Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed, which I’m going to warn you contains devil magic. That dress was forged in hellfire and I’ll fight anyone who says otherwise. We’ve also got Brooke Mueller recounting how she scored her last fix, Anne Hathaway and I disagreeing that nobody should see this, Judd Nelson miraculously not on the no-fly list, and finally, Internet, meet Joe Massingill, Joe Massingill, meet The Internet.
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Well I’m glad somebody likes big white cock for once….
“Look at me…white man took my land. Looks like I’ll just have to drink his martinis. How. What do you mean ‘offensive’?”
Justin Timberlake at the International Dog Show.
He must be watching the shitty Giants
he’s the dealer right? that’s why he’s invited anywhere? gotta be.
He wasn’t really invited. He noticed the word ‘gifting’ in the event title and brought that tote bag along hoping to stock up for the winter.
Orange Sunglasses Kill
awful.
The baby with a stupid name is ADORABLE
Alicia? Not so much
He’s really let the grooming go since Sienna broke up with him.
“Open up {BURP}….Mommy didn’t eat this Double Quarter Pounder for her skin, sweetie…”
Shit.
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That’s the biggest baseball hat I’ve ever seen.
I instinctively threw all my spare change at this picture, and now I’m going to have to buy a new monitor. Thanks a lot.
She came dressed for the occasion. By the looks of it she’ll have 5 or 6 occasions and clear 6 grand easy… minus the pimp’s cut, of course.
God, I love those bubblegum cigars.
By the end of the night the snake was desperate for any hole.
“Nowadays I’m lucky if it gets like this at all”
“…FAIRIES HAVE PINK HAIR, YOU GOT TO BELIEVE ME….!”
“Dang it! Just stepped on latest my demo.”
You see Republicans, Noah Chomsky doesn’t take himself that seriously.
That young woman just hit a fashion home run. The UK lingerie awards…who knew such a thing existed?
Demi: Everything in here?
Valet: Everything you asked for m’am. 1 joint. A helium balloon. 4 whip it’s. Six-pack of Red Bull. And the first season of That 70′s Show. Have a fantastic evening.
Michael screamed, and just in the nick of time, the driver looked up, saw him, and avoided a collision entirely by steering the car straight through the gap in his teeth.
Hair to the throne baby!
I blame Ashton for this.
And the economy. That’s his fault, too.
Ive fucked better
I agree. You have.
lol !
Cow actually looks decent here. Now throw the rest of Kuntyay’s wardrobe to the curb.
She seems classy.
“I was being harassed by this crazy yelling homeless guy for pocket change. I threw money at him and ran away into an alley. The guy was so intense, so real. Then it hits me like a flash and I thought to myself ‘What if I stop ‘acting’ my roles and start screaming them?’ Well, that was about 1990 and the results speak for themselves, Mr. Lipton.”
Her husband is a butt-ugly dorky looking dude.
somebody’s jealous…….
No, he’s right.
you spelled “horny” wrong
Morena is married. Monica is divorced.
Do you perhaps think she has multiple personalities?
AbRtFl…perhaps you could show us some sort of proof that Morena has a sister named Monica. I searched Wikipedia and Google and got ZERO results!
That’s a great Billy Baldwin impression.
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Jennifer Love Hewitt took over her body in an attempt to find a husband before he realizes it’s not her…
It’s like watching the transformation into Golum
I dont’ think David Mamet was envisioning low-cut V-neck tee shirts when he penned Glengarry Glen Ross.
This is what we call “foreshadowing.”
You refer to the prophecy of the one who will bring balance to the Force. You believe it’s this douche?
..and you’re sure she didn’t just pick up a Cuban refugee?
She is still working on her character for the remake of The Miracle Worker.
Who the fuck let her into Indian Princesses?
I think he’s looking for that hippie with down syndrome… she’s got all the drugs.
He went to the hair salon and said “Give me the douchbag.”
Leave Obama out of this.
Please kill yourself.
The hair is because of his character in Boardwalk Empire, so be gentle.
And his character sucks on Boardwalk, mainly because HE sucks. If they wanted Brad Garrett for the role, I’m sure he would have caved for pastrami on rye.
You have to admit she knows how to get some attention.
It’s hard to make Tiananmen Square look sexy, but I applaud her for trying. Now where is the goddamned tank!?!?!
That kid needs a freaking haircut. I don’t care how cute people think he is.
Clever disguise, Astro-pop, but you’re not fooling us.
How did we all wind up in this self-referential fantasy?
Take out the butt pads, dear, this event is for quick trim. We don’t want to give them the wrong idea….
That grass looks fake almost.
Hey, Dim Bulb…it fucking IS fake!
What. The. Fuck. Judd?
Adam Sandler’s sister is lookin’ good– from the neck down, of course.
Yeah, Chuckie. She makes me limp, too.