The Crap We Missed – Thursday 9.29.11

September 29th, 2011 // 395 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed brought to you by me, Photo Boy, thanks to the power of heavy rain and the rapidly dissolving infrastructure of Central PA’s power grid. Coincidentally we’ve also got celebs at the mercy of nature’s wrath so long as you count David Hasselhoff‘s recurrent alcoholism and whatever the hell is going on with Lacey Schwimmer‘s thyroid that’s making this happen. Also, Taylor Lautner shows a lucky fan exactly where they hook up the E-meter in Tom Cruise’s shaggin’ wagon while George Lopez and Justin Timberlake get into a little light ass-play. You know, for charity.

I salute the Union Jack in the only way I know how at the end (Erection jokes: count on ‘em.),

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Fame, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Kate Gosselin Yelling At Kids
    Commented on this photo:

    Where’s the Audi?

    • JC

      She makes the kids carry it home. Gas isn’t cheap. Luckily, there’s 8 of them and it’s not a very big car.

  2. George Lopez Justin Timberlake Ass Grab
    it had to be said
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    Oh George. You are so funny. No wonder you have a sitcom and a talk sho . . . oh, right.

  3. Kendra Wilkinson Cleavage Ab Cuts
    Kissinger
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    I hope she swallows the whole thing.

  4. David Hasselhoff Water Bottle
    it had to be said
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    Clue number one that it was water and not vodka in that bottle: Hoff is is not consuming it.

  5. Anderson Cooper Llama
    Jill
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    Huh, and I always thought he was gay.

  6. Elizabeth Hurley Cleavage
    Jill_Ess
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    This woman does not age!!

  7. Taylor Lautner
    it had to be said
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    “We were supposed to use a condom?”

  8. Lacey Schwimmer No Pants
    Commented on this photo:

    Who says you can’t transfer fat from osmosis?

  9. Lacey Schwimmer No Pants
    it had to be said
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    Is she superimposed in that picture? Why would someone do that?

  10. Anderson Cooper Llama
    arnieblackblack
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    Who brought the funny lookin’ thing with the long neck that likes to be ridden bare-back by South Americanos?

    Llama – F**k knows. He was here when I arrived

    B-dum-dum-tsh!!!

  11. Kate Gosselin Yelling At Kids
    it had to be said
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    Hey kids. Here’s a hint. Catch Children of the Corn on Netflix. Live it. Kill her.

  12. Anderson Cooper Llama
    arnieblackblack
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    Jinx – Jill

  13. David Hasselhoff Water Bottle
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    “What’s this 80 proof shit? I said 120, dammit!”

  14. Mr Obvious

    I said “go live with your dad in the box if you want to give me lip.”

    • EricLr

      It’s was YOUR fault the show got cancelled. Mommy told you to be cuter and attract higher ratings, but oh no, you just couldn’t obey could you? Now mommy is going to get cancer and die! Are you happy with yourself?!?!? Are you?!?!?

  15. Robert Downey Jr
    Jill
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    He’s gone from Downey Dapper to Draper Dapper.

  16. Michael Douglas Hot Dog
    it had to be said
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    “It’s a haggis dog. Wanna bite?”

  17. Minka Kelly Butt Tight Jeans Charlies Angels
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    God, I would love to smack her ass.

  18. Nancy Grace
    it had to be said
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    “The third thing is that my nipple does NOT look like a damned pepperoni.”

  19. Taylor Lautner
    JC
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    “He haz–how you say?–put ze little werewolf in my brown cave, non?”

  20. Russell Simmons Meditates Occupy Wall Street
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    “Occupy Wall STREET? Shit, I thought it was Occupy Wal MART.”

  21. Imogen Thomas Cleavage
    arnieblackblack
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    She’s has more gigs (Giggs) in her than the 02 arena.

    B-Dum-Dum-Tsh

  22. Anderson Cooper Llama
    it had to be said
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    Anderson Cooper is so rich and famous he screws llamas instead of sheep. Suck it.

  23. Imogen Thomas Cleavage
    it had to be said
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    Crop it right above the Rolling Stones necklace and we’re in business.

  24. Nancy Grace
    JC
    Commented on this photo:

    “People wouldn’t be so obsessed with staring my nipple if they weren’t trying to avoid looking at my rancid face!”

  25. Russell Simmons Meditates Occupy Wall Street
    arnieblackblack
    Commented on this photo:

    Stephen Hawking looks different. Has he been on holiday or summink?

  26. David Hasselhoff Water Bottle
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    “And this is what it looks like when they shoot in on your face but keep your mouth open. You get used to the taste if you gargle with peroxide for a week.”

  27. George Lopez Justin Timberlake Ass Grab
    Lynx
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    He just trying to take his wallet.

  28. Gerard Butler
    it had to be said
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    “Oh, shit. We’re going in there?”

  29. Lacey Schwimmer No Pants
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    I think the wolf is supposed to scare Off Khloe Kardashian in case she gets too close to that giant sack of McNuggets.

  30. David Hasselhoff Water Bottle
    Frank The Duck
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    David Hasselhof seen swallowing a massive aspirin to try and ward off his hangover while standing on the podium and spraying water at the crowd after the Dom Perignon drinking contest…

  31. Kirsten Dunst Cleavage See Through Dress
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    I swear she shops at Goodwill. She probably smells like an old attic and mothballs.

  32. David Hasselhoff Water Bottle
    Cock Dr
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    It makes perfect sense that the Irish would lap this kind of entertainment right up.

  33. Kirsten Dunst Cleavage See Through Dress
    EmmaWatson's Vagina
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    pretty vampire , walking down the street.

  34. George Lopez Justin Timberlake Ass Grab
    Frank The Duck
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    George Lopez stealing Timberlake’s wallet because he is paid so little,,,

  35. Hugh Jackman Swimming
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    Splashing on Cologne.

    Fosters, Australian for Beer.

  36. Nancy Grace
    Frank The Duck
    Commented on this photo:

    No, I said two Burritos Grande, four Chimichangas and a Diet Coke. Why can’t you people understand English…

  37. Eddie Murphy
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Check for hickies on the feet.

  38. Robert Downey Jr
    Anthony
    Commented on this photo:

    That’s possibly the smuggest smirk I’ve ever seen. Definitely a challenge to George Clooney

  39. Anderson Cooper Llama
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    Cute couple. The matching hairdos say it all….

  40. Michael Douglas Hot Dog
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    After you’ve recovered from a cancer scare I guess anything tastes good.

  41. Kendra Wilkinson Cleavage Ab Cuts
    Frank The Duck
    Commented on this photo:

    “Of course I can get this in my mouth!”

  42. Anderson Cooper Llama
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Who’s the bottom in this couple?

  43. Russell Simmons Meditates Occupy Wall Street
    Ryna
    Commented on this photo:

    He’s not meditating, he’s adding up all of the money he’s made off of investing in the stock market.

  44. Eddie Murphy
    Commented on this photo:

    guess that means she has a dick

  45. Eddie Murphy
    fattymcgee
    Commented on this photo:

    “Wait a minute, you mean to tell me you’re ACTUALLY a woman? Pass.”

  46. Kate Gosselin Yelling At Kids
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    “I am not taking any of you little bastards home unless you go get me a new show.”

  47. George Lopez Justin Timberlake Ass Grab
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    In the whooole!!!

  48. Kate Gosselin Yelling At Kids
    dontlooknow
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    What a bitch.

  49. Lacey Schwimmer No Pants
    amanda
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    oh no! she ate courage wolf!

  50. George Lopez Justin Timberlake Ass Grab
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    Tickle your ass with a feather?

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