The Crap We Missed – Thursday 9.17.12

September 27th, 2012 // 634 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed, where we play another inspirational round of Who Gave Birth Three Months After Jessica Simpson, Yet Looks Like She Never Ate An Entire Pizza Hut? We’ve also got Priscilla Presley and Mickey Rourke, who I defy you to prove to me aren’t the same person, as well as what could be one of Ke$ha‘s dozen or so labia hanging out of her Thunderdome get-up. There’s really no way to tell without a breathing apparatus and the steely nerve of a bomb squad technician.

Did I mention Dinklage and Willow were in here? Enjoy,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News

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  1. Priscilla Presley Snow White And The Seven Dwarfs Costume
    Josh
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    What. The. Fuck.

  2. Emma Watson Cleavage
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    Sure she looks like an elf .. and oh what dirty elf sex I’d have with her!

  3. Jessica Stroup Butt Flag Football Uniform 90210 Set
    catapostrophe
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    Wait just a minute–were those stripes drawn on?

  4. AnnaLynne McCord Flag Football Uniform Denise Richards Butt Tight Dress 90210 Set
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    “Re-enact your scene with Neve Campbell in Wild Things!”

  5. Keanu Reeves Spotty Beard
    Ronaldo
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    Shave that pathetic attempt of a beard.

    • Kojak

      It’s a kind of sad when your beard is becoming white before turns into a proper manly flawless beard…

  6. Ke$ha Cleavage Legs Bodysuit
    tom
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    Gross :-(

  7. Sting Midriff Extra Small Shirt
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    Is he trying to tell us his happy trail leads to fields of gold?

  8. Warwick Davis Snow Whithe And The Seven Dwarfs Costume
    Craptard
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    Nice to see he’s maintaining his dignity.

  9. catapostrophe

    Criminy! Is it the 17th already?

  10. Warwick Davis Snow Whithe And The Seven Dwarfs Costume
    Cock Dr
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    Love the hat.
    But what about the shoes????

  11. Ke$ha Cleavage Legs Bodysuit
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    Sloppy drunk white chick.

  12. Warwick Davis Snow Whithe And The Seven Dwarfs Costume
    cagster
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    Whereas Drinklage is walking around a movie set with a six inch scar on his face looking like a bad ass.

  13. Jaime Pressly Yoga Pants
    Boo
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    Nice Calf Muscles

  14. Kristin Cavallari Legs Post Pregnancy Body
    Mohawk Disco
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    I would. Right there in the parking lot. She’s even dressed for the occasion. Must be waiting for me. I have to go…

  15. Kristin Cavallari Legs Post Pregnancy Body
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    God, why didn’t she take Cutler back to LA with her? He has been sulking around my city with his 5 o’clock shadow and sucking at football for far too long.

  16. Kristin Cavallari Legs Post Pregnancy Body
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    Fuck you, Jessica Simpson!

  17. Kristin Cavallari Legs Post Pregnancy Body
    Randy Travis
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    Oh sure, but when I drive my trans am around pantsless, everybody gets all freaked the fuck out!

  18. Sting Midriff Extra Small Shirt
    Jeff
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    Slowly but surely, Sting, Bono and Robin Williams are morphing into the same person.

  19. Kristin Cavallari Legs Post Pregnancy Body
    Cock Dr
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    I guess she’s a MLF now.

  20. AnnaLynne McCord Flag Football Uniform Denise Richards Butt Tight Dress 90210 Set
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    “Acting” talent that my penis appreciates.

  21. Keanu Reeves Spotty Beard
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    “I know Kung Fu”

  22. Priscilla Presley Snow White And The Seven Dwarfs Costume
    catapostrophe
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    Soon to star in the live-action Madame biopic.

  23. Jeremy Irons Wife Sinead Cusack
    JC
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    They’re so committed that they decided to share a face.

  24. Jennifer Love Hewitt No Make Up
    Jeff
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    “Oh shit, she made eye contact…now she thinks we’re engaged!”

  25. Priscilla Presley Snow White And The Seven Dwarfs Costume
    B&WMinstrel
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    I’d do her – The Pillsbury Doughboy

  26. Keanu Reeves Spotty Beard
    Randy Travis
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    That’s nice of Keanu to bring flowers to Kimmel for letting him on his show – much less crass than Keanu’s usual offer of BJ’s.

  27. Russell Brand Stained Shirt Pajama Pants No Socks Sneakers
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    On his way to halfsack’s funeral. I see he’s wearing his formal douchbaggery.

  28. Vanessa Williams Nipples Bra See Through Shirt
    BigOkie
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    Still looks good… but didn’t she used to be black?

  29. Daisy Lowe Butt Tight Stonewashed Jeans
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    Who?

  30. Kristin Cavallari Legs Post Pregnancy Body
    cagster
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    I didn’t foresee the upside of the “no pants” look that Pam Anderson has been pushing of late.

  31. Ke$ha Cleavage Legs Bodysuit
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    Kesha, your facial in 1 .. 2 .. 3 …

  32. Jennifer Love Hewitt No Make Up
    BigOkie
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    Her giant rack always makes her head look tiny.

  33. Olivia Wilde Cleavage Butt Tight Dress
    Dick Hell
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    The Daily Show appearance is actually the first time I’ve heard her speak. Smart, funny AND hot, if she plays her cards right she could have me.

  34. Keanu Reeves Spotty Beard
    cagster
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    “Careful grabbing for those flowers, you might get a splinter.”

  35. Frankie Muniz Popped Collar
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    For a former child star, he’s doing damn good. No vehicular manslaughters, no drug addictions as far as we know and not whoring around.

  36. Russell Brand Stained Shirt Pajama Pants No Socks Sneakers
    Cock Dr
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    Lactation stains on a shirt ain’t cool.
    Especially if it’s on a guy.

  37. Jaime Pressly Yoga Pants
    BigOkie
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    Consistently one of the hottest bodies out there.

  38. Warwick Davis Snow Whithe And The Seven Dwarfs Costume
    B&WMinstrel
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    Not pictured: Elf respect

  39. Russell Brand Stained Shirt Pajama Pants No Socks Sneakers
    Mohawk Disco
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    Even for Katy Perry this was an irreconcilable difference. Can’t blame her.

  40. Pippa Middleton Butt Tight Skirt
    BigOkie
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    Still have never seen this chick from the front… Always her very average ass.

  41. Kachina Dechert Butt Tight Shorts Mila Kunis Stunt Double The Angriest Man In Brooklyn Set
    BigOkie
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    Love Mila but she doesn’t have all of this going on from the back.

  42. Warwick Davis Snow Whithe And The Seven Dwarfs Costume
    Tidbit
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    Peter Dinklage, take note. THIS is what we expect of our Gnomes, not atempts at being a serious actor. Now sing the Lollipop Guild for me mini bitches!

  43. Daisy Lowe Butt Tight Stonewashed Jeans
    Mohawk Disco
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    Thought it was Nicole Scherzinger for a sec.

  44. Jennifer Love Hewitt No Make Up
    Randy Travis
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    With funbags like that, she just has to be absolutely batshit crazy to still be single. I can’t even imagine how much crazy this chick must have going on to deter every heterosexual man on earth from being lured in by those huge boobs. Christ, even Sinead O’Connor managed to find some dumbass to marry her.

  45. Chelsea Clinton No Make Up Yoga Pants
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    Holy shit .. a gargoyle climbed down off its perch! Beware Gotham City!

  46. Pippa Middleton Butt Tight Skirt
    cagster
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    That reminds me, I need to do some ironing.

  47. Warwick Davis Snow Whithe And The Seven Dwarfs Costume
    Tulgeyhat13
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    You are great, Willow.

  48. Jessica Stroup Butt Flag Football Uniform 90210 Set
    BigOkie
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    This game still has better referees than the current NFL.

  49. Olivia Wilde Cleavage Butt Tight Dress
    BigOkie
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    Consistently hot and classy.

  50. Jaime Pressly Yoga Pants
    Craptard
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    Once again, I’d like to thank Mr. spandex yoga pants inventor man!

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