Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed, where we play another inspirational round of Who Gave Birth Three Months After Jessica Simpson, Yet Looks Like She Never Ate An Entire Pizza Hut? We’ve also got Priscilla Presley and Mickey Rourke, who I defy you to prove to me aren’t the same person, as well as what could be one of Ke$ha‘s dozen or so labia hanging out of her Thunderdome get-up. There’s really no way to tell without a breathing apparatus and the steely nerve of a bomb squad technician.
Did I mention Dinklage and Willow were in here? Enjoy,
- Photo Boy
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Look, just have to say it: You can’t have it both ways.
You can not beat up on women on sites like this, demanding perfection….then weep for lost looks when the girl ages (spoiler….we all do) and gets work done. I have seen countless and even some horrific comments here about looks. Back off on it, it’s ugly. Fish can be funny (Photo Boy isn’t) but the mean-spirited stuff never amuses.
You must be new here. The site is called “the Superficial”.
STFU
I’m assuming you are kinda pudgy. Amiright?
Don’t tell me what to do.
Nobody here weeps for these clowns. We rail at their absurd choices. Having one’s face butchered by quacks because one’s narcissism can’t hande aging gracefully, is such a choice.
This, I kind of get. But, we still don’t have to be so hungry for the cruelty.
As for the other idiots above, not new (I remember when the site was funny), not fat, not telling anyone what to do….and not shutting up.
well girl if you don’t think it’s funny anymore why are you here? photo boy IS funny. this site IS about making fun of, sometimes the comments are ridiculously mean but so fucking what? pretty sure Miss Priscilla doesn’t give a fuck about any of our comments, and I’m damn sure none of us give a fuck about yours.
If you were pleasuring yourself on Stickam right now, you wouldn’t be typing.
You must be a big girl if you won’t shut up. Big girls never shut
up. Especially big redheads.
@Girl
“Back off on it, it’s ugly.”
Your words, so yes, you ARE telling people what to do.
My turn: fuck off.
“Hungry for cruelty”?
I think I just found my new domain name…thanks!!
Leave PB alone. Don’t make me take out my whip…
Exactly where is it written that we can’t have it both ways…???
This skank wasn’t struck by the ugly lightening, she did this too herself. Besides, I’m just a free riding internet cowboy and I judge the good, the bad, and the ugly. Sorry the world doesn’t reflect your sensibilities. If you have time after you’re done here, you could troll some porn sights lamenting the fact that mean objectify women (and bath them in goo).
It is too bad her father had to veto the law that would have outlawed spandex on anybody other than uber-super-duper models. Too darn bad.
This is just an ordinary day for Russel Brand. Having “consensual” rough gay sex with the homeless under an overpass and making the’ walk of shame’ in his parachute pants /bathroom.
Fuck, I’m in love.
square face, bulbulous nose and HUGE forehead – but her eyes are capable of distracting from those – as long as she stays young
Harsh, but accurate.
Tammy the Train
And remarkably short arms.
flat
hot
I wish that day had been windy.
“Ugh! That dirty old man is rubbing up against those women at the bus sto… DAD?”
“Stupid coke machine took my dollar!”
I’m happy! Look everyone! Look how happy I am! See? Happy! Not mad. No. Happy. Yes.
Kill it before it lays…oh fuck it…just kill it.
dat butt!
“Hello… did anyone catch the baby I just hiked?”
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Ranty for the M.I. Peeps!
Hah hah hah hah hah fuck, ha ha hooooo, shit, no way.
Is exactly what I said to my monitor just now.
Keanu received flowers from his biggest fan… His clone.
so NOW, which would you rather have……
Lady gaga, or this ?
you must pick one.
I’ll go with… suicide.
call me crazy but that’s easy, Gaga for the gagging.
Depressed Dwarf, cousin to the Mopey Midget.
too much botox. can’t make face expressions
Ugh!… Don’t stand so close to me!
“Mirror, Mirror, on the wall, who’s the…”
“Not you…*anyone* who is not you…shit, can you go talk to the mirror in the bathroom or something, I’m trying to eat dinner here…”
She is gorgeous!
She’s very sexy. I have loved her for many years.
Please take a seat – Chris Hansen
Imagine walking behind her when she’s on the rag.
Well,her career is clearly not going to be troubled with a sex scandal.
“Oh God! You Midget”
So touching he’s willing to prevent at least 1 person from being turned to stone. There IS a heart in there, somewhere.
You make me so lonely baby,
I get so lonely,
I get so lonely I could go another round of plastic surgery.
It’s like a leather version of CatDog
When did her seven days start?
I’m now envisioning a movie where the hot young star quarterback of the lingerie football league’s best team begins a passionate secret relationship with the team owner’s daughter, a sexy marketing and PR genius who is 20 years older but just trying to move on from her divorce from an A-list Hollywood actor with very public coke and sex addiction.
Remember, you have to make a copy before the seven days expires or this can happen to you too.
I’ve never seen a kneecap beer gut.
His outfit is like a chronology of Hollywood flops. From the top-down it’s Hancock, The Book of Eli, Don’t Mess With The Zohan, and the Pumas are just idk….
He need to learn how to button his shirt, he forgot one.
Alien in New York…
I want one of those masks for Halloween, too!
“You want a Ménage à WHAT?”
Whatever you do, do not use the zoom tool.
Vanessa’s still getting it done… at 50. She looks better than 90 percent of the 20 somethings.
Can someone get Mr Reeves a magnet ? His Wooly Willy beard is all screwed up again.
Someone needs to take up a collection and buy this gal some ass…
Kim Kardashian should do something good for once in life and donate half of her ass to make a foundation, that would give parts of that half to hundreds of women that do not have a proper ass.
Everyone knows that the winner f*&*s all the judges.
The Joker is wild!
Yes, we are dating and yes, he is a nobody and yes, I’m just as shocked as you are.
More photos of her, please.
That’s one hell of a pretty face.
You creepy little fuck.
Russel brand sports todays ensemble taken from a wide selection of garbage cans along 5th avenue in Skid Row.