Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed, where we play another inspirational round of Who Gave Birth Three Months After Jessica Simpson, Yet Looks Like She Never Ate An Entire Pizza Hut? We’ve also got Priscilla Presley and Mickey Rourke, who I defy you to prove to me aren’t the same person, as well as what could be one of Ke$ha‘s dozen or so labia hanging out of her Thunderdome get-up. There’s really no way to tell without a breathing apparatus and the steely nerve of a bomb squad technician.
Did I mention Dinklage and Willow were in here? Enjoy,
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I would like to take her out for a lovely steak dinner.
and after i would not call her…but stalk her
I thought she crushed his head with that ATM machine in season 2?
Wait, was that picture taken in 1993?
I wish we could see her Sony Walkman..then we’d know.
So…WHICH of those guys are her stunt double?!?
There is a LOT of pain in those two faces. Who knows what they have seen and done.
She’s seen his fucking boots.
Proof positive that “good looks” do run in the family! Too bad she’s not from good looking family.
She needs Jeremy’s Iron.
Great, now i’m laughing my ass of in the middle of the office, thanks! (this is not sarcasm, i really appreciate this)
Rock ‘Em Sock ‘Em just got real
It really saddens me when I see victims of domestic violence all battered up and swollen in the face…
AnnaLynne and her gumby arms will still fumble less than Ryan Matthews.
I thought it was Minka Kelly before I read the name.
No longer elementary, my dear Watson.
I’ve seen homeless lunatics dress better.
did she forget her pants at the hospital?
Let me guess — he’s a dwarf. A really creepy, ambiguously gay dwarf.
You know a trip to the vet will clear that mange right up.
Awesome bass guitarist!
Bono can be such a dick
Was she in a Ke$ha video ?
She has my attention.
Michael Jackson looks better than I expected
never, EVER, piss off a midget with a facial scar
I didn’t know there was a dwarf named Chinesey.
Enough of this teasing! If the ass is so great, let’s see it naked already!
there’s a little rumer in all of us
lol
Chin up Sean, the Saints need you.
Don’t shake his hand, Neo! He’s trying to plug you back into the Matrix!
Sans pants, just in case anything else is going to fall out of there.
unfortunately, the STDs are here to stay
Even his hand looks totally messed up.
He’s looking like he finally came out of the closet
I thought Billie Joe Armstrong was in rehab?
She’s turned into Jocelyn Wildenstein. Freaky.
Too damn many Olivias & Emmas in Hollywood. I cant keep em all straight
For me, it’s too many Taylors. And half of them are dudes.
Oddly, I find this to be much more realistic than Priscilla in every way.
Every person should own a full length mirror. This could have been easily prevented.
he’s covering the wrong face
It’s good to be limber.
Great job at trying to be inconspicuous, shithead.
Black November? So it’s an election movie?
De Do Do Do De Da Da Da
International house of pippass
Dr. Rey does good work.
Not bad.
your move dinklage
What the juddering fuck is she wearing?
She looks like the barnacle stripper at the strip club that affixes herself to you, and won’t freaking stop talking to you, whilst all the hot strippers saunter on by.
Face of a 9-year old.
Stubble of a 19-year old.
Hairline of a 59-year old.
He keeps the girls guess.
You missed, Ears of a smurf.
Bank account of a 60 year old
deja vu?
What the fuck, again?
So, Farah Fawcett faked her own death just to marry Jeremy Irons? Seems like a lot of work with not a big payoff.
wow