The Crap We Missed – Thursday 9.17.12

September 27th, 2012 // 634 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed, where we play another inspirational round of Who Gave Birth Three Months After Jessica Simpson, Yet Looks Like She Never Ate An Entire Pizza Hut? We’ve also got Priscilla Presley and Mickey Rourke, who I defy you to prove to me aren’t the same person, as well as what could be one of Ke$ha‘s dozen or so labia hanging out of her Thunderdome get-up. There’s really no way to tell without a breathing apparatus and the steely nerve of a bomb squad technician.

Did I mention Dinklage and Willow were in here? Enjoy,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News

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  1. Priscilla Presley Snow White And The Seven Dwarfs Costume
    meeps!
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    Madam Tussaud’s has got to fix their A/C…

  2. Warwick Davis Snow Whithe And The Seven Dwarfs Costume
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    This guy does everything I want a little person to do. I love this.

  3. Daisy Lowe Butt Tight Stonewashed Jeans
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    No. This chick is at every gas station I’ve ever filled up at. This is boner inducing?

  4. Emma Watson Cleavage
    slinky
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    Id fuck that until it bled

  5. Jessica Stroup Butt Flag Football Uniform 90210 Set
    nodoze
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    Reverse Camel Toe!

  6. Chelsea Clinton No Make Up Yoga Pants
    nodoze
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    Just cut the head off and that’s a good start.

  7. MIckey Rourke Grabbing Womans Face
    Bigalkie
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    He’s dating a retarded girl. Nice

  8. Priscilla Presley Snow White And The Seven Dwarfs Costume
    Bigalkie
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    She needs to hide..forever.. she might be a scientologist.

  9. Priscilla Presley Snow White And The Seven Dwarfs Costume
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    How sweet, she just got crowned, “QUEEN OF FUCKED UP FACES.”

  10. Emma Watson Cleavage
    sassy
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    Wow, when did she transition from adorable to stunning?

  11. Sting Midriff Extra Small Shirt
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    Left your clothes in the dyer too long…. AGAIN, Sting?? The aged forget sometimes….

    I hope that’s a logo on his shirt and not a tear/stain!? He’s verging on geriatric excellence!!!

  12. Ke$ha Cleavage Legs Bodysuit
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    Well friends, you can see why she has to resort to singing about sex with ghosts……… ’nuff said.

  13. Keanu Reeves Spotty Beard
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    Clearly Keanu was going “a la Hunger Games” in his beard design……… Keanu: you’re doing it wrong.

  14. Jeremy Irons Wife Sinead Cusack
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    Happy ending for the Corpse Bridge. Sigh, I love that movie!!

  15. Jeremy Irons Wife Sinead Cusack
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    *BRIDE!!!!!!! (damnit!)

  16. Olivia Wilde Cleavage Butt Tight Dress
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    She looks like Quagmire. Is that mean?

  17. Peter Dinklage Facial Scars Game Of Thrones Set
    Ollie
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    Sexiest hair, ohh I’m melting.

  18. Emma Watson Cleavage
    Josie
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    so beautiful

  19. Priscilla Presley Snow White And The Seven Dwarfs Costume
    CuriousTroll
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    She’s the new Crypt-Keeper.

  20. Frankie Muniz Popped Collar
    Mos
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    Holy shit you guys are funny! Do yuo get paid to write these comments of sublime humor, or do you have day jobs? Seriously, I want to know!

  21. Ke$ha Cleavage Legs Bodysuit
    Tomfoolery
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    seen worse …

  22. Ke$ha Cleavage Legs Bodysuit
    Nick
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    Wow, you people disgust me, She doesn’t look horrible at all, her compared to Christina Aguilera now-a-days. Aguilera is the disgusting one. Kesha is an all natural average day looking woman, she doesn’t need to prove she’s the greatest looking compared to other celebs.

  23. Kachina Dechert Butt Tight Shorts Mila Kunis Stunt Double The Angriest Man In Brooklyn Set
    Skeeter
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    I’d lick her anus before I drilled it.

  24. Kachina Dechert Butt Tight Shorts Mila Kunis Stunt Double The Angriest Man In Brooklyn Set
    eric
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    thats a nice ass anyway, i would love to lick it before i pound it

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