Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed, which I’m going to warn you contains devil magic. That dress was forged in hellfire and I’ll fight anyone who says otherwise. We’ve also got Brooke Mueller recounting how she scored her last fix, Anne Hathaway and I disagreeing that nobody should see this, Judd Nelson miraculously not on the no-fly list, and finally, Internet, meet Joe Massingill, Joe Massingill, meet The Internet.
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Sean Penn promoting “This Is The Place.”
Haggard comes to mind…
Merle Haggard? The hair’s kind of long, but yeah, I can see a resemblance.
he he he. no camille, this isn’t one of the one’s I own but I hope too!
She’s not in a hurry. She just likes the way her hair feels when it’s flying in the wind.
This is the most beautiful woman I’ve seen in a long while!!!!!!!!!!
“brother can you spare a dime bag ?”
Chamone motherfucker !
“I’m out here EVERY FUKIN’ DAY”
So fucking sexy. She’s good in everything I see her in.
I really think she’s so beautiful too. But terrible, terrible taste in men.
That child is the future of douchebagerry.
She’s a clueless motherfucker.
What is the appeal of this woman’s non-existent ass? There’s nothing there.
God, I miss Third Watch.
ive had ‘other’ plans for his fair…but…whatev-
It’s hard to look right,
At you baby!
“I sell Real Estate. What do you do?”
“Hurry up and finish this turkey burger so we can go watch French cartoons with Apple and Moses.”
“My cart! It’s got all my stuff! Where’s my cart! And my dog!”
And it turns out the winner for “Worst Photoshop Face Paste” is real.
Remember, my son. The Devil can take pleasing forms. Especially three-quarters profile or so.
Is that a tuxedo jacket?
Wha..? um…errr…NO I’ve never kissed Paris Hilton!……..uh,..why do you ask?
I thought Beetlejuice from the Howard Stern Show died?
They allow Grieco to gifting suites as a charity write off for the homeless unemployed.
Looks like Little Feather just found out we fucked her people out of the whole goddamned continent!
damn, that osteoporosis is a bitch! look at how all his old clothes are too big on him now.
I love Al. One of the greatest actors of all time. But why does he insist on looking like a homeless Sicilian grandmother?
When you’re drowning in pussy, you can always swim to the butt.
NEIN!! Das ist nicht eine poopenapparatus!
he’s making the arm signal we used to do in grade school when you wanted to taunt someone by calling them a homo.
“Dammit! Would someone please curb Snookie next time?”
“…because crew necks are for people who give a fuck, that’s why”
Maybe I don’t understand marketing…but when you’re selling a diet product, do you really want a chick famous for having an enormous ass shilling for you?
so…suits come in denim now? The future is truly an amazing and douchey time to live in.
Anyone else completely get completely ruined on these dresses by Jennifer Love Hewitt? I see a hot chick in one and my only thought is “oh, she must be really fat”.
“Bring this back to me…filled with the head of the Kutcher”
Did Mike Tyson finally get that awful tattoo removed, or am I just a racist?
Zoom tool, don’t fail me now!…and failed.
Seems like if your name is Massingill, you’d go out of your way to NOT look like a douche.
Looks like it’s been quite a while since the last banner year at the old Bender family
“WAH…WAH…WAH!! How do YOU like it!”
“I’m telling you, I was the one who left ’21 Jumpstreet’ because I had prospects! I don’t know what happened!”
I’m on tha green carpet and i do a little dance like this, whooo! Step to the left girl, you’re my treble clef girl, whoo! I said, step to the left girl…………HEY, FUCK! YOU’RE NOT JASON STATHAM!
Yeah, it does look like you’ve impacted your molar. Got a bit of plaque here too.
♫ ♪ “One-two-three, little kick, one-two-three, a little dip, then one-two-three, look down and to the left…c’mon, people, work with me, work with me…” ♫ ♪
All in all, a very impressive physique…the overall impression this woman would make on the public in general would be on the positive side of the curve due to her…NICE TITS and GREAT ASS!
Here we have Al Pacino brushing up for the lead role in his new film, in which he plays Al Pacino brushing up for the lead role in his new film, in which he plays Al Pacino brushing up for the lead role in his new film…
She has crazy short legs :S
“Ewwww…and to think I actually sucked Charlie Sheen’s dick…”
“Well, yes, Camilla, I suppose we COULD use it as one of those things, but we will need plenty of lube…”