The Crap We Missed – Thursday 9.17.12

September 27th, 2012 // 634 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed, where we play another inspirational round of Who Gave Birth Three Months After Jessica Simpson, Yet Looks Like She Never Ate An Entire Pizza Hut? We’ve also got Priscilla Presley and Mickey Rourke, who I defy you to prove to me aren’t the same person, as well as what could be one of Ke$ha‘s dozen or so labia hanging out of her Thunderdome get-up. There’s really no way to tell without a breathing apparatus and the steely nerve of a bomb squad technician.

Did I mention Dinklage and Willow were in here? Enjoy,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News

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  1. Emma Watson Cleavage
    DeucePickle
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    I would like to take her out for a lovely steak dinner.

  2. Jeremy Irons Wife Sinead Cusack
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    I thought she crushed his head with that ATM machine in season 2?

  3. Daisy Lowe Butt Tight Stonewashed Jeans
    Crissy
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    Wait, was that picture taken in 1993?

  4. Kachina Dechert Butt Tight Shorts Mila Kunis Stunt Double The Angriest Man In Brooklyn Set
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    So…WHICH of those guys are her stunt double?!?

  5. Jeremy Irons Wife Sinead Cusack
    Raadoo
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    There is a LOT of pain in those two faces. Who knows what they have seen and done.

  6. Chelsea Clinton No Make Up Yoga Pants
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    Proof positive that “good looks” do run in the family! Too bad she’s not from good looking family.

  7. Jeremy Irons Wife Sinead Cusack
    Diablo Dude
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    She needs Jeremy’s Iron.

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      Great, now i’m laughing my ass of in the middle of the office, thanks! (this is not sarcasm, i really appreciate this)

  8. Peter Dinklage Facial Scars Game Of Thrones Set
    B&WMinstrel
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    Rock ‘Em Sock ‘Em just got real

  9. Chelsea Clinton No Make Up Yoga Pants
    Crissy
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    It really saddens me when I see victims of domestic violence all battered up and swollen in the face…

  10. AnnaLynne McCord Flag Football Uniform Denise Richards Butt Tight Dress 90210 Set
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    AnnaLynne and her gumby arms will still fumble less than Ryan Matthews.

  11. Kachina Dechert Butt Tight Shorts Mila Kunis Stunt Double The Angriest Man In Brooklyn Set
    Inner Retard
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    I thought it was Minka Kelly before I read the name.

  12. Emma Watson Cleavage
    Diablo Dude
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    No longer elementary, my dear Watson.

  13. Sting Midriff Extra Small Shirt
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    I’ve seen homeless lunatics dress better.

  14. Kristin Cavallari Legs Post Pregnancy Body
    skidmark
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    did she forget her pants at the hospital?

  15. Warwick Davis Snow Whithe And The Seven Dwarfs Costume
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    Let me guess — he’s a dwarf. A really creepy, ambiguously gay dwarf.

  16. Keanu Reeves Spotty Beard
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    You know a trip to the vet will clear that mange right up.

  17. Sting Midriff Extra Small Shirt
    Animal
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    Awesome bass guitarist!

  18. MIckey Rourke Grabbing Womans Face
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    Bono can be such a dick

  19. Christina Milian Holes In Spandex Pants
    DeucePickle
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    Was she in a Ke$ha video ?

  20. Daisy Lowe Butt Tight Stonewashed Jeans
    Animal
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    She has my attention.

  21. Priscilla Presley Snow White And The Seven Dwarfs Costume
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    Michael Jackson looks better than I expected

  22. Peter Dinklage Facial Scars Game Of Thrones Set
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    never, EVER, piss off a midget with a facial scar

  23. Warwick Davis Snow Whithe And The Seven Dwarfs Costume
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    I didn’t know there was a dwarf named Chinesey.

  24. Pippa Middleton Butt Tight Skirt
    Animal
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    Enough of this teasing! If the ass is so great, let’s see it naked already!

  25. Olivia Wilde Cleavage Butt Tight Dress
    Later
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    there’s a little rumer in all of us

  26. Frankie Muniz Popped Collar
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    Chin up Sean, the Saints need you.

  27. Keanu Reeves Spotty Beard
    Tiger
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    Don’t shake his hand, Neo! He’s trying to plug you back into the Matrix!

  28. Kristin Cavallari Legs Post Pregnancy Body
    Fancypants
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    Sans pants, just in case anything else is going to fall out of there.

  29. MIckey Rourke Grabbing Womans Face
    BillEBuoy
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    Even his hand looks totally messed up.

  30. Frankie Muniz Popped Collar
    ss109
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    He’s looking like he finally came out of the closet

  31. Frankie Muniz Popped Collar
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    I thought Billie Joe Armstrong was in rehab?

  32. Priscilla Presley Snow White And The Seven Dwarfs Costume
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    She’s turned into Jocelyn Wildenstein. Freaky.

  33. Olivia Wilde Cleavage Butt Tight Dress
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    Too damn many Olivias & Emmas in Hollywood. I cant keep em all straight

  34. Warwick Davis Snow Whithe And The Seven Dwarfs Costume
    BillEBuoy
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    Oddly, I find this to be much more realistic than Priscilla in every way.

  35. Christina Milian Holes In Spandex Pants
    Cock Dr
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    Every person should own a full length mirror. This could have been easily prevented.

  36. MIckey Rourke Grabbing Womans Face
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    he’s covering the wrong face

  37. Jessica Stroup Butt Flag Football Uniform 90210 Set
    Cock Dr
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    It’s good to be limber.

  38. Russell Brand Stained Shirt Pajama Pants No Socks Sneakers
    Pine Table Fever
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    Great job at trying to be inconspicuous, shithead.

  39. MIckey Rourke Grabbing Womans Face
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    Black November? So it’s an election movie?

  40. Sting Midriff Extra Small Shirt
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    De Do Do Do De Da Da Da

  41. Olivia Wilde Cleavage Butt Tight Dress
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    International house of pippass

  42. Priscilla Presley Snow White And The Seven Dwarfs Costume
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    Dr. Rey does good work.

  43. Olivia Wilde Cleavage Butt Tight Dress
    Cock Dr
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    Not bad.

  44. Warwick Davis Snow Whithe And The Seven Dwarfs Costume
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    your move dinklage

  45. Christina Milian Holes In Spandex Pants
    Pine Table Fever
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    What the juddering fuck is she wearing?

  46. Ke$ha Cleavage Legs Bodysuit
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    She looks like the barnacle stripper at the strip club that affixes herself to you, and won’t freaking stop talking to you, whilst all the hot strippers saunter on by.

  47. Frankie Muniz Popped Collar
    BillEBuoy
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    Face of a 9-year old.
    Stubble of a 19-year old.
    Hairline of a 59-year old.
    He keeps the girls guess.

  48. Keanu Reeves Spotty Beard
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    deja vu?

  49. Jeremy Irons Wife Sinead Cusack
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    So, Farah Fawcett faked her own death just to marry Jeremy Irons? Seems like a lot of work with not a big payoff.

  50. Emma Watson Cleavage
    rantatonne
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    wow

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