The Crap We Missed – Thursday 9.20.12

September 20th, 2012 // 578 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed, which I’m going to warn you contains devil magic. That dress was forged in hellfire and I’ll fight anyone who says otherwise. We’ve also got Brooke Mueller recounting how she scored her last fix, Anne Hathaway and I disagreeing that nobody should see this, Judd Nelson miraculously not on the no-fly list, and finally, Internet, meet Joe Massingill, Joe Massingill, meet The Internet.

You will not enjoy this,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Kelly Osbourne Man Jaw Forever Crazy
    journalschism
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    Sean Penn promoting “This Is The Place.”

  2. Demi Moore Skinny
    BB
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    Haggard comes to mind…

  3. Prince Charles Camilla Duchess of Cornwall African Drummers
    savedatwins
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    he he he. no camille, this isn’t one of the one’s I own but I hope too!

  4. Steven Tyler Socks And Sandals
    savedatwins
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    She’s not in a hurry. She just likes the way her hair feels when it’s flying in the wind.

  5. Monica Baccarin Side Boob Trouble With The Curve Premiere
    YTBOY
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    This is the most beautiful woman I’ve seen in a long while!!!!!!!!!!

  6. Steven Tyler Socks And Sandals
    mbcl
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    “brother can you spare a dime bag ?”

  7. Justin Timberlake Trouble With The Curve Premiere
    Wheres my hat ?
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    Chamone motherfucker !

  8. Al Pacino Glengarry Glen Ross Broadway Photocall
    SexJihaad9/11
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    “I’m out here EVERY FUKIN’ DAY”

  9. Anne Hathaway Cameltoe Yoga Pants
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    So fucking sexy. She’s good in everything I see her in.

  10. Khloe Kardashian Bindie Cleavage Mason Disick
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    That child is the future of douchebagerry.

  11. Alicia Silverstone Bear Blu Gods Behaving Badly Set
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    She’s a clueless motherfucker.

  12. Pippa Middleton Butt Tight Jeans
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    What is the appeal of this woman’s non-existent ass? There’s nothing there.

  13. Bobby Cannavale Glengarry Glen Ross Broadway
    Bouncy Castle
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    God, I miss Third Watch.

  14. Al Pacino Glengarry Glen Ross Broadway Photocall
    marlo miceli
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    ive had ‘other’ plans for his fair…but…whatev-

  15. Carly Rae Jepsen Butt Legs Leather Minidress
    LG
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    It’s hard to look right,
    At you baby!

  16. Al Pacino Glengarry Glen Ross Broadway Photocall
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    “I sell Real Estate. What do you do?”

  17. Alicia Silverstone Bear Blu Gods Behaving Badly Set
    celebutard
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    “Hurry up and finish this turkey burger so we can go watch French cartoons with Apple and Moses.”

  18. Steven Tyler Socks And Sandals
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    “My cart! It’s got all my stuff! Where’s my cart! And my dog!”

  19. Brooke Mueller Hippie Clothes
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    And it turns out the winner for “Worst Photoshop Face Paste” is real.

  20. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Tight Dress Quick Trim Event
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    Remember, my son. The Devil can take pleasing forms. Especially three-quarters profile or so.

  21. Al Pacino Glengarry Glen Ross Broadway Photocall
    Kneel Before Zod
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    Is that a tuxedo jacket?

  22. Matthew Lillard Trouble With The Curve Premiere
    Tidbit
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    Wha..? um…errr…NO I’ve never kissed Paris Hilton!……..uh,..why do you ask?

  23. Michael Strahan
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    I thought Beetlejuice from the Howard Stern Show died?

  24. Richard Grieco Hat Sunglasses WOW Emmy Gifting Suite
    Tidbit
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    They allow Grieco to gifting suites as a charity write off for the homeless unemployed.

  25. Brooke Mueller Hippie Clothes
    Craptard
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    Looks like Little Feather just found out we fucked her people out of the whole goddamned continent!

  26. Steven Tyler Socks And Sandals
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    damn, that osteoporosis is a bitch! look at how all his old clothes are too big on him now.

  27. Al Pacino Glengarry Glen Ross Broadway Photocall
    Mr. Fu
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    I love Al. One of the greatest actors of all time. But why does he insist on looking like a homeless Sicilian grandmother?

  28. Claudia Romani Butt Bikini
    neo
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    When you’re drowning in pussy, you can always swim to the butt.

  29. Claudia Romani Butt Bikini
    Ass Fetish Hitler
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    NEIN!! Das ist nicht eine poopenapparatus!

  30. Bobby Cannavale Glengarry Glen Ross Broadway
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    he’s making the arm signal we used to do in grade school when you wanted to taunt someone by calling them a homo.

  31. Justin Timberlake Trouble With The Curve Premiere
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    “Dammit! Would someone please curb Snookie next time?”

  32. Al Pacino Glengarry Glen Ross Broadway Photocall
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    “…because crew necks are for people who give a fuck, that’s why”

  33. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Tight Dress Quick Trim Event
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    Maybe I don’t understand marketing…but when you’re selling a diet product, do you really want a chick famous for having an enormous ass shilling for you?

  34. Jude Law Scruffy Beard
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    so…suits come in denim now? The future is truly an amazing and douchey time to live in.

  35. Lucy Mecklenburgh Cleavage UK Lingerie Awards
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    Anyone else completely get completely ruined on these dresses by Jennifer Love Hewitt? I see a hot chick in one and my only thought is “oh, she must be really fat”.

  36. Demi Moore Skinny
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    “Bring this back to me…filled with the head of the Kutcher”

  37. Michael Strahan
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    Did Mike Tyson finally get that awful tattoo removed, or am I just a racist?

  38. Anne Hathaway Cameltoe Yoga Pants
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    Zoom tool, don’t fail me now!…and failed.

  39. Joe Massingill Trouble With The Curve Premiere
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    Seems like if your name is Massingill, you’d go out of your way to NOT look like a douche.

  40. Judd Nelson Shaggy Hair Goatee Yellow Glasses
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    Looks like it’s been quite a while since the last banner year at the old Bender family

  41. Alicia Silverstone Bear Blu Gods Behaving Badly Set
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    “WAH…WAH…WAH!! How do YOU like it!”

  42. Richard Grieco Hat Sunglasses WOW Emmy Gifting Suite
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    “I’m telling you, I was the one who left ’21 Jumpstreet’ because I had prospects! I don’t know what happened!”

  43. Justin Timberlake Trouble With The Curve Premiere
    Jonesy
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    I’m on tha green carpet and i do a little dance like this, whooo! Step to the left girl, you’re my treble clef girl, whoo! I said, step to the left girl…………HEY, FUCK! YOU’RE NOT JASON STATHAM!

  44. Georgina Leahy Deepthroating Snake UK Lingerie Awards
    Ruth
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    Yeah, it does look like you’ve impacted your molar. Got a bit of plaque here too.

  45. Justin Timberlake Trouble With The Curve Premiere
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    ♫ ♪ “One-two-three, little kick, one-two-three, a little dip, then one-two-three, look down and to the left…c’mon, people, work with me, work with me…” ♫ ♪

  46. Mel B Bra See Through Shirt
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    All in all, a very impressive physique…the overall impression this woman would make on the public in general would be on the positive side of the curve due to her…NICE TITS and GREAT ASS!

  47. Al Pacino Glengarry Glen Ross Broadway Photocall
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    Here we have Al Pacino brushing up for the lead role in his new film, in which he plays Al Pacino brushing up for the lead role in his new film, in which he plays Al Pacino brushing up for the lead role in his new film…

  48. Pippa Middleton Butt Tight Jeans
    Tata
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    She has crazy short legs :S

  49. Brooke Mueller Hippie Clothes
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    “Ewwww…and to think I actually sucked Charlie Sheen’s dick…”

  50. Prince Charles Camilla Duchess of Cornwall African Drummers
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    “Well, yes, Camilla, I suppose we COULD use it as one of those things, but we will need plenty of lube…”

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