Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed that will hopefully life your spirits higher than Amanda Bynes blazing it at a red light. Anyway, even though I know you hate them, I felt the need to include this poignant shot, because during this era, when people say chivalry is dead, at least Kanye knows you’re always supposed to pee on the car door for your lady. We’ve also got John Travolta, who doesn’t at all look like a police sketch of the guy seen lurking around rest stop men’s rooms, Lea Michele‘s response when asked if she thinks Jessica Simpson will lose all the baby weight, and finally, the straightest I’ve ever seen The Jonas Brothers look.
Your Final Five is more from that amazingly endless Victoria’s Secret shoot. I know you are disappoint,
- Photo Boy
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she looks like a hooker
… Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
Leave her alone! Ya nasties.
Fashion weak.
They cloned Elizabeth Hurley.
You need glasses.
The swagger one can only get when wearing really comfortable pants
It’s nice to see those girls all grow up!
when you start looking like your worst impressionist, it’s time to call it a career.
IT BURNS!!!!
In rich neighborhoods, your pizza is delivered to you with a woman presenting it to you like a “Price is Right” spokemodel
I spy with my lazy eye…
Look what I just picked up at the pound…err, “orphanage”
Out of my way nerd!
Ohh, my photo paper!
Quick! Zoom in on the dude(?) on the right!
Ahhh that Carol Burnett sketch will always be a classic
Ground control to major Tom,
you’ve really made the grade
And we’re so glad to see you after all these years
What supermodel’s name rhymes with “camel toes”?
The tiara sucks.
The rest of her is fine.
It’s the ‘princess’ look that needs to die.
i forgot to mention it in the other post. she went vegan in 2011.
No wonder she looks so skinny. Veganism is bullshit.
Why is everyone smiling like that this week?
Cute kid.
the rest of her body is finally trying to catch up to her fat ass mouth
Oh man that’s the truth! She never shuts the fuck up!
still not as hot as her husband :)
“I still get to fuck her and you don’t” – MD
if you have front thigh cellulite – the dress is too tight. moooo!
the 80′s called..
Kanye sees you lookin at that ass. Kanye don’t like nobody seeing that ass but Kanye.
Still looks saner then her
Shes beautiful but her abs kinda scare me , like it would be like making love to a cheese greater.
Jessica Simpson could fit in the cavern between this one’s boobs.
Her stylist obviously hates her.
Not as much as she hates herself.
Is it me or does Kanye seem like Kim’s man servant both in look and action. How much of a BITCH is one man willing to be, and continue being just to get in one woman’s pants. Reminds me of those loser kids that would just keep injecting themselves into every aspect of your life until you just didn’t have the strength to say no any more. I worked with a guy that fawed over a girl so much, if he wasn’t nailing her he looked like a huge BITCH, if he was nailing her, he looked like an even bigger BITCH. Nothing like hooking up with a Kardashian to reignite a plummeting career. When this ends, so will Kanye’s 15 minutes. FISH STICKS for Kanye.
Gross.. It looks like he let a straight guy put on his makeup.
That’s not Zac..that’s Zacquey! She prefers the latter since the transition.
She’s going to have to fire the idiot publicist who thought that walking her dog in stupid booties would be funny/edgy.
Keisha should be careful dressing like that. Her cock could slip out.
Smelly Spice
Let me guess…. You’re from the U.K. and you went to beauty school with Katie Price.
One on the trail, one in the tree.
♪♫ MMMBop… ♪♫
Genius. Now I know what video to annoy a friend on FB with later…
She is a pageant mom.
Blackula!
Theopolis P Wildebeest
Oh look, a gay squirrel keeping nuts in his mouth.
Oh Perez! You are silly.
Damn, she even has crabs on her boobies.
MMMMMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Didn’t this chick used to bang Ted Danson?
I ain’t sayin he’s a gold digger, but he ain’t messin with no broke fat ass Armenian chick.
I didn’t think they still did Hitler Youth outings.