The Crap We Missed – Thursday 9.20.12

September 20th, 2012 // 578 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed, which I’m going to warn you contains devil magic. That dress was forged in hellfire and I’ll fight anyone who says otherwise. We’ve also got Brooke Mueller recounting how she scored her last fix, Anne Hathaway and I disagreeing that nobody should see this, Judd Nelson miraculously not on the no-fly list, and finally, Internet, meet Joe Massingill, Joe Massingill, meet The Internet.

You will not enjoy this,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Carly Rae Jepsen Butt Legs Leather Minidress
    The Howitzer
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    Hey look, Kelly Clarkson!

  2. Justin Timberlake Trouble With The Curve Premiere
    Mandoper
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    Hey justin, do NSYNC!

  3. Prince Charles Camilla Duchess of Cornwall African Drummers
    Mandoper
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    “Oh Cam I’m having a jolly good time beating this dark person’s drum, go on give it a whirl.

    Haha Yes, oh deary-dear”

  4. Steven Tyler Socks And Sandals
    Mandolay
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    Um which Muppet is this again?

  5. Joe Massingill Trouble With The Curve Premiere
    Anthony
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    David Spade has gotten fat

    • stu

      ah! i see what you did with my joke.. you.. re-worded it.

      • Anthony

        Oh I didn’t even see that you mentioned him, I glanced up to see the name but saw nothing. Nouns are capitalized, that does make it easier when people are glancing. Not a request just a suggestion

      • stu

        it’s fine, i was just stirring!.. i’m not a fan of the effort required to hold down shift whilst striking a key, hence no capitals.. so, so lazy.

  6. Bobby Cannavale Glengarry Glen Ross Broadway
    coyote
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    He is a Really Great Actor.

  7. Brooke Mueller Hippie Clothes
    Bigalkie
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    I thought that our native casinos sucked in Canada when
    They lined up Tony Orlando and Sha Na Na as drawing cards. The California Casion Barons must have been drinking when they scheduled “Charlie Sheen’s ex” to haul in the slots junkies.

  8. Carly Rae Jepsen Butt Legs Leather Minidress
    Bigalkie
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    Bring out the gimp.. The gimp unmasked

  9. Judd Nelson Shaggy Hair Goatee Yellow Glasses
    coyote
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    And He Wonders why nobody calls for auditions

  10. Richard Grieco Hat Sunglasses WOW Emmy Gifting Suite
    coyote
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    This is going to end up badly, Very Badly

  11. Bobby Cannavale Glengarry Glen Ross Broadway
    Bigalkie
    Commented on this photo:

    ABC..Always Be Coifed

  12. Georgina Leahy Deepthroating Snake UK Lingerie Awards
    Bigalkie
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    What a shocker. Another anonymous bimbo from the UK with a shitload of makeup doing something stupid. She’ll be launching her own fragrance in a week.

  13. Michael Strahan
    Bigalkie
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    Hey Michael, what’s 4×5?

  14. Brooke Mueller Hippie Clothes
    Commented on this photo:

    I don’t see what everyone’s complaining about. I think Edina from Ab Fab looks great!

  15. Anne Hathaway Cameltoe Yoga Pants
    Bigalkie
    Commented on this photo:

    Valley of the dolls baby

  16. Judd Nelson Shaggy Hair Goatee Yellow Glasses
    Bigalkie
    Commented on this photo:

    Hello, my name Judd ” used to get pussy ” Nelson.

  17. Alicia Silverstone Bear Blu Gods Behaving Badly Set
    Bigalkie
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    Bear Blu.. Regurgitated flood.mwhat a fucking asshole. The poor kid will be in rehab by fifteen.

  18. Richard Grieco Hat Sunglasses WOW Emmy Gifting Suite
    Bigalkie
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    This is Detective Latoya Jackson going under cover in order to find out who killed her serial pedophile brother.

  19. Pippa Middleton Butt Tight Jeans
    Bigalkie
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    Frumpy.. As usual,, we have been spared the reverse view.

  20. Bobby Cannavale Glengarry Glen Ross Broadway
    Commented on this photo:

    Not pictured: funky spunk.

  21. Georgina Leahy Deepthroating Snake UK Lingerie Awards
    Commented on this photo:

    I never thought I’d see anyone put Howard Stern’s 13-inch kielbasa swallower to shame.

  22. Michael Strahan
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    Fun fact: The Giants’ place kickers used Michael Strahan’s tooth gap to warm up before going out to attempt the field goals.

  23. Brooke Mueller Hippie Clothes
    Timothy
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    Ermahgerd!

  24. Georgina Leahy Deepthroating Snake UK Lingerie Awards
    Timothy
    Commented on this photo:

    “It’s a metaphor! Get it?”

  25. Monica Baccarin Side Boob Trouble With The Curve Premiere
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    I’ve loved this woman deeply since “Firefly”. So cute. so sexy and I’m glad to see she’s growing her hair out.

  26. Demi Moore Skinny
    Commented on this photo:

    I miss the St. Elmo’s Fire Demi.

  27. Georgina Leahy Deepthroating Snake UK Lingerie Awards
    Commented on this photo:

    Hey look everyone! I’m a whore!

  28. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Tight Dress Quick Trim Event
    MILF
    Commented on this photo:

    Great marketing, Quick Trim. Her back side is a permanent “before” pic, and her front side is the “after.”

  29. Justin Timberlake Trouble With The Curve Premiere
    Commented on this photo:

    Invisible Dinklage is handsy.

  30. Brooke Mueller Hippie Clothes
    Joaquin ingles
    Commented on this photo:

    That’s some good peyote.

  31. Michael Strahan
    Swearin
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    It might take awhile to break the skin, but he is going to feast well on Ripa blood.

  32. Judd Nelson Shaggy Hair Goatee Yellow Glasses
    Swearin
    Commented on this photo:

    Tim Burton saw Judd’s new look and went “Bitch, please.”

  33. Steven Tyler Socks And Sandals
    Joaquin ingles
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    Steven Tyler and Melissa Rivers: Separated at birth?

  34. Carly Rae Jepsen Butt Legs Leather Minidress
    Commented on this photo:

    Release your sex tape!

  35. Demi Moore Skinny
    Commented on this photo:

    Demi Mooretified

  36. Demi Moore Skinny
    Commented on this photo:

    I still would, just because of how hot she used to be. I’ll knock the dust off her pussy.

  37. Judd Nelson Shaggy Hair Goatee Yellow Glasses
    Joaquin ingles
    Commented on this photo:

    “Happy trees! Hahaha… Happy…haha…little…haha…treeeees!”

  38. Monica Baccarin Side Boob Trouble With The Curve Premiere
    Commented on this photo:

    I’d hire her if the Firefly was in my system.

  39. Claudia Romani Butt Bikini
    broduhjenner
    Commented on this photo:

    Rumer Willis?

  40. Steven Tyler Socks And Sandals
    Commented on this photo:

    I cant wait for this guy to break a hip.

  41. Joe Massingill Trouble With The Curve Premiere
    Commented on this photo:

    Corky got a stylist.

  42. Alicia Silverstone Bear Blu Gods Behaving Badly Set
    Commented on this photo:

    Bear Blue? If Alicia Blu then she wouldn’t have to lug that little shit around.

  43. Richard Grieco Hat Sunglasses WOW Emmy Gifting Suite
    Commented on this photo:

    It looks like he is holding a bag of cans he collected on the way there.

  44. Kelly Osbourne Man Jaw Forever Crazy
    Choodie
    Commented on this photo:

    She kinda looks like Mitt Romney’s wife! LOL

  45. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Tight Dress Quick Trim Event
    Mike701
    Commented on this photo:

    Quick Trim? Isn’t that what most guys call her for a little?

  46. Kelly Osbourne Man Jaw Forever Crazy
    Mike701
    Commented on this photo:

    We’re goin’ off the rails on a tranny train..do doo do do do…

  47. Georgina Leahy Deepthroating Snake UK Lingerie Awards
    Commented on this photo:

    Raw foodism is getting way out of fucking hand, man.

  48. Alicia Silverstone Bear Blu Gods Behaving Badly Set
    Commented on this photo:

    “For fuck’s sake, here we go again. Maybe if I look away for long enough she’ll just shut it and swallow.”

  49. Alicia Silverstone Bear Blu Gods Behaving Badly Set
    Bionic_Crouton
    Commented on this photo:

    That is the face of a kid who is trying to give up breast feeding cold turkey.

  50. Joe Massingill Trouble With The Curve Premiere
    M3
    Commented on this photo:

    Ah, Gnops at it’s finest.. wait…

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