The Crap We Missed – Thursday 9.20.12

September 20th, 2012 // 578 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed, which I’m going to warn you contains devil magic. That dress was forged in hellfire and I’ll fight anyone who says otherwise. We’ve also got Brooke Mueller recounting how she scored her last fix, Anne Hathaway and I disagreeing that nobody should see this, Judd Nelson miraculously not on the no-fly list, and finally, Internet, meet Joe Massingill, Joe Massingill, meet The Internet.

You will not enjoy this,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Georgina Leahy Deepthroating Snake UK Lingerie Awards
    Deacon Jones
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    Well I’m glad somebody likes big white cock for once….

  2. Brooke Mueller Hippie Clothes
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    “Look at me…white man took my land. Looks like I’ll just have to drink his martinis. How. What do you mean ‘offensive’?”

  3. Justin Timberlake Trouble With The Curve Premiere
    theoriginal LJ
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    Justin Timberlake at the International Dog Show.

  4. Michael Strahan
    Deacon Jones
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    He must be watching the shitty Giants

  5. Richard Grieco Hat Sunglasses WOW Emmy Gifting Suite
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    he’s the dealer right? that’s why he’s invited anywhere? gotta be.

    • Billebuoy

      He wasn’t really invited. He noticed the word ‘gifting’ in the event title and brought that tote bag along hoping to stock up for the winter.

  6. Judd Nelson Shaggy Hair Goatee Yellow Glasses
    Deacon Jones
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    Orange Sunglasses Kill

  7. Kelly Osbourne Man Jaw Forever Crazy
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    awful.

  8. Alicia Silverstone Bear Blu Gods Behaving Badly Set
    mamamiasweetpeaches
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    The baby with a stupid name is ADORABLE

    Alicia? Not so much

  9. Jude Law Scruffy Beard
    Cock Dr
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    He’s really let the grooming go since Sienna broke up with him.

  10. Alicia Silverstone Bear Blu Gods Behaving Badly Set
    Deacon Jones
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    “Open up {BURP}….Mommy didn’t eat this Double Quarter Pounder for her skin, sweetie…”

  11. Justin Timberlake Trouble With The Curve Premiere
    userofalltrades
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    Shit.

  12. Richard Grieco Hat Sunglasses WOW Emmy Gifting Suite
    Deacon Jones
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    That’s the biggest baseball hat I’ve ever seen.

  13. Steven Tyler Socks And Sandals
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    I instinctively threw all my spare change at this picture, and now I’m going to have to buy a new monitor. Thanks a lot.

  14. Lucy Mecklenburgh Cleavage UK Lingerie Awards
    Inner Retard
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    She came dressed for the occasion. By the looks of it she’ll have 5 or 6 occasions and clear 6 grand easy… minus the pimp’s cut, of course.

  15. Matthew Lillard Trouble With The Curve Premiere
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    God, I love those bubblegum cigars.

  16. Georgina Leahy Deepthroating Snake UK Lingerie Awards
    cagster
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    By the end of the night the snake was desperate for any hole.

  17. Prince Charles Camilla Duchess of Cornwall African Drummers
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    “Nowadays I’m lucky if it gets like this at all”

  18. Kelly Osbourne Man Jaw Forever Crazy
    Deacon Jones
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    “…FAIRIES HAVE PINK HAIR, YOU GOT TO BELIEVE ME….!”

  19. Justin Timberlake Trouble With The Curve Premiere
    wanker
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    “Dang it! Just stepped on latest my demo.”

  20. Matthew Lillard Trouble With The Curve Premiere
    Jman
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    You see Republicans, Noah Chomsky doesn’t take himself that seriously.

  21. Lucy Mecklenburgh Cleavage UK Lingerie Awards
    Cock Dr
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    That young woman just hit a fashion home run. The UK lingerie awards…who knew such a thing existed?

  22. Demi Moore Skinny
    Billebuoy
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    Demi: Everything in here?
    Valet: Everything you asked for m’am. 1 joint. A helium balloon. 4 whip it’s. Six-pack of Red Bull. And the first season of That 70′s Show. Have a fantastic evening.

  23. Michael Strahan
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    Michael screamed, and just in the nick of time, the driver looked up, saw him, and avoided a collision entirely by steering the car straight through the gap in his teeth.

  24. Joe Massingill Trouble With The Curve Premiere
    Jman
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    Hair to the throne baby!

  25. Demi Moore Skinny
    Cock Dr
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    I blame Ashton for this.

  26. Claudia Romani Butt Bikini
    Deacon Jones
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    Ive fucked better

  27. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Tight Dress Quick Trim Event
    BenDoverman
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    Cow actually looks decent here. Now throw the rest of Kuntyay’s wardrobe to the curb.

  28. Lucy Mecklenburgh Cleavage UK Lingerie Awards
    Josephus
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    She seems classy.

  29. Al Pacino Glengarry Glen Ross Broadway Photocall
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    “I was being harassed by this crazy yelling homeless guy for pocket change. I threw money at him and ran away into an alley. The guy was so intense, so real. Then it hits me like a flash and I thought to myself ‘What if I stop ‘acting’ my roles and start screaming them?’ Well, that was about 1990 and the results speak for themselves, Mr. Lipton.”

  30. Monica Baccarin Side Boob Trouble With The Curve Premiere
    No Way
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    Her husband is a butt-ugly dorky looking dude.

  31. Brooke Mueller Hippie Clothes
    sexyman48
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    That’s a great Billy Baldwin impression.

  32. Brooke Mueller Hippie Clothes
    your mom
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    Jennifer Love Hewitt took over her body in an attempt to find a husband before he realizes it’s not her…

  33. Steven Tyler Socks And Sandals
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    It’s like watching the transformation into Golum

  34. Al Pacino Glengarry Glen Ross Broadway Photocall
    wanker
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    I dont’ think David Mamet was envisioning low-cut V-neck tee shirts when he penned Glengarry Glen Ross.

  35. Georgina Leahy Deepthroating Snake UK Lingerie Awards
    Josephus
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    This is what we call “foreshadowing.”

  36. Khloe Kardashian Bindie Cleavage Mason Disick
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    You refer to the prophecy of the one who will bring balance to the Force. You believe it’s this douche?

  37. Khloe Kardashian Bindie Cleavage Mason Disick
    cagster
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    ..and you’re sure she didn’t just pick up a Cuban refugee?

  38. Anne Hathaway Cameltoe Yoga Pants
    Diablo Dude
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    She is still working on her character for the remake of The Miracle Worker.

  39. Brooke Mueller Hippie Clothes
    wanker
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    Who the fuck let her into Indian Princesses?

  40. Steven Tyler Socks And Sandals
    your mom
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    I think he’s looking for that hippie with down syndrome… she’s got all the drugs.

  41. Bobby Cannavale Glengarry Glen Ross Broadway
    sexyman48
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    He went to the hair salon and said “Give me the douchbag.”

  42. Georgina Leahy Deepthroating Snake UK Lingerie Awards
    Cock Dr
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    You have to admit she knows how to get some attention.

  43. Pippa Middleton Butt Tight Jeans
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    It’s hard to make Tiananmen Square look sexy, but I applaud her for trying. Now where is the goddamned tank!?!?!

  44. Khloe Kardashian Bindie Cleavage Mason Disick
    Billebuoy
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    That kid needs a freaking haircut. I don’t care how cute people think he is.

  45. Kelly Osbourne Man Jaw Forever Crazy
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    Clever disguise, Astro-pop, but you’re not fooling us.

  46. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Tight Dress Quick Trim Event
    your mom
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    Take out the butt pads, dear, this event is for quick trim. We don’t want to give them the wrong idea….

  47. Justin Timberlake Trouble With The Curve Premiere
    AbRtFl
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    That grass looks fake almost.

  48. Judd Nelson Shaggy Hair Goatee Yellow Glasses
    Billebuoy
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    What. The. Fuck. Judd?

  49. Claudia Romani Butt Bikini
    BenDoverman
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    Adam Sandler’s sister is lookin’ good– from the neck down, of course.

  50. Prince Charles Camilla Duchess of Cornwall African Drummers
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    Yeah, Chuckie. She makes me limp, too.

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