Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed, where we play another inspirational round of Who Gave Birth Three Months After Jessica Simpson, Yet Looks Like She Never Ate An Entire Pizza Hut? We’ve also got Priscilla Presley and Mickey Rourke, who I defy you to prove to me aren’t the same person, as well as what could be one of Ke$ha‘s dozen or so labia hanging out of her Thunderdome get-up. There’s really no way to tell without a breathing apparatus and the steely nerve of a bomb squad technician.
Did I mention Dinklage and Willow were in here? Enjoy,
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Oh my god, Gary Busey really let himself go.
I shed a little tear every time I see his dicked-up face.
I wants me gold!
British ass…
the word “Woofcookie” comes to mind.
I’d bugger her… In the parlance of our times…
Has Kenny Rogers taught us nothing? Jesus, Hollywood!
i’d stunt cock that ass
So that’s why we haven’t seen him since ‘Malcolm.’
Nice beaver
the old whore teaching the new whore new tricks
[Not ghey]
Damn that kid has pretty eyes
[Not ghey]
the shape of her thighs confounds me.
Will Wheaton needs to shave off the face pubes.
ok, she’s ready to fondle the balls… awesome…
So Far, I don’t see any Bush…
YUM!
perfect crecent moon ass… yum.
Excuse ma’am. I’m a TSA agent and I need to check you for weapons.
Oh My God, I can feel the autotune through my computer screen!
She’s built like a lounge chair.
Three Invisible Dicks: Beyond Thunderdome
On the rise. And so am I.
Well, this blind date is going to end very badly…
So AnnaLynne McCord is playing Rebecca Gayheart’s part?
I would.
When Prom Queen Zombies Attack!
perfect surprise buttscex moment
I love seeing the pics of Mickey Rourke as he is simply the epitome of sartorial splendor.
The crypt keepers keeping watch, take their soul stealing jobs very seriously.
See Jessica? That’s how you ‘mom’.
Not only is Dinklage a damn fine actor, but he also seems like he would be interesting to have a chat with.
Apparently Sting goes to the same tailor as Mickey Rourke.
This pic looks like she’s experiencing a sonic boom or maybe an earthquake. Aside from that I think her face is kinda pretty.
I’ve always kind of liked Keanu. He’s probably not the best actor in the world, but all the people from Hawaii that I’ve met have been really cool.
“The doctor gave me a prescription for some little white pills, and after taking six?…or was it eight?…well, ten or twelve of them, whatever the bottle said, I feel GREAT!”"
Unbelievable…that fucking crop-duster missed him again…???
Hidden under all that clothing is a a perfectly nifty body! *sigh*
Hi, ‘Nessa. You’re still looking fine, girl!
Hefner, hurry up and snag this gal for the magazine before she gets old and decrepit.
Too late
Antique bookends.
I’ve maintained for years that one could base a new religion on Jaime Pressly’s body, making her ass a sacrament.
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I would worship that. What’s the policy on having sex with the sacred ass?
damn, if my ass looked like that, I think I’d stare at it too.
Christina, that get-up makes you look scruffy as hell. Take it off at once!
What the… I don’t even know?
mother and daughter fantasy and I… jizz in my pants.
Ahhh, the White Kim Kardasian!!
Jesus H. Murphy, what the HELL did she do to her face? You’d think with all of Elvis’ money combined with the money of her stupid Scumatology cult that at least they could get her a proper face job. She looks like that Jocelyn Catfacebitch woman now.
Erm. What exactly is that guy in the background doing?
it’s not real lol but it is hilarious
WTH Happened! She used to be smoking hot.
Oh my gosh! A sighting of one of the most rare, elusive creatures in the world: A non-drugged-out Holly starlet with beauty and actual talent!