The Crap We Missed – Thursday 9.26.13

September 26th, 2013 // 379 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed which you’ll notice is bookended by Ali Lee, because she’s never been featured on the site and for that, we apologize and shall repent. *puts on Farrah Superstar: Back Door Teen Mom, forces eyelids open* We’ve also got Wilmer Valderrama answering the question “How many years too old is 19?”, Gordon Ramsay suggesting a portion size for Rob Kardashian, and Estella Warren taking her meds. The trick is you just mash it up in their food and hope they don’t notice.

Hey Chelsea Handler, you know that awkward moment when you touch someone who maybe wasn’t expecting it and sort of thinks you’re a crazy, talentless drunk? No clue what I mean? Ok then, no reason, nevermind,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Christina Milian Cleavage Baggage Claim Premiere
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    Wow… who knew full grown midgest could be so hot?

  2. Christina Milian Cleavage Baggage Claim Premiere
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    MIDGETS! Gall-darned, it!! MIDGETSSSSSS!!!!

    It wasn’t gonna to make it to the final cut anyway, was it?

  3. Goldie Hawn The Hawn Foundation MinduUP Program Celebration ESPACE
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    “Just when you thought it was safe to go back into the theatre… Jowls!”

  4. Khloe Kardashian Cleavage Open Jacket
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    This end scene from every episode of The Incredible Hulk always made me sad as a kid.

  5. Christopher Walken Carrying Plastic Bag
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    “I got a fever …. a fever for more scotch”

  6. January Jones Son Xander
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    “Must resist urge to hit child …..again !”

  7. Wilmer Valderrama Clinton Global Initiative Meeting
    Sandman71
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    Hey Wilmer, how long did your career last?

  8. Ali Lee Swimsuit
    billbo baggins
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    if you want a chick that is more muscular than you and is built like a dude, i think it’s time to admit you’re gay. She’s from the “I’m hot therefore I’m a recording artist” club.

    • If you’re older than 12 and this chick is more muscular and built than you, then we’ll presume on that basis alone that you’re gay.

      • Mike Walker

        This. She’s not that muscular at all, except in a couple of the weight room pics which have probably been shopped to accentuate any muscularity.

    • guest

      wt-huh? there is absolutely nothing wrong with this woman.

  9. Jamie Foxx Stroking Goatee Annie Set
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    Daddy Welfarebucks

  10. Wilmer Valderrama Clinton Global Initiative Meeting
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    “So, really, how many butt cracks does Jennifer Love Hewitt really have?”

  11. Ireland Baldwin Yoga Pose Short Shorts Instagram
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    I always thought Wilma Flintstone was just a cartoon character?

  12. Jennifer Nicole Lee Butt Flash Upskirt
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    she sure puts the assy in classy.

  13. Peter Dinklage Erica Schmidt
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    I am sorry, but he is just so freakin’ hot!

  14. Sandra Bullock Chelsea Handler Awkward Hug Chinese Theater Hand And Footprint Ceremony
    tom
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    Sandra Bullock is flatter than a pancake.

  15. Val Kilmer Double Chin Derpface 23rd Annual Simply Shakespeare Benefit Reading
    Ron Burgundy
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    Ughhh! Too much fruit today!

  16. Farrah Abraham Butt Lingerie Sex Toy Promotional Materials
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    Why does it seem like the distance between her chin and the top of her head (CT) is the same as the distance between her shoulders and her butt crack (SB)?
    Last I checked, CT < SB in a normal female.

  17. Gordon Ramsay Holding Tiny Cupcake Fox Masterchef Junior Guinness World Records Official Attempt For The Worlds Largest Cupcake
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    The before picture, once he let’s loose with his mouth all that hot air and ego will inflate the cupcake to the size of a small moon, a small moon that can destroy a planet.

  18. Farrah Abraham Butt Lingerie Sex Toy Promotional Materials
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    At least when they sell this one, it will be 100% accurate about being life like looking at that image.

  19. Estella Warren Being Spoonfed Ice Cream
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    Come now, a woman this refined gets her foreplay protein on a spoon before the games begin.

  20. Jimmy Fallon Dancing With Michael J Fox Late Night
    appleblump
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    a new sex toy line! so why the long face? … oh.

  21. Farrah Abraham Butt Lingerie Sex Toy Promotional Materials
    appleblumpkin
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    a new sex toy line! so why the long face? … oh.

  22. Goldie Hawn The Hawn Foundation MinduUP Program Celebration ESPACE
    Andie
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    It’s Timmy and he’s in the well!

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