The Crap We Missed – Thursday 9.17.12

September 27th, 2012 // 634 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed, where we play another inspirational round of Who Gave Birth Three Months After Jessica Simpson, Yet Looks Like She Never Ate An Entire Pizza Hut? We’ve also got Priscilla Presley and Mickey Rourke, who I defy you to prove to me aren’t the same person, as well as what could be one of Ke$ha‘s dozen or so labia hanging out of her Thunderdome get-up. There’s really no way to tell without a breathing apparatus and the steely nerve of a bomb squad technician.

Did I mention Dinklage and Willow were in here? Enjoy,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News

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  1. Warwick Davis Snow Whithe And The Seven Dwarfs Costume
    mamamiasweetpeaches
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    why did I think he was DEAD???

  2. Frankie Muniz Popped Collar
    Mohawk Disco
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    Why, yes! I am the guy from Breaking Bad.

  3. Russell Brand Stained Shirt Pajama Pants No Socks Sneakers
    B&WMinstrel
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    Ok, now you look like me Russell, but the point is it shouldn’t be an effort

  4. Kachina Dechert Butt Tight Shorts Mila Kunis Stunt Double The Angriest Man In Brooklyn Set
    Craptard
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    so does Jeter get to bang this one too?

  5. Priscilla Presley Snow White And The Seven Dwarfs Costume
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    On the bright side, she looks a lot better than Elvis does now…..

  6. Peter Dinklage Facial Scars Game Of Thrones Set
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    “Awww….what’s de mattew? Did oo faww down and get a boo-boo?”

  7. Jessica Stroup Butt Flag Football Uniform 90210 Set
    Craptard
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    She’s clearly misunderstanding the mechanics of the ‘rusty trombone’.

  8. Jennifer Love Hewitt No Make Up
    Mohawk Disco
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    Must be her new reality show. The guy in the car has no idea she’s about to propose!

  9. MIckey Rourke Grabbing Womans Face
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    as long as you keep posting pics o this aberration I will kepp commenting on that disgusting fucking greasy gross ridiculaous hair. WASH IT you goddam fucktard!!!!

  10. Chelsea Clinton No Make Up Yoga Pants
    Craptard
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    Don’t get down on yourself Chelsea – you’re young, and will grow out of your awkward phase. Just look how nice your mother turned out!

  11. Jennifer Love Hewitt No Make Up
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    Still so fuckable after all these years. Somebody needs to scoop this girl up.

  12. Jaime Pressly Yoga Pants
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    She’s been fucking sexy for 20 years now and still going strong. Love those lips.

  13. Priscilla Presley Snow White And The Seven Dwarfs Costume
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    please tell me that’s stage make up and that she’s playing the evil queen. please.

  14. Jaime Pressly Yoga Pants
    Mohawk Disco
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    She’s hot. Damn you 50 Cent! Took the fun out of masturbation. Wait, guilt-ridden masturbation. I can make this work…

  15. Emma Watson Cleavage
    Buddy The Elf
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    She is 3 years younger than Lohan by the calendar, and 33 years younger by the condition of her skin.

    Very pretty.

  16. Christina Milian Holes In Spandex Pants
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    Gold shoes? Still can’t distract from how hot she is.

  17. Emma Watson Cleavage
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    Wait a minute…Emma’s a girl?!?

  18. Priscilla Presley Snow White And The Seven Dwarfs Costume
    Buddy The Elf
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    It must be brutal when they ask her to wear that mask all afternoon for a promotion. I bet it get sweaty in there.

  19. Vanessa Williams Nipples Bra See Through Shirt
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    I like how she figured out how to cash in as Miss America: pose for hardcore pornography.

    Don’t believe me? Name another winner. Just one. I’ll be here waiting.

  20. Kachina Dechert Butt Tight Shorts Mila Kunis Stunt Double The Angriest Man In Brooklyn Set
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    She’s probably looking better than Mila these days. Any pics from the front?

  21. MIckey Rourke Grabbing Womans Face
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    Ah…so THAT’S how he gets women to go out with him…I guess the paper bags don’t come out until sex is on the table!

  22. Ke$ha Cleavage Legs Bodysuit
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    girl took a whippin from the ugly stick. then she put this on.

  23. Priscilla Presley Snow White And The Seven Dwarfs Costume
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    Wow…and I thought just the King was dead.

  24. Pippa Middleton Butt Tight Skirt
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    If I squint really really hard while using the Zoom function, I think I can make out the barest trace of an ass. That might be a smudge on my monitor though.

  25. Jessica Stroup Butt Flag Football Uniform 90210 Set
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    When she getting it doggy style, she likes to reach back with both hands and massage her partner’s balls.

  26. Ke$ha Cleavage Legs Bodysuit
    Buddy The Elf
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    Is this that pic of her where she looks ragged, trashy, totally haggard and spent, and has no talent to go with it?

  27. Olivia Wilde Cleavage Butt Tight Dress
    example
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    example

  28. Warwick Davis Snow Whithe And The Seven Dwarfs Costume
    Buddy The Elf
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    Note:
    hands shown actual size.

  29. Ke$ha Cleavage Legs Bodysuit
    Mary Feeney
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    In case anyone ever wondered what “Ke$ha” would look like when she’s 50, here you go.

  30. Chelsea Clinton No Make Up Yoga Pants
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    That’s a nice body even though she only has an ok face. That’s the key. You gotta keep your body sexy if your face ain’t bringing it.

  31. Ke$ha Cleavage Legs Bodysuit
    K-Tron
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    “I’m afraid your tuck is terrible, and frankly, you’re scaring the other contestants. Now sashay….away.”

  32. Pippa Middleton Butt Tight Skirt
    B&WMinstrel
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    Don’t know if the spam filter will let it through but here’s a nude picture I did of her sister

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  33. Keanu Reeves Spotty Beard
    Buddy The Elf
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    Is that The Solar System he has carved into his face pubes?

  34. Olivia Wilde Cleavage Butt Tight Dress
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    That appearance on the Daily Show was the most appealing I’ve ever seen her look.

  35. Russell Brand Stained Shirt Pajama Pants No Socks Sneakers
    Mary Feeney
    Commented on this photo:

    A visual dictionary could use just about any photo of him under “Fop.”

  36. Sting Midriff Extra Small Shirt
    quix
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    i’m 39 and i would totally do him.

  37. Russell Brand Stained Shirt Pajama Pants No Socks Sneakers
    Buddy The Elf
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    Allahu Akbar.

  38. Frankie Muniz Popped Collar
    Mary Feeney
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    He has certainly gotten a-head.

  39. Frankie Muniz Popped Collar
    Buddy The Elf
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    He made his money.
    Did some anger management therapy.
    Now he just shows up at video game premieres?

    Pretty sweet gig.

  40. AnnaLynne McCord Flag Football Uniform Denise Richards Butt Tight Dress 90210 Set
    Brit
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    The replacement for Matt Dillon in the Wild Things remake was a bit of a stretch.

  41. Russell Brand Stained Shirt Pajama Pants No Socks Sneakers
    dontkillthemessenger
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    I just hope Audrey II is hiding in those bushes.

  42. Peter Dinklage Facial Scars Game Of Thrones Set
    Brit
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    A real honey boo boo.

  43. AnnaLynne McCord Flag Football Uniform Denise Richards Butt Tight Dress 90210 Set
    Crissy
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    To think there is like a 15-year age difference…

  44. Jaime Pressly Yoga Pants
    Buddy The Elf
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    No idea what is hiding under that hat – but everything below it me likey.

  45. Keanu Reeves Spotty Beard
    K-Tron
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    Looks like he’s going for the “sloppy Seneca Crane”.

  46. Pippa Middleton Butt Tight Skirt
    Buddy The Elf
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    For as much as this chicks walks, shouldnt she have a way better ass?

    If not, then why not get a fucking car?

  47. Ke$ha Cleavage Legs Bodysuit
    Crissy
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    Quick! Her Vagina is eating her outfit!

  48. Frankie Muniz Popped Collar
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    It’s nice to see his forehead all grown up.

  49. AnnaLynne McCord Flag Football Uniform Denise Richards Butt Tight Dress 90210 Set
    The Most Interesting
    Commented on this photo:

    “So, wait. You’re saying Charlie *isn’t* licensed by the NFL to do impromptu equipment inspections?”

  50. Russell Brand Stained Shirt Pajama Pants No Socks Sneakers
    K-Tron
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    This is why joggers put band-aids over their nipples on cold mornings.

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