Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed, where we play another inspirational round of Who Gave Birth Three Months After Jessica Simpson, Yet Looks Like She Never Ate An Entire Pizza Hut? We’ve also got Priscilla Presley and Mickey Rourke, who I defy you to prove to me aren’t the same person, as well as what could be one of Ke$ha‘s dozen or so labia hanging out of her Thunderdome get-up. There’s really no way to tell without a breathing apparatus and the steely nerve of a bomb squad technician.
Did I mention Dinklage and Willow were in here? Enjoy,
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The should give him one of those little water bottles. That would be adorable.
STOP!.. Hammer time!
Is this the same Warwick Davis who once chewed out Karl Pilkington on “An Idiot Abroad” for degrading little people?
We should put him in Jeff Goldblum’s pod with the Leto brothers. If everything goes according to plan, we should obtain maybe one normal guy plus a giant ball of rags, pubes, and douche we can safely set aside for the next Burning Man.
With our luck we’ll get one large John Mayer.
Poor girl her ass was upstaged by her hotter sister nakedness
What the fuck happened, she used to be-who am I kidding, I’d wreck that in a second
You can choose the red pill or the blue pill. Both are cyanide capsules.
She’s grown into a fine young woman.
Unfortunately, together they turned out like this.
Yeah, I don’t care who you were married to–no panhandling is allowed here.
Malcolm at the End.
Marry me and I’ll let you ride in my car.
Tonight, my dear, we conquer The British Isles! But first, the Blue Plate Special!
The Crap We Missed – Thursday 9.17.12
Ten days off – might confuse the hell out of the archives
Plain white bags–the latest in fast food chic.
Did she steal her clothes from a hooker in 1983?
Frankie says “Relax.”
I always wondered what those Brits were talking about when they kept mentioning their flats.
Why are we even posting other people?
My mommy and daddy are powerful, so I don’t have to be pretty–or vaguely humanoid.
I think you have to shoot these in the new XCom game.
How am I supposed to deposit 25 cents when I’m not even at the bank?
Dude behind her is all pissed off that this is the *one* day he didn’t put his duct tape in the trunk.
There is only a given amount of ass per nation, and the Winslet-Brook lobby has hoarded all of the UK’s stock.
I never knew “double” actually meant “twice as much”. Very well played, Miss Dechert.
I propose we get her and the Willis girls a ride to Winston Rowntree’s Museum of the Theoretical, see what happens.
She’s quickly growing on me. I’m easy like that.
It would be a lot better from the back.
Tempting me to think about sex are you? Well, it worked. Then again, not exactly a secret formula is it.
That wedgy is screaming to be picked by a helpful stranger.
I thought that John McClain shot their helicopter down.
Back on the old “Ass Pads” again. Prince Harry must be back in town.
He found someone haggier than himself, then married her. He’ll feel foxy from now on.
“Oh, I love it here, there are mini slotmachines everywhere!”
How is it that he now looks more like Bono than Bono?
He wants to team up with Amanda Bynes again in ‘Big Fat Liar 2: Vehicular Boogaloo.’
I still want to do bad things to her… whats wrong with me?\
He looks good for once in 10 years…
So Beautiful, I even loved her with the Short, Short Hair..
Aw, how sweet, he brought some flowers to place on the grave of his career.
Uh oh, looks like Hipster Jesus has got the stigmata.
Dwarves that didn’t make the final cut: Lumpy, Puffy, Bloaty, and Clusterfuck.
hahahaha Clusterfuck. xD
Dink Dink!
Now tear off each other clothes and fuck… what are you waiting for?
wanna see a TanMagicTrick?
I just fucked a ghost… I’m all played out…
The willow in the weeds…
Even his beard is questioning his talent…
Shat Hit That… :)
I’d eat that ass
let those titties be free!
Pillow face!