Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed, which I’m going to warn you contains devil magic. That dress was forged in hellfire and I’ll fight anyone who says otherwise. We’ve also got Brooke Mueller recounting how she scored her last fix, Anne Hathaway and I disagreeing that nobody should see this, Judd Nelson miraculously not on the no-fly list, and finally, Internet, meet Joe Massingill, Joe Massingill, meet The Internet.
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Hey look, Kelly Clarkson!
Hey justin, do NSYNC!
“Oh Cam I’m having a jolly good time beating this dark person’s drum, go on give it a whirl.
Haha Yes, oh deary-dear”
Um which Muppet is this again?
David Spade has gotten fat
ah! i see what you did with my joke.. you.. re-worded it.
Oh I didn’t even see that you mentioned him, I glanced up to see the name but saw nothing. Nouns are capitalized, that does make it easier when people are glancing. Not a request just a suggestion
it’s fine, i was just stirring!.. i’m not a fan of the effort required to hold down shift whilst striking a key, hence no capitals.. so, so lazy.
He is a Really Great Actor.
I thought that our native casinos sucked in Canada when
They lined up Tony Orlando and Sha Na Na as drawing cards. The California Casion Barons must have been drinking when they scheduled “Charlie Sheen’s ex” to haul in the slots junkies.
Bring out the gimp.. The gimp unmasked
And He Wonders why nobody calls for auditions
This is going to end up badly, Very Badly
ABC..Always Be Coifed
What a shocker. Another anonymous bimbo from the UK with a shitload of makeup doing something stupid. She’ll be launching her own fragrance in a week.
Hey Michael, what’s 4×5?
I don’t see what everyone’s complaining about. I think Edina from Ab Fab looks great!
Valley of the dolls baby
Hello, my name Judd ” used to get pussy ” Nelson.
Bear Blu.. Regurgitated flood.mwhat a fucking asshole. The poor kid will be in rehab by fifteen.
This is Detective Latoya Jackson going under cover in order to find out who killed her serial pedophile brother.
Frumpy.. As usual,, we have been spared the reverse view.
Not pictured: funky spunk.
I never thought I’d see anyone put Howard Stern’s 13-inch kielbasa swallower to shame.
Fun fact: The Giants’ place kickers used Michael Strahan’s tooth gap to warm up before going out to attempt the field goals.
Ermahgerd!
“It’s a metaphor! Get it?”
I’ve loved this woman deeply since “Firefly”. So cute. so sexy and I’m glad to see she’s growing her hair out.
rarely watched “Firefly” but watched her from V. for me she could shave her like Sinead O’Connor and i would do her. And yes would difficult brown her as well.
Ditto. Every hole will be used.
I miss the St. Elmo’s Fire Demi.
Hey look everyone! I’m a whore!
Great marketing, Quick Trim. Her back side is a permanent “before” pic, and her front side is the “after.”
Invisible Dinklage is handsy.
That’s some good peyote.
It might take awhile to break the skin, but he is going to feast well on Ripa blood.
Tim Burton saw Judd’s new look and went “Bitch, please.”
Steven Tyler and Melissa Rivers: Separated at birth?
Release your sex tape!
Demi Mooretified
I still would, just because of how hot she used to be. I’ll knock the dust off her pussy.
“Happy trees! Hahaha… Happy…haha…little…haha…treeeees!”
I’d hire her if the Firefly was in my system.
Rumer Willis?
I cant wait for this guy to break a hip.
Corky got a stylist.
Bear Blue? If Alicia Blu then she wouldn’t have to lug that little shit around.
It looks like he is holding a bag of cans he collected on the way there.
She kinda looks like Mitt Romney’s wife! LOL
Quick Trim? Isn’t that what most guys call her for a little?
We’re goin’ off the rails on a tranny train..do doo do do do…
Raw foodism is getting way out of fucking hand, man.
“For fuck’s sake, here we go again. Maybe if I look away for long enough she’ll just shut it and swallow.”
That is the face of a kid who is trying to give up breast feeding cold turkey.
Ah, Gnops at it’s finest.. wait…