Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed, where we play another inspirational round of Who Gave Birth Three Months After Jessica Simpson, Yet Looks Like She Never Ate An Entire Pizza Hut? We’ve also got Priscilla Presley and Mickey Rourke, who I defy you to prove to me aren’t the same person, as well as what could be one of Ke$ha‘s dozen or so labia hanging out of her Thunderdome get-up. There’s really no way to tell without a breathing apparatus and the steely nerve of a bomb squad technician.
Did I mention Dinklage and Willow were in here? Enjoy,
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why did I think he was DEAD???
You must be thinking of his career.
maybe you took some bad LSD…???
There was the suicide death of that guy from NCIS, Michael Gilden. Maybe you were thinking of him?
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0318402/
Why, yes! I am the guy from Breaking Bad.
Ok, now you look like me Russell, but the point is it shouldn’t be an effort
so does Jeter get to bang this one too?
On the bright side, she looks a lot better than Elvis does now…..
So horrible, yet I love it!
Judging by this photo . . . I highly doubt it!!
Doctor Botanus: I’m thinking the jury is still out. Maybe someone will see Priscella, Janice Dickinson, Jocelyn Wildenstein, Donatella Versace, et al and vchange her mind about plastic surgery. We can only hope.
“Awww….what’s de mattew? Did oo faww down and get a boo-boo?”
She’s clearly misunderstanding the mechanics of the ‘rusty trombone’.
Must be her new reality show. The guy in the car has no idea she’s about to propose!
as long as you keep posting pics o this aberration I will kepp commenting on that disgusting fucking greasy gross ridiculaous hair. WASH IT you goddam fucktard!!!!
maybe I’ll type better tho
Don’t get down on yourself Chelsea – you’re young, and will grow out of your awkward phase. Just look how nice your mother turned out!
Still so fuckable after all these years. Somebody needs to scoop this girl up.
I will volunteer
She’s been fucking sexy for 20 years now and still going strong. Love those lips.
please tell me that’s stage make up and that she’s playing the evil queen. please.
She’s hot. Damn you 50 Cent! Took the fun out of masturbation. Wait, guilt-ridden masturbation. I can make this work…
She is 3 years younger than Lohan by the calendar, and 33 years younger by the condition of her skin.
Very pretty.
Gold shoes? Still can’t distract from how hot she is.
Wait a minute…Emma’s a girl?!?
It must be brutal when they ask her to wear that mask all afternoon for a promotion. I bet it get sweaty in there.
I like how she figured out how to cash in as Miss America: pose for hardcore pornography.
Don’t believe me? Name another winner. Just one. I’ll be here waiting.
I suggest all Miss America winners take that route. All beauty pagent contestants as a matter of fact.
Of course, she posed naked before she was crowned Miss America, but whatever.
Also:
Bess Myerson
Phyllis George
Terry Meeuwsen
Gretchen Carlson
I only know the last one because that Fox News troll mentioned it in that thing a couple weeks ago.
Er…to clarify: those four were other Miss Americas I could name, not ones who posed nude.
Dammit man, you just made me Google in vain for like an hour.
The pics Vanessa posed for weren’t hard core, but they were pretty risque for that era.
your definition of hardcore is pretty tame. Are you Amish?
She’s probably looking better than Mila these days. Any pics from the front?
Here’s a front view I found. It wouldn’t let me post the image so here’s the link. Face is meh.
http://cdn2.elitedaily.com/elite/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/png4
What the fuck, she’ll do!
She’s not bad. I totally would.
Ah…so THAT’S how he gets women to go out with him…I guess the paper bags don’t come out until sex is on the table!
girl took a whippin from the ugly stick. then she put this on.
Wow…and I thought just the King was dead.
If I squint really really hard while using the Zoom function, I think I can make out the barest trace of an ass. That might be a smudge on my monitor though.
When she getting it doggy style, she likes to reach back with both hands and massage her partner’s balls.
Is this that pic of her where she looks ragged, trashy, totally haggard and spent, and has no talent to go with it?
What makes this pic of Ke$ha different from any other pics of Ke$ha?
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Note:
hands shown actual size.
In case anyone ever wondered what “Ke$ha” would look like when she’s 50, here you go.
That’s a nice body even though she only has an ok face. That’s the key. You gotta keep your body sexy if your face ain’t bringing it.
An “ok” face?
“She”?
A “nice body?”
The body’s nice. And how do you look when you step out of the gym? “Not so good?” That’s what I thought.
It’s nice for a sentitary 50-year-old who just stepped out of her first senior fit class, sure.
I think you mean “sedentary?”
“I’m afraid your tuck is terrible, and frankly, you’re scaring the other contestants. Now sashay….away.”
Don’t know if the spam filter will let it through but here’s a nude picture I did of her sister
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Is that The Solar System he has carved into his face pubes?
That appearance on the Daily Show was the most appealing I’ve ever seen her look.
You musn’t have seen her in bed then
A visual dictionary could use just about any photo of him under “Fop.”
i’m 39 and i would totally do him.
I’d say he still takes all night. Whether he wants to or not.
I’m 36 and I’d do him twice.
I’ve read he’s into that tantric stuff.
Have a good time!
Allahu Akbar.
He has certainly gotten a-head.
He made his money.
Did some anger management therapy.
Now he just shows up at video game premieres?
Pretty sweet gig.
The replacement for Matt Dillon in the Wild Things remake was a bit of a stretch.
I just hope Audrey II is hiding in those bushes.
A real honey boo boo.
To think there is like a 15-year age difference…
No idea what is hiding under that hat – but everything below it me likey.
Looks like he’s going for the “sloppy Seneca Crane”.
For as much as this chicks walks, shouldnt she have a way better ass?
If not, then why not get a fucking car?
Quick! Her Vagina is eating her outfit!
That must be dessert. The entrée was her talent, and the main course her looks.
It’s nice to see his forehead all grown up.
“So, wait. You’re saying Charlie *isn’t* licensed by the NFL to do impromptu equipment inspections?”
This is why joggers put band-aids over their nipples on cold mornings.
They really do that? I thought that was just Andy from “The Office.”
Andy was really hurting, man! It’s a real thing.