood Child Actress Slip Though the Cracks, A Hard Look At the Justice System, What Could Have Saved Lindsay, If Anything.”

  34. Chaz Bono Weight Loss
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    It looks much better these days, no doubt. I will not call it a he, it is not a male. It is a dressed up and mutilated female, but it is still a female.

  35. Michael Strahan Hugging Demi Lovato Late Night With Jimmy Fallon
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    Black man, fat white girl, I see where this is going.

  36. Christie Brinkley Daughter Sailor Lee Brinkley Cook 2013 Style Awards And Kick Off Of Mercedes Benz New York Fashion Week
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    Oh sweet mother-daughter threesome.

  37. Christie Brinkley Daughter Sailor Lee Brinkley Cook 2013 Style Awards And Kick Off Of Mercedes Benz New York Fashion Week
    heey
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    Where is her son Skipper?

  38. Joe Jonas Avoiding Female Fans New York Fashion Week
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    “Dammit woman, get out of my way, I don’t have time, I am trying to outrun the gay in me”

  39. Kate Upton Cleavage 2013 Style Awards And Kick Off Of Mercedes Benz New York Fashion Week
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    Moo! That happened faster than I thought it would.

  40. Al Pacino Driving
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    Is the Chateau Marmont basically a large room filled with cocaine?

  41. Adrienne Bailon Cleavage 2013 Style Awards And Kick Off Of Mercedes Benz New York Fashion Week
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    Turning into a fat Mexi Momma.

  42. Al Pacino Driving
    jack
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    she’s got a GREAT ASS!!

  43. Vanessa Angel Old Saggy Skin Legs Short Shorts
    heey
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    Is this a picture of a random lipo-suction victim in west hollywood? Because ‘ive never seen this person before. And the name dont ring a bell.

  44. Steve Carell Stunt Double Alexander And The Terrible Horrible No Good Very Bad Day Set
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    He is sad because when he got the shirt he thought he was going to be working with Seinfeld.

  45. Al Pacino Driving
    heey
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    yeah, he doesn’t look like an alcoholic AT ALL

  46. Adrienne Bailon Cleavage 2013 Style Awards And Kick Off Of Mercedes Benz New York Fashion Week
    heey
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    Hayden Panncootacakes mom?

  47. Nick Nolte White Embroidered Linen Suit Long White Beard Red Face
    heey
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    Santa! -In a pimp hat?

  48. Nick Nolte White Embroidered Linen Suit Long White Beard Red Face
    heey
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    Santa lost his ho ho ho’s

  49. Steve Carell Stunt Double Alexander And The Terrible Horrible No Good Very Bad Day Set
    heey
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    the sad life of stunt doubles, he knows he looks better but he can never be a ‘steve carrell’, he can never even be seen as ‘look at me” ‘that was me’
    acting undercover with your health at risk, what a masochist job that is

  50. Jennifer Coolidge Drunk Messy Hair Cleavage Bending Over
    heey
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    ‘shit my tampon is full’

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