The Crap We Missed – Thursday 9.29.11

September 29th, 2011 // 395 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed brought to you by me, Photo Boy, thanks to the power of heavy rain and the rapidly dissolving infrastructure of Central PA’s power grid. Coincidentally we’ve also got celebs at the mercy of nature’s wrath so long as you count David Hasselhoff‘s recurrent alcoholism and whatever the hell is going on with Lacey Schwimmer‘s thyroid that’s making this happen. Also, Taylor Lautner shows a lucky fan exactly where they hook up the E-meter in Tom Cruise’s shaggin’ wagon while George Lopez and Justin Timberlake get into a little light ass-play. You know, for charity.

I salute the Union Jack in the only way I know how at the end (Erection jokes: count on ‘em.),

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Fame, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. YOU can’t come! Stay here and hope that Octomom picks you up….. or should I say nonamom..

  2. Russell Simmons Meditates Occupy Wall Street
    Manowl
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    In every photo there is a black guy in a wheelchair saying it all with its maimed stump

  3. Taylor Lautner
    tlmck
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    You mean I slept with him and he’s not really famous?

  4. Anderson Cooper Llama
    tlmck
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    Forever confused by his sexuality, Anderson tries something new.

  5. Imogen Thomas Cleavage
    sam hain
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    butterface.

  6. Kirsten Dunst Cleavage See Through Dress
    sam hain
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    Getting ready to earn her next part…

  7. Gwen Stefani Cleavage
    sam hain
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    MILF

  8. Eddie Murphy
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    Goonie goo-goo.

  9. Kate Gosselin Yelling At Kids
    Deva
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    And it’s because of shit like this that we don’t get a new fucking show!!

  10. Kate Gosselin Yelling At Kids
    Deva
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    If shit like this keeps happening they’ll never give us another fucking tv deal!

  11. Anderson Cooper Llama
    dlp
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    Tonight on Anderson Cooper, Sarah Jessica Parker reveals all about her new haircut.

  12. Gwen Stefani Cleavage
    Satan's bitch
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    The celebutrend of ginormous purses and hoof-boot shoes needs to end.

  13. Kate Gosselin Yelling At Kids
    Lee
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    Man, January Jones really is a bitch to children.

    Oh, wait.

  14. Taylor Lautner
    karmichael
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    clonos, the parts horror. Part II

  15. Imogen Thomas Cleavage
    tlmck
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    Kate Gosselin reveals her dramatic new look.

  16. Mike701

    I don’t care how far it is, hold hands and start walking. Mommy and Steve need to talk!

  17. Gerard Butler
    CranAppleSnapple
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    I’d bang that Klaus Kinski dude by the door before I’d ever go near the Butler.

  18. BrandiLye

    That’s sad this chick with her mouth gaping open like a fish is her money shot.

  19. Kirsten Dunst Cleavage See Through Dress
    Steelerchick
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    I think she raided Grandma’s closet.

  20. Hugh Jackman Swimming
    Steelerchick
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    Nice……

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