Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed brought to you by me, Photo Boy, thanks to the power of heavy rain and the rapidly dissolving infrastructure of Central PA’s power grid. Coincidentally we’ve also got celebs at the mercy of nature’s wrath so long as you count David Hasselhoff‘s recurrent alcoholism and whatever the hell is going on with Lacey Schwimmer‘s thyroid that’s making this happen. Also, Taylor Lautner shows a lucky fan exactly where they hook up the E-meter in Tom Cruise’s shaggin’ wagon while George Lopez and Justin Timberlake get into a little light ass-play. You know, for charity.
I salute the Union Jack in the only way I know how at the end (Erection jokes: count on ‘em.),
- Photo Boy
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Why Taylor Lautner taking photographs with people who acts like a toddler at the sight of a bowl of spinach is beyond me.
I wish someone would just walk up to her and punch her dead in the face.
I would just laugh incessantly.
With a bit of leverage they could turn that in to a crowd.
This dude is such a piece of shit loser.
Talks all the bullshit about being spiritual, but then curses like a sailor, dates a different woman every week, never any of his own race mind you, and always vapid useless models, and then uses his scam credit card to ripoff his own people.
He is utter garbage.
>He is utter garbage.
At best. Hypocritical piece of filth.
Sounds like you want his life. Hater.
“it’s not an open bar? Ewww”
He even swims gay
“The fuck part of ‘venti half-caf soy with extra foam’ don’t you understand, Jessica?!?”
lol
Does she ever NOT look like a PMS rampage?
She be looking like Nancy Grace now (except with a messed up eye).
She said that wasn’t a nipple.
“You’ve got a dick, right?”
Massaging celebrity assholes: The George Lopez Show.
“Alright, one…two…”
“Surprise reacharound!!!”
*click*
The reports of my death are greatly exaggerated.
If I make a donation, do I get to check her breasts for cancer?
Damn I’d bang her walls with 4 inch raging Hard on!!!!!
Alexander Skarsgard is in the van isn’t he.
Beats the hell out of a bidet.
If he wasn’t gay before, he sure is now… Sarah Jessica Parker has a French love child?
Where’s his trusty squeegee?
“This hotdog is like the market, kid.” Gecco retorted, “If your going to take a bite, make sure you get it all the way down your throat.”
2 dicks, 2 cups.
In the end, the Llama was more entertaining…
“Why is Mommy upset? Why is Mommy upset?, Mommy doesn’t have a new tv show!! Mommy might have to work with the little people , sweating and grovelling for just a few dollars a day !Mommy won’t be able to take you to Disneyland any more …. Mommy needs a new TV show so Mommy can have her nails done twice a day … Lovely massages and beauty treatments …
Well, this picture changes everything. Isn’t she inviting someone (perhaps me or a member of the stage crew) to slap that ass right there? That’s how I see it.
“Wait out here kids, mommy’s having a very important *business meeting* with some men from that street corner over there… AND KEEP IT DOWN OUT HERE OR YOU’LL BE MAKING YOUR OWN NIKES!”
Nothing says screw Wall Street like a rich dude who’d put a logo on slices of cheese if he could.
+1
This solves that great mystery… ballet still looks gay even if you’re nearly submerged in water.
So Kristen Stewart graduated from pot to meth & looks like she’s really into that vampire thing too, who knew it wasn’t all just an act?!
“Hmmmm, coke you say?”
she scares the living hell out of me.
What’s the discernible difference between Anderson Cooper and a llama? The llama spits.
Nice!
Khloe doesn’t look that bad when she skips her weekly waxing. In fact, she’s quite cuddly.
She’s like one long vocal chord with nipples.
“You can call me whatever you like, George Clooney.. Robert… Alan Cummings.. whatever you like.” *wink*
She shouldn’t speak. Ever.
So who isn’t Justin fucking?
his wifes ugly. he is definitely closet gay.
“You expected me to wash my hair AND wear a suit? Fuck you.”
that face could stop a clock
I’m guessing she has more hair in her armpits than he has on his entire body.
“performing” what exactly? anyone?
Took the words right out of my mouth! Get out of my head, you little rascal!
8 kids and a raging bitch…she’s that “keeper” your mom was always telling you about.
Excellent.
so I’m guessing she dumpster feeds from whatever lipo clinic Kirsty Alley goes to?
Just another Wednesday night for Anderson Cooper.
Longest…tournament…name…ever
It would be a little shorter if Photo Boy spelled “Shriners” right.
Also, when did Vegas drop the “Las”?
after the divorce, Vegas went back to its maiden name.
“Am I getting fat? Nope, 3rd rib is still a perfect xylophone E flat”
I’m still alive bitches!
…and in the third place, stop fucking calling me “Tit Mom”!
Perfect.
ha ha ha!!! Good one.
Dammit! Billy Graham was right! Let them get married and there’s no end to what they’ll want next!
So Anderson Cooper and Taylor Lautner are dating now?