Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed brought to you by me, Photo Boy, thanks to the power of heavy rain and the rapidly dissolving infrastructure of Central PA’s power grid. Coincidentally we’ve also got celebs at the mercy of nature’s wrath so long as you count David Hasselhoff‘s recurrent alcoholism and whatever the hell is going on with Lacey Schwimmer‘s thyroid that’s making this happen. Also, Taylor Lautner shows a lucky fan exactly where they hook up the E-meter in Tom Cruise’s shaggin’ wagon while George Lopez and Justin Timberlake get into a little light ass-play. You know, for charity.
I salute the Union Jack in the only way I know how at the end (Erection jokes: count on ‘em.),
- Photo Boy