Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed that will hopefully life your spirits higher than Amanda Bynes blazing it at a red light. Anyway, even though I know you hate them, I felt the need to include this poignant shot, because during this era, when people say chivalry is dead, at least Kanye knows you’re always supposed to pee on the car door for your lady. We’ve also got John Travolta, who doesn’t at all look like a police sketch of the guy seen lurking around rest stop men’s rooms, Lea Michele‘s response when asked if she thinks Jessica Simpson will lose all the baby weight, and finally, the straightest I’ve ever seen The Jonas Brothers look.
Your Final Five is more from that amazingly endless Victoria’s Secret shoot. I know you are disappoint,
- Photo Boy
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Paris? Hum…I bet he’s there for the “baguettes”…
Cher has just created a new acronym for us:
VDL (Visible Depends Line)
He has the pussiest cancer ever. How hard can it be to kill this guy?
Kid wanting the autograph is obviously confused – socks with sandals,man. Ew.
“….but wait a second….why do the middle class pay twice the percentage that people making $250,000 do in taxes, when they are the ones that are truly struggling…?”
“It’s called trickle down economics lady. It trickle’s down.”
“….ohhh, OK. Do you have an American flag pin for my bikini?”
Theres a face in her abs
U guys see it too, right?
Sorta looks like MR CLEAN
I’m thinking more Boba Fett.
“Hey Mom, the babysitter for little Johnny is at the door.”
“I’ll take Pics of Three Guys Straighter Than Travolta for $200, Alex”
Good thing we don’t censor lesbian love on this site.
“Rape! Oh, it’s just Common.”
Nice bit of surf ‘n turf!
Then the ebony bird beguiling my sad fancy into smiling,
By the grave and stern decorum of the countenance it wore,
“Though thy crest be shorn and shaven, thou,” I said, “art sure no craven,
Ghastly grim and ancient Raven wandering from the Nightly shore–
Tell me what thy lordly name is on the Night’s Plutonian shore!”
Quoth the Raven, “Nevermore.”
Le Unibomber.
Yo! Mr White, he knows somethin!
Jessica Wonk > Paris Wonk
She’s still stunned that he’s alive. Dammit! Should have been offed before I struck him with cancer!
Are those Goth depends I see through the slacks?
Either she snorted cocaine from his shoulder or he has a severe case of dandruff…
Steven Tyler, just stop already.
I can see 6 people in this photo. I have no idea which one is Ke$ha. I’m pretty comfortable with that.
You’re so lucky. I remember when I used to be like you.
Aw, this is just unflattering.
I can hear Horshack laughing from beyond the grave.
He’s dead — that’s not funny.
Sorry about your recent demise – How’s life in hell?
That’s right, talk all the way through it.
I didn’t even know he was pregnant.
I fucking love Verne Troyer.
Is it sad that I know too much about these guys? One has like, 6 kids and another one was fat, and they still make albums…
do you buy them?:)
No ma’am! I’m just too informed, that’s my downfall.
No, your downfall is that you make decisions based on preconceived notions instead of real knowledge. You obviously haven’t listened to any of Hanson’s post-puberty records or you would know that they are a very talented band who puts out quality music. Unless you don’t have an ear for music, of course, but if so you really should state that so everyone knows not to trust your judgment about music.
Also, none of them have 6 kids. Taylor currently has 4 kids with a 5th on the way, and Isaac and Zac have 2 each.
with what you just said I’m pretty sure the rest of the HANSON community is laughing at you know…hahaha…so funny you are too confident to say you know alot about HANSON yet you don’t even know how many kids they have..haha..ley me ask my fellow Fanson if one of them really has kids..stop making fun of yourself and try to have a little research before posting it..BITCH!
I R THINKING THOUGHTS?
That hat comes with the hair glued to it.
God I hope so.
Alexa: If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again.
There IS a bright side: they’re in the serial killer capital of Australia!
And yet I was not screaming until they got here. :) I have my standards.
Chicken necking and finger snaps in 3, 2, 1…
Stop trying to be white! Your name is Raven, either be black as your momma intended, or become a stripper.
I thought they killed Vorderman in the last Potter movie?
Spaghetti and meatballs.
How does he fit that lusciously full head of hair under that tight cap?
More like a B-/C+.
“If I could turn back time…I’d probably pay more attention to my daughter”
Nope, doesn’t work. I can still see her face.
What is so appealing about dressing up your dog? Is it because you yourself don’t have a sense of style,?
Isn’t it illegal to Snooki an animal in NYC?
That dog better have some sort of condition to warrant forcing the dog to wear baby shoes.
“Shh gave meh a hummer an this ciggy right ‘ere!”
Kanye never wears a pair of shoes twice…or a fork apparently.
Yet he uses a woman who was peed on, he’s an enigma of complexity.
Could not click thumbs up when I need to.
Once he wears the shoes, he puts them up on ebay to auction them off to help pay fo the next pair and to feed the gold digger’s needs. Soon he’ll be auctioning off his used condoms or TP.
That is one scrawny, ugly, hunchbacked dog.
You guys see where I’m going with this, right?
hahahahaha
Samantha, you went brunette?!
“Milk-a-whaaat?! Look shankopotamus, riding the bimbo is not frowned upon in this etablishment.”
“Yo Eddie…checks late bitch!!”
It’s the face that turns you off.
Well, we know what Bieber did that night. Kept waking up in cold sweat screaming: It wasn’t me! It wasn’t me!
Funny, there’s been like 3 photos in this gallery of people holding packs of “photo paper” that look like a goddamn pizza…and then this one IT IS a pizza.
Welfare Spice