Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed, which I’m going to warn you contains devil magic. That dress was forged in hellfire and I’ll fight anyone who says otherwise. We’ve also got Brooke Mueller recounting how she scored her last fix, Anne Hathaway and I disagreeing that nobody should see this, Judd Nelson miraculously not on the no-fly list, and finally, Internet, meet Joe Massingill, Joe Massingill, meet The Internet.
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“Why is everyone asking me if I have their grades posted yet?”
“It’s for the drum, you say? Ha! Well, that was quite the mistake, wasn’t it? Ha Ha! But it was rather fun. Shall we have another go?”
Um, how do you say “Hot Mess” in kabalah?
One too many crisps.
A plump gay Viking. The entertainment industry collects the unusual.
That’s a cute kid. Too bad with a name like that he’ll be bullied to the point where his only way out is a clock tower, rifle and a scope. I blame the parents already.
His humor knows no bounds.
You can see his jaw muscles are unsized from having never used them.
Is it bigger than a breadbox?
And I was about to declare the other chick winner of the lingerie awards…. Didn’t realize there was a talent portion!
Saw the picture and started laughing. They say the first reaction is always honest.
Music video? Where I’m from we just call it the ho stroll
Gotta avoid the Indian food.
What is it with young celebs looking 50 or just creepy lately?! Lindsay, Miley, her…
drugs aren’t any worse these days, these high definition cameras are killing them…
You can tell he’s serious about his come back. He’s waxed head to toe…. if he doesn’t land this gig, the porn audition is next.
She named him Mason Miami Beach? How nuts!
I didn’t know Teal’c from Stargate SG-1 had a child.
So just raise your hands in the air, and wave them like you just don’t care…
Ironically, this is the least disgusting thing she put in her mouth that evening.
I got a question: Does Phil Spector know that you raid his wardrobe?
That’s a nose you could set your watch by.
I see Martha Stewart felt like dressing weird.
That’s unfortunate… high waist and a low butt.
Odd pockets. She looks good, though.
Mick Foley lost weight
Jason Statham is not amused.
You can’t say no when the voices in your head start up with “Heeey Macarena!”
Biggest invisible dick I’ve ever seen!
Those jeans do nothing for her not anything.
Love Cypress Hill.
He has 8 bracelets on his right arm.
She needed to go topless get a nice even sunburn
It takes me a second or two to recognize her face when I see it in a photo. This angle, not so much……
puppet
“Dave’s not here, man!”
And just like that, Thanksgiving was cancelled.
I could happily make a meal of that.
One across. Quim turning a trick will cut you.
Those boots make me wanna change my name
Bear Blu…cuz he needed the money! I’m going to hell.
LOL, and yes you are!
This pleases Jon Hamm
Maybe. But I doubt he’d put his snake in her mouth.
Bear Blu: “Eat your regurgitated, gluten-free, vegan hippie barf? As If! You’re a virgin who can’t drive”
I wonder if he can still see dead people.
I like her.
You know, in this picture, she looks pretty hot….well, from the waist up and the neck down, and not including the arms….pretty hot.
I love her so much.
The Wookie (as she’s know here) looks like a tool with that jewelry but Mason looks downright badass with the hat and the dashing cleft chin. The boy will not lack ‘tang when he’s of age.
Thhhurprise, Thhhidney!
Man in shot: “If this crazy skank could get the f#$% out of the way I could snap a picture of this floor. I really like this floor.”
16 hours of B.O. blocking powerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!