superficial

  1. KV

    Ohh Tyra, I really really like you, but what’s up with the excessive makeup and the tacky outfit ???? Been a little bit to much in Jersey lately ?? C’mon you would trash the girls in ANTM if they show up looking like that on panel.

  2. Fletch

    Hasn’t she be pushing this book for a few years now?

  3. Bine & Bas

    …fuck, this chick will sell anything.

  4. JC

    Because I hate myself, I went to Amazon to check this out. It’s a young adult novel about a girl named Tookie De La Creme who has “untamable hair” and “a large forehead” but still wants to go to a magic place called Modelland on the top of a mountain. And no, I didn’t make any of that up. It seems like the usual mix of insane ego and stupidity that you would expect from Tyra.

  5. Hugh Gentry

    nice perky nips

    • diego

      Apparently her right nip is a little more excited about the book than her left one

      • It’s a left-brain/right-brain thing. Her emotional right-brain, located in her right tit, is orgasmically excited that she could write. The logical/analytical left-brain, in her left tit, realized that she had written a total piece of crap and was hiding in embarrassment.

  6. The Pope

    “Read my book….’Mode 11 and”. I don’t even know what that means, but buy it!”

  7. Bob

    She’s a psycho for sure…both those are still pretty damn perky.

  8. Easy on the eyes from the neck down, Halloween-esque from the neck up.

  9. Erika

    all things aside…
    why is there a vagina in her armpit????

  10. Kat

    She looks flat-out batshit crazy here.

  11. tlmck

    Her eyes say: “I’m not crazy and neither am I”.

  12. Dave Mustaine

    Could having “The Eye of Horus” on the cover be more obvious?

  13. Beefarino

    Still prime motorboat real estate.

  14. hmna

    “Trya” Banks, Fish? Or should I blame that on Photo Boy?

  15. Tuppy

    This is a woman who seriously needs an editor, because there’s a whole lotta crazy goin’ on…

  16. lola

    she has a crazy look in her eyes

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