The Crap We Missed – Thursday 9.19.13

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed that’s got more innuendo in it than my interview for this job. I still haven’t figured out how my ability to “keep my eyes closed and breathe through my nose” is in any way related to this Photo Boy gig, but whatever, the pay’s steady. So here’s Jake Gyllenhaal giving these “boob thingies everyone’s always going on about a try,” then there’s Howie Mandel with a bag of nuts over his nuts because COMEDY, and Ajay Rochester who isn’t even American but goddamm did she ever capture our essence in one candid photo.

“I call BS, there’s no gun,” you say? Prove to me it’s not in there somewhere. *drops mic*

- Photo Boy

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