The Crap We Missed – Thursday 9.26.13

September 26th, 2013 // 379 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed which you’ll notice is bookended by Ali Lee, because she’s never been featured on the site and for that, we apologize and shall repent. *puts on Farrah Superstar: Back Door Teen Mom, forces eyelids open* We’ve also got Wilmer Valderrama answering the question “How many years too old is 19?”, Gordon Ramsay suggesting a portion size for Rob Kardashian, and Estella Warren taking her meds. The trick is you just mash it up in their food and hope they don’t notice.

Hey Chelsea Handler, you know that awkward moment when you touch someone who maybe wasn’t expecting it and sort of thinks you’re a crazy, talentless drunk? No clue what I mean? Ok then, no reason, nevermind,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Christopher Walken Carrying Plastic Bag
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    The way he’s walking, you’d swear that watch is still up his ass.

  2. Val Kilmer Double Chin Derpface 23rd Annual Simply Shakespeare Benefit Reading
    ruckus
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    “You don’t invite me over for coffee… you don’t even think to call me Godfather.”

  3. Wilmer Valderrama Clinton Global Initiative Meeting
    joe
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    Hey shitbag, how many girls did you start on cocaine today?

  4. Ireland Baldwin Yoga Pose Short Shorts Instagram
    joe
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    Not seen: the stick up her ass supporting her.

  5. Louis Gossett Jr Celebrity Reading Of Surviving Grace To Benefit Alzheimer
    Tiggles
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    “Live long and props.”

  6. Christopher Walken Carrying Plastic Bag
    LLBL
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    Don’t you mean the way he’s Walken?

  7. Farrah Abraham Butt Lingerie Sex Toy Promotional Materials
    cc
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    So what’s the line in Vegas on when her daughter commits her first felony?

  8. Gordon Ramsay Holding Tiny Cupcake Fox Masterchef Junior Guinness World Records Official Attempt For The Worlds Largest Cupcake
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    When you get to be an A list star like Peter Dinklage, you have to get creative with your luxuries….
    For example, being hand fed by Gordon Ramsay

  9. Lance Armstrong Crotch Bulge Bike Shorts 100th Milan San Remo Classic Cycling Race
    Frank Burns
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    It takes a lot of ball to enter a race after his scandals.

  10. Gordon Ramsay Holding Tiny Cupcake Fox Masterchef Junior Guinness World Records Official Attempt For The Worlds Largest Cupcake
    cc
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    Ah, so the reason he is so bitter is because he’s a hunchback.

  11. Farrah Abraham Butt Lingerie Sex Toy Promotional Materials
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    A rope cutting down the middle of a hallway… That’s all that comes to mind here…

  12. Ali Lee Swimsuit
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    I try to be cool, but DAMN. So hot. phew.

  13. Ali Lee Swimsuit
    Frank Burns
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    I don’t know what she’s promoting, but I’ll take 50.

  14. Peter Dinklage Erica Schmidt
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    “Hey dad! Hey dad! Let’s race to that light post!”
    “NO! You cheat!”

  15. Peter Dinklage Erica Schmidt
    LLBL
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    This makes single motherhood look not so bad.

  16. Val Kilmer Double Chin Derpface 23rd Annual Simply Shakespeare Benefit Reading
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    On the one hand, I’d love to meet him and discuss some of his old movies…
    On the other hand, I am terrified he would make this face…

  17. Ali Lee Swimsuit
    cc
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    Just post naked…it’s not like we are gentlemen here.

  18. Katherine Webb Cleavage Eating Burger Carls Jr Commercial
    joe
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    That should be Brent Musberger’s shriveled dick.

  19. Jimmy Fallon Dancing With Michael J Fox Late Night
    cc
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    Hold still!

  20. Lance Armstrong Crotch Bulge Bike Shorts 100th Milan San Remo Classic Cycling Race
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    Do you think he ever got a prosthetic?
    You know.. to even things out?

  21. Sandra Bullock Chelsea Handler Awkward Hug Chinese Theater Hand And Footprint Ceremony
    cc
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    Whoa Chelsea must have the worst penis breath.

  22. Gordon Ramsay Holding Tiny Cupcake Fox Masterchef Junior Guinness World Records Official Attempt For The Worlds Largest Cupcake
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    That is the shittiest world’s largest cupcake I’ve ever seen.

  23. Kayla Collins Claire Sinclair Eating Pinks Hot Dogs
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    As neither their fresh, drug-addled corpses nor their Chicago-style hot dogs ended up being “dragged through the garden,” it was a pleasantly surprising night in Vegas.

  24. Christopher Walken Carrying Plastic Bag
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    More cowbell!

  25. Blythe Danner Sarah Jessica Parker Tongue Out Meet And Greet Manhattan Theatre Club Production Of The Commons Of Pensacola
    LLBL
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    Aaah…looking so filly-ish.

  26. Katherine Webb Cleavage Eating Burger Carls Jr Commercial
    henry hill
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    She really knows how to shove that meat in her mouth. I’m in love.

  27. Gordon Ramsay Holding Tiny Cupcake Fox Masterchef Junior Guinness World Records Official Attempt For The Worlds Largest Cupcake
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    after many hours of deliberation, the judge panel returned a verdict: It was not indeed the world’s largest cupcake. It was however, in the hands of the largest douche.

  28. Katherine Webb Cleavage Eating Burger Carls Jr Commercial
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    I’ll provide the Special Sauce for those two all-beef patties.

  29. Jennifer Nicole Lee Butt Flash Upskirt
    Sheppy
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    And she had NO idea that twirling around in that dress might reveal her butt. No idea at all.

  30. Val Kilmer Double Chin Derpface 23rd Annual Simply Shakespeare Benefit Reading
    henry hill
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    He’s preparing for the remake of “The Island of Dr. Moreau,” which he was already in, but this time he’ll play Marlon’s character.

  31. January Jones Son Xander
    LLBL
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    “It’s starting to dress like me. Is it supposed to do that??”

  32. Paula Patton Cleavage See Through Lace Dress Baggage Claim Premiere
    henry hill
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    She can handle my baggage anytime.

  33. Blythe Danner Sarah Jessica Parker Tongue Out Meet And Greet Manhattan Theatre Club Production Of The Commons Of Pensacola
    TooCoo
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    not shown, the actual carrot dangling from a string, traditionally used to lead your mount in lieu of reins.

  34. Louis Gossett Jr Celebrity Reading Of Surviving Grace To Benefit Alzheimer
    henry hill
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    CHAPPIE!

  35. Farrah Abraham Butt Lingerie Sex Toy Promotional Materials
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    i thought it was the photo accompanying her Fulbright Scholarship submission.

  36. Katherine Webb Cleavage Eating Burger Carls Jr Commercial
    bewbs
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    That’s some insane photoshopping. Her waist is like as big as her arm.

  37. Christopher Walken Carrying Plastic Bag
    cc
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    He tidied himself up for the occasion.

  38. Jamie Foxx Stroking Goatee Annie Set
    Joe
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    Lego head

  39. Christopher Walken Carrying Plastic Bag
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    he’s such a class act that the only way he’d be photographed outside the Shiteau Marmont is on his way home with groceries.

  40. Christopher Walken Carrying Plastic Bag
    Inner Retard
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    I’ve seen you paparazzi masturbate and… you’re good!

  41. Farrah Abraham Butt Lingerie Sex Toy Promotional Materials
    Cock Dr
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    Whenever I see her image I must fight the nausea.

  42. Christopher Walken Carrying Plastic Bag
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    He gets his coke to go?

  43. Estella Warren Being Spoonfed Ice Cream
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    She gets her coke spoon-fed to her, nice.

  44. Wilmer Valderrama Clinton Global Initiative Meeting
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    “4 years old, they can’t be any older than 4 years old”

  45. Katherine Webb Cleavage Eating Burger Carls Jr Commercial
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    I love this woman.

  46. Farrah Abraham Butt Lingerie Sex Toy Promotional Materials
    fondue
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    Wow, she looks hot! It’s amazing what photoshop can do these days…

  47. Christina Milian Cleavage Baggage Claim Premiere
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    Damn, just damn.

  48. Ali Lee Swimsuit
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    she should get that mole looked at.

  49. Gordon Ramsay Holding Tiny Cupcake Fox Masterchef Junior Guinness World Records Official Attempt For The Worlds Largest Cupcake
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    I don’t think Gordon took “worlds largest cupcake” seriously.

  50. Blythe Danner Sarah Jessica Parker Tongue Out Meet And Greet Manhattan Theatre Club Production Of The Commons Of Pensacola
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    …Aaaaaaand Blythe’s hotter.

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