The Crap We Missed – Thursday 9.19.13

September 19th, 2013 // 354 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed that’s got more innuendo in it than my interview for this job. I still haven’t figured out how my ability to “keep my eyes closed and breathe through my nose” is in any way related to this Photo Boy gig, but whatever, the pay’s steady. So here’s Jake Gyllenhaal giving these “boob thingies everyone’s always going on about a try,” then there’s Howie Mandel with a bag of nuts over his nuts because COMEDY, and Ajay Rochester who isn’t even American but goddamm did she ever capture our essence in one candid photo.

“I call BS, there’s no gun,” you say? Prove to me it’s not in there somewhere. *drops mic*

- Photo Boy

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  1. Ajay Rochester American Flag Bikini
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    ‘Murrica. Now available in Australia.

  2. Eddie Murphy With Transvestite
    cc
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    ‘Fuck this, last time I listen to Hugh Grant’

  3. Angela Simmons Butt Bikini
    cc
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    Angela Simmons sitting on Miami.

  4. Mel Gibson Crazy Face
    flaT
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    AMURIKA!

    Now where’s the buffet.

  5. Hugh Jackman Rubbing Matt Lauers Shoulders Savannah Guthrie Today Show
    cc
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    I’ll play Bush and you play the German Chancellor.

  6. Maitland Ward Cleavage The Wizard Of Oz Opening Night Pantages Theatre
    Pickle Nose
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    It must be cheap for Fish to buy photos of this Broad, hence the daily Maitland Ward feature. Regardless, she would be great in a “Life of Pi” scenario because you could motorboat the shit out of her big ol’ fakers and then use her shiny forehead as an emergency beacon.

  7. Maria Shriver Death Stare
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    Take my keys and run! RUN!

  8. Mel Gibson Crazy Face
    Pickle Nose
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    God, he looks crazy.

  9. Ben Affleck Justin Timberlake Runner Runner Premiere
    cc
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    So, tell me honestly, did you ever plant you flag on J Lo’s ass?

  10. Paula Patton Nipples Tight Leather Dress
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    Thick Thicke

  11. Paula Patton Nipples Tight Leather Dress
    EricLR
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    What’s my size??

    Oh fuck it, just spray paint it on.

  12. Cameron Diaz Middle Finger
    cc
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    Someone’s holding up a mirror, I guess.

  13. Amy Markham Sideboob Tank Top
    Pickle Nose
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    (Marv Albert voice) Sideboob FTW! Yesss!

    • Pickle Nose

      or alternatively “Butterface, FTW!. Yesss!” (google her)

      • anonymous

        If a chick walks by with her bare boobs hanging out of a loose tank and you are looking at her face, I think you are doing it wrong.

      • Pickle Nose

        Right you are, Good Sir. I have a one year old and a pregnant wife. Needless to say, I am horny and would probably explode if this woman walked on the opposite side of the street as me. My use of the term “Butterface” a merely a defense mechanism to legitimize the lack of fun that I am currently having.

      • No, you fucking nailed it. I googled for more pictures of her and she is a fucking farm fresh churned butterface…and the boobs are really bad fakes.

  14. Angela Simmons Butt Bikini
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    Looks like her ass is falling off.

  15. Eddie Murphy With Transvestite
    EricLR
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    That Axel Foley, always getting into some mess or another.

  16. Paula Patton Nipples Tight Leather Dress
    ruckus
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    The dress is so tight, you can tell Antoine Dodson isn’t really jewish.

  17. Hugh Jackman Rubbing Matt Lauers Shoulders Savannah Guthrie Today Show
    EricLR
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    When I tried this with Russell Crowe, he punched me.

  18. Jeremy Irons Death Stare Trashed Documentary Press Conference
    Pickle Nose
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    “Do you know how much I hate you?”

  19. Maria Shriver Death Stare
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    “No. We DON’T need a maid. Very funny.”

  20. Maria Shriver Death Stare
    EricLR
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    When women move to Hollywood, are they just automatically assigned a sassy gay friend or do they have to apply?

  21. Mary Louise Parker Hunter Parrish
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    I think it’s nice that she brings her son to these things.

  22. Eddie Murphy With Transvestite
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    “When I said ‘Lift it up and see what’s underneath’ I wasn’t referring to the car door.”

  23. Maitland Ward Cleavage The Wizard Of Oz Opening Night Pantages Theatre
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    She plays the Wicked Slut of the West…she dissolves if you spray Purell on her.

  24. Ajay Rochester American Flag Bikini
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    30 years from now:
    Honey Boo Boo: Still coming!

  25. Ben Affleck Justin Timberlake Runner Runner Premiere
    EricLR
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    The song going through Justin Timberlake’s mind right now is titled “If Only I Could Be Matt Damon (I Could Win Your Love)”.

  26. Cameron Diaz Middle Finger
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Move that bottle 2 inches to the right and… yep, that’s the best she’s looked in years.

  27. Mickey Rourke Belly Sticking Out Skinny Jeans Kai Greene Hands Generation Iron Premiere
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    Mickey’s Peter Pan getaway shoes really complete that ensemble.

  28. Ajay Rochester American Flag Bikini
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    I thought it was Honey Boo Boo’s mom, but then I thought how dumb I am for stereotyping all large women in a bikini making a spectacle of themselves as someone just looking for attention in any way possible whether it’s demeaning or not.

  29. Mel Gibson Crazy Face
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    assclown

  30. Mickey Rourke Belly Sticking Out Skinny Jeans Kai Greene Hands Generation Iron Premiere
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Who and why?

    My bad, I meant “Why, who, and why?”

  31. Paula Patton Nipples Tight Leather Dress
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    Blurred nips.

  32. Paula Patton Nipples Tight Leather Dress
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    Wow…man face.

  33. Bethenny Frankel Posing For Photographers With Daughter Bryn
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    What ass?

  34. Jake Gyllenhaal Amber Tamblyn SiriusXM Studios
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    Amber’s wearing a dark ensemble by Vera Wang while her co-star Jake is sporting the new Eddie Munster Hair Helmet, available exclusively at Kohl’s.

  35. Ajay Rochester American Flag Bikini
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Rochester is a few hours from my house, and trust me, it isn’t this big.

  36. Heidi Klum, Howie Mandel Bag Of Almonds Stuffed In Pants Americas Got Talent Finale Red Carpet
    I'mCool
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    “Howie, I always thought you were funny, but now I can see you’re nuts.”

  37. Mary Louise Parker Hunter Parrish
    EricLR
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    This will end with a restraining order and 128 voice messages featuring Mary-Louise Parker screaming “ANSWER THE PHONE!!! ARE YOU WITH YOUR LITTLE FUCK BITCH???”

  38. Amy Markham Sideboob Tank Top
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    That’s not even really “sideboob.” It’s just boob.

  39. Ajay Rochester American Flag Bikini
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    The saltwater crocodile suddenly felt very mortal.

  40. Eddie Murphy With Transvestite
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    Does this picture even need a joke? No!

  41. Alex Miskirtchian Jean Claude Van Damme
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    And this little finger would go right up your ass if you’d like to meet me after the ceremony, Jean-Claude Van Damme.

  42. Ajay Rochester American Flag Bikini
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    Sugar Bear, get Mama June a towel will ya?

  43. Maitland Ward Cleavage The Wizard Of Oz Opening Night Pantages Theatre
    EricLR
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    There’s no place like home.

  44. Amy Markham Sideboob Tank Top
    dontkillthemessenger
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    I’d say “Who”, but I know better than to ruin a good thing.

  45. Angela Simmons Butt Bikini
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    Montana Fishburne style sex tape, please.

  46. Heidi Klum, Howie Mandel Bag Of Almonds Stuffed In Pants Americas Got Talent Finale Red Carpet
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    He’s so zany!!!! LOL!!!!

  47. Jeremy Irons Death Stare Trashed Documentary Press Conference
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    This is what Harry Dean Stanton would look like if he wasn’t doing whatever it is he’s doing right now.

  48. Mickey Rourke Belly Sticking Out Skinny Jeans Kai Greene Hands Generation Iron Premiere
    EricLR
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    Why does Mickey Rourke always look like he’s been photoshopped by someone playing a cruel joke?

  49. Ajay Rochester American Flag Bikini
    I'mCool
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    Laugh all you want. You should have seen how big she was before she swam to Australia.

  50. Mel Gibson Crazy Face
    EricLR
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    Remember when he only used to play crazy in movies?

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