Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed that will hopefully life your spirits higher than Amanda Bynes blazing it at a red light. Anyway, even though I know you hate them, I felt the need to include this poignant shot, because during this era, when people say chivalry is dead, at least Kanye knows you’re always supposed to pee on the car door for your lady. We’ve also got John Travolta, who doesn’t at all look like a police sketch of the guy seen lurking around rest stop men’s rooms, Lea Michele‘s response when asked if she thinks Jessica Simpson will lose all the baby weight, and finally, the straightest I’ve ever seen The Jonas Brothers look.
Your Final Five is more from that amazingly endless Victoria’s Secret shoot. I know you are disappoint,
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If you zoom into his glasses, there are only two other people standing on the street. That’s either adorably sad or sadly adorable.
Maybe a plastic surgeon could transplant the fat from her double chin and jowels into her non-existent tits.
At least they’re real.
Real non-existent.
Hypnotoooad.
“Samantha Ronson strikes again, ha ha!”
Three shades of gay.
gay, gay and gayest
I like the hat. Looks warm.
Played by Stephen Baldwin, Orlando Bloom, and Jude Law.
so she’s wearing pantyhose under a layer of tights? really worried about something falling out?
Was she there to protest fashion?
is Britney Murphy from “Clueless” back?
She died…that’s not funny.
That comment not being funny has nothing to do with her not dead.
FUNNY! It does look like her :)
Not as cool sitting on the Lane Bryant runway, is it, Kanye?
She’s ok, though I am concerned about the missing nipple.
She’s wearing my grandma’s shorts. And tits.
I have a picture of my mother from 1986 wearing the same outfit. She’s hates that picture!
A couple of apt pics by Ron Galella, pioneer pap.
I think John may have wanted to be Sylvester’s Tweetie Pie.
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Tilt the hat a little more forward. Little more. I can just hold it in front for ya.
because attending fundraisers with the anointed one is so much more fun than dealing with the embassy killings across the pond.
“Yeah I touched ‘em. Your move, Elmo.”
Marilyn Manson’s looking a lot better nowadays.
His rug must be at the cleaners…..
She’s either trying to solve complex mathematical calculations in her head or she’s thinking about nail polish colors.
Nail polish colors can be complex. But really, are you going to be looking at her nails?
One became a backstreet boy, other became a girl and the last lost a foot! lots happens despite popular belief!
Remind me again, it was us that sent a Rover to Mars, right?
In the time it took her to walk from the car to the door, she made two shitty romantic comedies.
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thumbs up!
It’s L. Ron’s ghost that’s popping that out.
I think he’s inviting the valet to visit his room.
It’s like a modern art version of Billy Joel. NYC is just so damn progressive.
She has Jessica Simpson’s pregnancy chins, but not the pregnancy boobs.
I don’t know if there’s a such thing as pregnancy nose.
lol !! Sorry can’t give you the thumbs up.
Overrated girl is overrated.
You’ve been hanging out with Zach Galifianakis, haven’t you?
Look, just sell me the drugs, okay?
This picture needs a “Ewww…cooties !” thought bubble.
Wow, is it Halloween already?
Well, she’s not fucking anyone famous right now, so that’s why she’s not on TV.
The soccer mom in the middle would be hot if she was wearing a skirt.
I will look on your treasures, gypsy. Is this understood?
- Ok, let’s hear your seven.
- BIGARSE
The original Jonas Brothers, complete with questionable heterosexuality.
The smell of perfume on a woman kissing you is awesome.
The smell of acne cream and grape candy? No so much.
It only takes a couple of drinks to turn “Bitch Alba” into “Good Time Jessie”.
Yes Kanye, we know the mop was stolen.
heheh Nice!
That is quite a toned torso.
I toold youz, I’ves hasving a strooke!
Sing Stayin’ Alive!
He misses that feeling. His mouth gets so lonely when he goes out pretending to be strai– I MEAN MOVING MOUNTAINS WITH HIS MIND.
PREGNANCY!
That’s so…yeah.
The Broadway production of “Rhi-Rhi and Chris: The Nut and the Slut.”
There should be a Law against wearing that in public.
But there is already one in favor of it
Are those lobsters pinching her boobs?
Sparkly lobsters, that is!
Yeap, boob lobsters are becoming a real problem in the Hudson.
God, that poor dog is still alive?!? Jesus, it must be 100 in dog years by now.