Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed that will hopefully life your spirits higher than Amanda Bynes blazing it at a red light. Anyway, even though I know you hate them, I felt the need to include this poignant shot, because during this era, when people say chivalry is dead, at least Kanye knows you’re always supposed to pee on the car door for your lady. We’ve also got John Travolta, who doesn’t at all look like a police sketch of the guy seen lurking around rest stop men’s rooms, Lea Michele‘s response when asked if she thinks Jessica Simpson will lose all the baby weight, and finally, the straightest I’ve ever seen The Jonas Brothers look.
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At one point in time, this chick had boobs. And could kick Buffy’s ass.
All that money and she dresses like a hooker…
Suck it up, Justin. Just pretend it’s Robert Pattinson.
That’s the look of a guy with some serious fucking Thetan problems.
Time is the fire in which we burn…
Fuckin poetic, bruh.
Thank you for holding the door for me…and for not stealing my purse.
Twice Lindsay’s age and ten times better looks.
I think she’s cute. I would punk the steam right out of her.
If that doesn’t work, try the opposite.
you mean turn her over? I’m game.
Kanye: Don’t be looking at my ho now! Hey, did you just call her a ho?!
The Dads so corrupt his daughter has to wear Bridgestone.
Babies are pets now?
It’s been the trend since Angelina started adopting…
Guy in the front: “wanna see something interesting? look at my ‘tarded face, ahhhhh!”
Did death come all over him?!
The dude is thinking “Supermodel spritzer is the best job in the world!”
Doutzen however is wondering if the guy in her dressing room was really the ‘official cervix stylist” after all.
I just laughed out loud in my lowly cubicle. Official cervix stylist, that’s gold.
Marylin Dude, put some makeup on!
The boobs can’t fool me. She’s an awful woman.
Ack!!!!! bitch is gonna ruin my makeup!
Way too much makeup. What the hell is going on this kid? I always thought people were just talking smack but I totally get it now…he really is gay, huh?
For some reason she reminds me of a fatter Megan Fox.
Oh Jessica, you know it’s not nice to make fun of Paris in front of all these people!
What’s up fatty?
I see Paul Stanley. Where is Gene Simons?
i would still do unspeakably nasty things to her
When you say nasty, you mean violent? Cos you can’t mean in a sexual way…
Just realized she forgot her pants! runs back to trailer…
I think it’s the “Leave Britney Alone” guy. Uh..girl. I don’t know.
Thisshh ish my pushy, ok?!!!
Ewww girls.
ewwww girls!
looks like she has a 2nd degree burn.
I see her deal with Old Navy is still intact.
wooof not a good shot
Holy shit…that was quick. That kid’s gonna by 5 next week.
lovely face but those thunder thighs could shake the continental US
That’s scary. No…really. It is.
cool dress! shes cute.
Sing us a song, your the piano man…’s daughter, obviously.
that hair is hideous…im sorry but blonde hair on black women is so tacky and never looks good
Beyonce pulls it off pretty well.
It’s so…unnatural.
obscurity at its finest
shes so thin! she looked better in inglorious basterds when she was a little heavier
Didn’t you say that Minka Kelly has thunder thighs? Now this woman is too thin?
Glasses.
minka kelly has 30 pounds on this woman. easy.
Oh thank goodness, they still have the douche phone. You can always count on Urban Outfitters.
are those real?
nope
I see the meeting with Mischavige went well.
too chunky for that tight dress
When did Isaac Hayes stop being dead?
shes cute but i too much billy joel in her face. that outfit on the other hand, is a complete fail
* I see
Exactly, she doesn’t look bad until you think of the dad and it just ruins it.
Damn, lesbians are hot.
I don’t know what the fuck is up with her. In some pics she’s downright beautiful, in others she’s a Mongoloid.
A kiss on the mouth would have smeared Justin’s lipstick
Thank you, for pics of her and candice…my thinspiration of the week. i’ll be going to the gym now…
omg those abs. serious pilates time.
Good to see she got back with Jimmy.
I cant see his toupee or his beard…Kelly Preston.