Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed, which I’m going to warn you contains devil magic. That dress was forged in hellfire and I’ll fight anyone who says otherwise. We’ve also got Brooke Mueller recounting how she scored her last fix, Anne Hathaway and I disagreeing that nobody should see this, Judd Nelson miraculously not on the no-fly list, and finally, Internet, meet Joe Massingill, Joe Massingill, meet The Internet.
You will not enjoy this,
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Best emu impression ever
She de-plumped. I do not approve.
She’s pretty cute in a “goddamn, I’d like to throat-fuck her” sort of way…
The B stands for ‘breasts’.
Sing Crazy Tranny!
My goo! Give me my goo!! I’m falling apart you fools! GOOOOOOOO!
Pure hotness!!
Nice to see Pacino utilizing the shower and his blow dryer…too bad he couldn’t find a shirt!
“Would you at least consider a date with Tom?”
Such a charmed, worry free, expense paid, life you lead.
Where is his hand….ew, never mind!
Guess they don’t take the VIP part very seriously…
Duuuude! Not enough grease!!
Well, if that name doesn’t fuck a kid up, middle school should!
“I coulda been a contenduh!”
The Baltimore Ravens new starting linebacker when Ray Lewis retires.
Well don’t get your dick stuck in the car door next time.
Joan Crawford comes to mind ….
mommy dearest
“Bear Blu”? What is it with these people, don’t they know how to name a goddamnbed child?
Oh my … who wouldn’t want to hook up to that ass?
Alas, only camel-knuckle; no toe.
Cute haircut……NOT
Does “junk in the trunk” translate differently in Canadian?
It looks like she’s not as happy about getting “The Full Cher” as she thought she would be.
The taste from all of Charlie’s cum tat she swallowed must’ve finally hit home.
Snake: Dang’it. No brains in here to feast on. Next!
kim k is lookin fineee
dont kno who she is but i freakin love her dress!!
“Curse you, Peter Pan. I, Captain Hook will eventually be your downfall...Har-har-har…”
she is so desperate and sad
That’s some classy footwear.
Run Forest, run!
Jude, I’ve warned you about making that face in public before. Hopefully there weren’t too many women around for you to impregnate.
I’ve been loonkig for a post like this forever (and a day)
NntSUC owolpeoftsos