The Crap We Missed – Thursday 9.13.12

September 13th, 2012 // 606 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed that will hopefully life your spirits higher than Amanda Bynes blazing it at a red light. Anyway, even though I know you hate them, I felt the need to include this poignant shot, because during this era, when people say chivalry is dead, at least Kanye knows you’re always supposed to pee on the car door for your lady. We’ve also got John Travolta, who doesn’t at all look like a police sketch of the guy seen lurking around rest stop men’s rooms, Lea Michele‘s response when asked if she thinks Jessica Simpson will lose all the baby weight, and finally, the straightest I’ve ever seen The Jonas Brothers look.

Your Final Five is more from that amazingly endless Victoria’s Secret shoot. I know you are disappoint,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Sarah Silverman Walking Dog Wearing Shoes
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    She hasn’t changed cloths in years.

  2. Sarah Silverman Walking Dog Wearing Shoes
    hedgehog
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    nice nip-bridge

  3. Carol Vorderman Cleavage Wonky Eyes
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    I’d motorboat the dust off that rack.

  4. Alexa Ray Joel Hippie Dress Hat
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    The real irony is how green her brown used toilet paper dress really is.

  5. Lea Michele Cleavage Glee Season Premiere Party
    terry
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    It’s just going to get worse!
    Plow that cow ass now before the exhaustion of trying to take off her panties maker her faint

  6. Raven Symone Legs Book Of Mormon Premiere
    Joaquin ingles
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    Raving Syndrome.

  7. Mischa Barton Annoyed Photobomer
    CANTSTOPSTARING
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    LOKI’D!

  8. Sarah Silverman Walking Dog Wearing Shoes
    Joaquin ingles
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    You can tell she’s even cutting down her dog.

  9. Ke$ha Weird Nylons Book Of Mormon Premiere
    Joaquin ingles
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    At least her “ass” is hidden.

  10. Jenna Dewan Nipples Tight Dress Fashion Week
    w/e
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    Not good looking.

  11. Eliza Dushku Butt Linen Pants
    Joaquin ingles
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    Well so much for not seeing a pic of Kesha’s ass.

  12. John Travolta Hat Sunglasses
    mbcl
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    “pssst … hey buddy can you spare a massage ?”

  13. Isaac Hanson Zac Hanson Taylor Hanson
    mbcl
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    Photo of new supergroup Hetfield Mellencamp and Tesh

  14. Lea Michele Cleavage Glee Season Premiere Party
    Emmy
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    Kirstie Alley ate Lea Michele

  15. Mischa Barton Annoyed Photobomer
    CK
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    “Her career! I KNOW!!”

  16. John Travolta Hat Sunglasses
    dfg
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    This is the look of the Gayminator, with the power to gayminate.

  17. Justin Bieber Kissed By Fan
    dfg
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    Who are these two chicks? Lesbians?

  18. Michael Douglas Turtle Neck Sunglasses Catherine Zeta-Jones Cleavage
    dfg
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    The sad thing is that this dead guy bangs more hot girls than I do alive.

  19. Jenna Dewan Nipples Tight Dress Fashion Week
    Put It In
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    Darkness from the movie Legend

  20. Tamara Ecclestone Cleavage Legs Minidress
    Bouncy Castle
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    With all her money, you’d think she could afford a whole dress.

  21. She’s as handsome as her father.
    And he’s not a handsome man…

  22. Isaac Hanson Zac Hanson Taylor Hanson
    Slow Eddie
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    From the thumbnail I thought the one in the middle was James May from BBC Top Gear.

  23. Sarah Silverman Walking Dog Wearing Shoes
    amir
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    Dog is saying…’I really hate this b@*ch, dressing me up in booties!’

  24. Jessica Alba Crossed Eyes
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    She’s known for her Paris Hilton impression. It’s hard to get the nose right though.

  25. Isaac Hanson Zac Hanson Taylor Hanson
    rican
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    You in the middle, Edie Falco wants her hair back!

  26. Common Kissing Fan On Neck
    cc
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    I am dedicating this song to Mike Tyson…hold still honey.

  27. Tom Cruise Tongue In Cheek
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    He just saw the cage that shelley miscavige is being kept in

  28. Katherine Heigl Cleavage Pearl Necklace
    MisterSuccint
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    “Yes, I am Audrey Hepburn!
    … She’s what now?”

  29. Katherine Heigl Cleavage Pearl Necklace
    Gary Grant
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    It’s sad she was at her hottest in My Father, the Hero.

  30. Jude Law Beard Beer Belly
    cc
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    Hell if Christopher Walken can do it at TIFF…

  31. Sarah Silverman Walking Dog Wearing Shoes
    Uncle Rodney
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    El Chupacabra lives.

  32. Alexa Ray Joel Hippie Dress Hat
    MisterSuccint
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    The Cloak of Invisibility‎ still needs some work.

  33. Mischa Barton Annoyed Photobomer
    cc
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    Would it offend an Irishman to tell him he had English teeth?

  34. Cher Spandex Pants Fuzzy Blue Hat
    cc
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    Dr Suess’ latest undiscovered work…’The Twat in the Hat’.

  35. Raven Symone Legs Book Of Mormon Premiere
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    I heard she’s a lesbian. She looks to be playing the part.

  36. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Tight Dress Kanye West Fashion Week
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    GEORGE BUSH DOESN’T CARE ABOUT MOPS

  37. Katherine Heigl Cleavage Pearl Necklace
    jt
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    geezus. she’s looks 60. what the hell happened to her. i mean besides the spray on tan, the pounds of make-up and the 50′s do.

  38. Tom Cruise Tongue In Cheek
    jt
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    nice rack, tom

  39. Cher Spandex Pants Fuzzy Blue Hat
    jt
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    mommy, boy george looks funny.

  40. Holly Madison Legs Tight Dress Holding Baby
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    she’s like “THAT’S going to come out of my hoo-ha?”

  41. Tom Cruise Tongue In Cheek
    Ripley's Believe It Or Not.
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    Man, those thetan ulcers will get you just when you least expect them to.

  42. Justin Bieber Kissed By Fan
    Ripley's Believe It Or Not.
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    Nothing like a little girl-on-girl action to spice up TS’s Crap We MIssed slide-through.

  43. Raven Symone Legs Book Of Mormon Premiere
    Ripley's Believe It Or Not.
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    Raven Symone or Raving Lunatic? Can’t decide.

  44. Justin Bieber Kissed By Fan
    NOT the Mommy
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    Ha ha ha…it totally looks like he’s getting cooties.

  45. Raven Symone Legs Book Of Mormon Premiere
    cc
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    Is that Jane Seymour in the background? Looks good.

    BTW, if you ever want to see one of the best butt shots in the history of the movies, check out her bum in ‘Lassiter’. EPIC.

  46. Justin Bieber Kissed By Fan
    Alice Pooper
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    back the fuck off bitch!

  47. Holly Madison Legs Tight Dress Holding Baby
    cc
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    She actually looks somewhat appealing here…until you remember he’s one of Hef’s cast-offs. *BARF*

  48. Tom Cruise Tongue In Cheek
    Turd Ferguson
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    TCLTC

  49. Jude Law Beard Beer Belly
    Roseanne Barr
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    Where do I start??? The belly or the ugly green pants??

  50. Common Kissing Fan On Neck
    papastryfe
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    I KEEEELLL YOU. With my BIG…BLACK…Microphone

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