The Crap We Missed – Thursday 9.29.11

September 29th, 2011 // 395 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed brought to you by me, Photo Boy, thanks to the power of heavy rain and the rapidly dissolving infrastructure of Central PA’s power grid. Coincidentally we’ve also got celebs at the mercy of nature’s wrath so long as you count David Hasselhoff‘s recurrent alcoholism and whatever the hell is going on with Lacey Schwimmer‘s thyroid that’s making this happen. Also, Taylor Lautner shows a lucky fan exactly where they hook up the E-meter in Tom Cruise’s shaggin’ wagon while George Lopez and Justin Timberlake get into a little light ass-play. You know, for charity.

I salute the Union Jack in the only way I know how at the end (Erection jokes: count on ‘em.),

- Photo Boy

Click Here To Start The Gallery

Photo: Fame, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

superficial

  1. Anderson Cooper Llama
    Getting my roughs off
    Commented on this photo:

    Why Taylor Lautner taking photographs with people who acts like a toddler at the sight of a bowl of spinach is beyond me.

  2. Nancy Grace
    Venom
    Commented on this photo:

    I wish someone would just walk up to her and punch her dead in the face.
    I would just laugh incessantly.

  3. Russell Simmons Meditates Occupy Wall Street
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
    Commented on this photo:

    With a bit of leverage they could turn that in to a crowd.

  4. Russell Simmons Meditates Occupy Wall Street
    Venom
    Commented on this photo:

    This dude is such a piece of shit loser.
    Talks all the bullshit about being spiritual, but then curses like a sailor, dates a different woman every week, never any of his own race mind you, and always vapid useless models, and then uses his scam credit card to ripoff his own people.

    He is utter garbage.

  5. Gerard Butler
    swearin
    Commented on this photo:

    “it’s not an open bar? Ewww”

  6. Hugh Jackman Swimming
    Elle
    Commented on this photo:

    He even swims gay

  7. Kate Gosselin Yelling At Kids
    pdan
    Commented on this photo:

    “The fuck part of ‘venti half-caf soy with extra foam’ don’t you understand, Jessica?!?”

  8. Nancy Grace
    your mom
    Commented on this photo:

    Does she ever NOT look like a PMS rampage?

  9. Lacey Schwimmer No Pants
    Commented on this photo:

    She be looking like Nancy Grace now (except with a messed up eye).

  10. Eddie Murphy
    Joe
    Commented on this photo:

    “You’ve got a dick, right?”

  11. George Lopez Justin Timberlake Ass Grab
    SteveG
    Commented on this photo:

    Massaging celebrity assholes: The George Lopez Show.

  12. Taylor Lautner
    pdan
    Commented on this photo:

    “Alright, one…two…”

    “Surprise reacharound!!!”

    *click*

  13. Michael Douglas Hot Dog
    Joe
    Commented on this photo:

    The reports of my death are greatly exaggerated.

  14. Elizabeth Hurley Cleavage
    Venom
    Commented on this photo:

    If I make a donation, do I get to check her breasts for cancer?

  15. Lacey Schwimmer No Pants
    little turtlehead
    Commented on this photo:

    Damn I’d bang her walls with 4 inch raging Hard on!!!!!

  16. Kate Gosselin Yelling At Kids
    viasacra
    Commented on this photo:

    Alexander Skarsgard is in the van isn’t he.

  17. Hugh Jackman Swimming
    pdan
    Commented on this photo:

    Beats the hell out of a bidet.

  18. Taylor Lautner
    dontkillthemessenger
    Commented on this photo:

    If he wasn’t gay before, he sure is now… Sarah Jessica Parker has a French love child?

  19. David Hasselhoff Water Bottle
    dontkillthemessenger
    Commented on this photo:

    Where’s his trusty squeegee?

  20. Michael Douglas Hot Dog
    Tad Bit Tipsy
    Commented on this photo:

    “This hotdog is like the market, kid.” Gecco retorted, “If your going to take a bite, make sure you get it all the way down your throat.”

  21. Eddie Murphy
    dontkillthemessenger
    Commented on this photo:

    2 dicks, 2 cups.

  22. Anderson Cooper Llama
    Tad Bit Tipsy
    Commented on this photo:

    In the end, the Llama was more entertaining…

  23. David Berkowitz

    “Why is Mommy upset? Why is Mommy upset?, Mommy doesn’t have a new tv show!! Mommy might have to work with the little people , sweating and grovelling for just a few dollars a day !Mommy won’t be able to take you to Disneyland any more …. Mommy needs a new TV show so Mommy can have her nails done twice a day … Lovely massages and beauty treatments …

  24. Minka Kelly Butt Tight Jeans Charlies Angels
    dontkillthemessenger
    Commented on this photo:

    Well, this picture changes everything. Isn’t she inviting someone (perhaps me or a member of the stage crew) to slap that ass right there? That’s how I see it.

  25. Kate Gosselin Yelling At Kids
    Commented on this photo:

    “Wait out here kids, mommy’s having a very important *business meeting* with some men from that street corner over there… AND KEEP IT DOWN OUT HERE OR YOU’LL BE MAKING YOUR OWN NIKES!”

  26. Russell Simmons Meditates Occupy Wall Street
    dontkillthemessenger
    Commented on this photo:

    Nothing says screw Wall Street like a rich dude who’d put a logo on slices of cheese if he could.

  27. Hugh Jackman Swimming
    dontkillthemessenger
    Commented on this photo:

    This solves that great mystery… ballet still looks gay even if you’re nearly submerged in water.

  28. Taylor Lautner
    Commented on this photo:

    So Kristen Stewart graduated from pot to meth & looks like she’s really into that vampire thing too, who knew it wasn’t all just an act?!

  29. Robert Downey Jr
    Commented on this photo:

    “Hmmmm, coke you say?”

  30. Nancy Grace
    wtf
    Commented on this photo:

    she scares the living hell out of me.

  31. Anderson Cooper Llama
    celebutard
    Commented on this photo:

    What’s the discernible difference between Anderson Cooper and a llama? The llama spits.

  32. Anderson Cooper Llama
    kimmykimkim
    Commented on this photo:

    Khloe doesn’t look that bad when she skips her weekly waxing. In fact, she’s quite cuddly.

  33. Gwen Stefani Cleavage
    Tad Bit Tipsy
    Commented on this photo:

    She’s like one long vocal chord with nipples.

  34. Robert Downey Jr
    Commented on this photo:

    “You can call me whatever you like, George Clooney.. Robert… Alan Cummings.. whatever you like.” *wink*

  35. Imogen Thomas Cleavage
    kimmykimkim
    Commented on this photo:

    She shouldn’t speak. Ever.

  36. George Lopez Justin Timberlake Ass Grab
    Derek
    Commented on this photo:

    So who isn’t Justin fucking?

  37. Hugh Jackman Swimming
    adolf hitler
    Commented on this photo:

    his wifes ugly. he is definitely closet gay.

  38. Gerard Butler
    Commented on this photo:

    “You expected me to wash my hair AND wear a suit? Fuck you.”

  39. Taylor Lautner
    a powers
    Commented on this photo:

    that face could stop a clock

  40. Taylor Lautner
    Minky Wail
    Commented on this photo:

    I’m guessing she has more hair in her armpits than he has on his entire body.

  41. David Hasselhoff Water Bottle
    kris
    Commented on this photo:

    “performing” what exactly? anyone?

  42. Kate Gosselin Yelling At Kids
    Commented on this photo:

    8 kids and a raging bitch…she’s that “keeper” your mom was always telling you about.

  43. Lacey Schwimmer No Pants
    Commented on this photo:

    so I’m guessing she dumpster feeds from whatever lipo clinic Kirsty Alley goes to?

  44. Anderson Cooper Llama
    The Pope
    Commented on this photo:

    Just another Wednesday night for Anderson Cooper.

  45. George Lopez Justin Timberlake Ass Grab
    Commented on this photo:

    Longest…tournament…name…ever

  46. Minka Kelly Butt Tight Jeans Charlies Angels
    Commented on this photo:

    “Am I getting fat? Nope, 3rd rib is still a perfect xylophone E flat”

  47. Michael Douglas Hot Dog
    Commented on this photo:

    I’m still alive bitches!

  48. Nancy Grace
    Commented on this photo:

    …and in the third place, stop fucking calling me “Tit Mom”!

  49. Anderson Cooper Llama
    Commented on this photo:

    Dammit! Billy Graham was right! Let them get married and there’s no end to what they’ll want next!

  50. Anderson Cooper Llama
    JPC
    Commented on this photo:

    So Anderson Cooper and Taylor Lautner are dating now?

Leave A Comment