The Crap We Missed – Thursday 9.20.12

September 20th, 2012 // 578 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed, which I’m going to warn you contains devil magic. That dress was forged in hellfire and I’ll fight anyone who says otherwise. We’ve also got Brooke Mueller recounting how she scored her last fix, Anne Hathaway and I disagreeing that nobody should see this, Judd Nelson miraculously not on the no-fly list, and finally, Internet, meet Joe Massingill, Joe Massingill, meet The Internet.

You will not enjoy this,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Judd Nelson Shaggy Hair Goatee Yellow Glasses
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    “Why is everyone asking me if I have their grades posted yet?”

  2. Prince Charles Camilla Duchess of Cornwall African Drummers
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    “It’s for the drum, you say? Ha! Well, that was quite the mistake, wasn’t it? Ha Ha! But it was rather fun. Shall we have another go?”

  3. Demi Moore Skinny
    your mom
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    Um, how do you say “Hot Mess” in kabalah?

  4. Jude Law Scruffy Beard
    catapostrophe
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    One too many crisps.

  5. Joe Massingill Trouble With The Curve Premiere
    Cock Dr
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    A plump gay Viking. The entertainment industry collects the unusual.

  6. Alicia Silverstone Bear Blu Gods Behaving Badly Set
    Inner Retard
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    That’s a cute kid. Too bad with a name like that he’ll be bullied to the point where his only way out is a clock tower, rifle and a scope. I blame the parents already.

  7. Matthew Lillard Trouble With The Curve Premiere
    catapostrophe
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    His humor knows no bounds.

  8. Alicia Silverstone Bear Blu Gods Behaving Badly Set
    sexyman48
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    You can see his jaw muscles are unsized from having never used them.

  9. Prince Charles Camilla Duchess of Cornwall African Drummers
    AbRtFl
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    Is it bigger than a breadbox?

  10. Georgina Leahy Deepthroating Snake UK Lingerie Awards
    your mom
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    And I was about to declare the other chick winner of the lingerie awards…. Didn’t realize there was a talent portion!

  11. Richard Grieco Hat Sunglasses WOW Emmy Gifting Suite
    Inner Retard
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    Saw the picture and started laughing. They say the first reaction is always honest.

  12. Carly Rae Jepsen Butt Legs Leather Minidress
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    Music video? Where I’m from we just call it the ho stroll

  13. Jude Law Scruffy Beard
    wanker
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    Gotta avoid the Indian food.

  14. Kelly Osbourne Man Jaw Forever Crazy
    Inner Retard
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    What is it with young celebs looking 50 or just creepy lately?! Lindsay, Miley, her…

  15. Richard Grieco Hat Sunglasses WOW Emmy Gifting Suite
    your mom
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    You can tell he’s serious about his come back. He’s waxed head to toe…. if he doesn’t land this gig, the porn audition is next.

  16. Khloe Kardashian Bindie Cleavage Mason Disick
    catapostrophe
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    She named him Mason Miami Beach? How nuts!

  17. Khloe Kardashian Bindie Cleavage Mason Disick
    Juju
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    I didn’t know Teal’c from Stargate SG-1 had a child.

  18. Anne Hathaway Cameltoe Yoga Pants
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    So just raise your hands in the air, and wave them like you just don’t care…

  19. Georgina Leahy Deepthroating Snake UK Lingerie Awards
    wanker
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    Ironically, this is the least disgusting thing she put in her mouth that evening.

  20. Judd Nelson Shaggy Hair Goatee Yellow Glasses
    catapostrophe
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    I got a question: Does Phil Spector know that you raid his wardrobe?

  21. Monica Baccarin Side Boob Trouble With The Curve Premiere
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    That’s a nose you could set your watch by.

  22. Kelly Osbourne Man Jaw Forever Crazy
    Mohawk Disco
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    I see Martha Stewart felt like dressing weird.

  23. Claudia Romani Butt Bikini
    amir
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    That’s unfortunate… high waist and a low butt.

  24. Mel B Bra See Through Shirt
    Animal
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    Odd pockets. She looks good, though.

  25. Judd Nelson Shaggy Hair Goatee Yellow Glasses
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    Mick Foley lost weight

  26. Justin Timberlake Trouble With The Curve Premiere
    DiegoAD
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    Jason Statham is not amused.

  27. Justin Timberlake Trouble With The Curve Premiere
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    You can’t say no when the voices in your head start up with “Heeey Macarena!”

  28. Mel B Bra See Through Shirt
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    Biggest invisible dick I’ve ever seen!

  29. Pippa Middleton Butt Tight Jeans
    catapostrophe
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    Those jeans do nothing for her not anything.

  30. Judd Nelson Shaggy Hair Goatee Yellow Glasses
    wanker
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    Love Cypress Hill.

  31. Richard Grieco Hat Sunglasses WOW Emmy Gifting Suite
    AbRtFl
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    He has 8 bracelets on his right arm.

  32. Claudia Romani Butt Bikini
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    She needed to go topless get a nice even sunburn

  33. Pippa Middleton Butt Tight Jeans
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    It takes me a second or two to recognize her face when I see it in a photo. This angle, not so much……

  34. Carly Rae Jepsen Butt Legs Leather Minidress
    Sparky
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    puppet

  35. Brooke Mueller Hippie Clothes
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    “Dave’s not here, man!”

  36. Brooke Mueller Hippie Clothes
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    And just like that, Thanksgiving was cancelled.

  37. Lucy Mecklenburgh Cleavage UK Lingerie Awards
    Animal
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    I could happily make a meal of that.

  38. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Tight Dress Quick Trim Event
    B&WMinstrel
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    One across. Quim turning a trick will cut you.

  39. Carly Rae Jepsen Butt Legs Leather Minidress
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    Those boots make me wanna change my name

  40. Alicia Silverstone Bear Blu Gods Behaving Badly Set
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    Bear Blu…cuz he needed the money! I’m going to hell.

  41. Georgina Leahy Deepthroating Snake UK Lingerie Awards
    DeucePickle
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    This pleases Jon Hamm

  42. Alicia Silverstone Bear Blu Gods Behaving Badly Set
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    Bear Blu: “Eat your regurgitated, gluten-free, vegan hippie barf? As If! You’re a virgin who can’t drive”

  43. Joe Massingill Trouble With The Curve Premiere
    DeucePickle
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    I wonder if he can still see dead people.

  44. Claudia Romani Butt Bikini
    Animal
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    I like her.

  45. Khloe Kardashian Bindie Cleavage Mason Disick
    DeucePickle
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    You know, in this picture, she looks pretty hot….well, from the waist up and the neck down, and not including the arms….pretty hot.

  46. Monica Baccarin Side Boob Trouble With The Curve Premiere
    El Jefe
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    I love her so much.

  47. Khloe Kardashian Bindie Cleavage Mason Disick
    Animal
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    The Wookie (as she’s know here) looks like a tool with that jewelry but Mason looks downright badass with the hat and the dashing cleft chin. The boy will not lack ‘tang when he’s of age.

  48. Matthew Lillard Trouble With The Curve Premiere
    stu
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    Thhhurprise, Thhhidney!

  49. Brooke Mueller Hippie Clothes
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    Man in shot: “If this crazy skank could get the f#$% out of the way I could snap a picture of this floor. I really like this floor.”

  50. Michael Strahan
    stu
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    16 hours of B.O. blocking powerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!

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