Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed, which I’m going to warn you contains devil magic. That dress was forged in hellfire and I’ll fight anyone who says otherwise. We’ve also got Brooke Mueller recounting how she scored her last fix, Anne Hathaway and I disagreeing that nobody should see this, Judd Nelson miraculously not on the no-fly list, and finally, Internet, meet Joe Massingill, Joe Massingill, meet The Internet.
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Trouble with the curve maybe. But she didn’t have any trouble making me straight.
Mine curves to the left a little.
Tom Cruise’s Scientology powers finally gave him the ability to turn invisible.
Bartender, get that man a vinegar and water.
She is one of the hottest women in Hollywood.
But her name is Morena not Monica
Definitely.
Prince Charles then brandished the Royal Imperial Beating Stick, as is the British tradition when dealing with African natives…
*Morena* Baccarin.
That’s her sister. This is Monica.
Wrong. :)
As far as I have been able to find, there is no such person as Monica Baccarin.
Save us Xena!
Hurry, walk this way!
YOU WIN!
So they ARE making another Austin Powers movie!
Ssshhh…don’t mention the stroke.
It’s Lady Gaga and I don’t care what you call her.
Your crack bag, ma’am.
Doesnt look stoned at all!
“Dump this for me will you? It’s full of puke.”
best comment of the day
LIKE! What’s with the faulty like buttons?? They’re always hit or miss!
I noticed that too,,,,sometimes they are grayed out and you cant click them
If you sign up you get pretty purple letters for your name and no greying-out. :)
What a douche!
…see how I did that?
Demi: Thanks for holding my purse, Ashton!
Valet: Ma’am, I’m not Ashton Kutcher. I just work here.
Demi: I love you too, sweetheart!
Wardrobe consultant maybe?
At least she’s had the decency to cover that awful haircut.
You just have to look at my shoes! They are sooo cute. I got them at this adorable little shop off Melrose. Their selection is not the best but my God, Pablo makes the best mocha lattes.
Classy belt. And dress. And pose… Ah what the hell, skank!
Massingill douiche.
Is she about to feed him in this pic?
He and Dave are gonna have a “Gap Off”
It’th called a “diathtema.”
you sure that isnt Megan Fox?
“Quicktrim… Not always effective on asses”
See, I told my D&D group that wookies have kids!
Grieco…man…you totally out-griecod yourself this time.
Quick, Marty, to the Delorean!
1.21 GIGAWATTS!
“Stop asking me about ‘The Hobbit!’”
OMG I almost stepped on that crack an we all know I only like one type of crack.
Nom nom nom nom!
“So then Kristin cheated on him with this director…and….and, give me a moment, this is emotional for me…..”
Now *there’s* someone having trouble with the curves.
She nailed the retarded hippie look.
She manages to look wholesome while wearing a dress cut down to her naval. That’s amazing.
Yeah, it’s, like,… not trashy looking. It’s… daring! But not trashy looking…
Thanks Miranda.
I think I saw her in an issue of Big ‘Uns.
Sing Crazy Train!…with autotune.
lmfao!
Apparently she uses Johnny Depp’s stylist/dealer
“Excuse me! Can you all move to the center of my vision? Can’t see any of you past this ridiculous fucking hat!”
Glad her hair isn’t short and white anymore, it really looked terrible.
Looks like a weather reporter on location standing in 100 mph wind and it’s starting to blow her clothes off.
Largest importer of used bed sheets and I never knew it…
More like Mel-D’s
Finishing a 2-hour explanation of how his love of theater made him not bathe today.
“No, my hat has no comment at this time!”
Hat… I thought it was a giant mushroom .
The mini skirt line from the Kim Kardashian collection.
“Back up! Back up! I need to get a running start to take off.”
“I told you to hail a taxi while I was in the bathroom! Where the hell’s the taxi? And when are you gonna get a job?”
Dammit, Kim Kardashian, Pippa Middleton! There’s got to be a happy medium!
We went from “Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego” to “How fucking high is Carmen Sandiego”