The Crap We Missed – Thursday 9.5.13

September 5th, 2013 // 399 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed which, aside from Prince Charles and Richard Grieco obviously, has my favorite pic of all time. Ok, that’s probably an overstatement, but if looks could kill Dakota Fanning would be chained to a pole in Serena Williams‘ enclosure as we speak. We’ve also got Al Pacino looking like he’s in perfect condition to drive and holy shit, Vanessa Angel‘s body got totally Munsoned. “Oh, my little Roy toy. What is it about good sex that makes me have to crap?”

Man, remember when movies were good?

- Photo Boy

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  1. Nick Nolte White Embroidered Linen Suit Long White Beard Red Face
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    Is he looking for Richard Dreyfuss’ pool to jump in?

  2. William Fichtner Squeezing Nose Crossing Lines Photocall
    Sheppy
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    I saw him outside a Asian convenience store in Arcadia a couple years back.
    My one and only ‘star’ sighting. A disappointing one, to boot.

  3. Jessica Pare Sunken Cheeks Skinny Pale Skin the 2013 Style Awards And Kick Off Of Mercedes Benz New York Fashion Week
    caley
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    This reminds me of when Bugs Bunny used to dress up like a woman.

  4. Jennifer Coolidge Drunk Messy Hair Cleavage Bending Over
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    You may want to stand downwind.

  5. Nick Nolte White Embroidered Linen Suit Long White Beard Red Face
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    FOUND: the subscriber to John Malkovich’s style blog

  6. Jessica Pare Sunken Cheeks Skinny Pale Skin the 2013 Style Awards And Kick Off Of Mercedes Benz New York Fashion Week
    blerg
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    I wanna eat that beaver

  7. Steve Carell Stunt Double Alexander And The Terrible Horrible No Good Very Bad Day Set
    caley
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    Sad to see how far Shia LaBoeuf has fallen…by sad I mean hilarious.

  8. Kate Upton Cleavage 2013 Style Awards And Kick Off Of Mercedes Benz New York Fashion Week
    blerg
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    Sweet, another 20lbs. and she’ll be in my league…

  9. Christie Brinkley Daughter Sailor Lee Brinkley Cook 2013 Style Awards And Kick Off Of Mercedes Benz New York Fashion Week
    blerg
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    Sailor Lee… which costume/power is that again?

  10. Sean Connery Walking With Group Of Fat Men
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    This is a sad day. Sean Connery has offically reached the point where I would no longer hit it. Sad sad day.

  11. Rihanna Pierced Nipples No Bra See Through Tank Top Teenage Fantasy Hat
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    That hat has taken on new meaning since Michael Jackson first wore it

  12. Nick Nolte White Embroidered Linen Suit Long White Beard Red Face
    blerg
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    Can’t wait to see him and eddie murphy team up for a tranny movie.

  13. Kelly Brook Midriff Tight Sweater
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    Even her bellybutton is cute.

  14. Nick Nolte White Embroidered Linen Suit Long White Beard Red Face
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    Beverly Hills Corpse

  15. Rachel Zoe Emaciated 2013 Style Awards And Kick Off Of Mercedes Benz New York Fashion Week
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    Faces of Meth Presents: Taylor Swift

  16. Andrew Garfield Legs Crossed Smoking Cigarette At Cafe
    Icehawg
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    Bugs Bunny the vampire.

  17. Miley Cyrus Buttcheeks Daisy Dukes
    fred
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    I’m going to go out on a limb here, but I think Miley has a very high impression of her ass and legs.

  18. Vivica A Fox Side Eye Dakota Fanning Jamie Strachan US Open
    The Pope
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    “Hey Jamie, is that Serena Williams or Juwanna Mann? Hahaha, amirite? Jamie? What is it?”

  19. Andrew Garfield Legs Crossed Smoking Cigarette At Cafe
    fred
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    “No, really. You would be so surprised about how many bright, supportive and like-minded guys I met at the BRONY convention. That’s where i got this great necklace. It’s actually a My Little Pony tail from my favorite pony.”

  20. Sean Connery Walking With Group Of Fat Men
    The Pope
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    The League of Ordinary…men.

  21. Jessica Pare Sunken Cheeks Skinny Pale Skin the 2013 Style Awards And Kick Off Of Mercedes Benz New York Fashion Week
    fred
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    Terminator 8: Rise of the Choppers

  22. Kelly Brook Midriff Tight Sweater
    The Pope
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    “Oh, ‘sweater puppies’! I just got that!”

  23. Vivica A Fox Side Eye Dakota Fanning Jamie Strachan US Open
    mike
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    The expression of every black person who ever accidentally ended up watching tennis, ever.

  24. Sean Connery Walking With Group Of Fat Men
    fred
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    That was awfully nice of Mr. Connery to lend that fat guy his belt so that his shorts wouldn’t fall off. I don’t know why eceryone always says he is mean.

  25. Lisa Rinna Erect Nipples
    mike
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    I like steve tyler’s new hair, it’s classy.

  26. Chaz Bono Weight Loss
    fred
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    Fat, drunk, and with a vagina is no way to go through life, son.

  27. Michael Strahan Hugging Demi Lovato Late Night With Jimmy Fallon
    fred
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    That’s not the first time a large black gentleman has been in that position. I suspect it won’t be the last either.

  28. Jennifer Coolidge Drunk Messy Hair Cleavage Bending Over
    RocketInMyPocket
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    “I just peed myself! LOL”

  29. Christie Brinkley Daughter Sailor Lee Brinkley Cook 2013 Style Awards And Kick Off Of Mercedes Benz New York Fashion Week
    fred
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    “Look everyone-this is the hot one. I told you all that Billy was the problem.”

  30. Lisa Rinna Erect Nipples
    Wrynoceros
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    So are his tits, subtle yet assertive

  31. Nick Nolte White Embroidered Linen Suit Long White Beard Red Face
    fred
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    Sweet man purse-flower print sweat pant combo, bro.

  32. Jessica Pare Sunken Cheeks Skinny Pale Skin the 2013 Style Awards And Kick Off Of Mercedes Benz New York Fashion Week
    crb
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    Might as well face it, she’s addicted to logs.

  33. Joe Manganiello Scarf Three Piece Suit 2013 Style Awards And Kick Off Of Mercedes Benz New York Fashion Week
    fred
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    I especially like how the scarf goes all the way down through the bottom of the vest. It shows he is committed.

  34. Rachel Zoe Emaciated 2013 Style Awards And Kick Off Of Mercedes Benz New York Fashion Week
    fred
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    Rachel Zoe at fashion week showing her new line, Crypt Keeper Chic.

  35. Rihanna Pierced Nipples No Bra See Through Tank Top Teenage Fantasy Hat
    Pilin
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    And where is the parrot?

  36. Kate Upton Cleavage 2013 Style Awards And Kick Off Of Mercedes Benz New York Fashion Week
    crb
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    YOU WANNA WAKE UP NEXT TO THE KING?

  37. Jennifer Love Hewitt No Make Up Pregnant Belly Oversized Shirt
    crb
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    “Operation Dumbo Drop is a go. I repeat, Operation Dumbo Drop is a go.”

  38. Sean Connery Walking With Group Of Fat Men
    Goldfinger
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    “No, Mr Bond, I expect your friend to diet.”

  39. Jessica Pare Sunken Cheeks Skinny Pale Skin the 2013 Style Awards And Kick Off Of Mercedes Benz New York Fashion Week
    Curious
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    “Eh, what’s up doc?”

  40. Rihanna Pierced Nipples No Bra See Through Tank Top Teenage Fantasy Hat
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    Ha ha ha I had to look at he picture 3 times to see what earrings everyone talking about …. just me??

  41. Vivica A Fox Side Eye Dakota Fanning Jamie Strachan US Open
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    yikes.
    has anyone seen dakota fanning since this pic was taken?

  42. William Fichtner Squeezing Nose Crossing Lines Photocall
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    -and this is how you do a “Farmer’s Handkerchief”

  43. Adrienne Bailon Cleavage 2013 Style Awards And Kick Off Of Mercedes Benz New York Fashion Week
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    dentures.

  44. Kelly Brook Midriff Tight Sweater
    JC
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    Oxymoron- ox·y·mo·ron noun
    : a crop top turtleneck sweater.

  45. Al Pacino Driving
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    omg help him- theyre pulling him back in!!!!!!!!!!

  46. Lisa Rinna Erect Nipples
    JC
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    I guess she’s Team Aniston.

  47. Vivica A Fox Side Eye Dakota Fanning Jamie Strachan US Open
    Orthodox Judo
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    This must be the opposite to the “all black people talk during a movie” thing.

  48. Jennifer Love Hewitt No Make Up Pregnant Belly Oversized Shirt
    JC
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    “You said the shinny bag would distract the eye.”
    “We may need a bigger bag.”

  49. Joe Jonas Avoiding Female Fans New York Fashion Week
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    What the hell were any of these people doing at a fashion event?

  50. Al Pacino Driving
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    I wonder what everyone’s problem is with having a chauffeur?

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