The Crap We Missed – Thursday 9.5.13

September 5th, 2013 // 399 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed which, aside from Prince Charles and Richard Grieco obviously, has my favorite pic of all time. Ok, that’s probably an overstatement, but if looks could kill Dakota Fanning would be chained to a pole in Serena Williams‘ enclosure as we speak. We’ve also got Al Pacino looking like he’s in perfect condition to drive and holy shit, Vanessa Angel‘s body got totally Munsoned. “Oh, my little Roy toy. What is it about good sex that makes me have to crap?”

Man, remember when movies were good?

- Photo Boy

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  1. Vivica A Fox Side Eye Dakota Fanning Jamie Strachan US Open
    Odbarc
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    When does Dakota’s nude scenes leak?

  2. Sean Connery Walking With Group Of Fat Men
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Jonah Hill hangs out with all the big stars now.

  3. Channing Tatum Black Man Hands On Waist Groucho Club
    Odbarc
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    Black-man is giving him a reach-around?

  4. Rihanna Pierced Nipples No Bra See Through Tank Top Teenage Fantasy Hat
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    OH MY GOD, IT’S RIHANNA’S NIPPLE! Seriously, could we get a Betty White nip slip. just for some variety?

  5. Michael Strahan Hugging Demi Lovato Late Night With Jimmy Fallon
    Odbarc
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    “I gots me a white woman!”
    Tsk, and it was a day before his probation would have worn off.

  6. Jessica Pare Sunken Cheeks Skinny Pale Skin the 2013 Style Awards And Kick Off Of Mercedes Benz New York Fashion Week
    elephantman
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    Yikes!

  7. Vivica A Fox Side Eye Dakota Fanning Jamie Strachan US Open
    broduhjenner
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    um, what is she doing? does vivica realize that’s a human, not a hamburger?

  8. Rachel Zoe Emaciated 2013 Style Awards And Kick Off Of Mercedes Benz New York Fashion Week
    Odbarc
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    Nice skeleton, ma’am.

  9. Vivica A Fox Side Eye Dakota Fanning Jamie Strachan US Open
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    Caucasian watching isn’t very exciting, but it beats F****** tennis.

  10. Andrew Garfield Legs Crossed Smoking Cigarette At Cafe
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    “Also, if they paid attention to SCIENCE, the webs should’ve shot out of my butt!”

  11. Sean Connery Walking With Group Of Fat Men
    broduhjenner
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    well, i’d like to wake up alive. but if you roll over, i’m gonna suffocate.

  12. Jessica Pare Sunken Cheeks Skinny Pale Skin the 2013 Style Awards And Kick Off Of Mercedes Benz New York Fashion Week
    Cock Dr
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    You can always depend on TCWM to deliver us a couple corpses for our viewing pleasure.

  13. Kelly Brook Midriff Tight Sweater
    dontkillthemessenger
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    I’ve always wanted to try Transatlantic stalking.

  14. William Fichtner Squeezing Nose Crossing Lines Photocall
    broduhjenner
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    are we sure it’s not “snorting lines”?

  15. Sean Connery Walking With Group Of Fat Men
    Ripley's Believe It Or Not
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    Someone’s T-Shirt is missing the word ‘Burger’.

  16. Chaz Bono Weight Loss
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Is that what Matthew Broderick calls himself when he’s trying to avoid Horse Face?

  17. Chaz Bono Weight Loss
    broduhjenner
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    woah. looks like jonah hill as jon gosselin.

  18. Michael Strahan Hugging Demi Lovato Late Night With Jimmy Fallon
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Dammit Andre… look what you started!

  19. Jessica Pare Sunken Cheeks Skinny Pale Skin the 2013 Style Awards And Kick Off Of Mercedes Benz New York Fashion Week
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    “Sic gorgiamus allos subjectatos nunc.” We gladly feast on those who would subdue us. Not just pretty words…

  20. Jessica Pare Sunken Cheeks Skinny Pale Skin the 2013 Style Awards And Kick Off Of Mercedes Benz New York Fashion Week
    bob
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    Vladimir, I vont to sock your blod.

  21. Christie Brinkley Daughter Sailor Lee Brinkley Cook 2013 Style Awards And Kick Off Of Mercedes Benz New York Fashion Week
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Alexa Ray is going to spit on her father when she sees this pic.

  22. Kate Upton Cleavage 2013 Style Awards And Kick Off Of Mercedes Benz New York Fashion Week
    bob
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    She’s gonna get fat real soon if she doesn’t watch herself

  23. Jennifer Coolidge Drunk Messy Hair Cleavage Bending Over
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Hey, Al Pacino told you to get the fuck out of the street.

  24. Sean Connery Walking With Group Of Fat Men
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    “Lishen, Ted… You’rre a grreat wingman, but the shirrt’s not worrking, and itsh attracting too many fairriesh.”

  25. Steve Carell Stunt Double Alexander And The Terrible Horrible No Good Very Bad Day Set
    broduhjenner
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    “we’re men! we’re men in tights! always defending the people’s rights. we may look like pansies, but watch what you say or else we’ll punch out your lights!”

  26. Rihanna Pierced Nipples No Bra See Through Tank Top Teenage Fantasy Hat
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    Ah, there it is…what we’ve all been waiting to see. Rihanna wearing giant hoop earrings. It’s not like her nipples are a news item any more.

  27. Vivica A Fox Side Eye Dakota Fanning Jamie Strachan US Open
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    can you pick out the person who has been talking non-stop since the match started?

  28. Kate Upton Cleavage 2013 Style Awards And Kick Off Of Mercedes Benz New York Fashion Week
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    15 years down the road is not going to look like Christie Brinkley.

  29. Nick Nolte White Embroidered Linen Suit Long White Beard Red Face
    Me
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    Is he going back to Jurassic Park?

  30. Michael Strahan Hugging Demi Lovato Late Night With Jimmy Fallon
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    Well, THAT’s a dead giveaway.

  31. Vanessa Angel Old Saggy Skin Legs Short Shorts
    Ripley's Believe It Or Not
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    You’re just the Devil in de-thighs, oh yes you are.

  32. Chaz Bono Weight Loss
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    Gotta give him credit, Chaz is lookin’ better than me these days.

  33. Miley Cyrus Buttcheeks Daisy Dukes
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    I don’t even care enough about her to say how much I don’t care about her.

  34. Chaz Bono Weight Loss
    Bonky
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    Penis… penis….I know it was in here somewhere this morning… Wait… is that it ? No, that’s my car keys…. Where they hell is my penis ?

  35. Nick Nolte White Embroidered Linen Suit Long White Beard Red Face
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Part 5 doesn’t turn out well for Gandalf.

  36. Christie Brinkley Daughter Sailor Lee Brinkley Cook 2013 Style Awards And Kick Off Of Mercedes Benz New York Fashion Week
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    That girl is one hyphenated name away from a law firm.

  37. Adrienne Bailon Cleavage 2013 Style Awards And Kick Off Of Mercedes Benz New York Fashion Week
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    Pretty sure that last name should be Balloon.

  38. Vivica A Fox Side Eye Dakota Fanning Jamie Strachan US Open
    wojr
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    Vivica is 99% sure that she is sitting next to Miley Cyrus & Robin Thicke.

  39. Jennifer Love Hewitt No Make Up Pregnant Belly Oversized Shirt
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    “Siri, where is the nearest In-N-Out?”

  40. Rachel Zoe Emaciated 2013 Style Awards And Kick Off Of Mercedes Benz New York Fashion Week
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    Whoa, what happened to Rachel Zoe?

  41. Rachel Zoe Emaciated 2013 Style Awards And Kick Off Of Mercedes Benz New York Fashion Week
    Doctor_Joystick
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    Jeez, when did she get so fat?

  42. Vanessa Angel Old Saggy Skin Legs Short Shorts
    Jagger
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    “Spies Like Us” was a long time ago.

  43. Al Pacino Driving
    Smapdi
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    Scent of a Bean Burrito

  44. Jessica Pare Sunken Cheeks Skinny Pale Skin the 2013 Style Awards And Kick Off Of Mercedes Benz New York Fashion Week
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    She’s a Voguean Vampire…they feed off the energy of pretentious style trends and Euro Trash fashion. After feeding, she throws it back up.

  45. Vivica A Fox Side Eye Dakota Fanning Jamie Strachan US Open
    farrellthib
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    I pay for these high dollar seats and end up next to loud mouth whites!!

  46. Vanessa Angel Old Saggy Skin Legs Short Shorts
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    That’s what happens when you’re on a gravy train with biscuit wheels.

  47. Natasha Henstridge Dancing
    Echo5
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    I spy with my little eye, Chris Brown up on the counter

  48. Sean Connery Walking With Group Of Fat Men
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    Nothing makes a man look old like an oxford shirt tucked into shorts pulled up too high.

  49. Kelly Brook Midriff Tight Sweater
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    yeah sweetie, they make all of us smile.

  50. Kate Upton Cleavage 2013 Style Awards And Kick Off Of Mercedes Benz New York Fashion Week
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    I’m not sure what that zipper does, but I’m willing to put time into the investigation.

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