The Crap We Missed – Thursday 9.13.12

September 13th, 2012 // 606 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed that will hopefully life your spirits higher than Amanda Bynes blazing it at a red light. Anyway, even though I know you hate them, I felt the need to include this poignant shot, because during this era, when people say chivalry is dead, at least Kanye knows you’re always supposed to pee on the car door for your lady. We’ve also got John Travolta, who doesn’t at all look like a police sketch of the guy seen lurking around rest stop men’s rooms, Lea Michele‘s response when asked if she thinks Jessica Simpson will lose all the baby weight, and finally, the straightest I’ve ever seen The Jonas Brothers look.

Your Final Five is more from that amazingly endless Victoria’s Secret shoot. I know you are disappoint,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Eliza Dushku Butt Linen Pants
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    At one point in time, this chick had boobs. And could kick Buffy’s ass.

  2. Tamara Ecclestone Cleavage Legs Minidress
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    All that money and she dresses like a hooker…

  3. Justin Bieber Kissed By Fan
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    Suck it up, Justin. Just pretend it’s Robert Pattinson.

  4. John Travolta Hat Sunglasses
    jd
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    That’s the look of a guy with some serious fucking Thetan problems.

  5. Katherine Heigl Cleavage Pearl Necklace
    Frank Castle
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    Time is the fire in which we burn…

  6. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Tight Dress Kanye West Fashion Week
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    Thank you for holding the door for me…and for not stealing my purse.

  7. Carol Vorderman Cleavage Wonky Eyes
    Jman
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    Twice Lindsay’s age and ten times better looks.

  8. Alexa Ray Joel Hippie Dress Hat
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    I think she’s cute. I would punk the steam right out of her.

  9. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Tight Dress Kanye West Fashion Week
    Beaver Underground
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    Kanye: Don’t be looking at my ho now! Hey, did you just call her a ho?!

  10. Tamara Ecclestone Cleavage Legs Minidress
    Jman
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    The Dads so corrupt his daughter has to wear Bridgestone.

  11. Holly Madison Legs Tight Dress Holding Baby
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    Babies are pets now?

  12. Mischa Barton Annoyed Photobomer
    Crissy
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    Guy in the front: “wanna see something interesting? look at my ‘tarded face, ahhhhh!”

  13. John Travolta Hat Sunglasses
    Crissy
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    Did death come all over him?!

  14. Doutzen Kroes Bikini
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    The dude is thinking “Supermodel spritzer is the best job in the world!”

    Doutzen however is wondering if the guy in her dressing room was really the ‘official cervix stylist” after all.

  15. Cher Spandex Pants Fuzzy Blue Hat
    Crissy
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    Marylin Dude, put some makeup on!

  16. Katherine Heigl Cleavage Pearl Necklace
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    The boobs can’t fool me. She’s an awful woman.

  17. Justin Bieber Kissed By Fan
    Crissy
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    Ack!!!!! bitch is gonna ruin my makeup!

    • Marlyn

      Way too much makeup. What the hell is going on this kid? I always thought people were just talking smack but I totally get it now…he really is gay, huh?

  18. Tamara Ecclestone Cleavage Legs Minidress
    Beaver Underground
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    For some reason she reminds me of a fatter Megan Fox.

  19. Jessica Alba Crossed Eyes
    Crissy
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    Oh Jessica, you know it’s not nice to make fun of Paris in front of all these people!

  20. Lea Michele Cleavage Glee Season Premiere Party
    Contusion
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    What’s up fatty?

  21. Cher Spandex Pants Fuzzy Blue Hat
    Kojak
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    I see Paul Stanley. Where is Gene Simons?

  22. Sarah Silverman Walking Dog Wearing Shoes
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    i would still do unspeakably nasty things to her

  23. Raven Symone Legs Book Of Mormon Premiere
    Crissy
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    Just realized she forgot her pants! runs back to trailer…

  24. Mischa Barton Annoyed Photobomer
    Contusion
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    I think it’s the “Leave Britney Alone” guy. Uh..girl. I don’t know.

  25. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Tight Dress Kanye West Fashion Week
    Crissy
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    Thisshh ish my pushy, ok?!!!

  26. Justin Bieber Kissed By Fan
    Contusion
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    Ewww girls.

  27. Justin Bieber Kissed By Fan
    fucktards
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    ewwww girls!

  28. Katherine Heigl Cleavage Pearl Necklace
    lily
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    looks like she has a 2nd degree burn.

  29. Sarah Silverman Walking Dog Wearing Shoes
    Contusion
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    I see her deal with Old Navy is still intact.

  30. Lea Michele Cleavage Glee Season Premiere Party
    lily
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    wooof not a good shot

  31. Holly Madison Legs Tight Dress Holding Baby
    Contusion
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    Holy shit…that was quick. That kid’s gonna by 5 next week.

  32. Minka Kelly Butt Tight Jeans
    lily
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    lovely face but those thunder thighs could shake the continental US

  33. Mel B Cleavage Sports Bra
    Contusion
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    That’s scary. No…really. It is.

  34. Jenna Dewan Nipples Tight Dress Fashion Week
    lily
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    cool dress! shes cute.

  35. Alexa Ray Joel Hippie Dress Hat
    Contusion
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    Sing us a song, your the piano man…’s daughter, obviously.

  36. Raven Symone Legs Book Of Mormon Premiere
    lily
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    that hair is hideous…im sorry but blonde hair on black women is so tacky and never looks good

  37. Isaac Hanson Zac Hanson Taylor Hanson
    colebaby
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    obscurity at its finest

  38. Diane Kruger Nipples No Bra Legs Short Shorts
    lily
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    shes so thin! she looked better in inglorious basterds when she was a little heavier

  39. Eliza Dushku Butt Linen Pants
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    Oh thank goodness, they still have the douche phone. You can always count on Urban Outfitters.

  40. Mel B Cleavage Sports Bra
    lily
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    are those real?

  41. Tom Cruise Tongue In Cheek
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    I see the meeting with Mischavige went well.

  42. Tamara Ecclestone Cleavage Legs Minidress
    lily
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    too chunky for that tight dress

  43. Common Kissing Fan On Neck
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    When did Isaac Hayes stop being dead?

  44. Alexa Ray Joel Hippie Dress Hat
    lily
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    shes cute but i too much billy joel in her face. that outfit on the other hand, is a complete fail

  45. Justin Bieber Kissed By Fan
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    Damn, lesbians are hot.

  46. Mischa Barton Annoyed Photobomer
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    I don’t know what the fuck is up with her. In some pics she’s downright beautiful, in others she’s a Mongoloid.

  47. Justin Bieber Kissed By Fan
    ThisWillHurt
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    A kiss on the mouth would have smeared Justin’s lipstick

  48. Doutzen Kroes Bikini
    lily
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    Thank you, for pics of her and candice…my thinspiration of the week. i’ll be going to the gym now…

  49. Sarah Silverman Walking Dog Wearing Shoes
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    Good to see she got back with Jimmy.

  50. John Travolta Hat Sunglasses
    kravdan
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    I cant see his toupee or his beard…Kelly Preston.

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