Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed, where we play another inspirational round of Who Gave Birth Three Months After Jessica Simpson, Yet Looks Like She Never Ate An Entire Pizza Hut? We’ve also got Priscilla Presley and Mickey Rourke, who I defy you to prove to me aren’t the same person, as well as what could be one of Ke$ha‘s dozen or so labia hanging out of her Thunderdome get-up. There’s really no way to tell without a breathing apparatus and the steely nerve of a bomb squad technician.
Did I mention Dinklage and Willow were in here? Enjoy,
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What. The. Fuck.
Fucked. If. I. Know.
Sure she looks like an elf .. and oh what dirty elf sex I’d have with her!
Wait just a minute–were those stripes drawn on?
“Re-enact your scene with Neve Campbell in Wild Things!”
Shave that pathetic attempt of a beard.
It’s a kind of sad when your beard is becoming white before turns into a proper manly flawless beard…
Gross :-(
Is he trying to tell us his happy trail leads to fields of gold?
Nice to see he’s maintaining his dignity.
Criminy! Is it the 17th already?
Love the hat.
But what about the shoes????
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Frank? Slacker.
That is so much the better picture.
The background booze and purple companion make the shot.
Thanks Hamburger Man.
Sloppy drunk white chick.
Whereas Drinklage is walking around a movie set with a six inch scar on his face looking like a bad ass.
Nice Calf Muscles
I would. Right there in the parking lot. She’s even dressed for the occasion. Must be waiting for me. I have to go…
Weird. She just looks like she can’t find the car door to me…
God, why didn’t she take Cutler back to LA with her? He has been sulking around my city with his 5 o’clock shadow and sucking at football for far too long.
Chicago? Me too. Whiny bitch.
Fuck you, Jessica Simpson!
Oh sure, but when I drive my trans am around pantsless, everybody gets all freaked the fuck out!
Her legs are silky smooth. Shave your legs and you’ll get a different reaction I’m sure.
Slowly but surely, Sting, Bono and Robin Williams are morphing into the same person.
Why do all these fuckes become such extreme caricatures of themselves that you’re embarrassed to have ever been a fan?
… and that person is Popeye, the sailor man.
I guess she’s a MLF now.
“Acting” talent that my penis appreciates.
“I know Kung Fu”
Soon to star in the live-action Madame biopic.
They’re so committed that they decided to share a face.
why share – she has enough extra skin to make several more.
“Oh shit, she made eye contact…now she thinks we’re engaged!”
I’d do her – The Pillsbury Doughboy
Bravo! You deserve more thumbs up.
That’s nice of Keanu to bring flowers to Kimmel for letting him on his show – much less crass than Keanu’s usual offer of BJ’s.
On his way to halfsack’s funeral. I see he’s wearing his formal douchbaggery.
Still looks good… but didn’t she used to be black?
She converted to Oompa Loompa recently.
Who?
dat what I said.
I didn’t foresee the upside of the “no pants” look that Pam Anderson has been pushing of late.
Kesha, your facial in 1 .. 2 .. 3 …
Do you not know how to count down???
That skank really turns me on
Her giant rack always makes her head look tiny.
And thats a good thing!!!!
tiny head and hands = my cock huge!
The Daily Show appearance is actually the first time I’ve heard her speak. Smart, funny AND hot, if she plays her cards right she could have me.
She was on The Colbert Report, and she is beautiful inside and out. Yo, I’m not even playing…this is girl is 10 in looks, and 10 in personality.
I just watched it on Hulu and now I’m in love.
“Careful grabbing for those flowers, you might get a splinter.”
For a former child star, he’s doing damn good. No vehicular manslaughters, no drug addictions as far as we know and not whoring around.
You mean other than that epiode when he was arrested for smacking around this girlfriend and then threatend suicide by putting a gun to his head? Yeah Frankie’s right as rain.
Law & Order: SVU He was mean.
I guess he got out all of his aggression early on that show.
I didn’t know about that one. But still it was long enough ago to forgive and forget.
Lactation stains on a shirt ain’t cool.
Especially if it’s on a guy.
Consistently one of the hottest bodies out there.
Not pictured: Elf respect
Even for Katy Perry this was an irreconcilable difference. Can’t blame her.
Still have never seen this chick from the front… Always her very average ass.
You’re not missing anything.
At least her ass is “VERY average” as opposed to just “average!”
Love Mila but she doesn’t have all of this going on from the back.
Peter Dinklage, take note. THIS is what we expect of our Gnomes, not atempts at being a serious actor. Now sing the Lollipop Guild for me mini bitches!
Thought it was Nicole Scherzinger for a sec.
With funbags like that, she just has to be absolutely batshit crazy to still be single. I can’t even imagine how much crazy this chick must have going on to deter every heterosexual man on earth from being lured in by those huge boobs. Christ, even Sinead O’Connor managed to find some dumbass to marry her.
Holy shit .. a gargoyle climbed down off its perch! Beware Gotham City!
That reminds me, I need to do some ironing.
You are great, Willow.
This game still has better referees than the current NFL.
Consistently hot and classy.
Once again, I’d like to thank Mr. spandex yoga pants inventor man!
Agreed :)