The Crap We Missed – Thursday 9.17.12

September 27th, 2012 // 634 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed, where we play another inspirational round of Who Gave Birth Three Months After Jessica Simpson, Yet Looks Like She Never Ate An Entire Pizza Hut? We’ve also got Priscilla Presley and Mickey Rourke, who I defy you to prove to me aren’t the same person, as well as what could be one of Ke$ha‘s dozen or so labia hanging out of her Thunderdome get-up. There’s really no way to tell without a breathing apparatus and the steely nerve of a bomb squad technician.

Did I mention Dinklage and Willow were in here? Enjoy,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News

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  1. Ke$ha Cleavage Legs Bodysuit
    CrazyOldNakedFelon
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    Oh my god, Gary Busey really let himself go.

  2. MIckey Rourke Grabbing Womans Face
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    I shed a little tear every time I see his dicked-up face.

  3. Warwick Davis Snow Whithe And The Seven Dwarfs Costume
    Ms. Swan
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    I wants me gold!

  4. Pippa Middleton Butt Tight Skirt
    saavik001
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    British ass…

  5. Chelsea Clinton No Make Up Yoga Pants
    icu
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    the word “Woofcookie” comes to mind.

  6. Pippa Middleton Butt Tight Skirt
    saavik001
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    I’d bugger her… In the parlance of our times…

  7. Heather Locklear
    Ms. Swan
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    Has Kenny Rogers taught us nothing? Jesus, Hollywood!

  8. Kachina Dechert Butt Tight Shorts Mila Kunis Stunt Double The Angriest Man In Brooklyn Set
    saavik001
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    i’d stunt cock that ass

  9. Frankie Muniz Popped Collar
    Ms. Swan
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    So that’s why we haven’t seen him since ‘Malcolm.’

  10. Priscilla Presley Snow White And The Seven Dwarfs Costume
    Pierce Bronzetan
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    Nice beaver

  11. AnnaLynne McCord Flag Football Uniform Denise Richards Butt Tight Dress 90210 Set
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    the old whore teaching the new whore new tricks

  12. Frankie Muniz Popped Collar
    Pierce Bronzetan
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    [Not ghey]
    Damn that kid has pretty eyes
    [Not ghey]

  13. Ke$ha Cleavage Legs Bodysuit
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    the shape of her thighs confounds me.

  14. Keanu Reeves Spotty Beard
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    Will Wheaton needs to shave off the face pubes.

  15. Jessica Stroup Butt Flag Football Uniform 90210 Set
    saavik001
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    ok, she’s ready to fondle the balls… awesome…

  16. Sophia Bush Butt Daisy Dukes
    saavik001
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    So Far, I don’t see any Bush…

  17. Olivia Wilde Cleavage Butt Tight Dress
    saavik001
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    YUM!

  18. Olivia Wilde Cleavage Butt Tight Dress
    saavik001
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    perfect crecent moon ass… yum.

  19. Olivia Wilde Cleavage Butt Tight Dress
    saavik001
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    Excuse ma’am. I’m a TSA agent and I need to check you for weapons.

  20. Ke$ha Cleavage Legs Bodysuit
    Bionic_Crouton
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    Oh My God, I can feel the autotune through my computer screen!

  21. Olivia Wilde Cleavage Butt Tight Dress
    Joaquin ingles
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    She’s built like a lounge chair.

  22. Ke$ha Cleavage Legs Bodysuit
    CANTSTOPSTARING
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    Three Invisible Dicks: Beyond Thunderdome

  23. Emma Watson Cleavage
    Joaquin ingles
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    On the rise. And so am I.

  24. MIckey Rourke Grabbing Womans Face
    Miranda Veracruz De La Hoya Cardenal
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    Well, this blind date is going to end very badly…

  25. AnnaLynne McCord Flag Football Uniform Denise Richards Butt Tight Dress 90210 Set
    Miranda Veracruz De La Hoya Cardenal
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    So AnnaLynne McCord is playing Rebecca Gayheart’s part?

  26. Keanu Reeves Spotty Beard
    Miranda Veracruz De La Hoya Cardenal
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    I would.

  27. Priscilla Presley Snow White And The Seven Dwarfs Costume
    Mike701
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    When Prom Queen Zombies Attack!

  28. Jessica Stroup Butt Flag Football Uniform 90210 Set
    hedgehog
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    perfect surprise buttscex moment

  29. MIckey Rourke Grabbing Womans Face
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    I love seeing the pics of Mickey Rourke as he is simply the epitome of sartorial splendor.

  30. Jeremy Irons Wife Sinead Cusack
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    The crypt keepers keeping watch, take their soul stealing jobs very seriously.

  31. Jaime Pressly Yoga Pants
    Flieber
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    See Jessica? That’s how you ‘mom’.

  32. Peter Dinklage Facial Scars Game Of Thrones Set
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    Not only is Dinklage a damn fine actor, but he also seems like he would be interesting to have a chat with.

  33. Sting Midriff Extra Small Shirt
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    Apparently Sting goes to the same tailor as Mickey Rourke.

  34. Ke$ha Cleavage Legs Bodysuit
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    This pic looks like she’s experiencing a sonic boom or maybe an earthquake. Aside from that I think her face is kinda pretty.

  35. Keanu Reeves Spotty Beard
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    I’ve always kind of liked Keanu. He’s probably not the best actor in the world, but all the people from Hawaii that I’ve met have been really cool.

  36. Heather Locklear
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    “The doctor gave me a prescription for some little white pills, and after taking six?…or was it eight?…well, ten or twelve of them, whatever the bottle said, I feel GREAT!”"

  37. Russell Brand Stained Shirt Pajama Pants No Socks Sneakers
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    Unbelievable…that fucking crop-duster missed him again…???

  38. Daisy Lowe Butt Tight Stonewashed Jeans
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    Hidden under all that clothing is a a perfectly nifty body! *sigh*

  39. Vanessa Williams Nipples Bra See Through Shirt
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    Hi, ‘Nessa. You’re still looking fine, girl!

  40. Jennifer Love Hewitt No Make Up
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    Hefner, hurry up and snag this gal for the magazine before she gets old and decrepit.

  41. Jeremy Irons Wife Sinead Cusack
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    Antique bookends.

  42. Jaime Pressly Yoga Pants
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    I’ve maintained for years that one could base a new religion on Jaime Pressly’s body, making her ass a sacrament.

    [img]http://www.thesuperficial.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/28/Jaime Pressly 52-340_516.jpg[/img]

  43. Christina Milian Holes In Spandex Pants
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    Christina, that get-up makes you look scruffy as hell. Take it off at once!

  44. Russell Brand Stained Shirt Pajama Pants No Socks Sneakers
    Critical Cretin
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    What the… I don’t even know?

  45. AnnaLynne McCord Flag Football Uniform Denise Richards Butt Tight Dress 90210 Set
    martian
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    mother and daughter fantasy and I… jizz in my pants.

  46. Jennifer Love Hewitt No Make Up
    Mr. Popfarts
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    Ahhh, the White Kim Kardasian!!

  47. Priscilla Presley Snow White And The Seven Dwarfs Costume
    Eddie Hitler
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    Jesus H. Murphy, what the HELL did she do to her face? You’d think with all of Elvis’ money combined with the money of her stupid Scumatology cult that at least they could get her a proper face job. She looks like that Jocelyn Catfacebitch woman now.

  48. Christina Milian Holes In Spandex Pants
    Bouncy Castle
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    Erm. What exactly is that guy in the background doing?

  49. Priscilla Presley Snow White And The Seven Dwarfs Costume
    Put It In
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    WTH Happened! She used to be smoking hot.

  50. Emma Watson Cleavage
    XGL
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    Oh my gosh! A sighting of one of the most rare, elusive creatures in the world: A non-drugged-out Holly starlet with beauty and actual talent!

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