Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed, where we play another inspirational round of Who Gave Birth Three Months After Jessica Simpson, Yet Looks Like She Never Ate An Entire Pizza Hut? We’ve also got Priscilla Presley and Mickey Rourke, who I defy you to prove to me aren’t the same person, as well as what could be one of Ke$ha‘s dozen or so labia hanging out of her Thunderdome get-up. There’s really no way to tell without a breathing apparatus and the steely nerve of a bomb squad technician.
Did I mention Dinklage and Willow were in here? Enjoy,
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Madam Tussaud’s has got to fix their A/C…
This guy does everything I want a little person to do. I love this.
No. This chick is at every gas station I’ve ever filled up at. This is boner inducing?
Id fuck that until it bled
Reverse Camel Toe!
Just cut the head off and that’s a good start.
He’s dating a retarded girl. Nice
She needs to hide..forever.. she might be a scientologist.
How sweet, she just got crowned, “QUEEN OF FUCKED UP FACES.”
Wow, when did she transition from adorable to stunning?
Left your clothes in the dyer too long…. AGAIN, Sting?? The aged forget sometimes….
I hope that’s a logo on his shirt and not a tear/stain!? He’s verging on geriatric excellence!!!
Well friends, you can see why she has to resort to singing about sex with ghosts……… ’nuff said.
Clearly Keanu was going “a la Hunger Games” in his beard design……… Keanu: you’re doing it wrong.
Happy ending for the Corpse Bridge. Sigh, I love that movie!!
*BRIDE!!!!!!! (damnit!)
She looks like Quagmire. Is that mean?
Sexiest hair, ohh I’m melting.
so beautiful
She’s the new Crypt-Keeper.
Holy shit you guys are funny! Do yuo get paid to write these comments of sublime humor, or do you have day jobs? Seriously, I want to know!
seen worse …
Wow, you people disgust me, She doesn’t look horrible at all, her compared to Christina Aguilera now-a-days. Aguilera is the disgusting one. Kesha is an all natural average day looking woman, she doesn’t need to prove she’s the greatest looking compared to other celebs.
I’d lick her anus before I drilled it.
thats a nice ass anyway, i would love to lick it before i pound it