The Crap We Missed – Thursday 9.17.12

September 27th, 2012 // 634 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed, where we play another inspirational round of Who Gave Birth Three Months After Jessica Simpson, Yet Looks Like She Never Ate An Entire Pizza Hut? We’ve also got Priscilla Presley and Mickey Rourke, who I defy you to prove to me aren’t the same person, as well as what could be one of Ke$ha‘s dozen or so labia hanging out of her Thunderdome get-up. There’s really no way to tell without a breathing apparatus and the steely nerve of a bomb squad technician.

Did I mention Dinklage and Willow were in here? Enjoy,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Priscilla Presley Snow White And The Seven Dwarfs Costume
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    Mother Pus Bucket!

  2. Priscilla Presley Snow White And The Seven Dwarfs Costume
    XGL
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    I always knew scientology would fuck her over eventually

  3. Peter Dinklage Facial Scars Game Of Thrones Set
    XGL
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    Dinklage > almost anyone

  4. Priscilla Presley Snow White And The Seven Dwarfs Costume
    growler
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    Priscilla,, How dare all of the above for attacking your face, because it looks as though the doctor all ready did.

  5. Ke$ha Cleavage Legs Bodysuit
    XGL
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    I’m sorry -she still looks better than kimmy

  6. Vanessa Williams Nipples Bra See Through Shirt
    XGL
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    That is how you age gracefully. I’m sure she has had work done, but it was done well and tastefully, as it should be

  7. Jennifer Love Hewitt No Make Up
    XGL
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    Her boobs have had a decent career. Her? Not so much.

  8. Pippa Middleton Butt Tight Skirt
    XGL
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    Pippa: Stuffed ass to get the attention off Kate at Kate’s wedding
    Kate: Nude pictures to get the attention off Pippa’s ass
    Your move, Pippa. Might I suggest dating mickey rourke?

  9. Priscilla Presley Snow White And The Seven Dwarfs Costume
    bamf
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    Stoltz!

  10. Ke$ha Cleavage Legs Bodysuit
    bamf
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    Nice penis

  11. Olivia Wilde Cleavage Butt Tight Dress
    XGL
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    Anyone who doesn’t like this girl is jealous. She’s cute, smart, funny, and talented. Total package.

  12. Heather Locklear
    bamf
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    ima gettin fuckst tonight!

  13. Emma Watson Cleavage
    ds78
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    Just repeating what most are saying. One of the prettiest faces out there.

  14. Frankie Muniz Popped Collar
    Eric
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    I never realized that Malcolm in the Middle was Breaking Bad (The Early Years).

  15. Warwick Davis Snow Whithe And The Seven Dwarfs Costume
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    Ever try to make Shrinky Dinks in an old oven that doesn’t heat evenly so the bottom half ends up shrinking more than the top half…yup, like that…

  16. Warwick Davis Snow Whithe And The Seven Dwarfs Costume
    mbcl
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    The twist in this version he plays the ‘handsome prince’.

  17. AnnaLynne McCord Flag Football Uniform Denise Richards Butt Tight Dress 90210 Set
    mbcl
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    That guy is doing a fake cough to cover his fart.

  18. Priscilla Presley Snow White And The Seven Dwarfs Costume
    zomgbie
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    not good. and i see wrinkles.

  19. Emma Watson Cleavage
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    She kind of reminds me of Keira Knightley, but with boobs. I mean, sort of.

  20. Emma Watson Cleavage
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    wow! what an angle!

  21. Sting Midriff Extra Small Shirt
    Miranda Veracruz De La Hoya Cardenal
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    I just wanna say… I appreciate a little trail leading to the promised land. Not saying the promised land is in his pants. Just hate the waxed look.

  22. Chelsea Clinton No Make Up Yoga Pants
    Miranda Veracruz De La Hoya Cardenal
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    I like her.

  23. Keanu Reeves Spotty Beard
    Alexggb
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    Does he not age AT ALL? I’ve always liked him. I have the feeling he must be a great guy.

  24. Priscilla Presley Snow White And The Seven Dwarfs Costume
    Whateves
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    Hello Amanda. You don’t know me, but I know you. I want to play a game. Here’s what happens if you lose. The device you are wearing is hooked into your upper and lower jaw. When the timer in the back goes off, your mouth will be permanently ripped open. Think of it like a reverse bear trap. Here, I’ll show you. There is only one key to open the device. It’s in the stomach of your dead cellmate. Look around Amanda. Know that I’m not lying. Better hurry up. Live or die, make your choice.

  25. Priscilla Presley Snow White And The Seven Dwarfs Costume
    Hank E. Ring
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    I wonder when Chyna will start wrestling again?

  26. Peter Dinklage Facial Scars Game Of Thrones Set
    Gingerkitty
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    Scar or no scar, I’m still totally smitten with the character on the show, and the actor. Dinklage is single handedly responsible for making dwarves sexy.

  27. Peter Dinklage Facial Scars Game Of Thrones Set
    kravdan
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    Call me an Elf one more time!

  28. Emma Watson Cleavage
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    bet she has a look that makes men come instantly….its called “all of them”

  29. Priscilla Presley Snow White And The Seven Dwarfs Costume
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    Ouch.

  30. Peter Dinklage Facial Scars Game Of Thrones Set
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    so THAT is how they’re dealing with Tyrion’s disfigurement? A scratch? HBO Tyrion got off easy…

  31. Sting Midriff Extra Small Shirt
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    He looks more like “Stang”…cuz you know, past tense.

  32. Ke$ha Cleavage Legs Bodysuit
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    Is she having sex with a ghost right NOW?

  33. Warwick Davis Snow Whithe And The Seven Dwarfs Costume
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    Let me guess…he ain’t playing Snow White.

  34. Keanu Reeves Spotty Beard
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    “no, man whose sleeves are too long, these flowers are not for you”

  35. Russell Brand Stained Shirt Pajama Pants No Socks Sneakers
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    I’ve never seen anyone put so much effort into trying to look like they don’t care what they look like.

  36. Kachina Dechert Butt Tight Shorts Mila Kunis Stunt Double The Angriest Man In Brooklyn Set
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    Note to England: THIS is what we call an ass in the US…you can keep Pippa.

  37. Chelsea Clinton No Make Up Yoga Pants
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    When she was a little girl, you could look at her and just know she was going to be an unattractive woman…but then she blossomed into a very wealthy woman.

  38. Keanu Reeves Spotty Beard
    Edg
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    don’t mess around Keanu your husband gave you those flowers (I wonder how time will take him to come outta the closet)

  39. Priscilla Presley Snow White And The Seven Dwarfs Costume
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    Suddenly Lisa Marie’s marriage just got a WHOLE lot creepier… What’s the lesbian version of an Oedipal complex called?

  40. Keanu Reeves Spotty Beard
    AnnaD.
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    Love him, face-fuzz & all.

  41. Russell Brand Stained Shirt Pajama Pants No Socks Sneakers
    AnnaD.
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    How does that even happen

  42. Emma Watson Cleavage
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    My inner lesbian just came out to play. Hullo, Emma.

  43. MIckey Rourke Grabbing Womans Face
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    That jacket Mickey stole from that guy who passed out at last night’s party looks really good on him.

  44. AnnaLynne McCord Flag Football Uniform Denise Richards Butt Tight Dress 90210 Set
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    Strange that the older of the two women looks better in this photo. Denise has always been gorgeous.

    Oh, and btw guys…Denise isn’t wearing any undies. I’m a girl, trust me, I know.

  45. Keanu Reeves Spotty Beard
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    I met Keanu a few years ago when we were both surfing the same beach. He seems like a nice guy. But I wish he would smile more.

  46. Heather Locklear
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    Heather looks better than she has in a long time, very pretty and happy here. Let’s hope it’s for keeps.

  47. Russell Brand Stained Shirt Pajama Pants No Socks Sneakers
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    I don’t understand the appeal of this guy. Not sexy, not handsome, not funny.

  48. Daisy Lowe Butt Tight Stonewashed Jeans
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    Note to Daisy Lowe: Cigarettes and Red Bull will keep you skinny, but they won’t tone your arse.

    You need “exercise”. Say it with me: Ecks-errr-size. Very good! Now go do some.

  49. Olivia Wilde Cleavage Butt Tight Dress
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    There’s a theory that people who look good on camera are short with heads that are far too large for their bodies.

    I give you Exhibit A.

  50. Priscilla Presley Snow White And The Seven Dwarfs Costume
    zomgbie
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    prometheus 2: the engineer’s wife.

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