Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed, which I’m going to warn you contains devil magic. That dress was forged in hellfire and I’ll fight anyone who says otherwise. We’ve also got Brooke Mueller recounting how she scored her last fix, Anne Hathaway and I disagreeing that nobody should see this, Judd Nelson miraculously not on the no-fly list, and finally, Internet, meet Joe Massingill, Joe Massingill, meet The Internet.
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Now I know where AMC stole their idea for “The Walking Dead.”
by the time anne had ‘shoo’d’ him away, it was too late – surprising even himself, the pigeon had incredulously found its mark..
What can ya say? Kinda cute, yet kinda creepy.
Now I feel horrible. All this time I’ve been blaming Rumor’s looks on Bruce. I’m very sorry, Mr. Willis.
sweet baby jesus, i know david spade misses chris farley, but he’s taking things way too far..
Looks like somebody is waiting for the short bus!
Somebody mistook “Talk Like a Pirate Day” for “Dress Like a Pirate-Hooker Day”!
How to pose assertively.
Somebody call animal control, a sasquatch has captured Kid Rock!
Wow, he is still alive? Did he ever really do anything after 21 jump street?
I just don’t see any point in this.
Looking classy .. as a turn burggler.
Each bag contains one illegally smuggled into the country Oompa Loompa.
Nice one Maggiore
Thor’s retarded cousin?
They give him a little plastic beach spade to wield.
Little plastic beach spade:
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I give up. http://cdn03.cdn.thesuperficial.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/0705-the-crap-we-missed-15-435×580.jpg
Yeah, the irony: It won’t let me post a pic from the site itself.
Oh God, someone found the portrait.
good one
Pure genius
Christ, I thought China had a kid until I read the subtitle!
That’s an interesting look. My penis wants to be aroused but my brain is laughing.
“Noooo! I accidentally swallowed!”
Dammit Sharon, how many times do we have to say it? Put on a bra!
If his eyes were any closer together he’d be a cyclops.
im a big fan of baby teeth.
Bloke.
She stole Kim’s look from two pics earlier. Sadly, it’s not doing her any favors either. Fish, the quality of the pics today is lacking. It’s hard to jerk off when you’re laughing out loud.
Which reminds me, Prometheus Blu-Ray is 3 weeks away
Slick back the hair and you could remake a Robert Palmer video with her playing lead guitar.
Yes, we all know you are “light in the loafers” Justin.
Ashton was a champ for hanging in there for as long as he did.
Dress needs to be shorter for her level of singing talent.
or much longer for her level of ass fat.
I never heard of this guy till seeing him on The Superficial, but every photo I’ve seen of him screams “DOUCHE!” And it’s obvious there’s nothing about his appearance he could change to make it otherwise, because his doucheness comes from inside him and cannot be disguised. I wonder if doucheness is genetic or a result of early childhood trauma (or both).
Oh, you need to ensconce yourself in downloads of 21 Jump Street and better still, Booker! :)
Make sure you wear legwarmers and a sleeveless mesh top.
Legwarmers and a sleeveless mesh top—is that what you wear to watch old TV, Cran? Pics please.
hehehehe! Shant!
I mean shan’t. :D Shall not.
“You think he’s funny? You think this is cute? You think he’s “bitchin,” is that it? Let me tell you something. Look at him…he’s a bum! You want to see something funny? You go visit John Bender in five years. You’ll see how goddamned funny he is. “
perfect comment
“And now live from the homeless camp, it’s Steven Tyler!”
My neighbor had a dog that did that a lot.
she’s pretty…reminds me of ashley judd
Something tells me she was this way before the breakup.
cannot stand her, but this is the most flattering pic she’ll get…floral dresses are usually terrible but i kinda like this one…
scary
Poor kid doesn’t stand a chance.
man-jaw
At least she’s at the correct event.
I hope Jerry Lewis’ Telethon can help her this year.
nobody can beat the UK for trashy chicks. is this their version of the porn awards?
Quick Trim?
Nah……too easy.
it’s a decent toupee, I guess
Somehow his face screams “vagina” so much that against my will, I’m turned on.
somehow his face screams “vagina” so much, that I’m turned on. Also, I could go for some sushi right now.
“Blimey, this thing is shaped just like me willie!”
Who keeps buying these pictures from the paps? THOSE are the real offenders, The Enablers
Nope, not gay at all.
Well, it’s one for the money,
Two for the show,
Three to get ready,
Now go, cat, go.
But don’t you cum on my blue suede shoes.
he screams “vagina” so loudly that….aw, fuck it.