Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed brought to you by me, Photo Boy, thanks to the power of heavy rain and the rapidly dissolving infrastructure of Central PA’s power grid. Coincidentally we’ve also got celebs at the mercy of nature’s wrath so long as you count David Hasselhoff‘s recurrent alcoholism and whatever the hell is going on with Lacey Schwimmer‘s thyroid that’s making this happen. Also, Taylor Lautner shows a lucky fan exactly where they hook up the E-meter in Tom Cruise’s shaggin’ wagon while George Lopez and Justin Timberlake get into a little light ass-play. You know, for charity.
I salute the Union Jack in the only way I know how at the end (Erection jokes: count on ‘em.),
- Photo Boy
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Where’s the Audi?
She makes the kids carry it home. Gas isn’t cheap. Luckily, there’s 8 of them and it’s not a very big car.
Oh George. You are so funny. No wonder you have a sitcom and a talk sho . . . oh, right.
I hope she swallows the whole thing.
of course she swallows
Clue number one that it was water and not vodka in that bottle: Hoff is is not consuming it.
Huh, and I always thought he was gay.
He is. That’s a male llama.
This woman does not age!!
She’s slowly sucking the life force out of Warnie like one of those Yoohoo drink boxes.
“We were supposed to use a condom?”
Who says you can’t transfer fat from osmosis?
whatever jessica simpson has, she done caught it
It’s that old “I’m a size 4″ disease! Sorry honey, if you were a size 4, you would look a lot smaller than Chaz, who is pretty huge.
She’s going full Duran Duran on us – hungry like a wolf.
Is she superimposed in that picture? Why would someone do that?
Who brought the funny lookin’ thing with the long neck that likes to be ridden bare-back by South Americanos?
Llama – F**k knows. He was here when I arrived
B-dum-dum-tsh!!!
heheheh! That’s exactly how I would spell the drum noise!
Hey kids. Here’s a hint. Catch Children of the Corn on Netflix. Live it. Kill her.
Jinx – Jill
“What’s this 80 proof shit? I said 120, dammit!”
I said “go live with your dad in the box if you want to give me lip.”
It’s was YOUR fault the show got cancelled. Mommy told you to be cuter and attract higher ratings, but oh no, you just couldn’t obey could you? Now mommy is going to get cancer and die! Are you happy with yourself?!?!? Are you?!?!?
He’s gone from Downey Dapper to Draper Dapper.
“It’s a haggis dog. Wanna bite?”
God, I would love to smack her ass.
“The third thing is that my nipple does NOT look like a damned pepperoni.”
“He haz–how you say?–put ze little werewolf in my brown cave, non?”
Best. Comment. Ever. I will think of it often as I twirl an imaginary handlebar moustache.
“Occupy Wall STREET? Shit, I thought it was Occupy Wal MART.”
HAHA +1 Look at that crew, SHEESH!!
She’s has more gigs (Giggs) in her than the 02 arena.
B-Dum-Dum-Tsh
Ta dah !! Good one.
Anderson Cooper is so rich and famous he screws llamas instead of sheep. Suck it.
+1
awesome
nice.
And not just any type of llama. It’s probably an Angora purebred with papers and a fancy name.
“Reginald”
Crop it right above the Rolling Stones necklace and we’re in business.
“People wouldn’t be so obsessed with staring my nipple if they weren’t trying to avoid looking at my rancid face!”
LOL. Rancid. Classic.
Stephen Hawking looks different. Has he been on holiday or summink?
“And this is what it looks like when they shoot in on your face but keep your mouth open. You get used to the taste if you gargle with peroxide for a week.”
He just trying to take his wallet.
“Oh, shit. We’re going in there?”
I think the wolf is supposed to scare Off Khloe Kardashian in case she gets too close to that giant sack of McNuggets.
David Hasselhof seen swallowing a massive aspirin to try and ward off his hangover while standing on the podium and spraying water at the crowd after the Dom Perignon drinking contest…
I swear she shops at Goodwill. She probably smells like an old attic and mothballs.
+1
It makes perfect sense that the Irish would lap this kind of entertainment right up.
I actually think the danger factor here is a diet high in cabbage, since the Germans love him. Lay off the slaw and you’ll be fine.
Throw water in our faces while you’re in your undershirt, sure, but please, please, for the love of all that is holy, don’t let a black chick run around topless in our fields.
haha nice, TM
OOPS meant TF
pretty vampire , walking down the street.
George Lopez stealing Timberlake’s wallet because he is paid so little,,,
Splashing on Cologne.
Fosters, Australian for Beer.
heh heh You couldn’t actually sell Fosters IN Australia, though. Blech.
No, I said two Burritos Grande, four Chimichangas and a Diet Coke. Why can’t you people understand English…
Check for hickies on the feet.
That’s possibly the smuggest smirk I’ve ever seen. Definitely a challenge to George Clooney
He’s a better actor than Clooney too.
And better looking.
Cute couple. The matching hairdos say it all….
After you’ve recovered from a cancer scare I guess anything tastes good.
“Of course I can get this in my mouth!”
Who’s the bottom in this couple?
He’s not meditating, he’s adding up all of the money he’s made off of investing in the stock market.
that’s what I was thinking.
guess that means she has a dick
“Wait a minute, you mean to tell me you’re ACTUALLY a woman? Pass.”
“GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE!”
“I am not taking any of you little bastards home unless you go get me a new show.”
+1
In the whooole!!!
What a bitch.
She’s creating memories.
Those poor children. :(
Hahah! I have a sister in law who often says that very thing, and she also has a pile of miserable kids! Wow. That’s eerie.
oh no! she ate courage wolf!
Tickle your ass with a feather?