The Crap We Missed – Thursday 9.17.12

September 27th, 2012 // 634 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed, where we play another inspirational round of Who Gave Birth Three Months After Jessica Simpson, Yet Looks Like She Never Ate An Entire Pizza Hut? We’ve also got Priscilla Presley and Mickey Rourke, who I defy you to prove to me aren’t the same person, as well as what could be one of Ke$ha‘s dozen or so labia hanging out of her Thunderdome get-up. There’s really no way to tell without a breathing apparatus and the steely nerve of a bomb squad technician.

Did I mention Dinklage and Willow were in here? Enjoy,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Priscilla Presley Snow White And The Seven Dwarfs Costume
    Girl
    Commented on this photo:

    Look, just have to say it: You can’t have it both ways.

    You can not beat up on women on sites like this, demanding perfection….then weep for lost looks when the girl ages (spoiler….we all do) and gets work done. I have seen countless and even some horrific comments here about looks. Back off on it, it’s ugly. Fish can be funny (Photo Boy isn’t) but the mean-spirited stuff never amuses.

  2. Chelsea Clinton No Make Up Yoga Pants
    BillEBuoy
    Commented on this photo:

    It is too bad her father had to veto the law that would have outlawed spandex on anybody other than uber-super-duper models. Too darn bad.

  3. Russell Brand Stained Shirt Pajama Pants No Socks Sneakers
    Gabe Kaplan
    Commented on this photo:

    This is just an ordinary day for Russel Brand. Having “consensual” rough gay sex with the homeless under an overpass and making the’ walk of shame’ in his parachute pants /bathroom.

  4. Emma Watson Cleavage
    InkyBlack
    Commented on this photo:

    Fuck, I’m in love.

  5. Olivia Wilde Cleavage Butt Tight Dress
    Mama Pinkus
    Commented on this photo:

    square face, bulbulous nose and HUGE forehead – but her eyes are capable of distracting from those – as long as she stays young

  6. Olivia Wilde Cleavage Butt Tight Dress
    Mama Pinkus
    Commented on this photo:

    flat

  7. Emma Watson Cleavage
    Emma Watson's Vagina
    Commented on this photo:

    hot

  8. Kristin Cavallari Legs Post Pregnancy Body
    InkyBlack
    Commented on this photo:

    I wish that day had been windy.

  9. Chelsea Clinton No Make Up Yoga Pants
    Gabe Kaplan
    Commented on this photo:

    “Ugh! That dirty old man is rubbing up against those women at the bus sto… DAD?”

  10. Sophia Bush Butt Daisy Dukes
    Gabe Kaplan
    Commented on this photo:

    “Stupid coke machine took my dollar!”

  11. Heather Locklear
    InkyBlack
    Commented on this photo:

    I’m happy! Look everyone! Look how happy I am! See? Happy! Not mad. No. Happy. Yes.

  12. Priscilla Presley Snow White And The Seven Dwarfs Costume
    neo
    Commented on this photo:

    Kill it before it lays…oh fuck it…just kill it.

  13. Pippa Middleton Butt Tight Skirt
    neo
    Commented on this photo:

    dat butt!

  14. Jessica Stroup Butt Flag Football Uniform 90210 Set
    Gabe Kaplan
    Commented on this photo:

    “Hello… did anyone catch the baby I just hiked?”

  15. Christina Milian Holes In Spandex Pants
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    [img]http://www.thesuperficial.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/27/superfish-340_453.jpg[/img]

  16. Christina Milian Holes In Spandex Pants
    InkyBlack
    Commented on this photo:

    Hah hah hah hah hah fuck, ha ha hooooo, shit, no way.

    Is exactly what I said to my monitor just now.

  17. Keanu Reeves Spotty Beard
    Gabe Kaplan
    Commented on this photo:

    Keanu received flowers from his biggest fan… His clone.

  18. Ke$ha Cleavage Legs Bodysuit
    anonym
    Commented on this photo:

    so NOW, which would you rather have……

    Lady gaga, or this ?

    you must pick one.

  19. Peter Dinklage Facial Scars Game Of Thrones Set
    Ripley's Believe It Or Not.
    Commented on this photo:

    Depressed Dwarf, cousin to the Mopey Midget.

  20. Heather Locklear
    anonym
    Commented on this photo:

    too much botox. can’t make face expressions

  21. Sting Midriff Extra Small Shirt
    Gabe Kaplan
    Commented on this photo:

    Ugh!… Don’t stand so close to me!

  22. Priscilla Presley Snow White And The Seven Dwarfs Costume
    Nemo Noman
    Commented on this photo:

    “Mirror, Mirror, on the wall, who’s the…”
    “Not you…*anyone* who is not you…shit, can you go talk to the mirror in the bathroom or something, I’m trying to eat dinner here…”

  23. Olivia Wilde Cleavage Butt Tight Dress
    Anastasia Beaverhausen
    Commented on this photo:

    She is gorgeous!

  24. Emma Watson Cleavage
    Gabe Kaplan
    Commented on this photo:

    She’s very sexy. I have loved her for many years.

    Please take a seat – Chris Hansen

  25. Kristin Cavallari Legs Post Pregnancy Body
    Ripley's Believe It Or Not.
    Commented on this photo:

    Imagine walking behind her when she’s on the rag.

  26. Chelsea Clinton No Make Up Yoga Pants
    Commented on this photo:

    Well,her career is clearly not going to be troubled with a sex scandal.

  27. Warwick Davis Snow Whithe And The Seven Dwarfs Costume
    Minky Wail
    Commented on this photo:

    “Oh God! You Midget”

  28. MIckey Rourke Grabbing Womans Face
    Ripley's Believe It Or Not.
    Commented on this photo:

    So touching he’s willing to prevent at least 1 person from being turned to stone. There IS a heart in there, somewhere.

  29. Priscilla Presley Snow White And The Seven Dwarfs Costume
    Ripley's Believe It Or Not.
    Commented on this photo:

    You make me so lonely baby,
    I get so lonely,
    I get so lonely I could go another round of plastic surgery.

  30. Jeremy Irons Wife Sinead Cusack
    Minky Wail
    Commented on this photo:

    It’s like a leather version of CatDog

  31. Priscilla Presley Snow White And The Seven Dwarfs Costume
    Commented on this photo:

    When did her seven days start?

  32. AnnaLynne McCord Flag Football Uniform Denise Richards Butt Tight Dress 90210 Set
    Swearin
    Commented on this photo:

    I’m now envisioning a movie where the hot young star quarterback of the lingerie football league’s best team begins a passionate secret relationship with the team owner’s daughter, a sexy marketing and PR genius who is 20 years older but just trying to move on from her divorce from an A-list Hollywood actor with very public coke and sex addiction.

  33. Priscilla Presley Snow White And The Seven Dwarfs Costume
    Commented on this photo:

    Remember, you have to make a copy before the seven days expires or this can happen to you too.

  34. AnnaLynne McCord Flag Football Uniform Denise Richards Butt Tight Dress 90210 Set
    Carolann
    Commented on this photo:

    I’ve never seen a kneecap beer gut.

  35. Russell Brand Stained Shirt Pajama Pants No Socks Sneakers
    Commented on this photo:

    His outfit is like a chronology of Hollywood flops. From the top-down it’s Hancock, The Book of Eli, Don’t Mess With The Zohan, and the Pumas are just idk….

  36. MIckey Rourke Grabbing Womans Face
    Christine
    Commented on this photo:

    He need to learn how to button his shirt, he forgot one.

  37. Sting Midriff Extra Small Shirt
    Catfish
    Commented on this photo:

    Alien in New York…

  38. Priscilla Presley Snow White And The Seven Dwarfs Costume
    Christine
    Commented on this photo:

    I want one of those masks for Halloween, too!

  39. AnnaLynne McCord Flag Football Uniform Denise Richards Butt Tight Dress 90210 Set
    Bionic_Crouton
    Commented on this photo:

    “You want a Ménage à WHAT?”

  40. Priscilla Presley Snow White And The Seven Dwarfs Costume
    Brayn
    Commented on this photo:

    Whatever you do, do not use the zoom tool.

  41. Vanessa Williams Nipples Bra See Through Shirt
    amir
    Commented on this photo:

    Vanessa’s still getting it done… at 50. She looks better than 90 percent of the 20 somethings.

  42. Keanu Reeves Spotty Beard
    Bonky
    Commented on this photo:

    Can someone get Mr Reeves a magnet ? His Wooly Willy beard is all screwed up again.

  43. Olivia Wilde Cleavage Butt Tight Dress
    amir
    Commented on this photo:

    Someone needs to take up a collection and buy this gal some ass…

    • Kojak

      Kim Kardashian should do something good for once in life and donate half of her ass to make a foundation, that would give parts of that half to hundreds of women that do not have a proper ass.

  44. Vanessa Williams Nipples Bra See Through Shirt
    England
    Commented on this photo:

    Everyone knows that the winner f*&*s all the judges.

  45. Priscilla Presley Snow White And The Seven Dwarfs Costume
    J Ripper Esq
    Commented on this photo:

    The Joker is wild!

  46. Heather Locklear
    Bonky
    Commented on this photo:

    Yes, we are dating and yes, he is a nobody and yes, I’m just as shocked as you are.

  47. Jennifer Love Hewitt No Make Up
    Kojak
    Commented on this photo:

    More photos of her, please.

  48. Emma Watson Cleavage
    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    That’s one hell of a pretty face.

  49. Warwick Davis Snow Whithe And The Seven Dwarfs Costume
    Commented on this photo:

    You creepy little fuck.

  50. Russell Brand Stained Shirt Pajama Pants No Socks Sneakers
    Bonky
    Commented on this photo:

    Russel brand sports todays ensemble taken from a wide selection of garbage cans along 5th avenue in Skid Row.

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