The Crap We Missed – Thursday 9.29.16

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Sara Jean Underwood’s butt on a jet ski as well as Sara Jean Underwood’s butt and breasts in a video for Dollar Beard Club below. It’s a pretty great idea, you see, they’re using her butt and breasts to advertise their product, which arguably has nothing to do with butts or breasts, but you’ve already filled your car with razor blades since I started this sentence, so it’s like magic. We’ve also got Jennifer Aniston’s fripples right next to Mickey Rourke’s dick, as well as Ben Affleck staring into existential hell right next to a practically naked Bella Hadid. I don’t know what any of that signifies, but I do know this: Dollar Beard Club is the greatest company in the history of capitalism. *cashes in 401K, buys 10,000 cases of shaving foam*

Watch me take this top off… @dollarbeardclub . . 🎥 by @stevebitanga 💄 by @emilyhachebeauty

A video posted by Sara Underwood (@saraunderwood) on

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