The Crap We Missed – Thursday 9.13.12

September 13th, 2012 // 606 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed that will hopefully life your spirits higher than Amanda Bynes blazing it at a red light. Anyway, even though I know you hate them, I felt the need to include this poignant shot, because during this era, when people say chivalry is dead, at least Kanye knows you’re always supposed to pee on the car door for your lady. We’ve also got John Travolta, who doesn’t at all look like a police sketch of the guy seen lurking around rest stop men’s rooms, Lea Michele‘s response when asked if she thinks Jessica Simpson will lose all the baby weight, and finally, the straightest I’ve ever seen The Jonas Brothers look.

Your Final Five is more from that amazingly endless Victoria’s Secret shoot. I know you are disappoint,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. John Travolta Hat Sunglasses
    Park
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    Paris? Hum…I bet he’s there for the “baguettes”…

  2. Cher Spandex Pants Fuzzy Blue Hat
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    Cher has just created a new acronym for us:
    VDL (Visible Depends Line)

  3. Michael Douglas Turtle Neck Sunglasses Catherine Zeta-Jones Cleavage
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    He has the pussiest cancer ever. How hard can it be to kill this guy?

  4. Cher Spandex Pants Fuzzy Blue Hat
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    Kid wanting the autograph is obviously confused – socks with sandals,man. Ew.

  5. Doutzen Kroes Bikini
    Deacon Jones
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    “….but wait a second….why do the middle class pay twice the percentage that people making $250,000 do in taxes, when they are the ones that are truly struggling…?”

    “It’s called trickle down economics lady. It trickle’s down.”

    “….ohhh, OK. Do you have an American flag pin for my bikini?”

  6. Doutzen Kroes Bikini
    mamamiasweetpeaches
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    Theres a face in her abs
    U guys see it too, right?
    Sorta looks like MR CLEAN

  7. John Travolta Hat Sunglasses
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    “Hey Mom, the babysitter for little Johnny is at the door.”

  8. Isaac Hanson Zac Hanson Taylor Hanson
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    “I’ll take Pics of Three Guys Straighter Than Travolta for $200, Alex”

  9. Justin Bieber Kissed By Fan
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    Good thing we don’t censor lesbian love on this site.

  10. Common Kissing Fan On Neck
    it had to be said
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    “Rape! Oh, it’s just Common.”

  11. Jenna Dewan Nipples Tight Dress Fashion Week
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    Nice bit of surf ‘n turf!

  12. Raven Symone Legs Book Of Mormon Premiere
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    Then the ebony bird beguiling my sad fancy into smiling,
    By the grave and stern decorum of the countenance it wore,
    “Though thy crest be shorn and shaven, thou,” I said, “art sure no craven,
    Ghastly grim and ancient Raven wandering from the Nightly shore–
    Tell me what thy lordly name is on the Night’s Plutonian shore!”
    Quoth the Raven, “Nevermore.”

  13. John Travolta Hat Sunglasses
    it had to be said
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    Le Unibomber.

  14. Holly Madison Legs Tight Dress Holding Baby
    B&WMinstrel
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    Yo! Mr White, he knows somethin!

  15. Jessica Alba Crossed Eyes
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    Jessica Wonk > Paris Wonk

  16. Michael Douglas Turtle Neck Sunglasses Catherine Zeta-Jones Cleavage
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    She’s still stunned that he’s alive. Dammit! Should have been offed before I struck him with cancer!

  17. Cher Spandex Pants Fuzzy Blue Hat
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    Are those Goth depends I see through the slacks?

  18. Michael Douglas Turtle Neck Sunglasses Catherine Zeta-Jones Cleavage
    Park
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    Either she snorted cocaine from his shoulder or he has a severe case of dandruff…

  19. Cher Spandex Pants Fuzzy Blue Hat
    it had to be said
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    Steven Tyler, just stop already.

  20. Ke$ha Weird Nylons Book Of Mormon Premiere
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    I can see 6 people in this photo. I have no idea which one is Ke$ha. I’m pretty comfortable with that.

  21. Jessica Alba Crossed Eyes
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    Aw, this is just unflattering.

  22. Lea Michele Cleavage Glee Season Premiere Party
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    I can hear Horshack laughing from beyond the grave.

  23. Common Kissing Fan On Neck
    B&WMinstrel
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    That’s right, talk all the way through it.

  24. Jude Law Beard Beer Belly
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    I didn’t even know he was pregnant.

  25. Holly Madison Legs Tight Dress Holding Baby
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    I fucking love Verne Troyer.

  26. Isaac Hanson Zac Hanson Taylor Hanson
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    Is it sad that I know too much about these guys? One has like, 6 kids and another one was fat, and they still make albums…

    • Anna

      do you buy them?:)

      • No ma’am! I’m just too informed, that’s my downfall.

      • Mia

        No, your downfall is that you make decisions based on preconceived notions instead of real knowledge. You obviously haven’t listened to any of Hanson’s post-puberty records or you would know that they are a very talented band who puts out quality music. Unless you don’t have an ear for music, of course, but if so you really should state that so everyone knows not to trust your judgment about music.

        Also, none of them have 6 kids. Taylor currently has 4 kids with a 5th on the way, and Isaac and Zac have 2 each.

    • itz

      with what you just said I’m pretty sure the rest of the HANSON community is laughing at you know…hahaha…so funny you are too confident to say you know alot about HANSON yet you don’t even know how many kids they have..haha..ley me ask my fellow Fanson if one of them really has kids..stop making fun of yourself and try to have a little research before posting it..BITCH!

  27. Doutzen Kroes Bikini
    InkyBlack
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    I R THINKING THOUGHTS?

  28. Raven Symone Legs Book Of Mormon Premiere
    Park
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    That hat comes with the hair glued to it.

  29. Alexa Ray Joel Hippie Dress Hat
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    Alexa: If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again.

  30. Isaac Hanson Zac Hanson Taylor Hanson
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    There IS a bright side: they’re in the serial killer capital of Australia!

  31. Raven Symone Legs Book Of Mormon Premiere
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    Chicken necking and finger snaps in 3, 2, 1…

  32. Raven Symone Legs Book Of Mormon Premiere
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    Stop trying to be white! Your name is Raven, either be black as your momma intended, or become a stripper.

  33. Carol Vorderman Cleavage Wonky Eyes
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    I thought they killed Vorderman in the last Potter movie?

  34. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Tight Dress Kanye West Fashion Week
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    Spaghetti and meatballs.

  35. John Travolta Hat Sunglasses
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    How does he fit that lusciously full head of hair under that tight cap?

  36. Mel B Cleavage Sports Bra
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    More like a B-/C+.

  37. Cher Spandex Pants Fuzzy Blue Hat
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    “If I could turn back time…I’d probably pay more attention to my daughter”

  38. Alexa Ray Joel Hippie Dress Hat
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    Nope, doesn’t work. I can still see her face.

  39. Sarah Silverman Walking Dog Wearing Shoes
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    What is so appealing about dressing up your dog? Is it because you yourself don’t have a sense of style,?

  40. Sarah Silverman Walking Dog Wearing Shoes
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    That dog better have some sort of condition to warrant forcing the dog to wear baby shoes.

  41. Mischa Barton Annoyed Photobomer
    Jman
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    “Shh gave meh a hummer an this ciggy right ‘ere!”

  42. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Tight Dress Kanye West Fashion Week
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    Kanye never wears a pair of shoes twice…or a fork apparently.

    Yet he uses a woman who was peed on, he’s an enigma of complexity.

    • w/e

      Could not click thumbs up when I need to.

    • KimLovrAustin

      Once he wears the shoes, he puts them up on ebay to auction them off to help pay fo the next pair and to feed the gold digger’s needs. Soon he’ll be auctioning off his used condoms or TP.

  43. Sarah Silverman Walking Dog Wearing Shoes
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    That is one scrawny, ugly, hunchbacked dog.

    You guys see where I’m going with this, right?

  44. Carol Vorderman Cleavage Wonky Eyes
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    Samantha, you went brunette?!

  45. Holly Madison Legs Tight Dress Holding Baby
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    “Milk-a-whaaat?! Look shankopotamus, riding the bimbo is not frowned upon in this etablishment.”

  46. Mel B Cleavage Sports Bra
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    “Yo Eddie…checks late bitch!!”

  47. Mel B Cleavage Sports Bra
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    It’s the face that turns you off.

  48. Justin Bieber Kissed By Fan
    Beaver Underground
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    Well, we know what Bieber did that night. Kept waking up in cold sweat screaming: It wasn’t me! It wasn’t me!

  49. Tamara Ecclestone Cleavage Legs Minidress
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    Funny, there’s been like 3 photos in this gallery of people holding packs of “photo paper” that look like a goddamn pizza…and then this one IT IS a pizza.

  50. Mel B Cleavage Sports Bra
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    Welfare Spice

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