The Crap We Missed – Thursday 9.20.12

September 20th, 2012 // 578 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed, which I’m going to warn you contains devil magic. That dress was forged in hellfire and I’ll fight anyone who says otherwise. We’ve also got Brooke Mueller recounting how she scored her last fix, Anne Hathaway and I disagreeing that nobody should see this, Judd Nelson miraculously not on the no-fly list, and finally, Internet, meet Joe Massingill, Joe Massingill, meet The Internet.

You will not enjoy this,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Steven Tyler Socks And Sandals
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    Now I know where AMC stole their idea for “The Walking Dead.”

  2. Anne Hathaway Cameltoe Yoga Pants
    stu
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    by the time anne had ‘shoo’d’ him away, it was too late – surprising even himself, the pigeon had incredulously found its mark..

  3. Monica Baccarin Side Boob Trouble With The Curve Premiere
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    What can ya say? Kinda cute, yet kinda creepy.

  4. Demi Moore Skinny
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    Now I feel horrible. All this time I’ve been blaming Rumor’s looks on Bruce. I’m very sorry, Mr. Willis.

  5. Joe Massingill Trouble With The Curve Premiere
    stu
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    sweet baby jesus, i know david spade misses chris farley, but he’s taking things way too far..

  6. Brooke Mueller Hippie Clothes
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    Looks like somebody is waiting for the short bus!

  7. Carly Rae Jepsen Butt Legs Leather Minidress
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    Somebody mistook “Talk Like a Pirate Day” for “Dress Like a Pirate-Hooker Day”!

  8. Richard Grieco Hat Sunglasses WOW Emmy Gifting Suite
    Cock Dr
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    How to pose assertively.

  9. Khloe Kardashian Bindie Cleavage Mason Disick
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    Somebody call animal control, a sasquatch has captured Kid Rock!

  10. Richard Grieco Hat Sunglasses WOW Emmy Gifting Suite
    Drundel
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    Wow, he is still alive? Did he ever really do anything after 21 jump street?

  11. Pippa Middleton Butt Tight Jeans
    Cock Dr
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    I just don’t see any point in this.

  12. Jude Law Scruffy Beard
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    Looking classy .. as a turn burggler.

  13. Judd Nelson Shaggy Hair Goatee Yellow Glasses
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    Each bag contains one illegally smuggled into the country Oompa Loompa.

  14. Joe Massingill Trouble With The Curve Premiere
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    Thor’s retarded cousin?

  15. Demi Moore Skinny
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    Oh God, someone found the portrait.

  16. Khloe Kardashian Bindie Cleavage Mason Disick
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    Christ, I thought China had a kid until I read the subtitle!

  17. Carly Rae Jepsen Butt Legs Leather Minidress
    Matt
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    That’s an interesting look. My penis wants to be aroused but my brain is laughing.

  18. Alicia Silverstone Bear Blu Gods Behaving Badly Set
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    “Noooo! I accidentally swallowed!”

  19. Richard Grieco Hat Sunglasses WOW Emmy Gifting Suite
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    Dammit Sharon, how many times do we have to say it? Put on a bra!

  20. Bobby Cannavale Glengarry Glen Ross Broadway
    Mary Feeney
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    If his eyes were any closer together he’d be a cyclops.

  21. Monica Baccarin Side Boob Trouble With The Curve Premiere
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    im a big fan of baby teeth.

  22. Kelly Osbourne Man Jaw Forever Crazy
    vandinz
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    Bloke.

  23. Lucy Mecklenburgh Cleavage UK Lingerie Awards
    Matt
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    She stole Kim’s look from two pics earlier. Sadly, it’s not doing her any favors either. Fish, the quality of the pics today is lacking. It’s hard to jerk off when you’re laughing out loud.

  24. Georgina Leahy Deepthroating Snake UK Lingerie Awards
    bonerspunk
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    Which reminds me, Prometheus Blu-Ray is 3 weeks away

  25. Monica Baccarin Side Boob Trouble With The Curve Premiere
    tlmck
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    Slick back the hair and you could remake a Robert Palmer video with her playing lead guitar.

  26. Justin Timberlake Trouble With The Curve Premiere
    tlmck
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    Yes, we all know you are “light in the loafers” Justin.

  27. Demi Moore Skinny
    Matt
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    Ashton was a champ for hanging in there for as long as he did.

  28. Carly Rae Jepsen Butt Legs Leather Minidress
    tlmck
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    Dress needs to be shorter for her level of singing talent.

  29. Richard Grieco Hat Sunglasses WOW Emmy Gifting Suite
    Mary Feeney
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    I never heard of this guy till seeing him on The Superficial, but every photo I’ve seen of him screams “DOUCHE!” And it’s obvious there’s nothing about his appearance he could change to make it otherwise, because his doucheness comes from inside him and cannot be disguised. I wonder if doucheness is genetic or a result of early childhood trauma (or both).

  30. Judd Nelson Shaggy Hair Goatee Yellow Glasses
    bonerspunk
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    “You think he’s funny? You think this is cute? You think he’s “bitchin,” is that it? Let me tell you something. Look at him…he’s a bum! You want to see something funny? You go visit John Bender in five years. You’ll see how goddamned funny he is. “

  31. Steven Tyler Socks And Sandals
    tlmck
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    “And now live from the homeless camp, it’s Steven Tyler!”

  32. Matthew Lillard Trouble With The Curve Premiere
    tlmck
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    My neighbor had a dog that did that a lot.

  33. Monica Baccarin Side Boob Trouble With The Curve Premiere
    lily
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    she’s pretty…reminds me of ashley judd

  34. Demi Moore Skinny
    tlmck
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    Something tells me she was this way before the breakup.

  35. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Tight Dress Quick Trim Event
    lily
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    cannot stand her, but this is the most flattering pic she’ll get…floral dresses are usually terrible but i kinda like this one…

  36. Demi Moore Skinny
    lily
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    scary

  37. Khloe Kardashian Bindie Cleavage Mason Disick
    tlmck
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    Poor kid doesn’t stand a chance.

  38. Kelly Osbourne Man Jaw Forever Crazy
    lily
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    man-jaw

  39. Kelly Osbourne Man Jaw Forever Crazy
    tlmck
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    At least she’s at the correct event.

  40. Carly Rae Jepsen Butt Legs Leather Minidress
    dude
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    I hope Jerry Lewis’ Telethon can help her this year.

  41. Lucy Mecklenburgh Cleavage UK Lingerie Awards
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    nobody can beat the UK for trashy chicks. is this their version of the porn awards?

  42. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Tight Dress Quick Trim Event
    dude
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    Quick Trim?
    Nah……too easy.

  43. Jude Law Scruffy Beard
    dude
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    it’s a decent toupee, I guess

  44. Matthew Lillard Trouble With The Curve Premiere
    dude
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    Somehow his face screams “vagina” so much that against my will, I’m turned on.

  45. Bobby Cannavale Glengarry Glen Ross Broadway
    Ellen De Generes
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    somehow his face screams “vagina” so much, that I’m turned on. Also, I could go for some sushi right now.

  46. Prince Charles Camilla Duchess of Cornwall African Drummers
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    “Blimey, this thing is shaped just like me willie!”

  47. Pippa Middleton Butt Tight Jeans
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    Who keeps buying these pictures from the paps? THOSE are the real offenders, The Enablers

  48. Justin Timberlake Trouble With The Curve Premiere
    CK
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    Nope, not gay at all.

  49. Justin Timberlake Trouble With The Curve Premiere
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    Well, it’s one for the money,
    Two for the show,
    Three to get ready,
    Now go, cat, go.

    But don’t you cum on my blue suede shoes.

  50. Richard Grieco Hat Sunglasses WOW Emmy Gifting Suite
    Ellen De Generes
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    he screams “vagina” so loudly that….aw, fuck it.

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