Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed, where we play another inspirational round of Who Gave Birth Three Months After Jessica Simpson, Yet Looks Like She Never Ate An Entire Pizza Hut? We’ve also got Priscilla Presley and Mickey Rourke, who I defy you to prove to me aren’t the same person, as well as what could be one of Ke$ha‘s dozen or so labia hanging out of her Thunderdome get-up. There’s really no way to tell without a breathing apparatus and the steely nerve of a bomb squad technician.
Did I mention Dinklage and Willow were in here? Enjoy,
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Mother Pus Bucket!
I always knew scientology would fuck her over eventually
Dinklage > almost anyone
Priscilla,, How dare all of the above for attacking your face, because it looks as though the doctor all ready did.
I’m sorry -she still looks better than kimmy
That is how you age gracefully. I’m sure she has had work done, but it was done well and tastefully, as it should be
Her boobs have had a decent career. Her? Not so much.
Pippa: Stuffed ass to get the attention off Kate at Kate’s wedding
Kate: Nude pictures to get the attention off Pippa’s ass
Your move, Pippa. Might I suggest dating mickey rourke?
Stoltz!
Nice penis
Anyone who doesn’t like this girl is jealous. She’s cute, smart, funny, and talented. Total package.
ima gettin fuckst tonight!
Just repeating what most are saying. One of the prettiest faces out there.
I never realized that Malcolm in the Middle was Breaking Bad (The Early Years).
Ever try to make Shrinky Dinks in an old oven that doesn’t heat evenly so the bottom half ends up shrinking more than the top half…yup, like that…
The twist in this version he plays the ‘handsome prince’.
That guy is doing a fake cough to cover his fart.
not good. and i see wrinkles.
She kind of reminds me of Keira Knightley, but with boobs. I mean, sort of.
wow! what an angle!
and what an angel too!
I just wanna say… I appreciate a little trail leading to the promised land. Not saying the promised land is in his pants. Just hate the waxed look.
I like her.
Does he not age AT ALL? I’ve always liked him. I have the feeling he must be a great guy.
Hello Amanda. You don’t know me, but I know you. I want to play a game. Here’s what happens if you lose. The device you are wearing is hooked into your upper and lower jaw. When the timer in the back goes off, your mouth will be permanently ripped open. Think of it like a reverse bear trap. Here, I’ll show you. There is only one key to open the device. It’s in the stomach of your dead cellmate. Look around Amanda. Know that I’m not lying. Better hurry up. Live or die, make your choice.
I wonder when Chyna will start wrestling again?
Scar or no scar, I’m still totally smitten with the character on the show, and the actor. Dinklage is single handedly responsible for making dwarves sexy.
Call me an Elf one more time!
bet she has a look that makes men come instantly….its called “all of them”
Ouch.
so THAT is how they’re dealing with Tyrion’s disfigurement? A scratch? HBO Tyrion got off easy…
He looks more like “Stang”…cuz you know, past tense.
Is she having sex with a ghost right NOW?
Let me guess…he ain’t playing Snow White.
“no, man whose sleeves are too long, these flowers are not for you”
I’ve never seen anyone put so much effort into trying to look like they don’t care what they look like.
Dude seriously, I wouldn’t even begin to know where to find pants like that. Putting that outfit together would test my college research skills.
Note to England: THIS is what we call an ass in the US…you can keep Pippa.
When she was a little girl, you could look at her and just know she was going to be an unattractive woman…but then she blossomed into a very wealthy woman.
A wealthy and very intelligent woman.
don’t mess around Keanu your husband gave you those flowers (I wonder how time will take him to come outta the closet)
Suddenly Lisa Marie’s marriage just got a WHOLE lot creepier… What’s the lesbian version of an Oedipal complex called?
Love him, face-fuzz & all.
How does that even happen
My inner lesbian just came out to play. Hullo, Emma.
That jacket Mickey stole from that guy who passed out at last night’s party looks really good on him.
Strange that the older of the two women looks better in this photo. Denise has always been gorgeous.
Oh, and btw guys…Denise isn’t wearing any undies. I’m a girl, trust me, I know.
There’s a faint horizontal line – either spanx or boyshorts i’d guess.
I met Keanu a few years ago when we were both surfing the same beach. He seems like a nice guy. But I wish he would smile more.
Heather looks better than she has in a long time, very pretty and happy here. Let’s hope it’s for keeps.
I don’t understand the appeal of this guy. Not sexy, not handsome, not funny.
Note to Daisy Lowe: Cigarettes and Red Bull will keep you skinny, but they won’t tone your arse.
You need “exercise”. Say it with me: Ecks-errr-size. Very good! Now go do some.
There’s a theory that people who look good on camera are short with heads that are far too large for their bodies.
I give you Exhibit A.
prometheus 2: the engineer’s wife.