The Crap We Missed – Thursday 9.13.12

September 13th, 2012 // 606 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed that will hopefully life your spirits higher than Amanda Bynes blazing it at a red light. Anyway, even though I know you hate them, I felt the need to include this poignant shot, because during this era, when people say chivalry is dead, at least Kanye knows you’re always supposed to pee on the car door for your lady. We’ve also got John Travolta, who doesn’t at all look like a police sketch of the guy seen lurking around rest stop men’s rooms, Lea Michele‘s response when asked if she thinks Jessica Simpson will lose all the baby weight, and finally, the straightest I’ve ever seen The Jonas Brothers look.

Your Final Five is more from that amazingly endless Victoria’s Secret shoot. I know you are disappoint,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Raven Symone Legs Book Of Mormon Premiere
    Ana
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    That does not look very Raven.

  2. Mischa Barton Annoyed Photobomer
    Colin
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    That guy looks scarily like Chelsea Handler.

  3. Holly Madison Legs Tight Dress Holding Baby
    Jill_Ess
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    Well that was quick.

  4. Holly Madison Legs Tight Dress Holding Baby
    EricLr
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    See, even serial killers are cute when they’re babies.

  5. Katherine Heigl Cleavage Pearl Necklace
    Lucion
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    *yuck*

  6. Holly Madison Legs Tight Dress Holding Baby
    Ana
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    Pet line… baby clothes line… they’re pretty much the same thing, right?

  7. Ke$ha Weird Nylons Book Of Mormon Premiere
    EricLr
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    According to her legs, the world is going to end in 2012.

  8. Alexa Ray Joel Hippie Dress Hat
    EricLr
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    Wait a minute, you guys said Game of Thrones had finished its season!

  9. Lea Michele Cleavage Glee Season Premiere Party
    Sexy is not one-size-fits-all
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    She’s not fat, it’s honestly just an unflattering angle. You can be a double 00 and get the appearance of a double chin at that angle.

  10. Holly Madison Legs Tight Dress Holding Baby
    Colin
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    I see she’s showing off her new pet.

  11. Carol Vorderman Cleavage Wonky Eyes
    LegMan
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    That is a cougar, my friend.

    • Because I can only give you one thumb-up:

      [img]http://www.thesuperficial.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/13/article-1341288-0C8FCA43000005DC-342_634x847-340_454.jpg[/img]

  12. Common Kissing Fan On Neck
    DeucePickle
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    “Ima put a 15th baby in you.”

  13. Tom Cruise Tongue In Cheek
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    There’s just something stuck in his teeth.

    Just a little dick!

  14. Mischa Barton Annoyed Photobomer
    JennywithaY
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    Dude, chill. It’s just Mischa Barton.

  15. Eliza Dushku Butt Linen Pants
    EricLr
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    Sweety, if you’re going to get a part in that new Avengers show, you’d better where something a lot sexier than that. How is Joss even supposed to get an erection with you wearing sweatpants?

  16. Michael Douglas Turtle Neck Sunglasses Catherine Zeta-Jones Cleavage
    JennywithaY
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    Have you met my daughte – I’m sorry, I meant my wife! Ha ha. I slip sometimes!

  17. Doutzen Kroes Bikini
    lara
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    Boobs look pictured in 1:2 scale.

  18. Katherine Heigl Cleavage Pearl Necklace
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    It’s risk vs reward, isn’t it?

    I mean, sure, there are fun bags a-plenty. But would you… nay COULD you… endure the cuntiness that ensues from that stern entitled brow?

  19. Jessica Alba Crossed Eyes
    Gary Grant
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    Looks like the kid in The Possession.

  20. Jude Law Beard Beer Belly
    B&WMinstrel
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    I Am Dreadful, Just Dreadful… I Am The Law!

  21. Lea Michele Cleavage Glee Season Premiere Party
    pipedreamer
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    Wow, they finally have a working prototype of the FUTURE Camera…welcome to 2020, Lea! We’ll all be see a lot more of you.

  22. Raven Symone Legs Book Of Mormon Premiere
    Nilf
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    WTF is this really Raven? She lookin like a crack head now and check out Jane Seymour in the background with her fine ass. Isn’t she double Raven’s age?

  23. Common Kissing Fan On Neck
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    “This is my version on Chippendales! Take my black microphone and watch me perform!”

  24. Katherine Heigl Cleavage Pearl Necklace
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    [img]http://www.thesuperficial.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/13/kh-340_453.jpg[/img]

  25. Common Kissing Fan On Neck
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    “It’s okay, baby. I’ll get your face tattoo’ed on my neck in a year from now.”

  26. Carol Vorderman Cleavage Wonky Eyes
    Gary Grant
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    Is Vorderman German for motorboating?

  27. Mel B Cleavage Sports Bra
    Gary Grant
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    I think she is about to make a right turn.

  28. Tom Cruise Tongue In Cheek
    pipedreamer
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    “Hmmm…Travolta’s right! It does taste like chicken.”

  29. John Travolta Hat Sunglasses
    UJ
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    Is Paris a guy’s name too?

  30. Lea Michele Cleavage Glee Season Premiere Party
    Commented on this photo:

    So this is why all the lads on that show are gay!

  31. John Travolta Hat Sunglasses
    Deacon Jones
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    If this guy isn’t wearing “Where’s the Gay Hooker?” clothes, I dont know who is.

  32. Cher Spandex Pants Fuzzy Blue Hat
    UJ
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    This is what gatling guns were created for.

  33. Minka Kelly Butt Tight Jeans
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    Does she actually act? I’ve seen her in 2 roles: 500 Days of Summer and Derek Jeters’ ex.

  34. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Tight Dress Kanye West Fashion Week
    Nilf
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    “Nigga I know you ain’t thinking about stealin my cow.”

  35. Ke$ha Weird Nylons Book Of Mormon Premiere
    UJ
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    I bet that crack in the sidewalk is looking up at the ugliest crack its ever seen.

  36. Jude Law Beard Beer Belly
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    Sucking in your cheeks like that won’t help that belly of yours.

  37. Sarah Silverman Walking Dog Wearing Shoes
    Deacon Jones
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    Another example of a manufactured Jewish comedian

    • EricLr

      Are all those people who find her funny as hell manufactured too?

      • Chimpout2012

        Judging by her current status? Yes, manufactured. We were told she was funny enough to have a tv show. She had one, it blew, now she’s a guest voice on animated shows. She’s no Seinfeld. At this point, she’s not even Kevin James.

  38. Ke$ha Weird Nylons Book Of Mormon Premiere
    InkyBlack
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    Has she been to Chris Brown’s tattooist?

  39. Mischa Barton Annoyed Photobomer
    B&WMinstrel
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    That guy… he’s us!

  40. Holly Madison Legs Tight Dress Holding Baby
    meeps!
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    Michael Chiklis looks so much bigger on tv…

  41. Jude Law Beard Beer Belly
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    Shhh, you guys! He’s trying to infiltrate the Russell Brand gang.

  42. Lea Michele Cleavage Glee Season Premiere Party
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    She’s moving closer and closer to being the next Wendy from Snapple.

  43. Eliza Dushku Butt Linen Pants
    Deacon Jones
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    Looking skinny..

  44. Mischa Barton Annoyed Photobomer
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    It’s as if she’s a wax figure of herself, eyes glossed over, people ecstatic to get a picture with you.

  45. Mischa Barton Annoyed Photobomer
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    Who is photobombing whom in this pic?

  46. Jude Law Beard Beer Belly
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    Aqualung.

  47. Cher Spandex Pants Fuzzy Blue Hat
    Commented on this photo:

    This is ridiculous. Stores keep bringing out their Halloween gear earlier and earlier. Enough!

  48. Cher Spandex Pants Fuzzy Blue Hat
    B&WMinstrel
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    If Al Capone was gay

  49. Doutzen Kroes Bikini
    Deacon Jones
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    Soooo…let me get this right….surging national debt will be fixed by tax cuts to the 1%….ok, sounds good to me.

  50. Lea Michele Cleavage Glee Season Premiere Party
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    Mario Lopez wearing that wig really creeps me out.

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