Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed brought to you by me, Photo Boy, thanks to the power of heavy rain and the rapidly dissolving infrastructure of Central PA’s power grid. Coincidentally we’ve also got celebs at the mercy of nature’s wrath so long as you count David Hasselhoff‘s recurrent alcoholism and whatever the hell is going on with Lacey Schwimmer‘s thyroid that’s making this happen. Also, Taylor Lautner shows a lucky fan exactly where they hook up the E-meter in Tom Cruise’s shaggin’ wagon while George Lopez and Justin Timberlake get into a little light ass-play. You know, for charity.
I salute the Union Jack in the only way I know how at the end (Erection jokes: count on ‘em.),
- Photo Boy
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YOU can’t come! Stay here and hope that Octomom picks you up….. or should I say nonamom..
In every photo there is a black guy in a wheelchair saying it all with its maimed stump
You mean I slept with him and he’s not really famous?
Forever confused by his sexuality, Anderson tries something new.
butterface.
Getting ready to earn her next part…
MILF
Goonie goo-goo.
And it’s because of shit like this that we don’t get a new fucking show!!
If shit like this keeps happening they’ll never give us another fucking tv deal!
Tonight on Anderson Cooper, Sarah Jessica Parker reveals all about her new haircut.
The celebutrend of ginormous purses and hoof-boot shoes needs to end.
Man, January Jones really is a bitch to children.
Oh, wait.
clonos, the parts horror. Part II
Kate Gosselin reveals her dramatic new look.
I don’t care how far it is, hold hands and start walking. Mommy and Steve need to talk!
I’d bang that Klaus Kinski dude by the door before I’d ever go near the Butler.
That’s sad this chick with her mouth gaping open like a fish is her money shot.
I think she raided Grandma’s closet.
Nice……