The Crap We Missed – Thursday 9.13.12

September 13th, 2012 // 606 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed that will hopefully life your spirits higher than Amanda Bynes blazing it at a red light. Anyway, even though I know you hate them, I felt the need to include this poignant shot, because during this era, when people say chivalry is dead, at least Kanye knows you’re always supposed to pee on the car door for your lady. We’ve also got John Travolta, who doesn’t at all look like a police sketch of the guy seen lurking around rest stop men’s rooms, Lea Michele‘s response when asked if she thinks Jessica Simpson will lose all the baby weight, and finally, the straightest I’ve ever seen The Jonas Brothers look.

Your Final Five is more from that amazingly endless Victoria’s Secret shoot. I know you are disappoint,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Michael Douglas Turtle Neck Sunglasses Catherine Zeta-Jones Cleavage
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    If you zoom into his glasses, there are only two other people standing on the street. That’s either adorably sad or sadly adorable.

  2. Lea Michele Cleavage Glee Season Premiere Party
    diego
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    Maybe a plastic surgeon could transplant the fat from her double chin and jowels into her non-existent tits.

  3. Holly Madison Legs Tight Dress Holding Baby
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    Hypnotoooad.

  4. Mischa Barton Annoyed Photobomer
    diego
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    “Samantha Ronson strikes again, ha ha!”

  5. Isaac Hanson Zac Hanson Taylor Hanson
    Animal
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    Three shades of gay.

  6. Cher Spandex Pants Fuzzy Blue Hat
    Cock Dr
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    I like the hat. Looks warm.

  7. Isaac Hanson Zac Hanson Taylor Hanson
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    Played by Stephen Baldwin, Orlando Bloom, and Jude Law.

  8. Cher Spandex Pants Fuzzy Blue Hat
    Gin&Tonic
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    so she’s wearing pantyhose under a layer of tights? really worried about something falling out?

  9. Alexa Ray Joel Hippie Dress Hat
    catapostrophe
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    Was she there to protest fashion?

  10. Common Kissing Fan On Neck
    me
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    is Britney Murphy from “Clueless” back?

  11. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Tight Dress Kanye West Fashion Week
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    Not as cool sitting on the Lane Bryant runway, is it, Kanye?

  12. Mel B Cleavage Sports Bra
    Animal
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    She’s ok, though I am concerned about the missing nipple.

  13. Diane Kruger Nipples No Bra Legs Short Shorts
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    She’s wearing my grandma’s shorts. And tits.

  14. John Travolta Hat Sunglasses
    InkyBlack
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    A couple of apt pics by Ron Galella, pioneer pap.
    I think John may have wanted to be Sylvester’s Tweetie Pie.

    I can’t post links, presumably because I’m unregistered scum. Stick a www. in front of these and hopefully you should be good to go :)

    howtobearetronaut.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/John-Travolta.jpg

    howtobearetronaut.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/John-Travolta-and-Sylvester-Stallone.jpg

  15. Alexa Ray Joel Hippie Dress Hat
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    Tilt the hat a little more forward. Little more. I can just hold it in front for ya.

  16. Katherine Heigl Cleavage Pearl Necklace
    fucktards
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    because attending fundraisers with the anointed one is so much more fun than dealing with the embassy killings across the pond.

  17. Holly Madison Legs Tight Dress Holding Baby
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    “Yeah I touched ‘em. Your move, Elmo.”

  18. Cher Spandex Pants Fuzzy Blue Hat
    InkyBlack
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    Marilyn Manson’s looking a lot better nowadays.

  19. John Travolta Hat Sunglasses
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    His rug must be at the cleaners…..

  20. Doutzen Kroes Bikini
    USDA Prime McBeef
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    She’s either trying to solve complex mathematical calculations in her head or she’s thinking about nail polish colors.

  21. Isaac Hanson Zac Hanson Taylor Hanson
    me
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    One became a backstreet boy, other became a girl and the last lost a foot! lots happens despite popular belief!

  22. Sarah Silverman Walking Dog Wearing Shoes
    B&WMinstrel
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    Remind me again, it was us that sent a Rover to Mars, right?

  23. Katherine Heigl Cleavage Pearl Necklace
    EricLr
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    In the time it took her to walk from the car to the door, she made two shitty romantic comedies.

  24. Tom Cruise Tongue In Cheek
    USDA Prime McBeef
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    It’s L. Ron’s ghost that’s popping that out.

  25. Tom Cruise Tongue In Cheek
    EricLr
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    I think he’s inviting the valet to visit his room.

  26. Alexa Ray Joel Hippie Dress Hat
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    It’s like a modern art version of Billy Joel. NYC is just so damn progressive.

  27. Lea Michele Cleavage Glee Season Premiere Party
    dontkillthemessenger
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    She has Jessica Simpson’s pregnancy chins, but not the pregnancy boobs.

    I don’t know if there’s a such thing as pregnancy nose.

  28. Minka Kelly Butt Tight Jeans
    Josh
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    Overrated girl is overrated.

  29. Jude Law Beard Beer Belly
    EricLr
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    You’ve been hanging out with Zach Galifianakis, haven’t you?

  30. Mischa Barton Annoyed Photobomer
    EricLr
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    Look, just sell me the drugs, okay?

  31. Justin Bieber Kissed By Fan
    Bonky
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    This picture needs a “Ewww…cooties !” thought bubble.

  32. Cher Spandex Pants Fuzzy Blue Hat
    EricLr
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    Wow, is it Halloween already?

  33. Sarah Silverman Walking Dog Wearing Shoes
    Josh
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    Well, she’s not fucking anyone famous right now, so that’s why she’s not on TV.

  34. Isaac Hanson Zac Hanson Taylor Hanson
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    The soccer mom in the middle would be hot if she was wearing a skirt.

  35. Alexa Ray Joel Hippie Dress Hat
    Yeezy's Son
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    I will look on your treasures, gypsy. Is this understood?

  36. Carol Vorderman Cleavage Wonky Eyes
    B&WMinstrel
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    - Ok, let’s hear your seven.
    - BIGARSE

  37. Isaac Hanson Zac Hanson Taylor Hanson
    dontkillthemessenger
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    The original Jonas Brothers, complete with questionable heterosexuality.

  38. Justin Bieber Kissed By Fan
    EricLr
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    The smell of perfume on a woman kissing you is awesome.

    The smell of acne cream and grape candy? No so much.

  39. Jessica Alba Crossed Eyes
    Bonky
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    It only takes a couple of drinks to turn “Bitch Alba” into “Good Time Jessie”.

  40. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Tight Dress Kanye West Fashion Week
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Yes Kanye, we know the mop was stolen.

  41. Doutzen Kroes Bikini
    Cock Dr
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    That is quite a toned torso.

  42. Jessica Alba Crossed Eyes
    EricLr
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    I toold youz, I’ves hasving a strooke!

  43. Isaac Hanson Zac Hanson Taylor Hanson
    EricLr
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    Sing Stayin’ Alive!

  44. Tom Cruise Tongue In Cheek
    Colin
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    He misses that feeling. His mouth gets so lonely when he goes out pretending to be strai– I MEAN MOVING MOUNTAINS WITH HIS MIND.

  45. Justin Bieber Kissed By Fan
    Ana
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    PREGNANCY!

  46. Raven Symone Legs Book Of Mormon Premiere
    EricLr
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    That’s so…yeah.

  47. Common Kissing Fan On Neck
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    The Broadway production of “Rhi-Rhi and Chris: The Nut and the Slut.”

  48. Jude Law Beard Beer Belly
    Colin
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    There should be a Law against wearing that in public.

  49. Jenna Dewan Nipples Tight Dress Fashion Week
    Ana
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    Are those lobsters pinching her boobs?

  50. Sarah Silverman Walking Dog Wearing Shoes
    EricLr
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    God, that poor dog is still alive?!? Jesus, it must be 100 in dog years by now.

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