The Crap We Missed – Thursday 9.20.12

September 20th, 2012 // 578 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed, which I’m going to warn you contains devil magic. That dress was forged in hellfire and I’ll fight anyone who says otherwise. We’ve also got Brooke Mueller recounting how she scored her last fix, Anne Hathaway and I disagreeing that nobody should see this, Judd Nelson miraculously not on the no-fly list, and finally, Internet, meet Joe Massingill, Joe Massingill, meet The Internet.

You will not enjoy this,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Tight Dress Quick Trim Event
    Ronaldo
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    She actually looks good in this photo. Lucky angle?

  2. Kelly Osbourne Man Jaw Forever Crazy
    Crissy
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    Nice to finally meet Ozzy’s mother.

  3. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Tight Dress Quick Trim Event
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    The only quick thing here is her ability to track and capture a pee stream

  4. Brooke Mueller Hippie Clothes
    NOT the Mommy
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    YOU LOOK LIKE AN ASSHOLE.

  5. Lucy Mecklenburgh Cleavage UK Lingerie Awards
    Ronaldo
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    Niceeeeeee

  6. Brooke Mueller Hippie Clothes
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Dances Without Mirror.

  7. Kelly Osbourne Man Jaw Forever Crazy
    alex
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    scary

  8. Claudia Romani Butt Bikini
    Crissy
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    You know is bad when a large pair of sunglasses cant even help that face! Ok, now to what’s important… That body.

  9. Demi Moore Skinny
    Ronaldo
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    Oh no……she is following madona’s steps.

  10. Al Pacino Glengarry Glen Ross Broadway Photocall
    Inner Retard
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    I can feel his chest watching me. Waiting to let my guard down… Then it’ll strike!

  11. Matthew Lillard Trouble With The Curve Premiere
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    Chris Hansen incognito

  12. Matthew Lillard Trouble With The Curve Premiere
    Ronaldo
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    Got old fast

  13. Al Pacino Glengarry Glen Ross Broadway Photocall
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    there is such a thing as too much cleavage.

  14. Lucy Mecklenburgh Cleavage UK Lingerie Awards
    ty
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    Hello, nurse!

  15. Brooke Mueller Hippie Clothes
    Inner Retard
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    What was Charlie Sheen thinking?! Oh, yeah. He was high most of the time.

  16. Jude Law Scruffy Beard
    Crissy
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    Dude Naw!

  17. Joe Massingill Trouble With The Curve Premiere
    meeps!
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    Chaz Bono looks great!

    • broduhjenner

      Not caz bono. But you’re correct in that he is one of Cher’s children that dude from the mask.

  18. Georgina Leahy Deepthroating Snake UK Lingerie Awards
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    This feels like a straight up challenge to Kim Kardashian

  19. Brooke Mueller Hippie Clothes
    Cock Dr
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    Southwest native American style gone horribly wrong.

  20. Prince Charles Camilla Duchess of Cornwall African Drummers
    Joe
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    “Camilla, look! A Negro! And he’s musical!”

  21. Carly Rae Jepsen Butt Legs Leather Minidress
    Joe
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    Snooki 2.0

  22. Brooke Mueller Hippie Clothes
    Commented on this photo:

    if you didn’t already know too much blow has a devastating effect on your ‘fashion’ sense………

  23. Alicia Silverstone Bear Blu Gods Behaving Badly Set
    Diablo Dude
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    Did they name the kid after some gay pornstar?

  24. Carly Rae Jepsen Butt Legs Leather Minidress
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    *jaw cracking yawn*

  25. Judd Nelson Shaggy Hair Goatee Yellow Glasses
    Commented on this photo:

    I think we need to administer a paternity test to Al Pacino and Christopher Walken.

  26. Brooke Mueller Hippie Clothes
    Billebuoy
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    And yet the media led us to believe Charlie was the crazy one in that relationship? Damn!,

  27. Khloe Kardashian Bindie Cleavage Mason Disick
    Joe
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    That’s a Wookie tribal mark on her forehead, folks. No big deal.

  28. Carly Rae Jepsen Butt Legs Leather Minidress
    frowny
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    Run, Forrest, run!

  29. Carly Rae Jepsen Butt Legs Leather Minidress
    Inner Retard
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    Damn, I thought it was the moo cow. I don’t know if I should feel relieved or disappointed.

  30. Carly Rae Jepsen Butt Legs Leather Minidress
    Cock Dr
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    Wearing shoes that make you look like a polio victim must be the new hip thing.

  31. Judd Nelson Shaggy Hair Goatee Yellow Glasses
    Minky Wail
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    Willy Wonka: The Lost Years

  32. Judd Nelson Shaggy Hair Goatee Yellow Glasses
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Just to be careful, check his shoes twice.

  33. Prince Charles Camilla Duchess of Cornwall African Drummers
    Billebuoy
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    That drummer is thinking “Damn. Charles really fucked up marrying THAT one!”

  34. Demi Moore Skinny
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    my first thought; the movie ‘death becomes her’. no special effects needed for Demi. gadzooks.

  35. Richard Grieco Hat Sunglasses WOW Emmy Gifting Suite
    dontkillthemessenger
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    If Bear Blu doesn’t turn out like this, I’ll be shocked.

  36. Richard Grieco Hat Sunglasses WOW Emmy Gifting Suite
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    He’s like the Lindsay Lohan of red carpets: hasn’t worked in years and everyone asks what the fuck they are doing there… Oh yeah, and drugs…. Lots and lots of drugs

  37. Pippa Middleton Butt Tight Jeans
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Is this the back of a milk carton?

  38. Carly Rae Jepsen Butt Legs Leather Minidress
    Billebuoy
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    I guess she’s tired of all the calls.

  39. Prince Charles Camilla Duchess of Cornwall African Drummers
    Deacon Jones
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    “Now polish thy shoes before I brain ye!!”

    “Prince Charles, this is a photo-op.”

  40. Joe Massingill Trouble With The Curve Premiere
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    who the hell is this dude? and why the fuck didn’t he change his name?

  41. Prince Charles Camilla Duchess of Cornwall African Drummers
    cagster
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    The sign obviously knows something about Charlie.

  42. Steven Tyler Socks And Sandals
    Inner Retard
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    I thought it was physically impossible for Sarah Jessica Parker to age any further.

  43. Justin Timberlake Trouble With The Curve Premiere
    Commented on this photo:

    Have you ever had a fart turn into something far worse? For those and other unexpected episodes, you need jeans that will stem the tide and keep you looking fresh, even when you know otherwise. You need the highest quality denim available. You need William Rast.

  44. Matthew Lillard Trouble With The Curve Premiere
    Deacon Jones
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    How can he do that without making a face?

  45. Al Pacino Glengarry Glen Ross Broadway Photocall
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    “And I think what I want to say is….hooooohaaaa?”

  46. Brooke Mueller Hippie Clothes
    cockmeup
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    channeling the vapors very poorly.

  47. Monica Baccarin Side Boob Trouble With The Curve Premiere
    theoriginal LJ
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    Isn’t her name Morena?

  48. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Tight Dress Quick Trim Event
    Billebuoy
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    Quicktrim VIP event? Is that a rehab for egotistical asses?

  49. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Tight Dress Quick Trim Event
    Cock Dr
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    MOO
    Although her face is looking more and more like a camel.
    What noise does a camel make?

  50. Michael Strahan
    Joe
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    He just saw the previous photo.

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