The Crap We Missed – Thursday 9.5.13

September 5th, 2013 // 399 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed which, aside from Prince Charles and Richard Grieco obviously, has my favorite pic of all time. Ok, that’s probably an overstatement, but if looks could kill Dakota Fanning would be chained to a pole in Serena Williams‘ enclosure as we speak. We’ve also got Al Pacino looking like he’s in perfect condition to drive and holy shit, Vanessa Angel‘s body got totally Munsoned. “Oh, my little Roy toy. What is it about good sex that makes me have to crap?”

Man, remember when movies were good?

- Photo Boy

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  1. Chaz Bono Weight Loss
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    That dish will be great to keep his wallet, car keys, and penis in.

  2. Rihanna Pierced Nipples No Bra See Through Tank Top Teenage Fantasy Hat
    Ben Dover
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    Can we please move on to another whore?

  3. Vivica A Fox Side Eye Dakota Fanning Jamie Strachan US Open
    Eejut
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    Girl, you did not just say what I think you did….

  4. Natasha Henstridge Dancing
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    After looking everywhere else, eventually you need to check and see if the smell is you.

  5. Christie Brinkley Daughter Sailor Lee Brinkley Cook 2013 Style Awards And Kick Off Of Mercedes Benz New York Fashion Week
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    Christie looks good for 60 years old…but that’s not really a high bar, now is it?

  6. Joe Manganiello Scarf Three Piece Suit 2013 Style Awards And Kick Off Of Mercedes Benz New York Fashion Week
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    Where’s the rest of the Fantastic Four?

  7. Kate Upton Cleavage 2013 Style Awards And Kick Off Of Mercedes Benz New York Fashion Week
    Cock Dr
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    I think she drank a lot of beer over the holiday weekend.
    Corn dogs may also have played a role in her Labor Day celebrations.

  8. Steve Carell Stunt Double Alexander And The Terrible Horrible No Good Very Bad Day Set
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    “I’m glad to be working with you, Mr. Carrel, but I’m wondering, this isn’t a very physical part, what do you need me for?”
    “Two words, Alan. Chest. Waxing.”

  9. Vanessa Angel Old Saggy Skin Legs Short Shorts
    Eejut
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    So I guess you can get sick drinking your own piss.

  10. Jennifer Love Hewitt No Make Up Pregnant Belly Oversized Shirt
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    “What do yo MEAN Disney passed??”

  11. Joe Manganiello Scarf Three Piece Suit 2013 Style Awards And Kick Off Of Mercedes Benz New York Fashion Week
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    Too late, man; they already went with Affleck.

  12. Sean Connery Walking With Group Of Fat Men
    Katie
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    “The name’s Bond. Sea Bond.”

  13. emma watson's Vagina

    Wow. it’s Sept.5th which is Rose McGowan’s birthday. and no pics of her today. the most frequent celeb on the crap we missed page for about two years or so.

  14. Diane Kruger Nipples Legs Short Shorts
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    “No wait, don’t tell me.. You’re either the “Y” or the “C”, right?”

  15. Sean Connery Walking With Group Of Fat Men
    I'mCool
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    “He sent one of ours to the hospital; we sent one of his to the morgue. Now we all just go to the buffet.”

    • CrashHell

      Today our 1st runner-up gets a KCCO T-shirt and a hardback copy of Farrah Abraham’s new book, “There in the Back Again, a Hobo’s Tale”

  16. Vivica A Fox Side Eye Dakota Fanning Jamie Strachan US Open
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    …. and then he got all pissed off because I kept yelling “I’m Rick James bitch”….

  17. Sean Connery Walking With Group Of Fat Men
    Happyfirefly
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    Sean Connery is proud to be the mentor for the Blue team on Biggest Loser this season.

  18. Sean Connery Walking With Group Of Fat Men
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    Does he wear boxers or briefs?
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    Depends.

    I’ll show myself out.

  19. Rihanna Pierced Nipples No Bra See Through Tank Top Teenage Fantasy Hat
    Ronaldo
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    Pierced nipple for everyone to see. Loves attention.

  20. Christie Brinkley Daughter Sailor Lee Brinkley Cook 2013 Style Awards And Kick Off Of Mercedes Benz New York Fashion Week
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    so THIS is the daughter that got the looks

  21. Miley Cyrus Buttcheeks Daisy Dukes
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    Man, DiCaprio’s legs were SMOOTH when he was on Growing Pains.

  22. Sean Connery Walking With Group Of Fat Men
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    The Expendeds.

  23. Vivica A Fox Side Eye Dakota Fanning Jamie Strachan US Open
    CrashHell
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    …crackers…

  24. Jessica Pare Sunken Cheeks Skinny Pale Skin the 2013 Style Awards And Kick Off Of Mercedes Benz New York Fashion Week
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    If I’ve said it once, I’ve said it a hundred times, You’re never suppose to mix the bloodlines of vampires and werebeavers.

  25. Rihanna Pierced Nipples No Bra See Through Tank Top Teenage Fantasy Hat
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    The last time I saw hoops that big, Zod was being condemned to the Phantom Zone.

  26. Jessica Pare Sunken Cheeks Skinny Pale Skin the 2013 Style Awards And Kick Off Of Mercedes Benz New York Fashion Week
    G Addams
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    Cara Mia, such BEAUTY!

  27. Vanessa Angel Old Saggy Skin Legs Short Shorts
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    simultaneously anorexic with cellulite on the front of the thighs.

  28. Rihanna Pierced Nipples No Bra See Through Tank Top Teenage Fantasy Hat
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    I’ve seen Rhianna’s nipples more than I’ve seen my own.

  29. Joe Manganiello Scarf Three Piece Suit 2013 Style Awards And Kick Off Of Mercedes Benz New York Fashion Week
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    Joe Manginajello and “style” appear to have a casual acquaintance with each other.

  30. Sean Connery Walking With Group Of Fat Men
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    “Alright ramblers. Let’s get rambling.”

  31. Rachel Zoe Emaciated 2013 Style Awards And Kick Off Of Mercedes Benz New York Fashion Week
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    It’s a good thing he’s holding her back; as mad as she looks, somebody could get poked!

  32. Sean Connery Walking With Group Of Fat Men
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    The sensation you are feeling is the Thickening.

  33. Steve Carell Stunt Double Alexander And The Terrible Horrible No Good Very Bad Day Set
    I'mCool
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    Stunt double my ass.
    That’s Ron Reagan Jr livin the dream.

  34. Channing Tatum Black Man Hands On Waist Groucho Club
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    “Guide me. My saggy hat is obstructing my view.”

  35. Christie Brinkley Daughter Sailor Lee Brinkley Cook 2013 Style Awards And Kick Off Of Mercedes Benz New York Fashion Week
    donkeylicks
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    You could have at least thrown in her middle name too

  36. Chaz Bono Weight Loss
    Grace
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    No snark from me. He’s looking so much healthier. Good job!

  37. Joe Jonas Avoiding Female Fans New York Fashion Week
    donkeylicks
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    “EWWW, GROSS! It touched my arm while you were taking the picture!”

  38. Andrew Garfield Legs Crossed Smoking Cigarette At Cafe
    I'mCool
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    Matt Stone explains how that one trip through the transporter siphoned off all his hetero. And talent.

  39. Jessica Pare Sunken Cheeks Skinny Pale Skin the 2013 Style Awards And Kick Off Of Mercedes Benz New York Fashion Week
    Beer Baron
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    I got the same wax lips as a kid trick or treating!

  40. Joe Manganiello Scarf Three Piece Suit 2013 Style Awards And Kick Off Of Mercedes Benz New York Fashion Week
    donkeylicks
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    Cool scarf bro.

  41. Christie Brinkley Daughter Sailor Lee Brinkley Cook 2013 Style Awards And Kick Off Of Mercedes Benz New York Fashion Week
    Meshuggah Tits
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    Sailor’s 15, which makes her 3 years younger than the woman with whom her father cheated on her mom. Ew.

  42. Chaz Bono Weight Loss
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    Wow, Jon Hamm he ain’t, ammarrite? Huh?

    Oohhhhhh….

  43. Jennifer Love Hewitt No Make Up Pregnant Belly Oversized Shirt
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    “Siri, where’s my baby’s daddy?”
    *beep* “Planned Parenthood.”

  44. Chaz Bono Weight Loss
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    Looks like Kate Upton found all the weight that Chaz lost.

  45. Natasha Henstridge Dancing
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    SILF

  46. Vivica A Fox Side Eye Dakota Fanning Jamie Strachan US Open
    Radadoon
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    Girl…. you need to get some sun! You are whiter than enriched flour honey child….

  47. Andrew Garfield Legs Crossed Smoking Cigarette At Cafe
    Radadoon
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    And the endoscope was this far up there when the doctor said “there’s a furry little rodent peeking back at me!”

  48. Jennifer Love Hewitt No Make Up Pregnant Belly Oversized Shirt
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    Hello – Alopecia Anonymous?

  49. Vanessa Angel Old Saggy Skin Legs Short Shorts
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    No longer every guy’s type, after getting munsoned in the looks department.

  50. Al Pacino Driving
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    I know it was you, Fredo. You cut my brakes!

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