The Crap We Missed – Thursday 9.20.12

September 20th, 2012 // 578 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed, which I’m going to warn you contains devil magic. That dress was forged in hellfire and I’ll fight anyone who says otherwise. We’ve also got Brooke Mueller recounting how she scored her last fix, Anne Hathaway and I disagreeing that nobody should see this, Judd Nelson miraculously not on the no-fly list, and finally, Internet, meet Joe Massingill, Joe Massingill, meet The Internet.

You will not enjoy this,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Brooke Mueller Hippie Clothes
    chiefcall
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    Best emu impression ever

  2. Kelly Osbourne Man Jaw Forever Crazy
    mannypower
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    She de-plumped. I do not approve.

  3. Carly Rae Jepsen Butt Legs Leather Minidress
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    She’s pretty cute in a “goddamn, I’d like to throat-fuck her” sort of way…

  4. Mel B Bra See Through Shirt
    Pine Table Fever
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    The B stands for ‘breasts’.

  5. Kelly Osbourne Man Jaw Forever Crazy
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    Sing Crazy Tranny!

  6. Demi Moore Skinny
    noodle
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    My goo! Give me my goo!! I’m falling apart you fools! GOOOOOOOO!

  7. Monica Baccarin Side Boob Trouble With The Curve Premiere
    squishy
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    Pure hotness!!

  8. Al Pacino Glengarry Glen Ross Broadway Photocall
    squishy
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    Nice to see Pacino utilizing the shower and his blow dryer…too bad he couldn’t find a shirt!

  9. Brooke Mueller Hippie Clothes
    squishy
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    “Would you at least consider a date with Tom?”

  10. Prince Charles Camilla Duchess of Cornwall African Drummers
    squishy
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    Such a charmed, worry free, expense paid, life you lead.

  11. Steven Tyler Socks And Sandals
    squishy
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    Where is his hand….ew, never mind!

  12. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Tight Dress Quick Trim Event
    squishy
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    Guess they don’t take the VIP part very seriously…

  13. Bobby Cannavale Glengarry Glen Ross Broadway
    squishy
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    Duuuude! Not enough grease!!

  14. Alicia Silverstone Bear Blu Gods Behaving Badly Set
    squishy
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    Well, if that name doesn’t fuck a kid up, middle school should!

  15. Al Pacino Glengarry Glen Ross Broadway Photocall
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    “I coulda been a contenduh!”

  16. Mel B Bra See Through Shirt
    Radadoon
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    The Baltimore Ravens new starting linebacker when Ray Lewis retires.

  17. Michael Strahan
    Raoul
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    Well don’t get your dick stuck in the car door next time.

  18. Demi Moore Skinny
    Martina
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    Joan Crawford comes to mind ….
    mommy dearest

  19. Alicia Silverstone Bear Blu Gods Behaving Badly Set
    Martina
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    “Bear Blu”? What is it with these people, don’t they know how to name a goddamnbed child?

  20. Claudia Romani Butt Bikini
    Martina
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    Oh my … who wouldn’t want to hook up to that ass?

  21. Anne Hathaway Cameltoe Yoga Pants
    Anderson Pooper
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    Alas, only camel-knuckle; no toe.

  22. Monica Baccarin Side Boob Trouble With The Curve Premiere
    Next.....
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    Cute haircut……NOT

  23. Carly Rae Jepsen Butt Legs Leather Minidress
    Rosie the Riveting
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    Does “junk in the trunk” translate differently in Canadian?

  24. Brooke Mueller Hippie Clothes
    Dave
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    It looks like she’s not as happy about getting “The Full Cher” as she thought she would be.

  25. Brooke Mueller Hippie Clothes
    Ripley's Believe It Or Not.
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    The taste from all of Charlie’s cum tat she swallowed must’ve finally hit home.

  26. Georgina Leahy Deepthroating Snake UK Lingerie Awards
    Ripley's Believe It Or Not.
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    Snake: Dang’it. No brains in here to feast on. Next!

  27. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Tight Dress Quick Trim Event
    Josie
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    kim k is lookin fineee

  28. Lucy Mecklenburgh Cleavage UK Lingerie Awards
    Josie
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    dont kno who she is but i freakin love her dress!!

  29. Prince Charles Camilla Duchess of Cornwall African Drummers
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    “Curse you, Peter Pan. I, Captain Hook will eventually be your downfall...Har-har-har…”

  30. Demi Moore Skinny
    Mama Pinkus
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    she is so desperate and sad

  31. Carly Rae Jepsen Butt Legs Leather Minidress
    quijibo
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    That’s some classy footwear.

  32. Carly Rae Jepsen Butt Legs Leather Minidress
    Carly
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    Run Forest, run!

  33. Jude Law Scruffy Beard
    SFRowGuy
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    Jude, I’ve warned you about making that face in public before. Hopefully there weren’t too many women around for you to impregnate.

  34. Prince Charles Camilla Duchess of Cornwall African Drummers
    Carlos
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    I’ve been loonkig for a post like this forever (and a day)

  35. Prince Charles Camilla Duchess of Cornwall African Drummers
    pjslzrlpuf
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    NntSUC owolpeoftsos

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