The Crap We Missed – Thursday 9.26.13

September 26th, 2013 // 379 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed which you’ll notice is bookended by Ali Lee, because she’s never been featured on the site and for that, we apologize and shall repent. *puts on Farrah Superstar: Back Door Teen Mom, forces eyelids open* We’ve also got Wilmer Valderrama answering the question “How many years too old is 19?”, Gordon Ramsay suggesting a portion size for Rob Kardashian, and Estella Warren taking her meds. The trick is you just mash it up in their food and hope they don’t notice.

Hey Chelsea Handler, you know that awkward moment when you touch someone who maybe wasn’t expecting it and sort of thinks you’re a crazy, talentless drunk? No clue what I mean? Ok then, no reason, nevermind,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Kayla Collins Claire Sinclair Eating Pinks Hot Dogs
    Inner Retard
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    We’re gonna pretend you’re the New York Knicks!

  2. Wilmer Valderrama Clinton Global Initiative Meeting
    anonymous
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    “How many jobs have you had since That 70′s Show ended?”

  3. Farrah Abraham Butt Lingerie Sex Toy Promotional Materials
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    I wonder if she’ll shill a line of “A2M mouthwash”?

  4. Gordon Ramsay Holding Tiny Cupcake Fox Masterchef Junior Guinness World Records Official Attempt For The Worlds Largest Cupcake
    EricLR
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    Ladies and Gentleman, we have successfully created the World’s Largest Tiny Cupcake!!!

  5. January Jones Son Xander
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    “Let’s play our favorite counting game today. Can you guess how many fucks I give about your crying?”

  6. Jamie Foxx Stroking Goatee Annie Set
    kravdan
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    Holy crap, does his hairline start at the back of his head?

  7. Peter Dinklage Erica Schmidt
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    Sigh…they grow up so fast. Well, not Peter.

  8. Estella Warren Being Spoonfed Ice Cream
    cc
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    How dumb is she? She swallowed her coke.

  9. Sandra Bullock Chelsea Handler Awkward Hug Chinese Theater Hand And Footprint Ceremony
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    “I call this ‘arms abimbo’.”

  10. Lance Armstrong Crotch Bulge Bike Shorts 100th Milan San Remo Classic Cycling Race
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    “Here, let me show you how to hack into the mainframe and alter your finish time.”

  11. Kelly Brook Cleavage Instagram
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    Instagram: Giving a place for models to repost their professional photos since 2010

  12. Val Kilmer Double Chin Derpface 23rd Annual Simply Shakespeare Benefit Reading
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    let’s guess which word beginning with “F” he’s about to say. I’ll go first. “Frankfurter”.

  13. Louis Gossett Jr Celebrity Reading Of Surviving Grace To Benefit Alzheimer
    kravdan
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    How many gerbils did Gere put in his ass?

  14. Christina Milian Cleavage Baggage Claim Premiere
    kravdan
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    Fun Baggage Claim!

  15. Goldie Hawn The Hawn Foundation MinduUP Program Celebration ESPACE
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    This is what she and Brooke Shields look like when they are communicating telepathically.

  16. Katherine Webb Cleavage Eating Burger Carls Jr Commercial
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    If I can drive up to Carl’s Jr and buy anything that looks remotely like that burger, I’ll suck a dick. and I don’t even like dicks.

  17. Wilmer Valderrama Clinton Global Initiative Meeting
    JW
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    How many lick does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop?

  18. Paula Patton Cleavage See Through Lace Dress Baggage Claim Premiere
    May Johner
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    What rhymes with hug me?

  19. Val Kilmer Double Chin Derpface 23rd Annual Simply Shakespeare Benefit Reading
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    For the love of god, SOMEONE pull the man’s finger!

  20. Goldie Hawn The Hawn Foundation MinduUP Program Celebration ESPACE
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    Give her a carrot. She also loves sugar cubes. Don’t be scared.

  21. Farrah Abraham Butt Lingerie Sex Toy Promotional Materials
    EricLR
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    Now I can finally own a mold of the hole that her cash cow fell out of!!

  22. Louis Gossett Jr Celebrity Reading Of Surviving Grace To Benefit Alzheimer
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    Nice pajamas…get him an old timey sleeping cap and he could be Blackenezer Scrooge.

  23. Ireland Baldwin Yoga Pose Short Shorts Instagram
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    I call this move the “Downward Thoughtless little Pig”.

  24. Ireland Baldwin Yoga Pose Short Shorts Instagram
    I'mCool
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    Looks like she’s standing on a shadow penis coming out the tip of a larger shadow penis.

    This a Rorschach test, right? Did I pass?

  25. Peter Dinklage Erica Schmidt
    cc
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    Looks like she’s discovered Starbucks secret to profitability…give people a cup of something that’s 90% ice.

  26. Lance Armstrong Crotch Bulge Bike Shorts 100th Milan San Remo Classic Cycling Race
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    It was a pretty low class joke to stuff a soccer ball in his shorts.

  27. Khloe Kardashian Cleavage Open Jacket
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    Holy Khrap!

    Let’s blow the whale up with dynamite! KABOOM!

  28. Jimmy Fallon Dancing With Michael J Fox Late Night
    EricLR
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    He’s been fading in every photograph since 1998.

  29. Farrah Abraham Butt Lingerie Sex Toy Promotional Materials
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    Now you can play with her camel face and her camel toe. Lucky world.

  30. Ireland Baldwin Yoga Pose Short Shorts Instagram
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    If this were an episode of “Jackass”, Bam Margera would come flying into frame kicking her in the head.

    Let’s make that happen.

  31. Jennifer Nicole Lee Butt Flash Upskirt
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    okay, cameras ready? Ready? Can I twirl now? on the count of three….1,2,whore!

  32. Jimmy Fallon Dancing With Michael J Fox Late Night
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    Harlem shake?

  33. Kayla Collins Claire Sinclair Eating Pinks Hot Dogs
    cc
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    I’m due for a romp with non-waif like girl like the one on the right. In fact, I’ve been due for about a decade now.

  34. Sandra Bullock Chelsea Handler Awkward Hug Chinese Theater Hand And Footprint Ceremony
    EricLR
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    Chelsea Handler has become a favorite accessory of late for every Hollywood bimbo who wants someone even sluttier than themselves to look down on.

  35. Blythe Danner Sarah Jessica Parker Tongue Out Meet And Greet Manhattan Theatre Club Production Of The Commons Of Pensacola
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    after a four martini lunch, she remembers that sticking your tongue out is all the rage with the young folk.

  36. Christopher Walken Carrying Plastic Bag
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    Christopher “Barely” Walken.

  37. Jennifer Nicole Lee Butt Flash Upskirt
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    Totally accidental, the wind caught her skirt…and her bags.

  38. Blythe Danner Sarah Jessica Parker Tongue Out Meet And Greet Manhattan Theatre Club Production Of The Commons Of Pensacola
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    ask me how I know Blythe Danner tastes like suger…go ahead, ask me!

  39. Christopher Walken Carrying Plastic Bag
    EricLR
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    Some poor paparazzo is about to get a watch shoved up his ass.

  40. Ali Lee Swimsuit
    mamamia
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    Who??

  41. Peter Dinklage Erica Schmidt
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    Oh my god, so tiny! He should have gotten a grande.

  42. Jimmy Fallon Dancing With Michael J Fox Late Night
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    I can’t say anything smart assed or snarky here. MJF is such a sweet man.

  43. Kayla Collins Claire Sinclair Eating Pinks Hot Dogs
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    I’d rather eat the hot dogs.

  44. Blythe Danner Sarah Jessica Parker Tongue Out Meet And Greet Manhattan Theatre Club Production Of The Commons Of Pensacola
    kravdan
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    Oh Sarah, quit horsing around.

  45. Jimmy Fallon Dancing With Michael J Fox Late Night
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    Thought it was Peter Dinklage for a second there.

  46. Estella Warren Being Spoonfed Ice Cream
    EricLR
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    …And for our celebrity clients with addiction issues, the Chateau Marmont now provides a feeding service along with our usual discretion in body disposal.

  47. Peter Dinklage Erica Schmidt
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    Thought that was Michael J. Fox there for a second.

  48. Lance Armstrong Crotch Bulge Bike Shorts 100th Milan San Remo Classic Cycling Race
    AD
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    Bogus photo. Milan-San Remo 2013 was held March 16 and Armstrong did not ride.

  49. Wilmer Valderrama Clinton Global Initiative Meeting
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    “Wilmer, what time does your shift at Star Bucks start?”

  50. Peter Dinklage Erica Schmidt
    Cock Dr
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    Is he a ginger!?! That head of hair looks very ginger-ish to me.

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