The Crap We Missed – Thursday 9.13.12

September 13th, 2012 // 606 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed that will hopefully life your spirits higher than Amanda Bynes blazing it at a red light. Anyway, even though I know you hate them, I felt the need to include this poignant shot, because during this era, when people say chivalry is dead, at least Kanye knows you’re always supposed to pee on the car door for your lady. We’ve also got John Travolta, who doesn’t at all look like a police sketch of the guy seen lurking around rest stop men’s rooms, Lea Michele‘s response when asked if she thinks Jessica Simpson will lose all the baby weight, and finally, the straightest I’ve ever seen The Jonas Brothers look.

Your Final Five is more from that amazingly endless Victoria’s Secret shoot. I know you are disappoint,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Tamara Ecclestone Cleavage Legs Minidress
    Josie
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    she looks like a hooker

  2. John Travolta Hat Sunglasses
    JR
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    … Not that there’s anything wrong with that.

  3. Raven Symone Legs Book Of Mormon Premiere
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    Leave her alone! Ya nasties.

  4. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Tight Dress Kanye West Fashion Week
    Bionic_Crouton
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    Fashion weak.

  5. Carol Vorderman Cleavage Wonky Eyes
    Bionic_Crouton
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    They cloned Elizabeth Hurley.

  6. Jude Law Beard Beer Belly
    Vlad
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    The swagger one can only get when wearing really comfortable pants

  7. Isaac Hanson Zac Hanson Taylor Hanson
    Suckit Trebek
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    It’s nice to see those girls all grow up!

  8. Cher Spandex Pants Fuzzy Blue Hat
    Vlad
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    when you start looking like your worst impressionist, it’s time to call it a career.

  9. Justin Bieber Kissed By Fan
    Vlad
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    IT BURNS!!!!

  10. Tamara Ecclestone Cleavage Legs Minidress
    Bionic_Crouton
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    In rich neighborhoods, your pizza is delivered to you with a woman presenting it to you like a “Price is Right” spokemodel

  11. Jessica Alba Crossed Eyes
    Vlad
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    I spy with my lazy eye…

  12. Holly Madison Legs Tight Dress Holding Baby
    Vlad
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    Look what I just picked up at the pound…err, “orphanage”

  13. Ke$ha Weird Nylons Book Of Mormon Premiere
    Vlad
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    Out of my way nerd!

    Ohh, my photo paper!

  14. Mischa Barton Annoyed Photobomer
    Blech
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    Quick! Zoom in on the dude(?) on the right!

  15. Alexa Ray Joel Hippie Dress Hat
    Vlad
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    Ahhh that Carol Burnett sketch will always be a classic

  16. Mischa Barton Annoyed Photobomer
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    Ground control to major Tom,
    you’ve really made the grade
    And we’re so glad to see you after all these years

  17. Doutzen Kroes Bikini
    Vlad
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    What supermodel’s name rhymes with “camel toes”?

  18. Jenna Dewan Nipples Tight Dress Fashion Week
    Blech
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    The tiara sucks.

  19. Eliza Dushku Butt Linen Pants
    Emma Watson's Vagina
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    i forgot to mention it in the other post. she went vegan in 2011.

  20. Raven Symone Legs Book Of Mormon Premiere
    Blech
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    Why is everyone smiling like that this week?

  21. Holly Madison Legs Tight Dress Holding Baby
    Blech
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    Cute kid.

  22. Lea Michele Cleavage Glee Season Premiere Party
    805fatty
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    the rest of her body is finally trying to catch up to her fat ass mouth

  23. Jenna Dewan Nipples Tight Dress Fashion Week
    805fatty
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    still not as hot as her husband :)

  24. Michael Douglas Turtle Neck Sunglasses Catherine Zeta-Jones Cleavage
    805fatty
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    “I still get to fuck her and you don’t” – MD

  25. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Tight Dress Kanye West Fashion Week
    805fatty
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    if you have front thigh cellulite – the dress is too tight. moooo!

  26. Diane Kruger Nipples No Bra Legs Short Shorts
    805fatty
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    the 80′s called..

  27. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Tight Dress Kanye West Fashion Week
    BillyRay
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    Kanye sees you lookin at that ass. Kanye don’t like nobody seeing that ass but Kanye.

  28. Mischa Barton Annoyed Photobomer
    kittenmittensmascotmeow
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    Still looks saner then her

  29. Doutzen Kroes Bikini
    kittenmittensmascotmeow
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    Shes beautiful but her abs kinda scare me , like it would be like making love to a cheese greater.

  30. Lea Michele Cleavage Glee Season Premiere Party
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    Jessica Simpson could fit in the cavern between this one’s boobs.

  31. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Tight Dress Kanye West Fashion Week
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    Her stylist obviously hates her.

  32. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Tight Dress Kanye West Fashion Week
    KimLovrAustin
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    Is it me or does Kanye seem like Kim’s man servant both in look and action. How much of a BITCH is one man willing to be, and continue being just to get in one woman’s pants. Reminds me of those loser kids that would just keep injecting themselves into every aspect of your life until you just didn’t have the strength to say no any more. I worked with a guy that fawed over a girl so much, if he wasn’t nailing her he looked like a huge BITCH, if he was nailing her, he looked like an even bigger BITCH. Nothing like hooking up with a Kardashian to reignite a plummeting career. When this ends, so will Kanye’s 15 minutes. FISH STICKS for Kanye.

  33. Justin Bieber Kissed By Fan
    Bigalkie
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    Gross.. It looks like he let a straight guy put on his makeup.

  34. Isaac Hanson Zac Hanson Taylor Hanson
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    That’s not Zac..that’s Zacquey! She prefers the latter since the transition.

  35. Sarah Silverman Walking Dog Wearing Shoes
    Bigalkie
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    She’s going to have to fire the idiot publicist who thought that walking her dog in stupid booties would be funny/edgy.

  36. Ke$ha Weird Nylons Book Of Mormon Premiere
    Bigalkie
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    Keisha should be careful dressing like that. Her cock could slip out.

  37. Mel B Cleavage Sports Bra
    Bigalkie
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    Smelly Spice

  38. Tamara Ecclestone Cleavage Legs Minidress
    Bigalkie
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    Let me guess…. You’re from the U.K. and you went to beauty school with Katie Price.

  39. Carol Vorderman Cleavage Wonky Eyes
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    One on the trail, one in the tree.

  40. Isaac Hanson Zac Hanson Taylor Hanson
    Blech
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    ♪♫ MMMBop… ♪♫

    Genius. Now I know what video to annoy a friend on FB with later…

  41. Katherine Heigl Cleavage Pearl Necklace
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    She is a pageant mom.

  42. Common Kissing Fan On Neck
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    Blackula!

  43. Common Kissing Fan On Neck
    spartacus
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    Theopolis P Wildebeest

  44. Tom Cruise Tongue In Cheek
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    Oh look, a gay squirrel keeping nuts in his mouth.

  45. Mischa Barton Annoyed Photobomer
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    Oh Perez! You are silly.

  46. Jenna Dewan Nipples Tight Dress Fashion Week
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    Damn, she even has crabs on her boobies.

  47. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Tight Dress Kanye West Fashion Week
    spartacus
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    MMMMMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

  48. Raven Symone Legs Book Of Mormon Premiere
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    Didn’t this chick used to bang Ted Danson?

  49. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Tight Dress Kanye West Fashion Week
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    I ain’t sayin he’s a gold digger, but he ain’t messin with no broke fat ass Armenian chick.

  50. Diane Kruger Nipples No Bra Legs Short Shorts
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    I didn’t think they still did Hitler Youth outings.

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