Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed that will hopefully life your spirits higher than Amanda Bynes blazing it at a red light. Anyway, even though I know you hate them, I felt the need to include this poignant shot, because during this era, when people say chivalry is dead, at least Kanye knows you’re always supposed to pee on the car door for your lady. We’ve also got John Travolta, who doesn’t at all look like a police sketch of the guy seen lurking around rest stop men’s rooms, Lea Michele‘s response when asked if she thinks Jessica Simpson will lose all the baby weight, and finally, the straightest I’ve ever seen The Jonas Brothers look.
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That does not look very Raven.
She’s so Serena Williams
That guy looks scarily like Chelsea Handler.
Well that was quick.
See, even serial killers are cute when they’re babies.
*yuck*
Pet line… baby clothes line… they’re pretty much the same thing, right?
According to her legs, the world is going to end in 2012.
Wait a minute, you guys said Game of Thrones had finished its season!
She’s not fat, it’s honestly just an unflattering angle. You can be a double 00 and get the appearance of a double chin at that angle.
You’re pudgy, right?
Yeah the fat angle
I see she’s showing off her new pet.
That is a cougar, my friend.
Because I can only give you one thumb-up:
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“Ima put a 15th baby in you.”
There’s just something stuck in his teeth.
Just a little dick!
Dude, chill. It’s just Mischa Barton.
Sweety, if you’re going to get a part in that new Avengers show, you’d better where something a lot sexier than that. How is Joss even supposed to get an erection with you wearing sweatpants?
Have you met my daughte – I’m sorry, I meant my wife! Ha ha. I slip sometimes!
Boobs look pictured in 1:2 scale.
It’s risk vs reward, isn’t it?
I mean, sure, there are fun bags a-plenty. But would you… nay COULD you… endure the cuntiness that ensues from that stern entitled brow?
I know I couldn’t.
Looks like the kid in The Possession.
I Am Dreadful, Just Dreadful… I Am The Law!
The LAW?
Wow, they finally have a working prototype of the FUTURE Camera…welcome to 2020, Lea! We’ll all be see a lot more of you.
WTF is this really Raven? She lookin like a crack head now and check out Jane Seymour in the background with her fine ass. Isn’t she double Raven’s age?
“This is my version on Chippendales! Take my black microphone and watch me perform!”
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Spot the deliberate mistake?
Orange after Labor day?
She brought a TV remote to an event as her “plus one”?
Um. I give up.
Heheh I just didn’t know why Jill repeated the photo. :D
Goldfish in the headlights
Awesome! :D
“It’s okay, baby. I’ll get your face tattoo’ed on my neck in a year from now.”
Is Vorderman German for motorboating?
I think she is about to make a right turn.
“Hmmm…Travolta’s right! It does taste like chicken.”
Is Paris a guy’s name too?
So this is why all the lads on that show are gay!
If this guy isn’t wearing “Where’s the Gay Hooker?” clothes, I dont know who is.
This is what gatling guns were created for.
“Gatling gun”–!! V. funny.
Does she actually act? I’ve seen her in 2 roles: 500 Days of Summer and Derek Jeters’ ex.
“Nigga I know you ain’t thinking about stealin my cow.”
MOOOO
I bet that crack in the sidewalk is looking up at the ugliest crack its ever seen.
Sucking in your cheeks like that won’t help that belly of yours.
Another example of a manufactured Jewish comedian
Are all those people who find her funny as hell manufactured too?
Judging by her current status? Yes, manufactured. We were told she was funny enough to have a tv show. She had one, it blew, now she’s a guest voice on animated shows. She’s no Seinfeld. At this point, she’s not even Kevin James.
Has she been to Chris Brown’s tattooist?
That guy… he’s us!
Shhh, you guys! He’s trying to infiltrate the Russell Brand gang.
Michael Chiklis looks so much bigger on tv…
She’s moving closer and closer to being the next Wendy from Snapple.
Looking skinny..
It’s as if she’s a wax figure of herself, eyes glossed over, people ecstatic to get a picture with you.
Who is photobombing whom in this pic?
I think the drug addict is photobombing the Irish drunk.
Aqualung.
This is ridiculous. Stores keep bringing out their Halloween gear earlier and earlier. Enough!
If Al Capone was gay
Soooo…let me get this right….surging national debt will be fixed by tax cuts to the 1%….ok, sounds good to me.
Mario Lopez wearing that wig really creeps me out.