The Crap We Missed – Thursday 9.26.13

September 26th, 2013 // 379 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed which you’ll notice is bookended by Ali Lee, because she’s never been featured on the site and for that, we apologize and shall repent. *puts on Farrah Superstar: Back Door Teen Mom, forces eyelids open* We’ve also got Wilmer Valderrama answering the question “How many years too old is 19?”, Gordon Ramsay suggesting a portion size for Rob Kardashian, and Estella Warren taking her meds. The trick is you just mash it up in their food and hope they don’t notice.

Hey Chelsea Handler, you know that awkward moment when you touch someone who maybe wasn’t expecting it and sort of thinks you’re a crazy, talentless drunk? No clue what I mean? Ok then, no reason, nevermind,

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  1. Gordon Ramsay Holding Tiny Cupcake Fox Masterchef Junior Guinness World Records Official Attempt For The Worlds Largest Cupcake
    broduhjenner
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    I’ve heard cupcake creation is directly correlated to penis size.

  2. Val Kilmer Double Chin Derpface 23rd Annual Simply Shakespeare Benefit Reading
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    “I’ll be your derp berry.”

  3. Peter Dinklage Erica Schmidt
    EricLR
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    …And that was the second-best day of my life, second only to the day I finally escaped from the nightmare of Willy Wonka’s factory of course.

  4. January Jones Son Xander
    George P Burdell
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    I advise you to stop that. Your father kissed me once and you don’t see him around do you.

  5. Farrah Abraham Butt Lingerie Sex Toy Promotional Materials
    broduhjenner
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    shouldn’t it read “bottomco sales presents”?

  6. Kayla Collins Claire Sinclair Eating Pinks Hot Dogs
    EricLR
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    I don’t want to put anything in my mouth that Pink has touched.

  7. Lance Armstrong Crotch Bulge Bike Shorts 100th Milan San Remo Classic Cycling Race
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    He’s filling out the order form for the PEDs.

  8. Wilmer Valderrama Clinton Global Initiative Meeting
    EricLR
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    How many high schools have you snuck into today?

  9. Khloe Kardashian Cleavage Open Jacket
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    Why is she walking towards the giant white penis?

  10. Katherine Webb Cleavage Eating Burger Carls Jr Commercial
    EricLR
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    They should put an average Carl’s Jr. customer in that same dress and make you watch THEM eat a fucking burger.

  11. January Jones Son Xander
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    Hopefully their souls don’t match.

  12. Val Kilmer Double Chin Derpface 23rd Annual Simply Shakespeare Benefit Reading
    EricLR
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    He turned into Beau Bridges so slowly that none of us really even noticed…until it was too late.

  13. Louis Gossett Jr Celebrity Reading Of Surviving Grace To Benefit Alzheimer
    EricLR
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    Look, this is going to sound weird, but Mr. Gossett has a very specific form of dementia. You’re going to need to address him as “Mr. Mandela” throughout the interview, or he WILL attack you at some point.”

  14. Katherine Webb Cleavage Eating Burger Carls Jr Commercial
    Cock Dr
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    Not seen: the big bucket full of spit out burger bits.

  15. Lance Armstrong Crotch Bulge Bike Shorts 100th Milan San Remo Classic Cycling Race
    EricLR
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    I’m pretty sure he lied about the cancer too. The fact that he’s still showing his face at races PROVES that he’s still got plenty of balls!

  16. Goldie Hawn The Hawn Foundation MinduUP Program Celebration ESPACE
    EricLR
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    Two weeks.

  17. Gordon Ramsay Holding Tiny Cupcake Fox Masterchef Junior Guinness World Records Official Attempt For The Worlds Largest Cupcake
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    It isn’t a small cupcake; it’s just that Gordon’s ego has been photographed at actual size.

  18. Ireland Baldwin Yoga Pose Short Shorts Instagram
    EricLR
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    She’s being held afloat by the air in her head.

  19. Khloe Kardashian Cleavage Open Jacket
    EricLR
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    It’s sad to see a sweet kid like that join up with one of the gangs in West Side Story.

  20. Blythe Danner Sarah Jessica Parker Tongue Out Meet And Greet Manhattan Theatre Club Production Of The Commons Of Pensacola
    The Pope
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    They still put peanut butter on her gums to get her to talk.

  21. Lance Armstrong Crotch Bulge Bike Shorts 100th Milan San Remo Classic Cycling Race
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    This was a photo I did not need to see.

  22. Blythe Danner Sarah Jessica Parker Tongue Out Meet And Greet Manhattan Theatre Club Production Of The Commons Of Pensacola
    EricLR
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    I gotta hand it to her Blythe Danner. It was pretty clever to bring an apple.

  23. Christina Milian Cleavage Baggage Claim Premiere
    Cock Dr
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    Meow!

  24. January Jones Son Xander
    EricLR
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    Oh jesus, it licked my damned hand again.

  25. Blythe Danner Sarah Jessica Parker Tongue Out Meet And Greet Manhattan Theatre Club Production Of The Commons Of Pensacola
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    Am I doing it right? This is how Miley does it, right??

  26. Kayla Collins Claire Sinclair Eating Pinks Hot Dogs
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    You know the kinds of things that can fall into an industrial sausage press? Not excluding rodent hairs and bug excrement?

  27. Ireland Baldwin Yoga Pose Short Shorts Instagram
    Bob
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    Ah, the one-legged Asian Cowgirl. This chick is good.

  28. Ali Lee Swimsuit
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    Holy shit!!!!

    New crush

  29. January Jones Son Xander
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    *breathes into hand* “You little shit, it does not smell like infidelity.”

  30. Peter Dinklage Erica Schmidt
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    “Utah! Make it two!”

  31. Jamie Foxx Stroking Goatee Annie Set
    cc
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    Hmmm, when I looked in the mirror this morning something didn’t seem right.

  32. Ali Lee Swimsuit
    Bonky
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    Upcoming tour of what ?

  33. Lance Armstrong Crotch Bulge Bike Shorts 100th Milan San Remo Classic Cycling Race
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    Cyclists are such losers

  34. Goldie Hawn The Hawn Foundation MinduUP Program Celebration ESPACE
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    “I CAN SKIP A MISSION IN GTA 5 AFTER 3 ATTEMPTS??”

  35. Khloe Kardashian Cleavage Open Jacket
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    Hey Khloe, everybody called, they want everything back.

  36. Jennifer Nicole Lee Butt Flash Upskirt
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    She acts like such a prude on her instagram page. She posts all these PG rated shots on it and pictures of her chicken salad, then acts like a total whore in front of planted paparazzi.

    I called her out on it on one of the pics and she deleted my comment. Bitch.

  37. Val Kilmer Double Chin Derpface 23rd Annual Simply Shakespeare Benefit Reading
    cc
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    Didn’t someone else already play Truman Capote?

  38. Ali Lee Swimsuit
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    Im buying what she selling.

  39. Wilmer Valderrama Clinton Global Initiative Meeting
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    How many more minutes in your 15 minutes of fame?

  40. Katherine Webb Cleavage Eating Burger Carls Jr Commercial
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    If she can handle Johnny Football’s tight spirals, she can handle anything.

  41. Louis Gossett Jr Celebrity Reading Of Surviving Grace To Benefit Alzheimer
    cc
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    He wanted to do the vulcan sign, but he forgot what it looked like.

  42. Farrah Abraham Butt Lingerie Sex Toy Promotional Materials
    Elle
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    That butt is just…ew

  43. Lance Armstrong Crotch Bulge Bike Shorts 100th Milan San Remo Classic Cycling Race
    cc
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    He’s trying to redeem himself by doing a clinical trial for Neuticles.

  44. Goldie Hawn The Hawn Foundation MinduUP Program Celebration ESPACE
    cc
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    Is it legal to angle for bullfrogs?

  45. Kelly Brook Cleavage Instagram
    Elle
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    Hahahhahah I Was thinking the samo thing!!!!

  46. Jimmy Fallon Dancing With Michael J Fox Late Night
    Echo5
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    Damn Fallon, I didn’t know they stacked shit that high

  47. Ireland Baldwin Yoga Pose Short Shorts Instagram
    Little Tongue
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    Is she really trying to “self-foot-fuck”? Did someone advise her that it is not possible?

  48. Ireland Baldwin Yoga Pose Short Shorts Instagram
    cc
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    I wish she’d fall forward onto my dick.

  49. Khloe Kardashian Cleavage Open Jacket
    cc
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    The police officer looks utterly baffled, as well he should.

  50. Jennifer Nicole Lee Butt Flash Upskirt
    cc
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    It’s a new olympic event, the pantiless pussy toss.

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