The Crap We Missed – Thursday 9.17.12

September 27th, 2012 // 634 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed, where we play another inspirational round of Who Gave Birth Three Months After Jessica Simpson, Yet Looks Like She Never Ate An Entire Pizza Hut? We’ve also got Priscilla Presley and Mickey Rourke, who I defy you to prove to me aren’t the same person, as well as what could be one of Ke$ha‘s dozen or so labia hanging out of her Thunderdome get-up. There’s really no way to tell without a breathing apparatus and the steely nerve of a bomb squad technician.

Did I mention Dinklage and Willow were in here? Enjoy,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Peter Dinklage Facial Scars Game Of Thrones Set
    EricLR
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    The should give him one of those little water bottles. That would be adorable.

  2. Russell Brand Stained Shirt Pajama Pants No Socks Sneakers
    Arzach
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    STOP!.. Hammer time!

  3. Warwick Davis Snow Whithe And The Seven Dwarfs Costume
    EricLR
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    Is this the same Warwick Davis who once chewed out Karl Pilkington on “An Idiot Abroad” for degrading little people?

  4. Russell Brand Stained Shirt Pajama Pants No Socks Sneakers
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    We should put him in Jeff Goldblum’s pod with the Leto brothers. If everything goes according to plan, we should obtain maybe one normal guy plus a giant ball of rags, pubes, and douche we can safely set aside for the next Burning Man.

  5. Pippa Middleton Butt Tight Skirt
    Arzach
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    Poor girl her ass was upstaged by her hotter sister nakedness

  6. Daisy Lowe Butt Tight Stonewashed Jeans
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    What the fuck happened, she used to be-who am I kidding, I’d wreck that in a second

  7. Keanu Reeves Spotty Beard
    EricLR
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    You can choose the red pill or the blue pill. Both are cyanide capsules.

  8. Chelsea Clinton No Make Up Yoga Pants
    Joaquin ingles
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    She’s grown into a fine young woman.

  9. Russell Brand Stained Shirt Pajama Pants No Socks Sneakers
    EricLR
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    Yeah, I don’t care who you were married to–no panhandling is allowed here.

  10. Frankie Muniz Popped Collar
    EricLR
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    Malcolm at the End.

  11. Jennifer Love Hewitt No Make Up
    EricLR
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    Marry me and I’ll let you ride in my car.

  12. Jeremy Irons Wife Sinead Cusack
    EricLR
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    Tonight, my dear, we conquer The British Isles! But first, the Blue Plate Special!

  13. Ken

    The Crap We Missed – Thursday 9.17.12
    Ten days off – might confuse the hell out of the archives

  14. Jaime Pressly Yoga Pants
    EricLR
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    Plain white bags–the latest in fast food chic.

  15. Christina Milian Holes In Spandex Pants
    EricLR
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    Did she steal her clothes from a hooker in 1983?

  16. Frankie Muniz Popped Collar
    oldfool
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    Frankie says “Relax.”

  17. Pippa Middleton Butt Tight Skirt
    EricLR
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    I always wondered what those Brits were talking about when they kept mentioning their flats.

  18. Jaime Pressly Yoga Pants
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    Why are we even posting other people?

  19. Chelsea Clinton No Make Up Yoga Pants
    EricLR
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    My mommy and daddy are powerful, so I don’t have to be pretty–or vaguely humanoid.

  20. Sophia Bush Butt Daisy Dukes
    EricLR
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    How am I supposed to deposit 25 cents when I’m not even at the bank?

  21. Olivia Wilde Cleavage Butt Tight Dress
    EricLR
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    Dude behind her is all pissed off that this is the *one* day he didn’t put his duct tape in the trunk.

  22. Pippa Middleton Butt Tight Skirt
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    There is only a given amount of ass per nation, and the Winslet-Brook lobby has hoarded all of the UK’s stock.

  23. Kachina Dechert Butt Tight Shorts Mila Kunis Stunt Double The Angriest Man In Brooklyn Set
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    I never knew “double” actually meant “twice as much”. Very well played, Miss Dechert.

  24. Chelsea Clinton No Make Up Yoga Pants
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    I propose we get her and the Willis girls a ride to Winston Rowntree’s Museum of the Theoretical, see what happens.

  25. Sophia Bush Butt Daisy Dukes
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    She’s quickly growing on me. I’m easy like that.

  26. Jaime Pressly Yoga Pants
    cc
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    It would be a lot better from the back.

  27. Jessica Stroup Butt Flag Football Uniform 90210 Set
    cc
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    Tempting me to think about sex are you? Well, it worked. Then again, not exactly a secret formula is it.

  28. Kachina Dechert Butt Tight Shorts Mila Kunis Stunt Double The Angriest Man In Brooklyn Set
    cc
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    That wedgy is screaming to be picked by a helpful stranger.

  29. Jeremy Irons Wife Sinead Cusack
    Joey G
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    I thought that John McClain shot their helicopter down.

  30. Pippa Middleton Butt Tight Skirt
    Joey G
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    Back on the old “Ass Pads” again. Prince Harry must be back in town.

  31. Jeremy Irons Wife Sinead Cusack
    Blackberry Jackson
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    He found someone haggier than himself, then married her. He’ll feel foxy from now on.

  32. Sophia Bush Butt Daisy Dukes
    cc
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    “Oh, I love it here, there are mini slotmachines everywhere!”

  33. Sting Midriff Extra Small Shirt
    Milwaukee Joe
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    How is it that he now looks more like Bono than Bono?

  34. Frankie Muniz Popped Collar
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    He wants to team up with Amanda Bynes again in ‘Big Fat Liar 2: Vehicular Boogaloo.’

  35. Emma Watson Cleavage
    saavik001
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    I still want to do bad things to her… whats wrong with me?\

  36. MIckey Rourke Grabbing Womans Face
    saavik001
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    He looks good for once in 10 years…

  37. Emma Watson Cleavage
    coyote
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    So Beautiful, I even loved her with the Short, Short Hair..

  38. Keanu Reeves Spotty Beard
    Swearin
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    Aw, how sweet, he brought some flowers to place on the grave of his career.

  39. Russell Brand Stained Shirt Pajama Pants No Socks Sneakers
    Swearin
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    Uh oh, looks like Hipster Jesus has got the stigmata.

  40. Priscilla Presley Snow White And The Seven Dwarfs Costume
    Jezebel
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    Dwarves that didn’t make the final cut: Lumpy, Puffy, Bloaty, and Clusterfuck.

  41. Peter Dinklage Facial Scars Game Of Thrones Set
    saavik001
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    Dink Dink!

  42. AnnaLynne McCord Flag Football Uniform Denise Richards Butt Tight Dress 90210 Set
    saavik001
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    Now tear off each other clothes and fuck… what are you waiting for?

  43. Sting Midriff Extra Small Shirt
    saavik001
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    wanna see a TanMagicTrick?

  44. Ke$ha Cleavage Legs Bodysuit
    saavik001
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    I just fucked a ghost… I’m all played out…

  45. Warwick Davis Snow Whithe And The Seven Dwarfs Costume
    saavik001
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    The willow in the weeds…

  46. Keanu Reeves Spotty Beard
    saavik001
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    Even his beard is questioning his talent…

  47. Heather Locklear
    saavik001
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    Shat Hit That… :)

  48. Daisy Lowe Butt Tight Stonewashed Jeans
    saavik001
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    I’d eat that ass

  49. Jennifer Love Hewitt No Make Up
    saavik001
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    let those titties be free!

  50. Priscilla Presley Snow White And The Seven Dwarfs Costume
    Ms. Swan
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    Pillow face!

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